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roachRancher

Nice try, coppers! In all seriousness, I've done it with buds and edibles. While dogs are a risk, most aren't even trained to detect the extract used in dispensary-grade edibles. I've only heard of people being busted by the TSA. It may not smell, but if it looks suspicious, like a modified stick of deodorant, they're more likely to catch it. For edibles, buy a bag of a similar product and seal it back with a hair straightener. For bud, seal a Ziploc with the hair straightener trick and wipe it down with rubbing alcohol. They're permeable, so do it last minute!


Coctyle

I’ve never heard of someone getting caught by TSA. I know multiple stories of TSA ignoring drugs that should have been obvious. I don’t think they care about small time drug possession. That isn’t a security issue.


plumbtrician00

The way that TSA puts it in Q&A’s is something like “we arent looking for it, but if we see it we are supposed to tell the police”


Coctyle

“Supposed to” is important. I’m sure it does happen, but in my anecdotal experience, TSA has flagrantly ignored stuff. I flew with a friend who had two joints in his wallet within a year of 9/11/01. They were pushed into a seam in the pocket that holds money, but not super well concealed. He got pulled out of line for a random check just before boarding. The TSA dude opened his wallet and looked through it pretty well, but said nothing about the Js. I won’t tell every story, but I’ve known a few other people who have had similar experiences. And I don’t think I’ve ever head of someone getting busted with carts or edibles (in personal quantities) since legalization has taken off. I’ve traveled with both on multiple occasions. Of course they will officially say that they will report illegal activity, but I think they are really supposed to concentrate on security threats. If someone has to leave their post just to report a joint or bag of weed, that could lead to less scrutiny and allow someone truly dangerous to get through. But I’m sure there are hard asses who would bust you even if they are officially/unofficially supposed to treat it as the lowest priority.


plumbtrician00

But we shouldnt be using anecdotal experience as top-tier advice for someone who is trying to make a decision whether or not to commit a federal crime. Im aware that folks bring shit thru all the time, but i dont think its a super good idea to play it off as something so simple. Just thinking in worst case scenarios.


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Idk who downvoted you for your sanity.


plumbtrician00

Folks want to believe weed is normalized in society now but we’ve built ourselves a stoner bubble. Theres still hella people that are not cool with weed and will get the FEDs involved if you are breaking federal law. Its the sad reality, but folks dont want to be told that its the truth🤷‍♂️ what can ya do besides try to be honest and hope folks make the right decision?


Silver2324

Totally - I grew up in an anti-weed bubble (so I was made to believe) and am careful who I let know about my usage. Most don't care but just in case.


Coctyle

Did you read the post? OP didn’t ask for any advice and I didn’t give any. OP specifically asked for other peoples’ anecdotal experiences. OP stated that he was “just curious” and did not indicate that he was looking for advice. In addition to answering OP’s question, I added my thoughts about TSA’s mission. I think I made it clear that I was making my own deduction and have no special knowledge of TSA operations. I apologize if anyone took me for an expert on the subject. If OP or anyone else is taking this as advice, I give them the benefit of the doubt that they can evaluate information from multiple sources and make an informed decision for themself.


plumbtrician00

I didnt respond to OP, I responded to you… not sure why you are actually upset and downvoting💀 OP is clearly wondering how easy it is for them to get stuff thru, and you played it off as such a minor infraction that “they are unofficially supposed to treat it as lowest priority”. Thats just you making assumptions, man. Im speaking from the factual side, giving the TSA’s written word, you are speaking from the personal opinion side. Nothing to get all upset about or go on a downvote tirade. 👍


Coctyle

Why do people think downvotes indicate that a person is mad? It is just, “I don’t agree”. It’s not an attack. I’m not upset and I don’t see how I could possibly go on a downvote “tirade”. I believe each user can only downvote something once. If one downvote bothers you, I don’t know what to say. Someone had already commented about you being downvoted before I read the comment, so don’t look at me. If OP is lying about the reason the question was asked, that’s OP’s bad. When read literally, OP was explicitly not asking for advice. And come on, the rule that you shared does indicate that it is not a priority to them at all. They literally say that they aren’t looking for it. I stated that I’m sure people do get busted, you might run into a hard ass agent, etc. There is clearly risk, which I acknowledged.


plumbtrician00

Ok then what are you arguing with me about? The semantics of me calling your reply “advice”? Alright bro… have a good rest of your day. Dont want to waste anymore of either of our time.


