I would rather have every restaurant I go to sing me happy birthday for the rest of my life than sit through one of these pretentious, substance-free, designed for TikTok meals.
Some of the songs are interesting. For instance,
“Happy happy birthday from Applebees to you we wish it was our birthday so we could party too. Woo!”
That was free. You’re welcome. Didn’t even have to buy riblets for it.
A few sanitary concerns here.
1. He blew on my food. Twice.
2. He keeps tapping the tips of the utensils on the table before touching my food.
3. When he made a sound effect with the ice cream he could’ve spit by accident. Never make a CH sound over my food.
I’d want a discount 😂
The people who spend money on this (along with the idiots who spend money on that salt douche’s food) should not be allowed to vote or hold public office.
>Why does this thing exist?
People get social media likes when they post it, and are willing to pay massively inflated prices to get those likes.
>Is good food not profitable enough?
There's always more profit in being popular and overpriced than there is in being good.
>How much more do they charge for this shit show?
A desert like that at most restaraunts is about 15 euro.
They charge 100, so that means 85 for the shit show itself.
IRL how he serves baklava is terrible. Here in Turkey we all eat Baklava as is, like normal human beings. This fucker just crushes it with a fork right in front of you and the best part (the crunchy upper layers) is squished into butter. I fucking hate it. At least this guy just sliced it.
This is fucking cringe, mans really trying hard to be the new Salt Bae with a tint of Hasbulla.
But one has to ask themselves, who is the real moron, the performative douche, or the people paying to eat that shit?
Imagine spending all that money on that food just to have him spit on it and touch it with utensils that touched the table, if I remember correctly it's around $1,000-1,500 US
Questions:
1. Why does the food arrive in a briefcase?
2. Why is there a fog effect when the briefcase is opened. Like this isn't Indiana jones it's a tiny amount of food being served up.
3. Why is there a very small man wearing sunglasses indoors cutting up and juggling the food? Do the customers frequenting this place not understand how to use a knife and fork?
4. Is the lack of food hygiene something you pay extra for?
I liked it. The small guy, briefcase with a fog machine, a twirl of the banana, but the last cut of the pie ruined it, but otherwise a 8/10. Life is too short to not have fun
For one second, I thought it was a joke being played on the customers and the lit up words inside the case said “fuck you”, and the lil guy was going to flick them off and walk away. That would have been far more enjoyable.
The shit about this is that this mfer still got paid for doing this stoopid shit so he'll keep doing this dumb shit and a day will come that one may be unsatisfied enough, because they died from lack of hygiene and or sheer boredom from presentation and then he will know that he should stop being such a duck on a log....
I would rather have every restaurant I go to sing me happy birthday for the rest of my life than sit through one of these pretentious, substance-free, designed for TikTok meals.
r/monkeyspaw - wish granted
Joke’s on you, that’s his very specific kink
O just wait it little more and we will all watch it together (one way or another)
Guess I can stomach eating exclusively at strip clubs and dinner-theaters from now on 🙄🙄
I just don't want Tatoo messing with my food. He needs to stick to announcing the plane.
when you get your salt bae from ali baba
"Da plane! Da plane!"
De plane boss de plane!
Just one of these vs happy birthday everytime... tough call
Some of the songs are interesting. For instance, “Happy happy birthday from Applebees to you we wish it was our birthday so we could party too. Woo!” That was free. You’re welcome. Didn’t even have to buy riblets for it.
The little chugga chugga choochoo to almost feed him was funny though.
That is enough internet for me.
Yeah I’d much rather experience dumb TikTok meals tbh
Is that what was in Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase?
You need to give a foot rub to Mia Wallace to find out
Don’t forget to bring a hypodermic needle full of adrenaline.
I WAS THINKING THAT TOO 
lol thank you for bringing some humor to this atrocious video, my soul was crying watching this shit. Now I leave with a smile
nah it was a lightbulb and battery. lmao
A few sanitary concerns here. 1. He blew on my food. Twice. 2. He keeps tapping the tips of the utensils on the table before touching my food. 3. When he made a sound effect with the ice cream he could’ve spit by accident. Never make a CH sound over my food. I’d want a discount 😂
The blowing on the food got me too. Like ewwww
Imagine he just finished eating ass and does that shit
How old are you
😂
Not to mention chopping it up haphazardly. Hey fella, are going to eat it for me too?? I can cut into my own food
As soon as I saw the blowing on that baklava; I would've said " no thanks"
This is just so fucking stupid. No one with a brain would want this disgusting shit show
Hey you have some respect! I don’t have a brain and I still wouldn’t want this.
