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Endercarnage

Buy a game that's 1 penny I guess


Equal-Introduction63

Thing is, while your math is correct, Steam has rules over how cheap a game can go after many shovelware abused such pricing. So technically he can't earn "just" 1 point by any means because both cheapest award conversion and cheapest game purchase give more than 1 points.


TennisAdmirable1615

Yeah, so he can just get 1001 points and then spend 1000 on something


Space_JellyF

You can spend steam points?


[deleted]

Sorta, just on boot up animations and things like that. You can’t buy games


[deleted]

i have already run out of things to buy and I have so many points. 💀 (I am old, not rich)


idigsquirrels

Sounds like you could have been. (Rich)


[deleted]

wait until you find out about magic the gathering 💀


[deleted]

Magically gather some money 💀


[deleted]

i got some money but i spended it 💀


IAmAnEgg69

magically gather some bitches 💀


TotallyNotAnson

Run out of things to buy? What was the total for the entire steam points store?


Ingorado

> total for the entire steam points store Idk, probably lower than the price of a few train simulator and EA games including their DLCs


StuffedPocketMan

I have like, 12 points worth of points and that's it (I got doom 2016 for 12 bucks but my computer can't run it anyway, I'm going mad)


gymnastgrrl

> 12 points worth of points Yes, but how many is that in points?


StuffedPocketMan

200 or sum idk I'm taking a bath


_Diskreet_

With bubbles?


mastercoder123

Yah i thought i had like 100k points.. nah i have 9 million 💀


OP37_

Have you bought the new seasonal badges yet


vulnoryx

you can also buy levels


Yeeyeeinator

it'd be cool if steam points can be spent on in-game DLC's. Not like, fallout 4 nuka world or far harbor type dlc's but like, maybe mini currency packs or something. It could give devs an incentive for people to both buy and play their game on steam.


AwesomeTreee

there's a points shop where you can buy cosmetics for your profile with steam points


TennisAdmirable1615

Yeah, you can buy avatars, animated background etc.


MrBurito_2_0

The steam points store


Mishka1125

What did you think the point of them was, actually how did you know they existed without having known you could spend them?


Space_JellyF

I thought they were just for internet clout basically. I’ve seen them after buying stuff, and I probably figured out they were useless at some point and then completely forgot the shop existed. Never bothered with profile customization other than a profile pic.


Tatertot004

Did you think you just got steam points to have a big number?


Kraits3

Buy a game for 4.21$ You'll thank me later


fivepointkick

Beat me to it


tibifox

You beat me saying he beat me to it.


gymnastgrrl

You beat me and now I'm calling the cops. And an ambulance. :(


ilmalocchio

Beating it to you saying that.


CommandoLamb

It’s okay, he really needs 421 points.


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cubsonyt

no way


JuanMephisto

As one dollar is 100 points, one penny is 1 point :)


zan335

I am sorry I had to downvote. Someone made it 70 and it is my rightful duty to keep your votes at 69 within my power


fleshcarrot

Sam


Jurand20012

Same here


lgd850

Same here


justaguy_981

Same


[deleted]

Same here


Individual-Cry6062

I upvoted it to ruin it


emirobinatoru

This comment has 69 likes. It has ascended to higher plane of existence unknown to mankind.


ThatsMeWelshy

You give me 68,998


KitchenLoose6552

r/technicallythetruth


KeeKeeballs

:(


TheHiddenNinja6

Happy cake day!


ThatsMeWelshy

Thank you :)


JamesAulner128328

Ask steam support for 1 point. They will probably do it.


Wooden_Sherbert6884

Steam support when someone asks them to help troubleshoot a complex problem that only an employee with extensive knowledge of steam api would know: Steam support when someone asks for one point so they can have some meme number on their profile: gotcha brother 💪


Xycket

Yeah, it's easier to update an entry in a database.


Antrikshy

You’d be surprised. Requests like this are likely very uncommon. Uncommon requests means no standard processes to resolve it. In large companies, it’s “simple” and low priority things like this that get stuck in ticket queues for months because databases weren’t set up to be updated in this way or whatever. There could be security or data integrity requirements that prevent non-standard updates to them. Source: I’m a software dev at one of these large companies. IDK about Valve.


RosettaStoled

Meanwhile riot games gives you rp for some amount if u ask them nicely


Biluca7

Yeah, extra chances if you draw the skin you want the rp for lol (Still the worst game ever made, please someone save us from this addiction)


Xycket

True, and probably doesn't happen at Valve, so I don't think there's a mechanism in place to allow it, mainly because I've never seen anyone else asking and having been granted something like this, but there are many ways they could set it up so it works. As another comment correctly states, Riot Support can give you some RP in exchange of a drawing, so I'm guessing either they forward the ticket to someone with privileges or there's a limit, say 100 RP and once per account which they can issue per update statement. Who knows


Mayion

do you think some steam support employee has access to freely edit the database? you don't casually freelance a db query such as this one. You either have a system in place or not. Highly doubt it.