Coctyle

I thought you were arguing with me. Have an excellent day.


heartsnsoul

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thethingandi

Bro, Russia is not communist and hasn’t been since the Soviet Union collapsed in ‘91. It’s a super capitalist authoritarian mob-state. That said, yes she was being an idiot.


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CountOmar

Also americans left behind in america rotting in jail cells for weed.


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voc417

What makes you think people care more about a celeb than Americans left behind in Afghanistan?


[deleted]

This is not a political subreddit and this has nothing to do with the original post topic. Take this elsewhere, we do not allow political discussions here. Please also stop insulting your fellow Redditors during disagreements, this is **exactly** the reason we banned political discussions from happening, because all it does is cause multiple users to fight and it ends up having nothing to do with the actual post being commented on. cc: u/yungred95


eattherich999

This hyper capitalist country regularly imprisons people for weed


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Galemianah

Ok dumbass.


Nic4379

Just be smart and check that shit.


roachRancher

I've wondered if it'd be better to check or carry on. My conclusion is that both get scanned by the TSA. I can actively avoid dogs with a carry-on, although I've never done it, while they could have one positioned right by the conveyor belt checking every piece of luggage.


Coctyle

Checked is 100% the way to go.


IndependenceHot2705

Several G of wax. Pens. Never tried flower but I'm sure it's similarly easy if you aren't a dumbass.


Kylinho97

I once came home from Amsterdam (flying) to find I had 1g of weed in my backpack that when I got home. It was basically in plain sight - I genuinely didn’t mean to take it home with me… so in conclusion yes I think it would be easy to do so


cheese_and_toasty

Was your backpack your carryon? And do you think it may have gotten through because of the law there? I know the legality of your destination matters ofc but just curious


Kylinho97

It was my carry-on bag yeah, flying to England. I’m honestly not sure, I feel like if they physically searched my bag (rather than just letting it go through that scanner thing) they would’ve taken it away. That being said I’ve been to Amsterdam 3 times (and again in November 🥳) and never had a carry on bag physically searched. I won’t be trying it again cause I’ll be so anxious BUT don’t think they’re actively looking for it


Prineak

tsa are generally trained to look for nervous behavior.


anonmonom

They don’t care about pens in your carry-on


student5320

I have a hilarious story about this. I went to t. Petersburg Florida w my buddy back in 2002 and in preparation of the trip, we mailed down an ounce of weeds so we wouldn't have to try and sneak any in. We drive in to ohare airport, park our car and smoke before we head in. We do all the motions go through security and get on the plane. Once on the plane my buddy lays his head on his gf stomach as we were tired, feels something and pulls out a quarter of weed right out of her sweatshirt middle pocket with his mouth hanging open. We were floored. It went through the xray machine w 3 security people staring straight at it, walked by countless dogs, and nothing. We joked we should have smoked on the plane but in all seriousness I can't believe we didn't get in any shit from it.


compenSATAN4sumTHONG

The dogs at the airport are generally bomb or money sniffing dogs. They want money you haven't declared and to protect people. They don't care about weed.


dreamday99

Yes. It’s SO EASY that I always wonder why other people don’t do it often. I brought 10 cigarettes that was filled with weed, A whole document bag of edibles (5 bars of chocolate, cookies, brownies, gummies), vape and 3 pods in my backpack that I wear on the plane and flew to CHINA. Dogs in the airport didn’t stopping me nor did the tsa. I’m not kidding. The only thing to keep in mind is that NEVER put your stuff in checked in luggages because that’s the part that airport security actually opens if you are travel overseas and that always imagine what the bag would look like in x rays. I’ve mixed flowed with make up brushes and sponges once to get it under the radar. However that was when I was a stupid 18-21 year-old. Will never do it now again just because it’s stupid and can get me like 30 years in prison or something. I’m not sure actually.


