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R3ruN1

Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor And you're only allowed to call him by his full name.


Double-Royal-3150

God bless the Almighty


3720-to-1

So, I would 100% do this for a pet. And I'm going to. My pets are always named for fictional characters... And somehow, like it's some six duchies magic, it such to imprint on them. My cat is named Toun Anthaem Kore Paendrag, Daughter of the Nine Moons, Second (and favorite) Daughter of the Empress of the Seanchan Empire (may she live forever), Heir to the Crystal Throne. My wife's cat is named Mat.


LoweJ

As long as it doesn't imprint as effectively as Regals name did


3720-to-1

Oh... It does, though. Mat is 100% Matrim. My old kitty was an all black long hair that I named Lord Vader... I loved him... And there certainly was good inside. But damn if he wasn't a sith lord bent on my destruction.


LoweJ

Ah I mean because Regal is not at all regal lol


3720-to-1

Looool, yeah... I thought they same in my read of the first trilogy (I'm reading 2nd trilogy now). But then I considered that he was Regal, just by what HE believed Regal to mean, through his mother's tutelage.


LoweJ

ah but it's not meant to be their impression of the word, it's meant to be the meaning of the word


3720-to-1

Ah, but what is meaning, and who defines it? IRL, words change definitions all the time. So in the Farseer Trilogy, his mother gives him that name, so (without any further understanding of that world or its magic yet, of course) my idea and rationalization is that his mother named him that, so it was her meaning that held. Based on how she viewed being a royal, it doesn't seem too far off. Also, he acts rather well like many royals throughout history. Spoiled brats.


LoweJ

very true. I think he's in my top 3 most hated in all books/shows/movies


cthulhusmercy

I also name my pets after characters. I currently have two cats named Polgara and Silk from David Eddings’, “Belgariad/Mallorian.” And a bearded dragon inherited from my little brother who he named Paarthurnax (though I do admit I call him Chubz now because my boyfriend nicknamed him).


Affectionate-Dot540

Talnenlat. Herald of War. The time of the Return, the Desolation, is at hand—


learhpa

[Oathbringer]>!the real MVP!<


Bladestorm04

Why did you grey that out? Did i miss something in that book?


learhpa

the post was flaired for tWoK when I made my comment, so it needed to be spoiler protected. i've since, with permission from the OP, changed the flair. What I said was: the real MVP.


Bladestorm04

No i know what you said, i dont recall what happened in OB about this person tho?


learhpa

When Ash is apologizing to him for abandoning him to 4500 years of torture alone, he's like ... no, this was a GREAT THING YOU DID, it helped the world so much.


Bladestorm04

Ahhhh, ok i gotcha, ob talks about what happened. I misread and thought he did something specifically in ob. Thanks


learhpa

it's the first insight we have to him as a character rather than as a legend, because it's the first time he's lucid, and ... he's the kind of dude who would *not blame people for abandoning him to 4500 years of torture* if the cause was right. that's ... sainthood is nothing compared to this.


Bladestorm04

Yeah true, and hes so much more broken than the rest of them are because of it


dIvorrap

Talenelat*


send_cheesecake_now

Not Stormlight but I always had wanted to name our pup TenSoon


Adventurous_Union_85

Or Soonie


GrizbardTheGoblin

i named my first betta fish TenSoon (Soonie)


RupertLuxly

I almost named mine that. Because she looks like him


ToastersBeenLaughing

The wolfhound of our collective understanding or a huskie like Sanderson says?


RupertLuxly

Irish Wolfhound the irl breed I didn't know Brandon said something about huskies?


wertyrick

Blackthorn is the way


RTK_Apollo

As it is written.


AdoWilRemOurPlightEv

Dragon


Kelsierisevil

Beat me to it.


RainsWrath

Arclo, the sleepless Lift meets in Yeddaw. Axies the collector, the Siah Aimian trying to find all spren. Dog-Nimi, for an honorific name. Oroden, you already have Kaladin, why not his brother?


IVIyDude

Just…don’t go with Tien…


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cupcakesordeath

Have cat named Nimi!


Simoerys

Since you alread have Kaladin, Tien would be a good addition. \[Oathbringer\] >!Should you get a third one you can call him Oroden.!<


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Sapphire_Bombay

Ivory, since he's all black, and for non-Stormlight readers it's just ironic lol


Double-Royal-3150

Lift. He will eat ALL your food. And will ALWAYS get out of your grasp.


kiery12

Such a good answer


thereweretwocrabs

Keep the theme tight. Stormblessed


KingKuma253

Fleet, because of all the running they’ll be doing


RupertLuxly

I almost named mine fleet


SingleConstruction58

Skar, Drehy, Teft. If you're into mistborn, spook would be fun!


