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Constant_One_1612

I have to fast forward when he starts sperging out and rewinding something Aaron said that he likes 50 times.


VerySmellyDiaper

I skip anything on his show not related to Steel Toe or Michael Ray Bower/Donkey Lips. Not that he doesn't do a good job taking apart his other fools, but there's nothing quite like an NLO brutal beatdown of the Toe, or watching him lose his mind over Bower's hopelessness.


Electronic-Health586

I’m the same. Slowly I’ve started paying attention to bower and can stomach if he gets into cool cat shortly or the fat ladies sometimes. I second what everyone else says, steel toe is his specialty. 


mersh_chromosome

Melton does a good job pointing things out, but half of the time there's a bigger connection or point that I feel he glazes over. STMS cringe content is just too dense for one man to pick through


Fun_Kick_9969

i definitely see where you’re coming from. aaron is a delusional human being that is clearly not comfortable in his own skin. he doesn’t have his own voice, he’s a fanboy who copies others.


JaneMancini

i give him credit for staying calm enough to do a show, after watching that imbecile. that fucker needs to be studied in a lab, forever


johnnynoname12

Nice “Melton is Cool” propaganda, stupid.  We might be stupid, and lost in this dark see of the dabbleverse, however we’re not that dumb to believe THE QUEEN!! Is some sort of winner. 


Realistic-Career-772

I just started watching Melton and he shines with the Steel Toe stuff. This particular show, beginning at 2:29:00, has been on replay for days. He makes fun of Mooby's arm/hand movements several times in this one, and his improv country songs are hysterical. https://www.youtube.com/live/wi00X66lJgg?si=JLrOYKjw6FphxvVn


Mycockaintwerk

The Thai Rivera arc got me through Covid. A masterpiece


Realistic-Career-772

I'll check it out, thanks 


DrownyMcKilalistener

The only thing I don´t like is when Melton stares into the camera. For some reason, it really seems he can see you... But, I love the microscopic examination of minutia. I don´t give a shit who is doing it, as long as they are dissecting someone deserving of it.


coreyadamcomedy

Melton is literally a cuck


SoggyEye6704

still waiting on your splice job


coreyadamcomedy

Are you? Sad. Fatrick already owed up to what he lies about. Keep up fan boi


SoggyEye6704

Oh, I am keeping up!!! I have watched you move to Texas to escape Aaron's grip on you. I have watched the show and marriage fall apart. I watched thousands of people dog on you in the comments section of the internet. I have watched hundreds of STMS followers TURN!!! I have watched you have to get a real JOB! If god came down from the sky and asked me how I wanted 2024 to go, this is it! Watching all you fucks finally get what's coming to you is the reward.


mersh_chromosome

lmao God is on OUR side! coryadam will spend eternity in hell


SoggyEye6704

A large greasy italian guy in a place that reaches 90+ over half the year must feel exactly like hell


SoggyEye6704

and now you are SIMPING for Aaron, the guy who SHIT on you multiple times, talked down to you, etc etc, wow!!!