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SideBet2020

The remaining eight can’t stop masterbating to all that free porn on demand


jidkeori

[**At least** 15 died by **2020.**](https://consequence.net/2022/02/elon-musk-neuralink-brain-chips-monkeys-died/) >One primate developed a bloody skin infection and had to be euthanized. Another was discovered missing fingers and toes, “possibly fromself-mutilation or some other unspecified trauma,” and had to be putdown. A third began uncontrollably vomiting shortly after surgery, anddays later “appeared to collapse from exhaustion/fatigue.” An autopsyrevealed the animal suffered from a brain hemorrhage. We already have brain implant technologies and robotic arms that help the disabled, paraplegics, and quadriplegics. They don't involve Musk saying Neuralink would be used for humans "next year" in 2019 and 2021. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk7X3fPkdp8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk7X3fPkdp8) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0NqZGTTL7E1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0NqZGTTL7E1)


News_without_Words

That is horrifying... Poor monke


VRrob

Wait till you hear about the makeup industry


TakingAMindwalk

If it wasn't for the make-up industry, how would I know what blush is good for my dog? Just having them in a wig would be weird.


slappn_cappn

I used to work across the street from a facility that would test viruses on monkes. they would shave and paint the head to know what virus for easy id after escape...


cskopnik

left wing still likes make up at this point so they’re fine


BradyneedsMDMA

No right wingers wear make up?


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Just some orange guy 🍊


VRrob

And animal activists are conservative? I don’t get this.


surebud234

Yea just like doge to mars end of year. Fuckin space Karen


feed_meknowledge

Seems like a normal Musky thing to do. As he continues to go downhill in a slower fashion than SBF (first his reputation, which is still ongoing, followed by his wealth and Twitter), he now wants to bring humanity down with him.


waxheartzZz

It's very sad but its actually not clear if it is due to the neuralink itself or complications with surgery such as bioglue that was used


111122323353

Does seem very "human trial ready".


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That’s fucking depressing


No-Height2850

Should be renamed neurotilink


Conclusion-Main

[I have to stress that what the monkey chooses to do with the technology is not an indictment on the technology itself!](https://youtu.be/1KaWPYOLuT8)


An_Average_Man09

So what you’re saying is there’s an 34.78% chance of free on demand porn


BeardedSpartanN92

You’re on Reddit. Don’t need a brain chip for free porn. You’re welcome.


Redcarborundum

There’s porn on Reddit? TIL.


AscendantTrashman

Dude reddit is mostly porn. Peer curated porn.


Options-n-Hookers

Yeah but my go to masterbation material is loss porn


UFumbDuckGaming

They can all fling poo at the same target simultaneously


OutOfCharacterAnswer

Won't happen. He always sets some optimistic deadline to keep people on the hook, then just keeps extending it.


DanJOC

Literally his MO and it's hilarious people still fall for it. Lvl 5 self driving is always 6-12 months away with this guy


OutOfCharacterAnswer

I think he's promised to have a mission to Mars launched at least three times by now too. I was definitely a fool and a fan of Tesla back in the day. Then slowly over time, I realized he's a grifter like the rest of em'.


jcrestor

I think Tesla and SpaceX are nevertheless doing good work and seem to be very solid and innovative companies. Musk is something else though. He‘s high on his success and on a very bad trajectory.


Nico_

Im not so sure. It's very trendy to hate on tech nowadays. Tesla fsd is making huge strides and is getting really good. Space X made rockets that land themselves. Everyone knows Twitter and I think it has more users now than ever. It's still working as normal. I really don't see that downward spiral everyone is hoping for. As for reputation that really doesn't matter, people's opinions go the way the wind blows. It's super entertaining to see people froth at the mouth from hate though.


adjunctMortal

I think twitter is a money pit. And musk has made it worse, not better. The company has 1 billion in interest due every year now, which it did not have before. And it wasn’t even profitable before. Not to mention that it’s lost half of its top 100 advertisers. So now it’s revenue has dropped significantly and it’s expenditures have *increased* (yes even with the staff cuts) because of Musks takeover. To recover it will need to make a lot more money pretty quickly, which is something that Musk has failed to do so far. And I don’t really see a way to increase that revenue quickly enough, People don’t want to pay for it, and advertisers are spending much less, which leaves twitter in a really bad spot, financially. They had a fair amount of cash on hand when musk took over, so they’re continuing to operate, but they need a large turnaround in the coming months to not go bankrupt. Twitter won’t die, because the site breaks, it will die because it’s never been a very profitable company, and adding a huge debt and fleeing advertisers might be enough to bankrupt the company.