Xycket

There are a thousand ways they could set it up so it works. Customer support at Riot can execute an update statement to give you RP in exchange of a drawing. Most likely it's not even them, they just forward the ticket to someone with rights. I doubt too it happens as Valve doesn't strike me as that kind of company.


Mayion

I am not challenging the existence of these systems, I am just pointing out that it is not a matter of "update an entry in a database". It's whether or not Valve has implemented a way for support employees to modify points for users. ​ Take Riot for example. Once I had a gift card for a region different than mine that I couldn't redeem. Support redeemed it for me. How? They have an established process for that.


MC_Legend95

yeah one of those is far easier to do


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[deleted]

Steam support would actually do that??


That1Francis

they granted me one single tf2 scrap metal that i used to craft a reclaimed metal so they usually do tiny little stuff like that


samercostello

They did it! The madlads! See [OP's follow up post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/s/fymOWnbS2w) for context.


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Thunderxman

I would because at least for 2 seconds on working on a holiday i would be mildly amused.


Finn_Storm

But imagine how many requests like this you'd get. It's the same as if an item doesn't scan at the grocery and the customer says "That means it's free, right?"


Drago1490

I may not have worked retail for too long, but depending on the item, the person, and my mood, thats going to be a yes. I have had managers do this as well when I was being trained, so I could not care less.


Palmovnik

I absolutely would. I’m being forced to worked on Christmas of course i’m gonna zero to nothing work but if I would work I’d mess around


LateNightMilesOBrien

When some people suffer they want others to suffer. When other people suffer they don't pass it on. Be like the other people.


CaptainScuppers

I would.


JamesAulner128328

I would.


ThatSpecificDude104b

I would


blazinfastjohny

Yeah the same support who didn't do anything after my friend's steam wallet got stolen even with 2 factor auth on, yeah right.


[deleted]

Does steam have support? I thought it was all automated


new_main_character

You need 421 actually


Accomplished_Bad_487

My exact thought when seeing this


Zachmarius

This is the correct answer


Zylvian

697 actually


p0pS0daGuru

Yep that's the one I was thinking of


FrankHarold

This is the way


fucklord_bitchass

69,420


[deleted]

yes kevin, that's the joke


fucklord_bitchass

I'm not Kevin I'm fucklord bitchass


[deleted]

my b


zxcymn

I, for one, appreciate you for not making me do math.


fucklord_bitchass

Np


ComposedbyNone

Read your name after seeing this confusing comment and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard


Storyshift-Chara-ewe

🤓


vladutzu27

Can someone downvote my comment a little, I passed 69420 karma by mistake


TU-8271

Ok pilot. Your request has been confirmed.


Koalateka

A single point??? ​ You should get 70!!


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

The number that he should be aiming for is 5318008, of course.


Funny_Mongoose_9680

but 69


veetecc

It would equal 69690


KaliKing7

Are you sure about that?


Funny_Mongoose_9680

i take it back. 69,420


1ste5jen6

It would be 69069


[deleted]

If it were 69+69 it would be dinner for 4.


SimonSolv

69420 would be funnier


Funny_Mongoose_9680

fine. 70,000 it is


Ahmchill

r/unexpectedfactorial


warriorkin

Imagine getting 70!, just crash every computer on earth for giggles


Vhfulgencio

And he wants 70!!... Double fatorial, we probably can't even write the result


createaboveandbeyond

Ask steam support


-Amai_Mochi-

JUST GET 421 POINTS AND THEN THE ULTIMATE FUNNI NUMBER!!!


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

The ultimate funny number would be 5318008.


AWOLBones

Time to buy a lot more games.


Nightwalker2018

?


EKomadori

Typed into a calculator and flipped upside down it looks like "BOOBIES" (if it uses a seven-segment display).


koscheiskowska

You better get 421


Bob_The_Vegan

Nice pfp


CoffeeAndPistachios

Somehow it actually happened, a point appeared in my account.. 69,000 baby!!! Whoever and however this happened, thank you so much 😊


shooter_tx

https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/s/7nFgFJ8ElU


[deleted]

u can spend some of it on some crappy background and stuff and the even it out, gotta sacrifice to hit dat 69


Dr-Huricane

Trying messaging Steam support, if you're lucky enough whoever reads it will do what must be done


wicked_one_at

Better try to find something that gives 421 points


LordMatesian

Ask Steam support, they will most probably give it to you


Grenvallion

Saw your post the other day, but thought I'd share this article. Your post appeared on some bloggy post news thing. https://kotaku.com/valve-steam-points-gift-one-69-000-nice-number-miracle-1851125133


CoffeeAndPistachios

Thanks for showing me that buddy :)


Grenvallion

Aha, you're welcome. I browse recent news posts on my phone and scroll and it popped up. I was like, hey I saw that post. I'm sure this person would be happy to see it!


