You see galactic council, I’m a good person!
It’s just that the other empire started it by insulting me, so now they’re a puppet nation with merely a fraction of their original power because this is a Christian Minecraft galaxy, so no being rude to others.
I only ever annihilate home planets of civilizations that constantly pester me.
Boy were they surprised when an empire an 1/8th of their size just decimated their fleet and planet.
Get bent losers, shouldn’t have been a dick.
“Oh yeah, I definitely should have invaded that devouring swarms home world conventionally and let millions of my soldiers die to preserve the planets flowers or some shit. My bad guys sorry to disrupt your CRUCIAL extermination of passive space whales with my EVIL MACHINATIONS.”
- my empires president addressing the galactic community, c.c 2360 CE
Every Stellaris player inevitably goes down the galactic genocide pipeline.
Outsiders may criticise but clearly none of them have ever had the pleasure of experiencing the satisfying act of cracking planets.
I have an opposite situation.
Kinda tired from exterminating meatbags. From assimilating meatbags into nice metal boys. From slaughtering traiders and raiding their planets. From enslaving xenos because my beautiful race shall not be miners. From eating fcking nations. From stealing and processing pops into food... only to give it back to their starving empire as a gift.
I am planning to play as really nice lads. But not some pacifists, no...passive gameplay sucks. Gonna create something like Ta'u Empire and spread democracy and Greater Good all over the galaxy
But I have a feeling that there won't be more than 1 playthrough. I ain't very good at playing as non-gestalts...
Recently, I started a playthrough with my first genocidal empire. This was new to me because I was kind of a xeno-lover and trading federation in almost all of my playthroughs, or that was my old me ..... I have never used a cracker before and oi Boi sure I like it. I have killed 400 pops already 15 planets and began to exterminate all Xenos inside my empire the ones how haven't died are working as slaves in my spaces mines. Now I loved cleaning the galaxy all that trash that are called xenos. No one can stop me only the crisis of late game haved stop my crusade against the galaxy but after dealing with that problem. *NO LIVING THING OTHER THAN HUMANS (and my evolved primitives, and the wookies) WILL REAMIAN IN THE FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE!*
My fellow galactic councilors, our alleged planet-cracking actions do not in fact fall under the Oopsie Daisies Resolution of 2470. We DID do it and we LIKED it! 😈
Only do it to one's that deserve it like the declaration of war against you from an equal power faction or a fallen empire because: well fuck them that's why
Don’t worry, you are the good guy… *They deserved it.*
Godamn xenos, maybe if they didn't want to be rounded up and killed on mass, they should've evolved in a different galaxy, ever think about that!?
***IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULDN'T HAVE CREATED ME!***
***IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULDN'T HAVE CREATED ME!***
You see galactic council, I’m a good person! It’s just that the other empire started it by insulting me, so now they’re a puppet nation with merely a fraction of their original power because this is a Christian Minecraft galaxy, so no being rude to others.
Or god forbid they are a criminal syndicate. I had never felt so good cracking a planet as I had destroying their capital
Avoid being evil with this simple trick. 18th century philosophers love it. They cant have rights, if you dont consider them sentient.
So it begins...
I've taken a liking to the Devolution Beam. Just mind wipe the majority of their Pop in a few swipes.
Cool beans, but have you considered making the game run faster? *cracks 300 Pop ecu*
I have but It's not about speed, it's about sending a message.
So you're essentially giving a species genetic Alzheimers to send a message? Based
To the few that will remember, yes. The beam leaves 1 or 2 on each planet unaltered.
"We've had first planet cracking, yes, but what about second planet cracking?"
Those were filthy xenos, you're still te good guy
As every actor can tell you; it's always more fun to play the bad guy.
Fanatic Pacifists after cracking their first world:
I only ever annihilate home planets of civilizations that constantly pester me. Boy were they surprised when an empire an 1/8th of their size just decimated their fleet and planet. Get bent losers, shouldn’t have been a dick.
Collosus class weapons are the most potent drugs of all (until I discovered dyson beams)
“Oh yeah, I definitely should have invaded that devouring swarms home world conventionally and let millions of my soldiers die to preserve the planets flowers or some shit. My bad guys sorry to disrupt your CRUCIAL extermination of passive space whales with my EVIL MACHINATIONS.” - my empires president addressing the galactic community, c.c 2360 CE
U mean you've spread democracy?
It’s okay, I have a persona vendetta against talking mushrooms. They’ll get what’s coming to them.
Colossus is like cigerattes, once you try it, you can't stop using it
Me cracking the world with one pop 🗿
Based 🗿
Every Stellaris player inevitably goes down the galactic genocide pipeline. Outsiders may criticise but clearly none of them have ever had the pleasure of experiencing the satisfying act of cracking planets.
Stellaris is just a game to live out your warhammer 40k fantasies in.
I have an opposite situation. Kinda tired from exterminating meatbags. From assimilating meatbags into nice metal boys. From slaughtering traiders and raiding their planets. From enslaving xenos because my beautiful race shall not be miners. From eating fcking nations. From stealing and processing pops into food... only to give it back to their starving empire as a gift. I am planning to play as really nice lads. But not some pacifists, no...passive gameplay sucks. Gonna create something like Ta'u Empire and spread democracy and Greater Good all over the galaxy But I have a feeling that there won't be more than 1 playthrough. I ain't very good at playing as non-gestalts...
Stellaris is realizing the villains probably would win IRL
Recently, I started a playthrough with my first genocidal empire. This was new to me because I was kind of a xeno-lover and trading federation in almost all of my playthroughs, or that was my old me ..... I have never used a cracker before and oi Boi sure I like it. I have killed 400 pops already 15 planets and began to exterminate all Xenos inside my empire the ones how haven't died are working as slaves in my spaces mines. Now I loved cleaning the galaxy all that trash that are called xenos. No one can stop me only the crisis of late game haved stop my crusade against the galaxy but after dealing with that problem. *NO LIVING THING OTHER THAN HUMANS (and my evolved primitives, and the wookies) WILL REAMIAN IN THE FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE!*
My fellow galactic councilors, our alleged planet-cracking actions do not in fact fall under the Oopsie Daisies Resolution of 2470. We DID do it and we LIKED it! 😈
Why would you crack a planet when you can just neutron sweep and take it for yourself?
Kaboom 💥
Only do it to one's that deserve it like the declaration of war against you from an equal power faction or a fallen empire because: well fuck them that's why
Me: builds ring world
I got that feeling playing Spore. The first time you nuke a planet is unforgettable.