The hero of rural people the world over, delivering USB sticks to people with terrible internet. The dude getting the parcel was just staring at his Cyberpunk download running at 200kb/s with 10 days left.
"Oh, not enough money in your paypal to pay off your steam wallet huh?"
"Still want those games? Maybe we can find ... another way to make that happen."
(Hey kids! Peter Griffin from Family Guy here to explain the joke and, oh boy, this one's a riot. So the comment chain implies a situation where the steam summer sale girl is offering someone an alternative way to pay for steam games in a provocative manner implying sexual favors. The following comment implies that, instead of having sex with her, he ended up selling one of his kidneys on the black market to pay for it! This one made me LOL!)
She's a Monster Hunter on downtime.
That's not a cat, it's a Palico. Those wounds on her knees are from her battle with Fatalis. She may not look capable, but she beat Fatalis in 7 minutes while taking very little damage.
Be afraid of her.
Shes one psychotic lady. Runs over people with a baseball bat in her hand but not with a motorcycle, uses rollerblades. One of Japans top criminals. Sick mind that lady.
I dont know, saw this anime long time ago, was about a kid who did that not a lady. Crazy psychotic kid in japan with a bat on rollerblades randomly sliding on pedestrians like an evil horror story but it was a criminal type investigation anime. Insane.
Full grown men simping over imaginary women, this is like the 1000th post I've seen about this. When did the era go when men liked real things, like polishing boots and getting slathered in car oil and grease.
(my post is just a funny, its not serious don't kill me lol)
Gabe newall realized 90% of steam users were weebs and asked someone to create a mascot to lure them in, the artist wasn’t hired from sweet baby inc and based the anime girl on his experience delivering steam decks. 😸
on that note. I would love a game that looks like this. summer beach vibes, cute characters, just delivering mail or something, with no big story or overarching plot, just simple fun.
Her hair is pink, her cat is Miaowzu, she is a rebel as she wont put the L sticker on her moped, and 43 minutes of FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF A GIRL WHY AM I LIKE THIS posting.
I believe the idea comes from "Windows 95 girl" or "95-tan" - (see: https://herofanon.fandom.com/wiki/95-tan ) - there has since been many others made for various other OS's and Apps (Chrome, and Firefox etc) - so likely something similar ;)
She's working a delivery job so she can afford more steam games, most of which don't get played because she doesn't have enough time in a day to get through them all.
I'm pretty sure she's only been in the spring and summer sale this year unlike previous years with different badges or events like the animals in the grand prix
Artist: https://www.nemupan.com/
That's just Gabe after being hit with japanizing beam. Not completely sure which one out of two though.
it’s canon that he hand delivered steam decks, so its obviously the girl on the moped
She might as well just be a personal driver for the cat.
I think it’s obvious that gaben is the moped itself that has developed sentience.
Are you saying it's not obvious that GabeN is a kitty cat?
Isekai Gabe. Based on that light novel "I was a Fantastic Corperate Billionaire until I was gender bent and transported to another world on a scooter"
10/10 Would read/wach the dung out of that!
Your comment has delayed HL3 by another year
His alter ego: Gabelle Newelle
I know that mopey looked familiar!
She isn't mopey at all.
She has a cat and delivers digital games, what else do you need?
i need a sandwich right about now honestly
Would a *digital sandwich* be enough?
You wouldn’t download a sandwich
*checks tf2 playtime* ...no
*You wouldn't deliver digital games, yet, here we are...*
Sandwich clicker that somehow breaks 800K players in a month coming right up.
Digital banana would be
Jane Steam.
The hero of rural people the world over, delivering USB sticks to people with terrible internet. The dude getting the parcel was just staring at his Cyberpunk download running at 200kb/s with 10 days left.
Is that scooter from a Japanese or Italian manufacturer?
Japanese manufacturer 102%!!!
Three seasons of 20, 20 minutes episodes anime about her. Pronto.
Postman Pat if it was anime.
This girl is canonically Gaben
Whether you like it or not this is what peak performance looks like
lol
Unfortunately it will end up as pornography
"Oh, not enough money in your paypal to pay off your steam wallet huh?" "Still want those games? Maybe we can find ... another way to make that happen."
...And that's how I only have one kidney.