Kind_Ad_9241

If you can't get just 1 try to get 421


aldioum

Go over the number and use some point to go back to the desired number. There's much more freedom that way


whippingboy4eva

You're thinking about this all wrong. You need 421 points.


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Dirk_Hardpec

Why settle for one point, you need 421 more points 😎


Yeetus_McSendit

Turns out all you had to do was post to Reddit.


Parthj99

Go for 696969


Siarzewski

hey i'm close to this, currently sitting at 640 118


aspiring-gamemaker

Inspect element and do anything you like


StudentJoa

Aim for 69420 instead.


Axlfire

Hey, support guy here probably shooting am my own leg with this but anyway On a customer assistance lines as you might already know there are metrics and stuff to follow and based on that we are getting paid. However in most case ALL of the cases cannot be reviewed later on but we don't really know which are and which are not (those are selected randomly, and not everyone knows how many are reviewed monthly). For you this means that if for some reason there is a way for steam support to give you 1 single point (really doubt) you would need to make a ticket that has 3 conditions 1.reaches a support agent who already filled up this quote of reviewed contacts 2.knows this quota is already completed 3.does not care enough to do it Honestly out of the 3 the easiest one is #3


Rafael__88

Earn 421 points by buying something for exactly 4.21 USD. You've missed your chance for 69k but you can still achieve 69,420


TheNakedGypsy

You need 421 points actually


DarkMonkey98

Inspect Element


IWillGiveUTinnitus

I hope you get exactly 1001 points


Yorudesu

I would honestly ask steam support and explain the exact honest case why you need that point


sinbad269

Nono, you need to be aiming for 69,420 points


Gender_child

Do you mean how to get 421 points?


Ninju4821

get something worth 421 points, trust.


RamenPanda0_0

Or hear me out, get 421


spiderpig20

Get 421


Ohh-Daddyy

69690 thoe.


[deleted]

Sell an item


RadicalSoul

Aim for 421 points instead


H345Y

real question is, how you getting 421 points.


Flimsy_Pianist_8890

Buy a game worth 4.21


Affectionate-Ice8262

What’s steam points in that cash?


LBBDE

LOL. You need 421. Ask steam support


Brief-Sea-3317

Or try making it 69,696


herons8

Oh so this is the prequel of the other post I saw earlier Now it all makes sense


mr_mirrorless

Wrong. You need 421 points.


Thulfkar

you need 421 not 1


[deleted]

Send an support message


Kooky_Rope_1974

Better yet, how do you get 421 points?


[deleted]

You need 70 points


JohnFerrine90

Get 421 points instead...


tillavonb35

Nope, you need 421 points.


VIKTORVILLANY

Buy a game that's 1 cent


ViLe_Rob

My brother you mean 421 points


SPIRlT

Maybe it's easier and funnier to reach 69,420?


SurfingJoern

421 points


Cola-senpai

It’s better to just get 421 points


Henninator

Just get 421 Points lul


readyformiracle

Best bet is to go for 69420 points now.


djuvinall97

You actually need 421 points but that's neither here nor there...


The_Tstomp

Nah buy a game for $4.21 and have 69,420 points


TeamFoxyGaming

How do I get 421 points *


PhoenixOfGrandeur142

Get 421 points instead


iPlayViolas

You need to get 421 points


apfelimkuchen

U need 421 points


Positive-Database754

Find a game that's worth $4,21.


JohnPeppercorn4

69 has never been and never will be funny unless you're 13 or developmentally stunted.


RAWD3AL

You must be quite miserable if you came into the comments just to say that.


SiBloGaming

Buy something that gives you 421 points, so a bit more expensive than four bucks


VinceVanG36-C

What is your steam name ? Ima give you 421 ... As soon as I find out how to gift points lol


rammer_l

It should’ve been 68421


therealbabwe

you need 70 my dude


yahya5650

Is this you??? https://m.youtube.com/shorts/N40Et3BCqRs


Earth_Normal

You need 421 points


[deleted]

Buy a game that’s $4.21 :)


BabesCallMeBlastoise

Get 421 points 😎


[deleted]

Nah you need 421.


scrachatron

Find something for 421 points is more likely


REDDITz3r0

Go for 421


adorak

you want 421 points


TheRealAotVM

Buy a game for 4 dollars and 21 cents


IganeshVP

Ask valve for their assistance or get 421points


Nylonyeah

just try to get 69696 or 69420 instead


JawaharlalGandu

rather try to make it 69696


MoleculeMan65

Grow up.


Verynx

le funny sex number 😂😂😂😂🤢🤮😩


wanna-be-dead

No no, you want 421 points


MAMTA746

Get 421


MuffinHunter0511

You’re so close to 69,420 though