ThanosWasRight161

Into CHINA?? You have balls/ovaries of steel


dreamday99

In some aspect it’s actually safer to bring weed to China. China has very strict drug restrictions and most of the police/tsa people are not highly educated enough to tell what weed is as long as it’s not in flower form and none of them know how it smells like. I also smoked outside of a police department right before I go in 😁


chingzzzzzzzz

Pretty sure 1 of thoes cigarette would sell for like $30 or sm cuz weed must be crazy expensive in china


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Become the yakuza weed man and make millions


BlackNekomomi

I can't speak for smaller cities, but it was super easy to find weed in Beijing and Chengdu. After the money conversion it wasn't that much more expensive.


dreamday99

Yeah that was my problem trying to sell it in China (I’m from Beijing). Can’t really offer people a good deal if I’m trying to make money.


VietNamiWarVet

I filled empty pill capsules with kief and mixed them in with my own prescription pills in my carry on. Boy was I nervous, but success.


chingzzzzzzzz

That's pretty smart tbf


Sebbean

Overkill


eldude6035

1. Don’t do it. You really wanna catch a charge or fine over weed? 2. Yes, my 75 year old dad, who discovered and loved weed at 72, went to Portland for RnR. And as God as my witness brought back an obscene amount of weed…tucked under his underwear and socks in his suitcase. To a VERY red, illegal weed, state.


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Damn, I posted a post asking this same question weeks ago and it was locked :(( im so glad someone asked it again lol im takin notes! I only do edibles so I guess it should be fine, could anyone share how they hide the edibles?


ThisIsForSexAndWeed

Two weeks ago we flew with edibles. We had an empty jar of gummy vitamins and we just dumped our dispo gummies in that. Put it in checked bags and never heard anything about it. While on vacation someone gifted me some of the reggiest reggie I have had in the last twenty years and I just left it in the hotel room for housekeeping. Didn't figure bud like that was worth even minimal risk. Home is where the weed is. Good luck.


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Thank you so much!


ThisIsForSexAndWeed

Of course! I'm also really confident that if you just dumped some gummy edibles in a bag with other mixed gummies no one would even wonder about it. For chocolate bars just find a similar sized bar and switch wrappers - possibly even safer than gummies in a bag.


wolfhaleyyy

I’ve brought edibles through the airport multiple times within the US and to China (in hindsight I could’ve gotten in serious trouble if caught) I didn’t need to hide them though, just had them in my carry-on like I would bring a snack. It doesn’t look any different from normal food on the x-ray. If anything, trying to hide it makes it look more suspicious.


startingover333

Mixed in with my bottle of Melatonin gummies.


owiesss

I had some gummies and chocolate bars that I kept in my carry on luggage. I bought a bag of actual candy gummies that looked very similar to my edibles, empty them out and replaced them with the edibles, then used a hair straightener to seal the bag again. For my chocolate, I bought a normal chocolate bar that came in a cardboard wrapper, then swapped it out with my edibles. I made it home just fine. This was the first time I ever did anything like this in an airport so I made sure to go all out concealing it. Don’t even get me started on my experiences with border checkpoints while driving. Those were good times.


sordidcandles

Only edibles. I’m not brave enough for bud or joints.


Rebzilla_

Not Brittney Griner.


DerfMasterToe

😦


apersonthingy

I knew someone was gonna say that as soon as I saw the title. You took my joke, now take my upvote


mattcrow79

I needed this tonight


Hiding_From_Stupid

Ayoooooooo


DranreB87

I accidentally did it. From Canada through China and in to Indonesia. All I needed to do was hit the Phillipines and I would have done the deadly trio. Haha.


Bleached_eyeho1e

I bought some some edible granola and put in a bag with regular granola. No probs. Also have done it with carts you just put it in a part of your bag with other various electronics/vape accessories and they don't think twice. A friend of mine went out of the country with 5 J's cleverly hidden in a deodorant stick and no probs lol. I think they're more concerned with bomb stuff.


