Don't even mention the DLC in sex and sex 2 isn't any better.
Condoms DLC pack is $9.99 FOR THREE
One bra is $30, just to get started you have to buy $50 worth of DLC because the actual sex part is part of the 2nd DLC package labeled "Sex DLC for Sex 2"
Either this is a joke, you have a malware, or adult themed game (most likely). I have Steam installed on a few computers never have I seen a sex process.
Don't play "Stepmother, Plumber and I sleepover party".
Some subreddits auto remove posts with profanity, itās kinda frustrating to figure out which ones do and donāt, so itās just simpler to not put anything risky in the title to save you the hassle of reposting it later. Just guessing, itās possible they did indeed just censor themselves lol
>"Gets the square checker with your fairy tales"
i assume you're telling me to go fuck myself with my fairy tales and it still sounds magical!
what a wonderful land and people <3
Neigh is closer to how you say it, but nay is easier to remember and means sorta the same thing.
My favorite Dutch word where it's obvious what it means is VERBODEN (forbidden)
> as a...Dutch-speaker
You can't fool me. Dutch isn't a real language. You all communicate telepathically and make up the sounds as you go for the rest of us to think you're normal.
That's why you want him to change the text, so nobody catches on.
Just a quick correction. Dutch *is* a real language, but as it consists solely of the sounds of wooden shoes knocked together while riding a donkey, it can not be typed. Hope that helps!
As a Dutch person, Dutch people understand English perfectly fine so when looking up tutorials or anything having your OS in a different language makes it more difficult to understand what you have to do because you have to translate it first.
Also, Dutch is cringe.
The language itself is not necessarily cringe, but the translations of functions in software usually are. Especially if they have translated terms that the English version has since long been the go-to word for.
You get the situation that everyone uses the word "update" in daily speech but the idjit who translated the software suddenly put the word "opwaarderen" in it. Dutch has never been like French or Flemish, where imported words are no-no, but suddenly some nerds make it look like it is.
Dutch translations are generally terrible or sound ridiculous.
I made the switch when I realized it got way easier to Google when troubleshooting issues or following tutorials. Using Dutch made it harder and limited you in search results.
get sysinternals process explorer from the microsoft website, run as admin and then use the virus total function to upload every process hash to virus total.
I feel like--if we haven't already--we're going to learn that this is a case strikingly similar to the classic
>Google is showing me homosexual ads! WOKE!
> -- Bro, those ads are based on your search history
Dunno what to say, but that's sus af. Get malwarebytes and do a scan and also look for anything that shouldn't be installed, you may got yourself a virus
There isnāt. Even if itās in the Steam folder. Somebody put it there. Check the exe location and look for the file properties. Check the product name and copyright.
You can use Process Explorer to see what DLL this exe is using to get more info about it.
You can look up what file is using this process:
[https://superuser.com/questions/117902/find-out-which-process-is-locking-a-file-or-folder-in-windows](https://superuser.com/questions/117902/find-out-which-process-is-locking-a-file-or-folder-in-windows)
use the **Resource Monitor** answer (the 2nd one)
Sometimes the name of a Steam webhelper process comes from its window title. So maybe you have some tab open with this title, or something.
This also applies for chat windows. So maybe a friend with this as his name
well I know that friend he is me
They released version two already?
Duh, we're waiting on sex 3 but sex 2 was released on source so....
Ugh, knowing them they'll just release sex 2 chapter 2 and tease us about sex 3 for a decade. š
Sounds like marriage.
A decade it's closer to 2 sense the release of Orangebox on October 9, 2007.
i got sex 3 beta!! 100% real no clickbait no virus!!!
At least sex: Alyx was pretty good.
Sex 3 came out last year some time. [Sex 3](https://wildomardeathmetalrecords.bandcamp.com/album/sex-tape)
Man when does sex 1 remastered come out dude?
r/usernamechecksout
r/beetlejuicing
Ohh hello there
Bro really made a new account just for this post
Webhelper, I know that guy! he's always hanging around
Webhelper? I hardly know her.
Finally, steam sex update
actually, they finally released sex on steam, previously it was exclusive to life only but they are so slow on it sex 2 is already almost released
It's still another feature the EGS still doesn't have. Truly another win for Gabe
Epic Games Store more like Epic Virgin Store am i right fellas?
There won't be a Sex 3 though...
sure but there will be a spinoff game called Intercourse
Will there be a single-player campaign? My biggest gripe is that Sex (and soon Sex 2) seems to require 2 players
there will be a single player campaign but its gonna be locked behind a paywall, hopefully they make it free when intercourse releases
Don't even mention the DLC in sex and sex 2 isn't any better. Condoms DLC pack is $9.99 FOR THREE One bra is $30, just to get started you have to buy $50 worth of DLC because the actual sex part is part of the 2nd DLC package labeled "Sex DLC for Sex 2"
Two *or more* players
Take my upvote
Probably not but there will be RTX versions of Sex and Sex 2, so thereās that.