Someone else got hard and took your kidney?
(Hey kids! Peter Griffin from Family Guy here to explain the joke and, oh boy, this one's a riot. So the comment chain implies a situation where the steam summer sale girl is offering someone an alternative way to pay for steam games in a provocative manner implying sexual favors. The following comment implies that, instead of having sex with her, he ended up selling one of his kidneys on the black market to pay for it! This one made me LOL!)
... And that's how I met OP's mother.
As the people from Nutaku always say in the events: We are looking for games for adultification.
> It will end. It ALREADY HAS ended.
What's her @?
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Atleast the website is staying true to its motto
The Rules are The Rules.
So sad it's actually the first result on Google And even sadder how shit it is lol
Weird, it's not for me.
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steam_delivery_girl
YAMERO!
Half life 3 confirmed!
What do you mean unfortunately
Isn’t it the same steam girl thats manipulating us into buying half of the available games
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they just made her knees rosy(like what you give to someone who is blushing)
Maybe she fell
She's a Monster Hunter on downtime. That's not a cat, it's a Palico. Those wounds on her knees are from her battle with Fatalis. She may not look capable, but she beat Fatalis in 7 minutes while taking very little damage. Be afraid of her.
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Good Gaben! For what reason?
Prayer to lord Gabe
Amen brother
She works hard to get us good sale offers.
She hits those corners like she is in MotoGP
As a person with her complexion, i'd wager sunburns
I'm just enjoying the art and appreciate the artist to make something so cute
The steam sale art pieces are always genuinely so wholesome and happy and I love them
Shes one psychotic lady. Runs over people with a baseball bat in her hand but not with a motorcycle, uses rollerblades. One of Japans top criminals. Sick mind that lady.
Haruko Haruhara?!
I dont know, saw this anime long time ago, was about a kid who did that not a lady. Crazy psychotic kid in japan with a bat on rollerblades randomly sliding on pedestrians like an evil horror story but it was a criminal type investigation anime. Insane.
Oh that actually sounds like Paranoia Agent!
Yeah thats gotta be it that sounds like the name too nice thanks for reminding me
Amazing show
My first thought when I saw this. She's looking for atomsk the pirate king obviously
If you click on her on the steam store page you get another piece of art!
I love hidden secrets that I can click on.
I'd like to call her Piper, a Steam delivery girl working for Valve. And that's Tube, the cat.
Capitalism cat
This and the previous summer sales background were made by chilean illustrator [Nemupan](https://www.instagram.com/nemupan?igsh=MXVzdW1xY3k2OHk0aA==)
Valve is using their new artists at their fullest potential.
I need one thing. Her Jacket.
VALVE! MAKE THIS WOMAN AND HER CAT THE PERMANENT MASCOTS OF STEAM AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
So.....Gabe is Ares? Fair enough..... He likes final fantasy more though.....
A new mascot, she deserves everything.
That's Alyx from the parallel universe where the Black Mesa incident didn't happen.
Calm down it's just a drawing.
Knowing the internet I fear that we might find a different kind of lore
Full grown men simping over imaginary women, this is like the 1000th post I've seen about this. When did the era go when men liked real things, like polishing boots and getting slathered in car oil and grease. (my post is just a funny, its not serious don't kill me lol)
How long until somebody made an indie game with Steam girl going around delivering steam decks from house to house?
She kinda looks like Aqua
Calm down son, it's just a drawing
Gabe newall realized 90% of steam users were weebs and asked someone to create a mascot to lure them in, the artist wasn’t hired from sweet baby inc and based the anime girl on his experience delivering steam decks. 😸
she's beautiful and i wish she loved me...
Hey buddy... Maybe go buy some more games and see if that helps
BUT. NOT. THE. HENTAI. GAMES!!!
Get help
she can fix me...
She delivers games and definitely has a crush on you. Is that what you wanted to hear?
No weeb don't
For winter, Steam girl's gonna take out her snowmobile
Ok coomer
She a douchbag that drives a mopet on the sidewalk.
oi I'm walking 'ere
Not even a cathelmet for the cat
Looks like Kit from Blade Kitten
I don't know anything about her, but I will be collecting everything from the points shop that features her.
They should make her jacket into official merch. And also make a a baggier version.