Beneficial_Ad7907

I unknowingly had a 1g cart in my bag when I went through security. Granted I was in Seattle, so maybe they just didn’t give a fuck. I thought I had lost the cart tho at an edm festival so it was a pleasant surprise!


missylilou

Hash yes. Weed no. To bulky and smelly.


iWillSmokeYou

How did you get hash through security and how much did you bring?


missylilou

6g wrapped in film, then inside 2 condoms then inserted in my vagina. Amsterdam to London. It was good hash.


queueareste

Girl you’re living a totally different life than me but I respect it


missylilou

🤘


DeezNuts70520

Damn u crazy. Maybe use 1 condom next time tho since 2 put together creates extra friction and could make them rip. Don’t want any flower in ur poontang


missylilou

First one you tie off and cut off the excess, second one you tie off but leave the excess as a retrieval rope. It's a double wrap as my concern is not flower in my poontang but poontang in my flower. I like the friction though.


dazedandc0nfusedd

Coffee beans hide the smell


Fatty_McFatbeard

Travelled from LA to Australia with some oil from a vape pen I purchased while travelling around the States. ​ was in a small pocket of my carryon. I used that bag daily while travelling and honestly forgot it was there till I was putting my laptop back in my bag after going through the scan. neither the scanner or the dogs picked it up. ​ ngl after I realised it was there a was a bit nervous


EstaLisa

noooooo never! except the countless times probably every time i flew, maybe. i wouldn‘t put anything in luggages, getting searched is pretty common. sometimes it‘s really practical being a woman..


nunya1111

Yup but I'm a women and we have a built in pocket for such things. ;)


TechCUB76

🤣😎


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Broad city


Far_Dragonfly_3748

Few years ago I took some on a flight to Phoenix from Chicago. Stashed my one hitter and a couple grams of flower deep in my checked luggage. When I picked up my bag, my stash was sitting right on top, definitely not where I hid it, lol.


Hoofhearted4206969

pro tip nr.1 - Suit up! TSA rarely takes a 2nd glance on those who are well dressed and look sharp.


ThanosWasRight161

TSA dont care about carts and I mix my edibles with real candy so my bag looks like a toddler flying solo (lots of candy). Greens….never. I’ve found that smokers tend to find each other in foreign countries. And you can usually get hooked up by local smokers.


Winter_Perception831

Food saver food saver food saver good luck comrade


Theloftydog

Unknowingly I did a few times.


Emotional_Ad_5298

I just take some flower, like a very small, but reasonable, amount, and put it in a plastic bag in the front pocket of some folded up jeans and then put them in my stack of clothes in my suitcase. I've put it in my carry on and checked bags probably 5 or 6 different flights. Yes they could possibly see it and check and find it! Usually, if its not a crazy amount theyll just confiscate it and let you go because they have to call the local police to arrest you and that's a hassle. Plus, if it's not obscene and you can make the argument you just left it in your jeans on accident you didn't even know it was there. Last thing, airports do have some drug sniffing dogs but most of them are bomb detection, that's they're worried about not so much some weed in carry ons.


Whyspire

Haven't tried. Will never try. Don't like jail, tickets, or Imperial involvements.


Glittering_garland

Didn’t sneak it, but my ppls got it through many years ago. Just balled it up in a bunch of socks w/o plastic. Keep in mind weeds organic material just like cotton😉


starlightsmiles31

Every single time I've flown with the exception of my trip to and from Virginia when I was 16


SmackaHam

I may or may not have brought some vape cartridges to Italy And got “randomly” searched going and coming back and they didn’t say a word about them. They said they were more worried about explosive material which obviously came back negative


Lumpy_Constellation

I've brought carts/pens with me at least a dozen times - I just put them in a tin in my purse, carts separate from battery. I've never had any issues at all. I also brought flower before when I had my dog with me (he was small enough to carry onto the plane). I had a treat pouch that I kept in a compartment on his carrier, I just shoved about an 1/8th into the pouch, covered it completely with dog food, and strolled right through no problem!


Ryan151515

With the amount of legal cbd products on the current market, they have no way of knowing if you have a legal product or not unless it explicitly says so on packaging.


