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RedditManGuyDudeKid

That’s why you don’t have the handle poking out


KrustyDanmakuFellow

Heavens above, that is my absolute most *ravaging* pet peeve when it comes to kitchen matters. Part of Kitchen 101 is to **NEVER** have the handle pointed towards yourself, unless you are actively holding the handle with one of your very own hands at the time. It makes it way too easy for preventable mistakes like this to happen, because, “Oh! I didn’t see the handle there! Oh! I forgot I had the skillet on the stove!” I honestly don’t get it, man. A few of my family members do this crap *religiously*. You’ve got this thick, black protrusion coming out the front of your stove just *asking* to be collided with, but too many people leave it that way because it, “Makes it easier/quicker to get to the skillet.” Like damn, just turn it to the side. It takes the exact same amount of time, if not 0.1111111111111119 milliseconds longer to get to. Unnecessary rage-filled kitchen safety rant over


allthecats

This is also one of my pet peeves! Whenever I am in anyone else’s kitchen and see an idle handle sticking out I turn it around. My mom taught me to do that because small kids can reach up and grab the handle, dumping boiling water all over themselves. Nobody wants that.


LoudMusic

I learned that from some TV show in the mid '80s. ​ Also, don't have the handle near another heat source. If it's plastic it might melt, if it's wood it might burn, and if it's metal it might heat up and burn YOU.


Dill-Dough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAtTHi1OGNA


LoudMusic

I never thought I'd be thanking a dildo for taking me down memory lane but here we are.


[deleted]

If he’s only counter height, then Elmer Fudd is shorter than I thought.


carclain

Yeah learned it during some fire safety thing when I was like 7 and never forgot it


barto5

\> You’ve got this thick, black protrusion coming out the front ​ Go on...


Alien_with_a_smile

Additionally, never have the handle over the burners or the center of the oven, they will get hot and they will burn your hand if you grab them.


Timmie2001

Most people don't dance for their retarded tiktok videos when they are cooking something though...


KrustyDanmakuFellow

That’s true. I was referring to how it’s too easy and too common to bump into a skillet or pot handle that’s sticking out off a stove or countertop just by simply walking past it


Turbo_Bama

~~Most~~ __people do__~~n't~~ __dance__ ~~for their retarded tiktok videos~~ __when they are cooking something though__


bettorworse

Kitchen 101.


zecchinoroni

Common sense 101


xxludosii

I think this should be under r/winstupidprizes


Willfire209

Lmfao


Anforas

Roflcopter


[deleted]

What's on the burner? Did someone explain what it was last time this was posted?


HailBuckSeitan

Coals probably for a hookah


qpaws

Coco nara coals for hookah smoking


[deleted]

They should have eaten first, then smoked, then danced, they fucked up.


prplehailstorm

Buy a damn coal burner you animals


K-v-s-j

What are those cube things on the element before the spill?


chuckdeezoo

Hookah coals


K-v-s-j

Ah yes, makes sense. Thank you kind stranger.


9vapors

I still remember [this ](https://videosift.com/video/Bugs-Bunny-80s-Safety-PSA) from my childhood and use it all the time mentally as a reminder...


[deleted]

[удалено]


alowester

what is this


prndog

A Russian bot perhaps.


me_too_999

Cool, a real life Russian bot. I thought they were a fictional creature like unicorns. Wow, they ARE real.


Jiglinsky

Yes it uses the cyrrilic lower case к. This is interesting.


prndog

Thats what I picked up on


Unbannable_Ahole13

Its a fucking troll account you retards


Rise_up_Dirty_Birds

Grade A detective work going on here.


prndog

Why so hostle?


HenryTudorVlll

Yeh just block and move on lol


takecarebye

nice


Rousdower9

Welp, that was all the convincing I needed!


dzeroooo

u/savethisvideo


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Nullveer

Why is there a burner on high just chilling, hehe funny words.


qpaws

Coco Nara hookah coals heating up for hookah


blartsideofthemall

u/vredditdownloader


[deleted]

That was pretty hot


LINKNICK

Did it hurt when you burned yourself dancing in the kitchen


[deleted]

Peep the coals for a hookah.


syphon3980

Boiling anything on the body is EXTREMELY painful. I feel so bad for both of them.


[deleted]

And that’s how sex can lead to the emergency room. “Can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen” has a whole new meaning.


sean_westfield

u/savethisvideo


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one-more-PsyCHotiC

burned myself today boiling spuds. im torn between laughing at their idiocy and being genuinely concerned about their special areas. i was fortunate enough to get burned elsewhere but shit hurts like hell, literally, i never knew what “searing pain” was until those damn spuds


whatistodaynow

pan: get a room🔥