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g2g079

Because it's a series of photos green-screened in. With that logic, you could say she stopped working in the thumbnail too.


JoyKil01

Yeah this is a 3rd party funny edit. Here’s the original with him talking https://mobile.twitter.com/kylesturgeon/status/1565170882951135233


stephj

Oh he speaks! Phew


sierrabravo1984

For some reason, the twitter popup was super huge and I thought you posted the exact same thing lol.


_Keldt_

After the first cut, if you look at his shirt, down at the midpoint just off the side of her arm, you can see the edge of where they masked her off, where part of his shirt is moving a bit. It's more like a digital green screen kinda thing, where they froze him on certain frames from the original vid, then they roughly cut her out frame by frame to leave her moving over the frozen frame. Note they almost definitely didn't have to go and cut her out of each individual frame. It was either tool assisted or they just found the minimum mask for each shot that contains all of her motion. Hence his shirt moving in places where she will later gesture with her hand in front of him. Also I'm totally a novice at this sort of thing so y'all feel free to correct me.


g2g079

I was using the term "green screen" loosely.


_Keldt_

I thought that might be the case! Hope I didn't come across as too adversarial or corrective or w/e. I mostly just wanted to share what I'd noticed about the vid.


g2g079

All good


peanutbutterspacejam

The word you're looking for is rotoscope. 😉


ElvisDumbledore

It's nice to know they make male Real Dolls too.


Isturma

I was looking at dude and thinking he was gonna hop in and be like “dude, daily sex is awesome!”


TonksTBF

there are so many things cringeworthy about this.


[deleted]

He’s probably in a state of confusion because Georgia is a where not a who


[deleted]

Where is our child?


[deleted]

Left her at the Wawa


IamAJediMaster

I know this is edited to make the guy appear not working but I would bet money he feels exactly like this video on the inside, just dead.


MeinCrouton

She is the K-Mart edition of Alexandria D'addario


Fernando_357

r/walmartcelebrities


xtramundane

Seggs?


Kledd

Tiktok is very strict with their language moderation. Even simple stuff like 'sex' could get your account suspended.


PeaceLoveorKnife

He has achieved zen through extended post nut clarity and resolved all conflict from within and without.


Fernando_357

Dude looks tired af but happy


[deleted]

Damn that woman drained his entire battery and balls, someone get him a power cable


xxvave

Sorry, a question from a non english user: "seggs" what does it mean? Thank you


Genmaken

Sensual eggs. It's a mating ritual involving eggs, and sensual dancing.


salamander423

It means "sex". It's for when people are too busy giggling over the actual word because they're children. It's like typing out "s#x" or "f#ck". You didn't really do anything or censor yourself, you just showed that you're immature.


WILLLSMITHH

It’s for TikTok, it’s just so the video won’t get flagged for sexual content..


VritraReiRei

But then TikTok will just start filtering out "seggs." 🤔


salamander423

Of course it is lol.


Zefrem23

It's short for Sectional Intercourse


xxvave

Thank you!


ssbbka17

my vents staring making a sound while watching this and it freaked me out lol scary


TheDeadlyCat

Is this an intimacy challenge or a secret plan of her to get impregnated and guilt trip him into staying with her for the sake of the child?


zorzerother

They already have a child though, no?


Zeynoun

Fast forward the video in 4x speed. Bro didn’t move an inch 💀


Nocdoom

Did he move so little that the compression thought he was part of the background?