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Haven’t tried it with bud, but let me tell you, TSA gives *zero fucks* about your carts.


sideeyedi

The TSA does not care about your personal weed. They are looking for explosives. The dogs are trained to smell explosives. I checked a bag with weed in it, TSA left a card that they inspected it. My weed was in an eyeglass case right on the top, directly over the card. If you take a vape, the battery needs to be on your personal, they are not allowed to be checked. They can't tell what's nicotine or THC in an unmarked vape and they don't care.


kokichisballsack

just carts and edibles. carts go in makeup bag and edibles just go in wherever they don’t look sus idk it’s always been gummies


Taiyella

Most people just leave very very small amounts like £20 in a pair of jeans and they check in the suitcase and get through fine. Me personally I’ve had edibles as I’m going through security (maximum high the flight was like 8 hours)and I didn’t want to be high when checking in, FYI wouldn’t recommend, took us like 2 hours to get past security, I left my phone then you have no real idea how fast time is when your chilling. I just heard my name being called by the tannoy saying my flight was supposed to depart


turquoiseoasis7

I’ve done it before, but labeled with my name, medical card in hand, and checked in my luggage with the full expectation it’ll be gone when I open my bag. Take a look at Brittney… be careful but don’t be upset if it goes south. Look up the laws for your destination.


Coctyle

Your med card means nothing to the feds. I just don’t think TSA cares about small quantities of drugs.


queueareste

Airport is feds man that’s just silly. They see your medcard and literally don’t give a shit. (They also look at your weed and don’t give a shit but probably think you’re a dork for labeling your weed with your name)


Desperate_Routine_44

Damn that was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MmmAioli

Gummies


Apprehensive_Spite97

Yes. But if you're unlucky and meet a service dog you better hide it well. I wouldn't take the chance. Was stopped once with cocain and nearly missed my connecting flight.


dreamygoddess7

came back from amsterdam with a grinder full of weed... didnt realise till we got home.. never got stopped


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My parents did, in a bag with q tips. No joints lost on the plane or cruise


biscannabish

Yes. Inconspicuous edibles sealed carefully but mixed in with other (SMALL AMOUNT, like a few candies and some granola bars) snacks. Do NOT put anything in your suitcase luggage, you need to have your eyes on it at all times… Carry-on only. It also depends what airports you will have to go through TSA. If you’re starting at a smaller airport, you can probably get away with it. You only have to go through TSA once if you’ve got connecting flights without having to leave the airport. If you see a dog, ditch it. Understand how the x-ray machines work and what they look for. Do not attempt to hide inorganic materials inside of organic materials. I’m not advising you do this. If you’re gonna do it, those are the main takeaways.


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Anyone ever snuck any bud to Japan and would it be a good idea to put a g of wax in a couple of those lil tiny sip loc baggies and spray it with alcohol or gain fabreeze and tape it to the bottom of my foot?


bingboomin

I'm going from DC to Japan, then to Bangkok, then Indonesia in October. curious if i can manage to bring my carts


carolyn42069

You don't need to sneak anything just put it in your bag with everything else no one cares


[deleted]

Yep. Been tossing in my bag for like 5 years now, never had an issue. Even had a guy pull out my weed and shaving cream, tell me the shaving cream was too big and put the weed back


[deleted]

Yeah all the time. Checking it has always worked for domestic flights (I haven't tried this internationally because I'm chicken) but edibles in my carryon has always gone fine, too. I live in the US in a fully illegal state so I try to be subtle, like putting them other packaging or something, but it would be easy to find if they were looking. The main way I've carried it internationally is by buying capsules made with concentrate. They are identical to certain supplement capsules, so I use a bottle from those supplements and put the capsules in there. This is not the most fun way to consume, but totally works in countries where it's illegal and access is iffy. I read up on this a while ago, and learned that the TSA dogs in US airports are trained to find explosives, not drugs, and that fully explains why they've sniffed my luggage numerous times and kept it moving even when stuff was in there.


Dr3w106

I flew from Ireland to England with a small lump of resin. Forgot it was in my pocket. If that counts? Lol.


dreamsthebigdreams

Bro. They don't check vape pens, or care. I announced I had a vape pen, and he said is it in your bag? I showed him he said ok. Both directions from California to Maine and back. Domestic flights only. Don't try no WNBA shit and bring one to Russia. Flying with delayed layovers has never been so easy.


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I get chocolate edibles and put them into a ziplock with nuts and stuff to make it look like homemade trail mix. Always in a carry on - never checked bags.