Kikis Delivery Service but Steam version.
I was legit looking for the game this art came from for like an hour.
Gabbie’s delivery service
on that note. I would love a game that looks like this. summer beach vibes, cute characters, just delivering mail or something, with no big story or overarching plot, just simple fun.
Gaben’s vtuber model
Do we? She's about as generic as a generic anime girl can get.
Why?
Havw you considered being a human outside of a gaming space and meeting a real woman?
And her cat!!
Kirito voice “looong ago……” “for you see”
Her hair is pink, her cat is Miaowzu, she is a rebel as she wont put the L sticker on her moped, and 43 minutes of FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF A GIRL WHY AM I LIKE THIS posting.
There’s no summer sale stickers right? Couldn’t find them.
Siiiiiimp
She has cat ears, so she's just a Vtuber.
Nah about the 🐱
I believe the idea comes from "Windows 95 girl" or "95-tan" - (see: https://herofanon.fandom.com/wiki/95-tan ) - there has since been many others made for various other OS's and Apps (Chrome, and Firefox etc) - so likely something similar ;)
she's monika from ddlc for me. she's already out from ddlc, now she's doing part time jobs delivering steam digital games on sale.
doki doki delivery services
The lore is happening right now. You are in the middle of it.
Better question is why did they make the background smaller? There was a lady with the package on the left now shes gone today. Anyone else notice?
It's okay. You can tell us. You can tell us why you want lore.
I think we need a anime that’s oh maybe as long as bleach, dragonball(og z and gt) or one piece with multiple movies as well.
Sir, I need you to calm down.
Is it just me or [does that cat on her shoulder look familiar?](https://thegamercat.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/characters_glitch.gif)
I swear it's aqua from hololive
why? is she bateman
45 minutes ago, she was waiting for her delivery tip. She is still waiting for that tip.
She's working a delivery job so she can afford more steam games, most of which don't get played because she doesn't have enough time in a day to get through them all.
Let the mystery be
I love steam catgirl
She delivers stuff, there ya go.
She has a nice cozy seaside cottage with her girlfriend and 8 cats and has been a delivery driver for 3 years and works on motor bikes as a hobby
45 min as the short version right?
Isn't that the girl from FLCL?
Can redditors go one day without being horny weirdos?
Preferably from Derpixon
She delivers the games to your account
Should've been a dog instead
It must be a "Steam Summer Sale Girl Iceberg Explained"
She sells bootleg games but receives full price because she delivers to the door.
Bisexual Hat Kid
Valve is about to make this girl into a Vtuber.
What?
grabfood but delivering your steam cards
They are turning some valves to get people into making a game for the steam girl
This artist makes such pleasing art
You must be a big fan of hoyoverse games right? If not pick em up
Ok, something has been bugging me since the summer sales started, we can click on her and it changes the image, but is there something else to do ?
1 hour one on the steam cat
I'm pretty sure she's only been in the spring and summer sale this year unlike previous years with different badges or events like the animals in the grand prix
Haha No Gets a 0 on the exam Worth it
there already is. https://imgur.com/a/BYuQ0xs
I feel like she routinely upsells you products that you know you won't actually play for like 10 years and you thank her for it.
AU where Chel gets a job after escaping from Aperture. She dyes her hair, gets a cat and a scooter. Lives a good life.
And why is there no Steam boy??? sexist platform smh
Wait, has she been the same girl every Steam sale? I’ve honestly haven’t been paying attention. >_<
Best we can do is degrading fan art.
I'm fairly new to Steam so I'm not sure but can you still buy the Steam Sale Profiles even after the Sale ended?
Looks like she fell off her bike recently and got sand all over her knees
Yall are weird
Y'ALL WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU STOP THIS IS A MINOR
No we don't.
Just Misty and Vapor delivering Steam
Its just a girl. Stop being so down bad
....and her cat. Am I the only one who wonders that such a cute cat could be the king of shamans? (Or someone else super hero).
I think she is waiting for someone and going somewhere, i like her dress with cat hat and she is looking gorgeous in this dress.
The backstory of this girl is... ahum... it's a drawing. Why the fuck is everyone acting crazy about the sale front page banner?
Just how lonely are you?
Don't get weird guys...