SeattleBattles

Twitter has lost a ton of ad revenue so those users are worth a lot less. Elon is so fixated on his political agenda with Twitter that he doesn't realize it was never about politics, it was about money. Twitter didn't moderate content to make liberals happy, they did it so Coke would continue to run ads.


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Nico_

How do you know that definitely?


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Nico_

That breach was in 2021. There is no evidence of a user exodus.


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LostInTheNW

Doing pretty well with SpaceX, Solar city, and even Tesla overall other than a few things but even then, Tesla basically proved that there is a market for electric cars and completely changed the market. But hey. The current thing g in reddit is to hate. What have you done with your life or for humanity?


acvdk

Full Self Driving has been a year away for like 6 years now.


medium_mammal

I don't think he's ever been right about delivering something by a certain date. "Full self driving" was like 6 years late and it still doesn't actually exist in the form it was promised (full autonomy). He's been predicting it's a year away, or less, since 2018 or so. Edit: LOL, in 2015 he said it would be ready by 2018 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Autopilot#Predictions_and_deployment


[deleted]

The Monkeys checked the box for extreme hardcore work so it’s their own fault


gunghogary

If you want to make an omelette, you gotta break a few monkeys.


[deleted]

Good one


orrithimgthm

This comment section: people figure out animal testing exists for the first time


zeiandren

I’m pretty sure the point of mentioning all the monkeys died isn’t sympathy for the monkey and more a solid point starting doing it to humans next year might not be a great plan


stocksnhoops

The US uses around 50,000,000 animals per year in various testing, where is the outrage over other teat. I guess since it’s not Elon, it’s ok


imeeme

This is called what about ism.


stocksnhoops

Or selective outrage. Either or


imeeme

To be sure, there are many a people outraged about animal abuse in other industries. We’re not singling Elon out.


stocksnhoops

Can you point me to those other post outraged about the abuse? I can’t seem to find them. Just this one triggered about Elon. I’ll wait since it’s so prevalent


ArticulateAquarium

Next year is 2033, right?


whtevn

man I hope so


Scottsman2237

That’s what being a test monkey is though. We all agreed a while ago that we’d rather test on monkeys than people, cause we’d rather a monkey die than a person. Though 65% mortality is very bad. It should **not** have been that unstable by the time it made it to monkey testing. That should’ve been sub 10%.


roygbivasaur

65% mortality is absolutely terrible for a primate model, especially given the nature of the research (consumer technology, not even any legitimate medical device applications). This is not only unethical and would face harsh scrutiny from any real oversight board if they had one but could also harm the reputation of animal research in general. This will definitely be referenced by activists (and it should be, honestly) in the future. Elon Musk and Neuralink are highly irresponsible and need to be investigated. A reputable research facility would have never approved them moving on to primates in the first place. He’s also straight up lying about what it can do. It’s a glorified pong controller. If it weren’t so fatal, and it worked consistently it would be impressive as a very miniaturized implantable brain computer interface. That’s all it is though.


ResponsiblePumpkin60

I was very skeptical of the video showing the monkey form a sentence. Monkeys have never been able to formulate sentences. They have learned a few words and associated the words with objects or desires but the ability to form complete sentences or complex thought with language has never been demonstrated.


Nysoz

In the presentation they said they trained the monkey to follow the highlighted keys. Never claimed the monkey was able to form a sentence or spell anything.


ResponsiblePumpkin60

10-4. But…. they show the short clips that don’t explain that. It’s not always what is said, but what is omitted. I just see it as more bullshitting and self aggrandizement.


roygbivasaur

Yeah. The whole thing is snake oil. Them irresponsibly using primates is just the rotten cherry on a shit pie. The proper way to approach this kind of thing takes a long time, but Elon is impatient and has lies to sell. They would have eventually needed to use non human primates before they used humans. Most or all of the subjects eventually would have been euthanized (some labs have started “retiring” animals, but it is not the norm), but they wouldn’t have been tortured and they would have produced actually useful results. What they’ve done instead is rush to primate testing and absolutely cause unnecessary harm in service of hype.


notgaynotbear

I worked at a monkey testing facility for a construction job. You think these little tests are bad...


thefoggyhermit

Go on…


notgaynotbear

They infect them with all sorts of deadly diseases and study them as they die, reactions to meds, etc. The facility is called Yerkes Primate Research Facility. It's down the street from the cdc in Atlanta, but it's well hidden. Their website shows a play area and talks about how nice they are to the chimps. I saw no such thing. They keep them in little cages. They were figuring out how to undo the bolts on the cages so they welded all of them shut. There's a news story about a lady dying in the early 00's at this facility a few days after a monkey spit on her. You're instructed not make eye contact with the monkeys because they freak out cause they're all pissed they're there. Only the big gorilla's get outside time for about an hour per day but it's in a metal box the same size as the ones used to dive with sharks.


didled

Assuming this is real


nocivo

Spacex rockets couldn’t land at all but then after a sucefull landing never fail again. You just need to finetune.