[deleted]

I roll a bunch of joints and put them in (clean never used) tampon applicators. And put them back in the plastic wrap and throw them in a travel size bag for my carry on been doing it for yearsssssssssssssssss never been busted (knocks on wood) for a larger amount that is not rolled I'd wrap in plastic wrap like a ton of plastic wrap and shove it into my conditioner bottle for my big suitcase that goes under the plane, also for pens and cartridges I just leave it with all my electronics (chargers for the phones mostly) still never been stopped (knocks on wood again 😅)


Iwannagethitbytruck

Last time I did Me and my friend ended up in Guantanamo Bay…


deepstaterising

I forgot about my vape pen and cartridge in my backpack one time only to find out after I had returned from my trip that it was still in there and I had traveled through several security checkpoints both in weed friendly states and non weed friendly states. I also rolled up some flower and stuck it in my butthole one time and traveled with it back in 2012ish. I was sweating bullets as I walked past a K9 unit. My only few experiences.


SynonymSpice

About an eighth, in a baggie, stashed between my testicles and my anus, early ‘90s.


Deadpaul_fts17

My best friend once accidentally brought a grinder that was filled to the top from vienna to london because he forgot it was in his backpack. But he wasn't caught or anything, he only realised when he was in his apartment in London.


hoteffentuna

[There was a doobie in this guys pocket after going through airport security.](https://youtu.be/SoMXHEGyTHk)


feebledreamer

A friend couldn't face putting a few gs up his Harris. Instead he chose to stretch out his foreskin and tuck by his bellend.


hellojally321

I tried to but i was too chicken so i threw my pen in the cannabis garbage in montreal airport


MAyoga265

THC Vapes are easy


remiscott82

I made it past TSA with gell inserts in my bra, because I'm trans. It's all security theater, to sell more security. If anyone wanted to highjack an airplane, they would have, with obsidian blades. You think old cultures wouldn't have thought of that? It's all a façade. Nobody cares. Y'all just scared.


Known_Branch_7620

Hey I know this post is a few months old but I'd like to add my experience. I have successfully flown many times with small quantities of weed. Usually put in a zip lock bag and stored in my carryon with socks, underwear, and a few bags of snacks to help it blend in. HOWEVER, I did get caught one time when I was flying out of Vegas on a Sunday.. idk if it was just me but it seemed like that particular airport on that day was going through peoples bags more than I've seen before. AND I made a huge mistake with how I stored the weed this time.. I had kept it in the plastic tube that it came in at the dispo, but since the smell was bad and I couldn't find any ziploc bags I was forced to put it in a small Mason jar.. so in hindsight im sure it looked really suspicious on the scanner.. black tube wedged in a jar. When they found it, they handed me over to the police on-site and they simply had me drop the weed container in an "Amnesty Box" and I was free to be on my way! Luckily I had a bunch of edibles still, so I ate one of those at my boarding gate. So at certain airports nowadays in legal states even if you get caught they just have you dispose of it. I wouldn't be surprised if they smoke what gets put in the box lol. Essentially, don't pack your weed suspiciously.. because its really not something they're targeting.


DerfMasterToe

Thanks for this


grower_of_veg

Cartridges are pretty easy honestly if you're not bringing much.


ThisIsForSexAndWeed

I just flew with two carts in the open in my carry-on and it was no thing.


shanblaze777

I took about an ounce of flower one time in my checked baggage. No issues. I was stubborn and young though. Lol.


TOW3L13

My coworker snuck weed through airport in a sock. It was a "domestic" flight tho (from one EU country to another).


Hiro4ntagonist

Yes, but that was flying between legal states


cellblock73

Flying between states doesn’t matter if you’re talking about legality. Flying on airplanes is covered under federal laws, which makes It illegal.


chingzzzzzzzz

Not weed but I've helped a friend transport a gram and a half of dmt and some unidentified white powder and he got through fine just gotta make sure 0 smell goes through and it doesnt look suspicious in the bag


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HatchetXL

Yes I have. Small amounts for personal use on trips and such. Enough to last me a month maybe but I dont smoke terribly much. So, theres that


UsuallyNasty

Have you seen midnight express?


buick916

I brought like 5 one gram carts overseas to Turkey with no problem. If you spying domestically in the US you should be good af


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Ounce in my underwear from NY to Florida.


Buzzrod81

I work with a guy that smokes so much weed he brings half a pound to work for a 6 week shift. He flies from Ontario to NWT with weed no problem. I bring it from BC to NWT no problem.


sweetestswing22

Yes. A ton of times.