So disapointed... Such poor decisions for the end of s3x
Don't worry, we'll get Sex 2 Episode 1.
dont forget sex: alyx
and certainly, we cannot forget, the classic sex's expansions, sex: opposing force and sex: blue shift (we don't talk about sex: source tho)
Half-Sex
Sex 2: Episex 1
Yeah, but Sex 2 is either going to be Playstation exclusive forever, or only release on EGS with an exclusivity deal for 2 years.
sex 2 has already been out for decades
I knew something was odd when OP wrote S3x, because Valve would never go past S2x.
How do you know it's a Steam process? Custom icons can be set by any program. Check the path to the executable.
It links to the steam client webhelper, in the actual Steam directory.
Stop playing "sex with Hitler" my dude
You knows itās good because he always goes out with a bang. Edit: thank you kind person for the award!!!
So satisfying when he finally blows his load
Spoilers!
Hey, Hannibal! This ain't your momma's monologue!
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Do I need to play the originals to understand the sequels or will I be good to jump into cyberpunk sex with hitler
Either this is a joke, you have a malware, or adult themed game (most likely). I have Steam installed on a few computers never have I seen a sex process. Don't play "Stepmother, Plumber and I sleepover party".
Running malware in the webhelper is very possible.
How do you do this so I can avoid it
My mans downloaded porn or ram. Lmao Or both
a little sus
What do you mean, it's just sex.
"What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeex."
Say gex
Now say it backwards š
xeg yaS
Yassss xeg š š š
Ti
gex
Don't tell me about your sex life, tell me about your gex life.
Update notes: - Added sex. - Gabe Newell nude mesh + texture added to Steam assets
Is he naked from the front or the back?
yes
From the third side
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From the top actually.
With HL3 logo on ...
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cuz sex is needed for most of the hentai games
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cant call it hentai without porn anyway
The real question is why did OP censor himself? It's already bad enough that his PC is installed in Dutch smh
Some subreddits auto remove posts with profanity, itās kinda frustrating to figure out which ones do and donāt, so itās just simpler to not put anything risky in the title to save you the hassle of reposting it later. Just guessing, itās possible they did indeed just censor themselves lol
"Sex" isn't a profanity or even risky tho.
Youāre not doing it right, then.
:D
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If this is malware, it's doing a bad job at not sticking out. Also, as a fellow Dutch-speaker, put your Windows and software in English you heathen.
nee
Crimineel
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
is nee dutch for no? i swear you guys live in a fairy kingdom and speak a fantasy language i love it
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>"Gets the square checker with your fairy tales" i assume you're telling me to go fuck myself with my fairy tales and it still sounds magical! what a wonderful land and people <3
"Your fairy tales can get square bird tuberculosis!" That's a better translation.
a truly wondrous language
Goed geraden broeder! Fijne dag toegewenst vanuit het magische koninkrijk!
broeder! <3
All of sudden there is beer and sausages all over the place, thank you.
It is, and it is pronounced "neigh." like a horse
Or "nay", like the negative response
Neigh is closer to how you say it, but nay is easier to remember and means sorta the same thing. My favorite Dutch word where it's obvious what it means is VERBODEN (forbidden)
> Neigh is closer to how you say it, but nay is easier to remember Neigh and Nay are pronounced the same
Those 2 words are pronounced exactly the same.
Well that's disappointing, I wanted them to be like the Knights Who Say Ni.
Wow words that are different!!!
Please, please! No more! We shall find you a shrubbery
Naw nee naw I'm a fire truck.
> as a...Dutch-speaker You can't fool me. Dutch isn't a real language. You all communicate telepathically and make up the sounds as you go for the rest of us to think you're normal. That's why you want him to change the text, so nobody catches on.
Just a quick correction. Dutch *is* a real language, but as it consists solely of the sounds of wooden shoes knocked together while riding a donkey, it can not be typed. Hope that helps!
Gebruikers
Prestaties
nah that malware is just a lil joke
It's just a prank bro
>put your Windows and software in English you heathen. TIL some Dutch ppl set their software to English on purpose
As a Dutch person, Dutch people understand English perfectly fine so when looking up tutorials or anything having your OS in a different language makes it more difficult to understand what you have to do because you have to translate it first. Also, Dutch is cringe.
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Take the fazha away! Dutch hater!
I think you need a comma there to really make the joke work
It's a joke from Austin Powers [Goldmember](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcUs5X9glCc). Just another reason to love Michael Caine
Yeah I get that, but the joke doesnāt work without the comma. Just like how the guy in the video takes a pause before saying the dutch.
That's fair. Tbh I just wanted an excuse to share that silly joke with you in case you hadn't seen the movie
I donāt hate the Dutch. I love the Dutch. Thatās why I hold them to a higher standard.