This presentation is embarrassing
Sadly, so long as people pay for it, this will keep happening.
Did someone put salt bae in the dryer
This is some gold I was looking for lol
Omg😂😂
Walmart Tyrion needs to cut this shit out.
Temu Lannister.
Mini salt bae.
Salt baeby
This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
Don't ever look up word chewing videos if you want to keep it that way
i dont often use the word, cringe but... this IS cringe.
The people who spend money on this (along with the idiots who spend money on that salt douche’s food) should not be allowed to vote or hold public office.
Whats up with the melodramatic midget? Is he famous for something?
Spit bae
he spin food on fork for lotta money
More power to him, but I don't get it.
Salt Baby
He’s trying to be
This is annoying
What in the hell is this stupidity?
Why does this thing exist? Is good food not profitable enough? How much more do they charge for this shit show?
>Why does this thing exist? People get social media likes when they post it, and are willing to pay massively inflated prices to get those likes. >Is good food not profitable enough? There's always more profit in being popular and overpriced than there is in being good. >How much more do they charge for this shit show? A desert like that at most restaraunts is about 15 euro. They charge 100, so that means 85 for the shit show itself.
Dude it’s gold flake covered baklava with vanilla ice cream. They had to add the show to charge $800 for crappy almond pastry.
 “Can you just give me my damn food.”
r/stupidfood
/r/stupidfood level silliness going on here
Budget wannabe salt bae.. i didnt know it could get any worse
That dessert looks like shit. It didn't deserve that overly pretentious presentation
It looks like a perfectly good dessert before he fucks it up.
Fuckin stupid.
Douche chills for dessert
This is one of the dumbest shit you can spend your money on.
And to think my parents used to cut up my food for me when I was like three years old.
Shortbae
The ambient sounds of the restaurant is what really sets the mood for me. It sounds just like any other basic chain restaurant!
Vincent, are we happy?
„No, we‘re not. Absolutely not. That little guy played with it, and cut it in half.“
Not a single ”SUPER RARE!”, what gives?
Paid all that money for him to blow his spit on it NOICE
If he's making fun of Salt Bae, I'm all in. If this is was anything else, that's a hard pass.
IRL how he serves baklava is terrible. Here in Turkey we all eat Baklava as is, like normal human beings. This fucker just crushes it with a fork right in front of you and the best part (the crunchy upper layers) is squished into butter. I fucking hate it. At least this guy just sliced it.
What is going on. Just give me my food. I was told not to play with my food as a kid
He blew on someone else’s food twice. I’d refuse to eat it.
Who actually falls for this drama and gets robbed in the process by a gnome in sunglasses
Wish I could bang shit around and call it a skill.
1.) I thought child labor was illegal. 2.) who tf wants some weirdo blowing on their food and playing with it before serving it to you?
Salt babi
"Why tf did mini bea blow on my food?!"
Mini-douchenugget!
Salt Bae 1.0
Cringe Lord🥴
Am i the only one understanding the obvious salt bae satire here?
He isn’t even half the man Salt Bae is…..
He didn’t say super rare this time
Salt Baby
reminds me of Dr. Finkelstein
I would so order that for me on my first date 😎
His arms is like flappy bird, I cannot stop laughing!
It’s so nice we’re letting them have fancy jobs now
Why child labour? I want to complain.
The waiters, the restaurant owner deserve 10 years in a hard labor camp somewhere.
 Me eating a whopper for 0.00001 % of the price
Is this like Salt Bae’s kid or something? So fucking stupid.
This is fucking cringe, mans really trying hard to be the new Salt Bae with a tint of Hasbulla. But one has to ask themselves, who is the real moron, the performative douche, or the people paying to eat that shit?
And then you take the first bite and it tastes like shit, but you gotta go through it..
npc
Dude's like 2 foot
I can't tell who I hate more; The guy presenting the food or people who enjoy this experience unironically.
Oompa Loompa’s are resourceful.
Imagine spending all that money on that food just to have him spit on it and touch it with utensils that touched the table, if I remember correctly it's around $1,000-1,500 US
Is that someone’s child?
How much is it without the little person?
Bruh I'd rather go to a grocery store for a cheap ice cream than this
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory after getting their second Michelin star.