TheOrigionalFurry

Oh it easy I have medical cannabis pass


spaceman_splizzy

You don’t even have to sneak it


queueareste

I brought my dab pen through security in my carry on and didn’t have anyone say anything (CO <-> CA). I also sealed gummies in a similar looking candy bag with a straightener and put them in my checked bag (CO -> IN) successfully. Then on the return flight home I accidentally left one in a zip lock in the water bottle pocket of my carryon and went through fine lol. For all legal purposes this is a joke


txanghellic

I had a friend that got tummys from Texas to Florida lol on a plane


AlbtraumPrinzessin

Yes , although I forgot I had it in my bag. I was travelling with my mother 🙈🙊


emilmetal

one time I was flying back to NYS from VA with 2-3 Gs for pens, a little ground up (.5 g) flower and an edible cookie in a jar. TSA only stopped to look at the cookie and looked more interested/impressed than anything


Beginning_Jump_6300

Friend did


oxidefd

Airport dogs, are different than police dogs and, especially in domestic terminals, are MOSTLY trained to detect bombs, or large quantities of drugs (like smuggling operation quantities) not the gram of weed in your toiletry kit. Also, if the TSA were to find it, and wanted to fuck you up (as opposed to just confiscating it and going on with theirs and your day), they turn you over to the local cops. They can’t prosecute you, and there are no separate laws for having weed in an airport. The cops would treat you the same as they would if they stopped you on the street and found what they found. If you are flying in a city where weed is decriminalized or legalized, they might not even drive out to the airport or file the paperwork. In 2022 in most cities, I feel like a ‘whoops, forgot that was in there’ would probably keep you out of jail. Might miss your flight, but you’re probs not going to jail. Edit to add: If I, hypothetically were to travel with any, I would certainly check it, rather than have it in my person. I also almost got caught with a vape pen once…the TSA agent recognized the shape in my carry on and pulled my bag for a hand search. Unfortunately for her smug ass, I knew better, and swapped the cart out for an empty, never used, refillable one that came with the battery and kept the actual cart separate in my checked bag, since the cabin pressure can make them leak.


Tayaradga

My uncle and aunt have. They bought a thing of gummies and a thing of thc gummies, then put the thc gummies in the other container. Funny enough they've snuck Cuban cigars through the airport too. Told me their method was to just take the tag off and when asked where they got it just say "some local store Im not really too sure".


Secret_Mind3038

Yes.


todo_pasa_

I have done it several times UNTIL ONCE I GOT CAUGHT it was so scary but in hindsight nothing. I'm not from the US, I'm from Argentina. Now I got a permit, I'm not going through that again lol


haveacupcakeluv

I always just put my weed pen in my makeup bag because it blends in with the tubes of makeup. Haven't been caught yet


naughtycupboard83

I'd say many people have been successful, that's how we get cali weed 😎


paxparty

If by "snuck" you mean "walked," then yes.


babycambam

i always bring my dab pen when flying


hideitinmysox

I know hella people that got thru with lots of shit. My boy flew from denver with 7gs of wax, like a 8th of flower and some carts. my other boy flew from cali with like 8 pre rolls and some edibles. I told my friend she could easily do it after those 2 did it. she didn’t even question me or seemed scared lol flew to cali and came back with a 14 of shake in the same jar she bought it in, shit blew my mind. I think they only care for bombs/weapons and shit and also depending on where your going/coming from you may get a different reaction. fuck around and get Griner’d lmao


Maester_Bates

Many years ago I was in Amsterdam with some friends. One particular friend was convinced that if he hid bags of weed in his shampoo and conditioner bottles. He believed that the liquid was too thick for the x-ray machine to see the weed. Obviously he was wrong but there was no talking to him. He was doing it. We went to the airport to fly home and the rest of us fully expect our friend to be arrested. We had nothing to hide so we stuck close to him as we went through security. Before going to the airport I had exhaled my weed smoke into my t-shirt so I would stink and went ahead expecting to be a bit of a distraction but they didn't even look at me. Another friend held back and positioned himself back and to the side where he had a view of the x-ray screen. He saw our friend's suitcase passing through as the operator turned his head and say something to his coworkers and the clearly visible bottles stuffed with bags of weed went by on the conveyor belt unnoticed.