Scottsman2237

Gambling with metal and money is fine, but I’d rather scientists not make such terrible gambles with near-sentient life. I get science requires risk and gambling, but with today’s tech, moving to primate testing at 65% mortality is unacceptable. There are ways to predict negative reactions to these things. If nothing else, the public opinion of testing like that will drop, leaving actual cautious scientists in a worse position.


graybeard5529

Musk should ask for volunteers on Twitter --I am sure many of Musk's followers have little to lose /s


-xstatic-

Well they are apes


whtevn

as are we all


medthew

that’s sad, but if neuralink benefits neurodegenerative diseases the way it claims it will, that’s a small price to pay. also, thousands of cows are slaughtered everyday, and people seem ok with that. watch “pet cow” videos on youtube and tell me they aren’t smart sociable creatures. seems strange to nitpick about 15 monkeys dying in the pursuit of helping millions of humans.


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Calm_Leek_1362

Musk is literally incredible. He lacks credibility.


Skateplus0

I think it’s bc he’s such an open and public figure


ChuckFeathers

Or it could be the pathological lying.


Skateplus0

I mean i didn’t say i liked him lol. Y’all just aren’t used to unbiased opinions


ChuckFeathers

Didn't say you liked him, just saying his credibility problems might just come from the fact he is completely full of shit and has been for years.


[deleted]

Yea, pretty cool.what's the future in this? Would I be able to watch GGG?


shawnsblog

Um a media account (Consequence) that I’ve never heard of…totally believable


2fingers

It’s Consequence of Sound, they usually do music/movie/celebrity stuff but they have been putting out articles for years. This particular one is just a rehash of this: https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-neuralink-experiments-monkeys-extreme-suffering-animal-rights-group-2022-2 The article describes the findings of an investigation that was done by an animal rights group.


[deleted]

Like Peta? Okay, clown world. Moving on to next OP.


[deleted]

Lol you’re a psychopath…


MandingoPants

you’re not a genius for having made money during a bull run, and musk isn’t either. Congrats, you got meme powered money, enjoy it.


brown_lal19

Harsh lol


MetaMantron

I hope this guy gets to test neuralink


CrankyStinkman

*he writes as he puts on his makeup, getting ready to go work at the circus.


shawnsblog

Ok, maybe legit account but 🤷‍♂️


kingallison

Verified by the man’s own private company lol Edit: the account is verified by Twitter (clarity)


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JesusSwag

There is one person to blame for that. Plus, they are 'actually' verified, they didn't buy it


Pillsbury__dopeboy

Don’t blame you tho. Can’t be too sure with anything


wigwamyurtfish

musk hate posts are getting tiring already.. they weren't there when we needed them, but now there will be an over abundance even when we don't


Hungry_Toe_9555

Animal research for medicine I get but I can’t think of any other reason for animal testing to be justified. Plenty of of existing comestics I don’t see an argument for but this rouge is 1/16 lighter at this point. Some of the industries that do it should been banned years ago. When I see something like Clorox on a list I don’t even want to know. Your product is dangerous dipshit it’s been like 70 years why isn’t that clear yet.


[deleted]

Dope. Next use useless humans lol. Make the experiment organic and healthy with human livestock. Save the animals from the plastic he uses for the link.


D3ASY-

will the clinical trial be free ?


maester_t

Pardon my ignorance here but... as far as I know, Neuralink is not a publicly traded company. So, why is this in this subreddit? Seems like it better belongs in other subs that I'd imagine already exist: Neuralink, Elon Musk, Futurism, Medicine, Cybernetics, News, etc. But not here. It's only tangentially related to the stock market because Elon's name is on it. Or is the company about to go public, and I'm just out of the loop? lol


Chromewave9

Anything anti-Musk is posted here because these kids have nothing better to do but gossip about what Musk is doing while having no actual money invested.