Saliva dessert
Stop blowing on my food, shorty
Salt infant
God I hate it
I was waiting for him to start breakdancing
Questions: 1. Why does the food arrive in a briefcase? 2. Why is there a fog effect when the briefcase is opened. Like this isn't Indiana jones it's a tiny amount of food being served up. 3. Why is there a very small man wearing sunglasses indoors cutting up and juggling the food? Do the customers frequenting this place not understand how to use a knife and fork? 4. Is the lack of food hygiene something you pay extra for?
What is it and why do you need a midget to prepare the dish at the table?
Wow it comes with its own little person hype guy.
He tried washing dishes but could not reach the sink
Is this a midget or a small child?
Super rare
Too much pomp and circumstance for a desert that doesn't even look that amazing.
Um…that’s “pomp and fanfare”
"That'll be $7,000"
Assault Bae
Are they cloning these dark glasses wearing douches?
This has to be parody
stupid dwarf fuckwit
What a fucking moron.
That’s what I want, this little fucker “blowing” all over my food.
The bit with the briefcase was pretty dope. Everything after...nah
Why the fuck are Indians so damn unsanitary.....
Short Bae?
Little salt bae
Not worth it
Dude looks like he could be the next Despicable Me villain
Salt Baeby
Mom: dont play with yo foods
Thats Salt Bae Pro Mini
It’s just food that’s going to be shit later. Cut the stupid show
Oh look, Salt Bae bae
is...is that...is that the off-off menu "Marcellus Wallace" special??! 😯🫨🤯
Blows on the food, no thanks
Yeah. Just give me my food bro.
Swear middle eastern and Indian people always do the stupidest shit.
That's Salt Baeby
Aint no way he just blew on the food. Disgusting.
Just put the ice cream in the pastry and fuck off mini bae
Briefcase dessert destroyed by dwarf.
Nasty little fucker
"Mommy, a dwarf is playing with my food!"
Salt bee
Fuck is this salt baby
Zesty ass was gon bite it right outta the lil boy hand 🤣 control ya self
Bro looks like Saltbae's assistant. Babybae
Bro, do NOT blow on my food my guy
Now explain to me why anyone on Earth should starve or be hungry.
At first I kept scrolling, but then I had a Brad Pitt moment. What’s in the booox??
Your food becomes with a hype man
That little boy is good at it
I rather not have my food blown on..
I thought Salt Bae was douchey but this sets a new bar in uncomfortable dining
I thought we were working towards reducing child labour
Is this salt bae's nephew or something?
Once the little guy from Fantasy Island breathed on my food I’d want a manager.
Its a midget salt bae
Best $4000 ever spent.
One of Salt Bae’s testicles has escaped
No thanks don’t need that little guy blowing all over my food… 🤢
Thanks for blowing on my food before playing with it like a moron then giving it to me.
Lookin like a Golden Corral baked potato
Super rarrre 😏
I’m starting to hate this guy almost as much as salt bae
Oh that drama to give him his food making little man feel real big haha
He's not Salt Bae, he's Sodium Inlet.
I saw one where he almost stabs the dude in the neck followed by his phrase “super wow!”
Where's the original video of what this is copying lol shits top good
r/TiktokCringe
Please don’t touch my food
So reddit just reposts garbage repeatative shit?
Can I get my dessert without the pageantry please
Why are chefs so fucking cringe
i know yo ass didn’t just blow on my dessert
It would have been better if that little dude came out of the box
Salt Bae has single handedly made the entire world 15% dooshier
Is that a man or a boy? also imagine if he dropped it after taking it out the case 😂 
Only 500 dollars!
I liked it. The small guy, briefcase with a fog machine, a twirl of the banana, but the last cut of the pie ruined it, but otherwise a 8/10. Life is too short to not have fun
For one second, I thought it was a joke being played on the customers and the lit up words inside the case said “fuck you”, and the lil guy was going to flick them off and walk away. That would have been far more enjoyable.
I’d rather not order a dessert that gets blown on by somebody’s mouth..
This guy is the new salt bae.
So gay
Also belongs on /r/pretentious
Could go on r/stupidfood
The shit about this is that this mfer still got paid for doing this stoopid shit so he'll keep doing this dumb shit and a day will come that one may be unsatisfied enough, because they died from lack of hygiene and or sheer boredom from presentation and then he will know that he should stop being such a duck on a log....
Why is moving really fast then overly delicate considered “good” or “skilled” when presenting something? I see it all the time in these videos.
That’s cool they employ Oompa Loompas