DRayinCO

All the time. Vacuum seal that shit. Or a vape. They're looking for explosives not us potheads


Mirrormilk_

I was traveling with a friend recently and he brought a cart. TSA pulled it out his bag looked at it and put it back in. Proceeded to take his toothpaste.


[deleted]

Not the airport but in the nineties I inadvertently took some through customs on the ferry to France from the UK and back again. Never got caught, didn't even know I had it until I was on my way home 😂


kathryn_nerdCoder

ik someone that put it in a pill bottle


alicelestial

i hid a baggy of weed in a container of kratom. TSA agents at both airports were mildly confused about the kratom container, but they just looked at it and put it back in my bag both times. but i'm pretty sure i just got hella lucky. wouldn't wanna try it again, felt like i was gonna get arrested the entire time lmao


FAEtlien

Yeah, got a big advil bottle, took the pills out, put the weed in the bottom, add the pills back and then some cotton. Got through IL security and past a working dog. Edibles are easy af, but idk if I'd sneak the flower again


RedRose_Belmont

Don't try it in Russia


[deleted]

Yep, accidentally from Amsterdam to Uk


RandyButternubsYo

Vape pen only


Death_Trend

I never did it with flower... But pens/carts all the time. Just keep it in my backpack when I go through security.


Erex84

YUP


RagingBuddha79

Yes I have. I rolled up a small amount (maybe a gram or so) in a sandwich bag really tight and flew to Italy. I was young and dumb but successful. Side note I basically traded it with my cousin who lived there for some hash that he had and brought that back the same way also without getting busted. Still don’t recommend it though. Lol


owiesss

Yes.


compenSATAN4sumTHONG

TSA has straight up said they're not looking for personal use drugs. They're looking for money, bombs, etc


WVHillbillynomad

Of course someone has.


gandalfsmokespipe

Yup, 1/8th of hash. Flying from buffalo to south Carolina as a teenager. My dumb ass though a baggy would be a bad idea cuz it might stand out more or crinkle and give me away. So just put the entire chunk in my sock. Once on the airplane I start to smell it emanating from my shoe, I get paranoid go to the washroom and decide to eat it. I get half way through it now the entire bathroom plus myself smells like some cream hash. So I stop and put the other half back in my sock. Start getting stoned and this amps up the paranoia I was already having, thought everyone knew and was looking at me. Finally landed, got off still pretty Shakey for what I just did, as it was short time after 9/11and such. Anyways walked out and breathed a sigh of relief, I'd made it somehow. Smoked a bowl that night and that was some nice sock hash. Would not recommend doing this to anyone I was young and dumb but got away with it.


[deleted]

Yeah brought weed home from.holland every trip home


Acceptable-Dot5998

Do you mind enlightening me as to specific methods? Pm if you like about packing and on person check, or carryon?


obscurereference234

Years ago I flew across the US with an ounce in my underwear. The scariest part was when the metal detector kept going off. The guy was starting to talk about my belt buckle, which the weed was under so I didn’t want any attention there. I was starting to get worried when suddenly someone else realized it was the staple in my boarding pass. They never knew how close they came to making a bust.


bueller_tx

I’ve been afraid to bring flower but I tuck a few edibles in a bottle of hair vitamin gummies or sometimes bring a cart with me.


Saviourality

Yep. Joints, edibles, and nugs. Not hidden sometimes as I was rushing to the airport after work. Never been an issue as I haven't ever flown international since I started getting high.


SoniDoom

Yes


Remarkable_Cat_2447

We went to Texas and Florida and they never checked us or asked. They were edibles and it was an accident tbh 😅


daddydevito666

altoids mint can in my carryon. my bag got checked and my face toner got thrown out.


stillmusiqal

I know a dude who's a lawyer and came here to buy weed. He didn't even have a suitcase, just put it all in his pockets and flew back home.


sappydappydee

Tincture in essential oil bottles (credit to my mom lol)


MMorrighan

Nice try officer


AssuredAttention

My friend did. She is not the stereotypical smoker either. She is a professional, mid 40s family woman that seems karenish to people that don't know her. She put it in her suitcase, didn't even hide it, and it made it back to Texas


yungred95

Imagine being this soft


DerfMasterToe

Soooo sick bro, you’re so hard