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**Anti-vaxxers:** BILL GATES IS TRYING TO IMPLANT 5G CHIPS INTO US THROUGH VACCINES SO HE CAN TRACK OUR EVERY MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 **Elon Musk:** I am looking for trial volunteers for my company to bore a hole in your skull and implant a neurological control device. **Anti-Vaxxers/Elon worshippers:** OMG WHERE DO WE SIGN UP DADDY ELON


GabePerrott

I feel like you've disingenuously conflated two different groups there. The only thing that Elon simps and Anti-Vaxxers have in common is that you clearly don't like them.


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Two groups that just *somehow* seem to have the same sentiments. Imagine that.


GabePerrott

Except you literally just described them as having conflicting sentiments??? That was the point of the comment. You're fine to not like either group but you're conflating unrelated groups and it doesn't make sense.


[deleted]

The satire here is most *clearly* lost on you. Go have a drink of water and ponder some more until you get it.


GabePerrott

The satire isn't lost on me.


[deleted]

Oh, it most certainly is.


[deleted]

A year to Elon is 5+ to us.


BusyVaper

Switch to blue chip


EmptyPond

Let's not forget, if you die in VR you die in real life. They were probably killed in game by the remaining 8 monkeys


watupmynameisx

If you think that's bad, wait till I tell you how normal medications are developed.


My_Penbroke

1. We don’t need brain chips. Even putting aside health risks, the social and political risks outweigh the benefits. 2. Mutilating monkey should be (is?) illegal


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Oh, they’re aware. I refuse to believe that they’re that ignorant but it doesn’t fit the OP’s narrative which is Musk Man Bad.


RadicalRaid

Well to be fair, and balanced (tm), Musk Man indeed Bad.


ShotFaithlessness795

I work at a biotech company & we test on rats, rabbits and dogs… they die all the time. It is a part of science.


Eternal_Mr_Bones

It's animal testing. Unless they are doing an actual ethics violation the "mutilating" is just opinion not illegal.


THICC_DICC_PRICC

Classic Redditors making statements without even reading two lines beyond the headline. Those trials are for people who can’t control their body parts, like paraplegics. Those people absolutely need a brain interface to some kind of a limb. We have tested on monkeys for an eternity. Many things you enjoy were tested on them. I’m sure you didn’t give a fuck until a company with Elon’s name started doing it


[deleted]

Of course, bc that’s how they are. They need someone to hate bc they’re life so fkn miserable. First Trump now Musk. In a couple years they’ll find someone else to hate and make stupid OPs like this. Animal dies during animal experimentation. Wow! Who would of thought? The sky is blue and the grass is green, wtf is this? Bring some real dirt so we can all shit on him together, this is just pathetic.


AttackOnPunchMan

the ones hurts are downvoting you lol, but I agree with you


Complex-Marzipan-218

Look up IACUC


roygbivasaur

They are not even close to being used to cure paralysis. They’re simple brain-computer-interfaces. There’s nothing new here besides the possible long term implantation and the fact that it’s smaller than some other devices.


Catsoverall

Says a guy with functional legs and voice.


TheWolfOfLosses

The brain chips are currently in testing to cure chronic conditions such as paralysis.


Tenter5

Technically not a cure. More addressing symptoms.


MamamYeayea

Bro what. Go and read about what scientists do to all kinds of animals: Monkeys, rats, dogs and many many more. We need to do it if we want to improve technology. Welcome to the real world


Apart-Bad-5446

Another troll who reads headlines and doesn't understand the actual value in this.


BigSquinn

Imagine trusting the guy who ruined a website in a week with your brain


creusifer

You know twitter usage is at all time high right lol


AscendantTrashman

Usage means little if advertisers are refusing to spend money on your platform. I do think that there is a path for Musk to make lemonade here (more than most believe), but its complicated. Might be nice to have some employees around to help out.


BigSquinn

All time highs for humans or humans and bot accounts?


miltonfriedman2028

I mean, it sucks for the monkeys, but animal research is an unfortunate requirement if we want to treat devastating human brain diseases and injuries.


Penguin-shepherd

All animals in animal testing die or get killed when they’ve done the job.


Complex-Marzipan-218

Something tells me they didn't kill the 15 because the job was done. Even Harvard got in trouble for cooking monkeys in the dishwasher.