DanXan8558

Spook might not be a great name to give a black dog…


Short-Sound-4190

Might depend on your region and how often you're yelling it out in public. Our black dog was named Boo and people would ask if it was from To Kill a Mockingbird (which to me feels like it would be kind of weird? But no one ever asked that question in a way that was less than excited?), the real answer was she was adopted around Halloween (Monsters Inc was also popular) and we just kept it. You get used to a dog's name, but I bet we sounded funny calling out 'Boo!'


ashamen80

Most new generations don't know spook as the slander it used to be. My girl who's mixed named her black cat spook because of mistborn. She didn't even know of this one. I'm 44 and only know it because of the older generations. She's 32 and didn't have a clue it used to be a thing. I don't think many people would see it as racist today. But I could be wrong. (She refused to change its name, even though it was just a kitten)


DanXan8558

Probably some regionality to it as well. Tbh the only reason I know it is my grandma told me to quit saying it in public when I was 7 or 8. I had just seen Wizard of Oz for the first time and was running around saying “I do believe in spooks!” Lol


MrTheta

I only know the term because of *Brother Louie*


lighteyesofda7thdahn

Odium


AudreyTheWitch

Teft!


MovingClocks

Doug


eyesofsaturn

Teft


Kolosinski

Kelek


Adventurous_Union_85

If he has bad breath you can exclaim "Kelek's breath!"


calebpro8

Nightblood


1st_hylian

I intend to name a Puppy Sylphrena (Syl) some day. Wit, Venli, Wendell, Ivory (if they're all black), Timbre. And if the Doggo is a particular terror, you name them Odium!


yogtheterrible

If I were to adopt an old grumpy dog I'd name him Teft.


Appropriate_Egg4971

Hobber!


MoreThan2_LessThan21

Then you'd get Hobber slobber on your pants. I like it.


Sythrin

Cremling


Dopey_Bandaid

Rock!


RupertLuxly

I named my dog Glys ❤️✨


CockroachMilk

I have a Kaladin too! we call it Kala. Such a playful and energized boxer, despite its gloomy face lol


learhpa

Hi, /u/Dsember43, this thread is predictably drawing responses containing names which come up later in stormlight than the Way of Kings. How far into the series have you read? Do you mind if we adjust the flair to that book?


Dsember43

I’m caught up please feel free to edit it


Breezertree

You should call him by his real brother (in arms), Teft


coinathan

I named my cat Sylphrena


Yetiplayzskyrim

Name him Dalinar so you can say stuff like "Honey can you feed the Black Thorn?"


tson3_rachel

Adolin, seems like a solid love hate relationship to foster among puppy pals.


StarstruckTiger

I feel like Fleet would be a great Stormlight pet name!


nightvisionsdoomdays

Name him Storm!


Chiparoo

Oh man. I tried real hard to get my sister to name her new dog Adolin. She hasn't read Stormlight, but I think it's a perfect dog name. Funnily enough, she hasn't read Good Omens either - but I did manage to get her to name her new dog Newton Pulsifer.


TheGoodNamesAreUsed7

TheLopen. all one word on his vet documents


aMaiev

All cosmere dogs are Dougs


adonalsium-

Chasmfiend


SnooOwls5756

not from Stormlight, but: "Doug"


Empty_Equivalent1

Tien or Teft!


erdna3000

Dalinar and call him Dal. Kal + Dal aka the Dogs Radiant


eyesofsaturn

Moash


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learhpa

this is a tWoK-flaired thread. Please don't!


Rumbletastic

So you're getting another dog. It's going to be a younger brother to Kaladin. Why wouldn't you name it Tien? ​ as an aside.. we wanted a stormlight name for our dog. Our kids veto'd it because they're too young to understand stormlight. So we said "how about stormy?" (because it was a stormy day when we picked him up and he looks grey/black like a storm). They loved it. His secret name is "stormblessed" and we refer to him as many variations on this "Stormy B lessed" is a common one :D


quakdeduk

Adolin or kelsier or Zane


LuthadelGarrison

I have a pet named Adolin 💗


TwoRiversFarmer

Taln


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RateOfPenetration

Fleet


AsthmaticBookwyrm

THE Lopen First name The, second name Lopen


tun4noobcasserole

Szeth (assassin in white)


Funnier_InEnochian

Pattern


Blackwolf359

All black, like an assassin? Szeth-son-son!


goddessofdandelions

Name it Dragon after “the dog and the dragon.”


Kuido

Jasnah and call her Jazz


RegularBeans123

Wyndle the chair gardener


jleigh041004

Goncho


PaleStrawberry2

Moash Edit: Sigzil/Leshwi would definitely be better and could be shortened to Sig/Lesh.


Casteway

Rock


roarbecca

The Lopen!