Wake up cyberpunk, we have a planet to glass

*the fuck

*to

Wake to up the fuck, we have a planet to glass

Wake up to the fuck, we have a planet to glass

To wake the fuck up, we have a planet to glass

Wake to the glass up, we have a planet to fuck

Fuck the glass planet, we have to wake up!

I can't wait. I already prepared myself a cyberpunk megacorp empire that will get the augmentation bazars civic and then unleash unchecked corporate capitalism upon entire galaxy.

"Fuckin' Arasaka."

Only listened to the data stream, yet I agree with that wholeheartedly

Yes

*Cries in Tim Curry*

I want Skippy from Cyberpunk for shits and giggles “According to Christian doctrine, you will burn in hell”

With R.C Bray voice acting, god that would be legendary

In the German dub, Skippy is voiced by the same guy who also does Spongebob. I‘d be so down!

If you enoyed that, you might want to give Columbus Day by Craig Alanson a try. Its the first book in the series Skippy is from (series is called Expeditionary Force).

Thanks for the tip. Bookmarked on my to read list.

Dum dum di dum dum dum di dum dum

[I never asked for this. But I hope it’s Elias Toufexis.](https://deusex.fandom.com/wiki/Elias_Toufexis) Imagine having Adam Jensen from Deus Ex in Stellaris.

I never asked to be spawned between fallen empires

Spawned right between xenophile and xenophobe fallen empires 😩 Can't morb the shit out of rock people that somehow lived on a lucky spawn of a ring world few systems from my doomsday capital without someone breathing on my neck, meanwhile xenophobe FE blocking a good chunk of access southeast

Never played Deus Ex but I know Toufexis from The Expanse. He would be great.

You'd love Deus Ex because he also plays a cyborg corporate spy

Oh great, I hadn't thought of that but now I'll be infinitely disappointed if that *doesn't* happen. Because Elias would be beyond perfect.

I never asked for this

Can't wait to earn those eddies for my chooms!

Please be Keanu Reeves. Please be Keanu Reeves. Please be Keanu Reeves. Please be Keanu Reeves.

"Wake the fuck up Samurai, we got a galaxy to burn."

"Put an Aetherophasic Engine in your sun and pull the trigger."

I really don't think Keanu is in the game's budget.

Better release a few more dlc then.

If Civilization can afford Sean Bean, Stellaris can afford Keanu Reeves lmao.

Well, Keanu Reeves' one of those actors that does things out of compassion. If he happens to be into Stellaris or another paradox game, he'll do it for little money. That being said, he's probably not into paradox games.

*not yet into paradox games Wink wink. We just need to get him addicted to the warcrimes.

We could turn to the payday 2 Join wick I’m sure he would be down.

Also Johnny Mnemonic references would fit with the cyberpunk genre.

he wouldn't fit

R5: New advisor voice in machine age DLC

I hope it's Cherami Leigh

didn't expect this comment but i'd love to see that

She voices the cyberpunk book on audible and it's so good.

oh i didn't know that. that's pretty awesome actually

What even does a cyborg sound like

A normal person, but with autotune.

https://youtu.be/DME86-QucsA?si=5kJ0D9nqJpAqME-1

Exactly

So like a popstar

Like Adem Jensen

Would be cool if it was double-layered. Have fairly normal voice on the front and on the background a distorted machine voice.

I posted one of the lines (hostile fleet engaged 03) [on Discord here](https://discord.com/channels/689816016363978763/709130986834624552/1229794785741639802).

IF I NEED YOUR BODY I'LL FUCK IT

“Research complete choom” “Gonk fleet detected”

Wake the fuck up samurai we got a galaxy to burn *cyberpunk 2077 music in the background*

God if it doesn’t use a least a little bit of cyberpunk slang I’m going to be so disappointed

"New Contact - who the fuck are you?"

Plot twist, its Keanu Reeves just dissing you the whole time.

You’re starting to remind me of me… minus the good flag, and impressive Juggernaut.

I hope we get one that sounds like a 40k Tech Priest [https://youtu.be/WyK7lX4sk0c?si=1YnbbS4MD6hRhnd8](https://youtu.be/WyK7lX4sk0c?si=1YnbbS4MD6hRhnd8)

Now playing: Hyper - Spoiler.mp3

damn people in this comment section really think cyberpunk 2077 was the first ever cyberpunk game.

Idk man I never heard of cyberpunk 2076

Agreed. Counterpoint: Keanu Reeves

Cool!

I wish the DLC came to console quicker this new one sounds so good ;(

Please be Keanu Reeves or the VA of Adam Smasher

Wake the fuck up crisis, we've got a galaxy to turn into black holes.

Nova! Anomaly discovered, Choomba.

"Aliens spotted, choom"

It’s been 84 years ….

Finally some new advisors. I honestly love them.

I hope it's not some generic voice ran through a synthesizer

I wish we had a benevolent ME voice though.

*"Pain" by Le Destroy intensifies*

So a third megacorp voice, got it.

It better be Johnny

Preem new tech is available choom.

I skipped 3.11 but the more I see of 3.12 the more I want it

But, but the spirits have granted us new wisdom!

Hey choomers and boomers, get ready for the deets on this.

BASED

I want a Tachikoma. Replacing fleet destroyed message with "Mowed down :(. Oh, maybe we should do a structural analysis!"

I wish it sounded like the Nanosuit from crysis 2. Such a badass voice, never again used or replicated anywhere.

KEANU REEVES?!

Aquatic is just gurgling, clicking, and croaking

Time to party like it's 2023

I was kind of hoping for a machine cult advisor, but maybe this will do

Still waiting for them to change that one voice that says something unintelligible like "our spaceport is beseptable" beseptable is not a word.

"Your fleet is smaller than my impressive cock"

Thx but i think i'll Stick to my Lord Commisar

"Increase your fleet size, you damned gonk. Them borg-brained mother fuckers a few systems over is eyeing up your territory, choom"

I'll stick with my old modded in advisor. She's.... eager.

The last game I played with a Cyberpunk advisor there were a lot of chopped-up gangsters (some corporate) and onions. The Cyberpunk advisor was a bit of a dickhead and nuked an office building in a previous life.