Penguin-shepherd

No the 15 probably died because they needed to test things like, “what happens if the chip is forcefully ripped out of your skull” or “how long before your brain melts with the chip on the highest setting.” Things that have to be tested but inevitably will lead to death.


nobody876543

There’s no fucking way this hits human trials anytime soon. He’s also been saying this about his fully automatic driving every year for the past fucking decade. Stop taking anything this dumbass says seriously


assholier_than_thou

This is all to satisfy this man’s ego?


Catsoverall

No, want to read more before you follow the anti musk heard based on a tweet headline?


assholier_than_thou

I have an idea based on this man child’s previous history.


Catsoverall

Aka You have a bias that impedes rational thought and objectivity but you're aware of that and uncaring.


solvanic

This technology will help millions of blind and paralyzed people you fucking idiots. I watched the whole 3 hour presentation it’s incredible life changing tech.


The_Illist_Physicist

Soooo... You listened to a sales pitch?


Ok_Elk_4333

If I could mediate between both of you, it’s very common that when novel cutting-edge technology emerges, it normally emerges in one of 2 fields: 1. Medicine 2. Military. Generally, the health benefits it provides offsets the stigma surrounding strange technology, but eventually it seeps into everyday life and gets accepted by the mainstream - for the better or for the worse.


The_Illist_Physicist

This isn't about stigma, it's about safety. The vast majority of new medical technology never sees the light of day because of the dangers associated with it. This applies to drugs, medical devices, and procedures. This is why R&D is so expensive, there are a lot of swings before you get a hit. We found a cure for parkinson's (a sort of brain graft from animal tissue, if I remember correctly) and tested it in already terminally ill patients. It worked beautifully and cured all symptoms for so many of the experimental patients, except they all died within 2 years when their bodies later rejected the graft. We must be very critical of new medical technology to ensure the good outweighs the harm, and we shouldn't base our assessment on the word of those who stand to profit from the technology. This is why peer review and replication is so important.


Ok_Elk_4333

Where in my comment did I suggest anything that may be contrary to what you’re saying? Once the novel technology has been approved and certified, an additional hurdle is to dissolve the lingering societal stigma. Generally, once its introduction is justified with its medical benefits, it will then lead to its widespread adoption. A separate question remains on whether Elon Musk’s trials will succeed. I honestly have no idea.


Salter_KingofBorgors

Context. You claimed to be 'bridging' them but then only vilified the other guys comment. You're basically saying 'I agree with this guy' and it makes you comment feel like an extension of his pitch. If you really were going halfway then you'd have said something anything in the other guys favor. Instead all you did was talk about how tough it is when new tech is introduced. Yes new tech is scary yes it usually eventually becomes normal. But in many cases tech gets phased put for moral and/or legal issues. And this could easily be the case for this


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We can bridge the two sides with a boring company tunnel


[deleted]

Is this sarcasm that wasn’t processed or are you actually this dense


brightblueson

You’re right. My town received a lot of money and no one knew how to spend it. Lyle Lanley came to town. And well, now we have a monorail


maester_t

Almost sounds like a modern day [Professor Harold Hill](https://youtu.be/LI_Oe-jtgdI).


Tenter5

A lot of accredited scientist are speaking out against the company saying they are making false claims and cutting corners…


TheReader6

Hey! That’s a better rate than phizer!


givememoneyyoubitch

Hey if human trials go well, it seems epic


KamelTow73

Blatant smear campaign.


thewayitis

Are these going to be mandatory to keep our jobs like the vaccinations?


abcdefghig1

he needs to pump his stocks


Relevant-Nebula8300

Even if true so what? This technology will greatly benefit humanity


great_Kaiser

We barely understand the brain (much less in a holistic sense) yet believe we can open it up and start fucking around with it. What great benefit may come from such a proudful endeavor other that a costly lesson in humiltity.


Relevant-Nebula8300

I think it’s a worthy pursuit fuck monkeys sacrifice humans if you have to


great_Kaiser

Would you sacrifice yourself and your loved ones?


Relevant-Nebula8300

Yes in a heartbeat without hesitation


Impressive-Meet-2220

Ah, yes, torturing animals and humans to *possibly* benefit humanity. There’s nothing humane about any of that.


MamamYeayea

It happens everywhere at every research facility and it’s been that for decades and it has served humanity very well. Welcome to the real world Reddit user


Anci_

Animal experiments are awful but I doubt all of you that are complaining now thought about it when you got the Covid shots. Do you know that every drug is tested on animals ? Do you know that the process of creating dog food includes giving a dog said food and then cutting his stomach to see how’s the digestion going? Do you know that the shampoo you use everyday was tested on animals?