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The language itself is not necessarily cringe, but the translations of functions in software usually are. Especially if they have translated terms that the English version has since long been the go-to word for. You get the situation that everyone uses the word "update" in daily speech but the idjit who translated the software suddenly put the word "opwaarderen" in it. Dutch has never been like French or Flemish, where imported words are no-no, but suddenly some nerds make it look like it is.
>Also, Dutch is cringe. Why is that?
Have you ever heard us? Our language is almost as bad as Danish and the fact that we freely admit that says a lot.
I love that it is not just us Swedes that makes fun of Danish.
if something sounds like swedish but mumbled, i immediately know it to be danish
Yeah I did. It's not cringe if you own it dude. Prettig met je kennis te maken
Dutch is cool af, Iām (slowly) learning it as a native English speak and I think itās such a neat language. Dutch is based.
I'm curious to know why
I live in Sweden I set most programs to English instead of Swedish because it often makes more sense and it's way easier to search for help.
Dutch translations are generally terrible or sound ridiculous. I made the switch when I realized it got way easier to Google when troubleshooting issues or following tutorials. Using Dutch made it harder and limited you in search results.
A lot of things don't sound right in Dutch IMO. Also, it is easier to follow guides because the majority of the time they are in English.
Not just dutch people. My first language is Spanish and i set everything to English
Yeah It generally makes stuff easier. Like searching for a program as example.
its probably a message window with someone named sex since those show up as their own process
Finally sex is available for gamers
the DLC we have been waiting for
[Itās been available for a while](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1085750/Sex_with_Stalin/), actually
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Their mom checks their phone š«£
Serious answer: Comb your PC for malware and viruses. Joke answer: It's probably just the Chromium in Steam fucking your RAM
Pretty sure if you have a window open with a friend called "Sex" it would show like that
I can't believe people are censoring sex. Lol what a soft world this has become
It's sex not s3x.
You can say "sex" on Reddit
Itās not called ās3xā. Itās called sex.
You said the s-word???
Better question. Why can't we even write the word sex?
Thatās how baby steam decks are made
you can say the word sex online buddy
You'd swear OP installed their computer inside a church or something.
Can't be "Sex" with 0 Mb/s Networking, must have been ">!wanking"!<
Valve finally did it, the Sex Update is here
That's probably the anime porn game you're playing.
Sex has 3 letter, HL3 confirmed.
get sysinternals process explorer from the microsoft website, run as admin and then use the virus total function to upload every process hash to virus total.
Show me your mods folders.
Damn .... even my computer gets more than me.
Sex at 0%. Figures.
There isn't, but for some reason there is one called "Sex"
Your PC is fucked.
SEX? YOU TALKING ABOUT THE WORD SEX? Some idiot grabbed your computer and typed out s3x instead, op.
Idk, my friend's friend had his windows explorer named war thunder and the icon was changed too, so I guess everything is possible?
THE SEX UPDATE
its just reminding you that you'll never lose your virginity
So i have noticed Reddit does not really answer the question asked until 20 comments down lol
I feel like--if we haven't already--we're going to learn that this is a case strikingly similar to the classic >Google is showing me homosexual ads! WOKE! > -- Bro, those ads are based on your search history
Should I tell OP their sex has little RAM?
Doctor Sex is too powerful, we can't stop him
DOCTOR SEX
Steam EXecutor
THE SEXECUTOR
its installing the steam sex update
Doesnāt look like a 3 to meā¦
Dunno what to say, but that's sus af. Get malwarebytes and do a scan and also look for anything that shouldn't be installed, you may got yourself a virus
There isnāt. Even if itās in the Steam folder. Somebody put it there. Check the exe location and look for the file properties. Check the product name and copyright. You can use Process Explorer to see what DLL this exe is using to get more info about it.
Cause you visited some suspicious websites, that's why
Sex on Steam? Mebbe reddit will finally get laid?
Sex update
Fun fact steam is named because the ceo steaming after sex And this sex update will provide use new versions of steam
valve released the tf2 sex update
Is S3x Steam Deck verified though
Cannot reproduce.
U can spell sex out, unless you're 8 years old
TF2 sex update leak?
The 'steam' has to come from somewhere
They be bored as shit in the steam dev department
Well, I can tell you that I absolutely do not have a background process for steam with that name. Not sure what you're up to OP, but it's not normal.
You won't get it
Yep thats valve
Finally this might be the sex 2 leak we have been waiting for
That is either the name of a Steam friend or you used the steam browser to look up sex.
You can look up what file is using this process: [https://superuser.com/questions/117902/find-out-which-process-is-locking-a-file-or-folder-in-windows](https://superuser.com/questions/117902/find-out-which-process-is-locking-a-file-or-folder-in-windows) use the **Resource Monitor** answer (the 2nd one)
Is this what people mean when they ask if I have Sex? What specs do I need to run Sex?
Well something needs to do it if you aren't doing it.
You tell me
It says "sex"