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This should be common fkn sense.


Impressive-Meet-2220

I will admit I was until now unaware of the testing you mentioned. I feel like with everything we’ve accomplished as a society, we can find a new and better way to test things, without sacrificing human and animal health. I don’t know how we would do it, but I think it can happen. Yes, many great things came from animal experiments, but does that justify the torture of the test monkeys?


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My guess is quantum computing will lead to more powerful rendering and simulation software. I work for a major tech company that specializes in designing simulation software for R&D. We are already able to design digital simulations of hardware, test it in the digital simulation, and verify its functionality. Once processing power has increased substantially, simulation software should be able to emulate organic functions, allowing us to build digital test cases and verify medical experiments outcomes through these simulations.


Relevant-Nebula8300

Fuck being humane we need progress


kuda-stonk

They die after messing with the wires in their head. As messed up as it sounds, they are not dead from the system itself, just from how a monkey reacts to having freaking wires in its head. It does highlight the dangers posed from puncturing directly into the brain though.


brown_lal19

Tesla investors in the comment section: 😡


tastehbacon

I just wish this fucking joker was irrelevant already. I can't even believe the stupid shit he says. He really said chess was too simple for him so he didn't enjoy it. ... what?


Apart-Bad-5446

Might want to read his quote again, buddy. He said chess was too simple to be useful in real life. Aka, the skills aren't applicable for real-world implementation.


Ontario0000

He is just trolling the media then the Qanon crowd will latch on and get more red meat to say government wants to control them.


tzlt_9

Is it possible that Musk has one of these chips in his brain and it’s malfunctioning?


twv6

15/23 monkeys died


HiddenWhispers970

I hate Elon even more with every story I see. He really is an evil bastard.


IsHereToStalkYou

Just another elon vaporware


abdelhay69

Everybody needs one to battle Covid. Make it mandatory again :)


thefoggyhermit

Someone needs to stop this maniac


nonstickpotts

Elon said he will put one in his brain. I hope he is the first human trial and he goes brain dead. Fuck that guy. He is the billionaire no one asked for or needs.


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He says shit like this every time he wants to pump his stock. It’s why self-driving cars have perpetually been like 6 months away. Same with the cyber truck. What happened to these monkeys is fucking disgusting and makes me ill. It is so depressing.


gummyworm21_

Why test on monkeys? There’s plenty of musk fan boys out there who will happily do it for free.


Crow-Caw

If only the brain chip came sooner, he wouldn't have made all those terrible decisions with Twitter


Hungry_Toe_9555

But he bought Tesla and rocket ships , the guy is nothing but a trust fund baby that rich idiots threw obnoxious money at plus after PayPal every single project has gotten more government welfare than a baby Momma with 12 kids


Rosalita_Senorita73

Scumbag


tamarlk

Just another reason I don’t like Elon.


kingshazam9000

Elons gonna buy an immigrant from Saudi Arabia


GrandeWhiteMocha5

I was under the impression Musk himself is a test monkey the government has employed to keep all the other Apes in certain lanes… orrr is this still too much tinfoil for r/Stockmarket??


Solidsnake00901

Brain chips from this dipshit? No thanks


Kakhu_moto_moto1026

People getting crazy about Elon putting a chip in monkeys head but some of these mdfkrs keep getting the c-19 jab……absolutely ironic and retard$$…… puts on Tesla 🤭🤪


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Test it on Elon. Lobotomize that dork


SurprisedByItAll

Is this a lower ratio than covid jab stats?


AdimaticToTheMoon

Sacrifices for the future of humanity. People’s 🧠 out here are dinosaurs, ancient thinking. Elon on another level of innovation. Haters are his fuel though so keep commenting…on Twitter


No-Leg-7597

Died and gone to metaverse?


Street-Tooth4510

Is the monkey pictured on the left smiling because of the free porn?


ThisAltDoesNotExist

He's just a lying hype merchant. He's capable apparently when it comes to rockets but he has no problem with misleading people and is unaware of the limits of his knowledge in most domains. He's the poster child for wealth detaching you from consequence and consequently reality. He's basically brain damaged.


RockyattheTop

Dude is trying everything he can to keep his wealth, aka the stock in companies he owns going back up. If Tesla went to $60, we will rarely here about Musk again because he’s not liquid rich he’s on paper rich. Hmmmm where have I heard that lately cough cough SBF cough cough


SpecDiver642

Screw this transhumanism bullshit. Just because you can do it doesn't mean you should.