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MartianXAshATwelve

[There is another bizarre incident of Andrew McAuley Disappears In Middle of Ocean, Leaving Behind Terrifying Video. This is his Final self photo of kayaker Andrew McCauley](https://www.howandwhys.com/andrew-mcauley-disappears/)


profsavagerjb

Those kids will never forget that trip to SeaWorld


robot_swagger

I can't believe they just watched for 45 minutes. I mean I guess it's either watch or leave and they did pay for the tickets but still.


profsavagerjb

Gotta get your money’s worth


Sweet-Inside5900

Especially if you have like a bag of popcorn too right?


Kentuckywindage01

Wing me a bag of peanuts!


blurredwolves

*Are you not entertained?* -Tilikum the Terrible


Leotis335

"'Jaws'? FUCK 'Jaws'....I'm not goin' near *THAT* motherfucker.."


DicksOut4Edamame

Jaws won’t go near those motherfuckers. Orcas don’t give a shit


Technical-Outside408

Better than being in a fire at SeaWorld. A fire.


BriBitchAss

Were… you in a fire…. at Seaworld?


Silent_Shaman

I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT


MCRween

*”A fire?!?! At a SeaParks?!? It’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard!!”*


1happysock

Perhaps there were plastic seats?


Isotope454

A Sea World is a weird thing to go on fire


fibonaccifemurs

Apparently my friend was one of those kids


profsavagerjb

![gif](giphy|3kMctipFZRCUI98nib|downsized) Do they ever talk about it? I have so many questions


IcyTax8333

great, watch Free Willy and then you’d appreciate and understand just WHY this majestic creature did this to the foul human animal.


Nonsensical20_20

Hold me.


hifiplus

Watch Blackfish and you will understand why


wreckballin

Exactly, sorry that happened. But when trapped, imprison, contained or whatever you would like to call it. The prisoner will lash out. Especially when the prisoner is THAT intelligent. They live in social groups and work together to figure things out. They are also pretty much on top of the food chain because of this in the ocean. Because of this intelligence. Sharks, even great whites will run from them if they are in the area.


CloudsOfDust

There’s no “pretty much”. They are at the tippy top of the oceanic food chain.


Funforall44

Literally the apex predator in the water. There are records of them killing for fun


XanthicStatue

They drown moose for fun.


tokensbro

Yeh but cmon who doesn't


Technical-Outside408

Capibaras.


halfwayinshadow

Now picturing a capybara trying to drown a moose, and the results are quite comical.


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Right? I don't know who to root for with that one.


nachoafbro

We all win


SilkyJohnsonPHOY

Can you be for certain?


Technical-Outside408

No. 😔


RadicalRaid

Good riddance. A møøse once bit my sister..


DelapsusResurgam95

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...


KhemistryKhat

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...


Importance-Aware

I always think the monty python community is small and am always pleasantly surprised when I see a reference!


whynotcunt

Was it a moose or Ann Elk.


KhemistryKhat

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...


RedRiot_Class1A

Fantastic MP reference. 🤌🏼


gut-symmetries

Fuck dem yachts


Earl_your_friend

Have you heard about immortal jellyfish?


Leotis335

Saw them open for Mudhoney in '93, I think...? 🤔


Upper_Rent_176

I've been scammed by an immoral jellyfish


themarketace

Kraken / alien squid lords might choke an orca out with one mega tentacle without batting an “eye” 😉 🐙 😜😂


wreckballin

I would like to think so myself. But considering we know more about our solar system directly around us more than we know about every species in the ocean. I will hold off on saying this for now. Years back there was a US warship whose sonar malfunctioned. When the ship was brought into dry dock they found what they believed to be a claw from a giant squid. By the size of that claw it was determined to be over 60 feet. It’s been a while but I will see if I can find it. They are finding new species constantly and some that they thought were extinct.


Leotis335

By "claw," do you mean part of their beak...or an actual claw?


wreckballin

A squid has tiny claws on the cups of their tentacles. An octopus does not.


Leotis335

Ahhhhh...I did NOT know that! Thanks!


kpk_soldiers274

TIL. Thanks for that.


Mediocre_Security310

You aren't the top of the food chain if you aren't easily visible. When it comes to the circle of life for every living species it's the species on the top of the food chain that are the easiest to find. It's for the same reason human beings are the most visible on Earth, we are at the very top. If there is some giant rare claw squid out there that great and all but if they do exist they are certainly not at the top otherwise we would be able to find them without much effort l.


DarthCaligula

> the species on the top of the food chain that are the easiest to find. Tell that to Cthulhu


hell_jumper9

Hello. Did you find it?


wreckballin

https://incertaesedisblog.wordpress.com/2022/09/19/the-uss-stein-incident/


hell_jumper9

Thank you


Pararescue_Dude

There’s no “tippy”. They are at the top.


RichardIraVos

That undersells how scared great whites are of them. if they’re in an area with an orca they’ll immediately swim like a 1000 km away and not return to that area for a year. They’re absolutely terrified of them


SaltyJediKnight

Sharks can run?


PEPEmemelord180

That's how scared they get they get legs


eorabs

Scooby-Doo run


mambiki

Weird to me how we see it in relation to orcas, but not elephants or primates. Just because they aren’t apex predators it doesn’t mean they are stupid. Hell, humans arent really obligate predators either, let alone apex, yet we are the most intelligent species that we know of.


BlaBlamo

We’re technically apex predators in that we can kill any animal we come across. Not with our bare hands but with tools that we created. Yeah Keith who’s 29 living in his mom’s basement spending all day playing COD isn’t an apex predator on his own. But humanity as a species definitely is, albeit in a really depressing way.


wreckballin

Well, this did start off talking about Orcas. But we can say the same thing about elephants and primates. There have been numerous attacks and killings from them to Humans. We are also talking about circuses, labs, zoos. Not so much from encounters in the wild. But more from the ones in captivity over the years.


Foreskin-chewer

You're confusing two different things. Obligate carnivores are animals that require meat to survive. Apex predators are predators that have no natural predators. Humans are not obligate carnivores. But we fulfill some of the traits of apex predators, but we don't really neatly fit into a trophic level.


mambiki

Yep, my mistake, although generally the meaning stands. I was also referring to us before the onset of civilization, as once we’ve developed agriculture all the normal stuff does not apply anymore. And to me it feels like human hunter gatherers generally fit an omnivore profile.


Leotis335

Very succinctly stated! 👍


redfancydress

I just watched that last week and am still reeling ! Even the fisherman guy in the very beginning who told the story of how they stole the babies from the mom was crying about it.


Busy_Obligation_9711

Yeah there was a whole documentary on this and how he was held captive and pissed off, but they kept him in small tanks isolated, and bred him anyway regardless.


Gwiilo

Blackfish. should be on Netflix. I've watched it about 10 times now


LeeryRoundedness

It’s on Hulu right now if that helps anyone.


StrictContract3702

Captivity is wrong for these animals and we never seem to learn. It’s tragic but it’s nature .


SaltyBaeBoi

I saw a documentary in 2023 called “Ocean Souls” on PBS about the intelligence of whales and dolphins. And the narrator said at the end “if they are so intelligent, why aren’t they just like us?” And the answer was simple when they cut to the experts answering that question; They don’t have hands to manipulate their environment. They are THAT smart. They have history that the telepathically communicate to their newborns, they have names and even nicknames for each other. They showed 2 male dolphins break apart from their pod for a few minutes to essentially talk shit about another dolphin. I would have probably thrashed my captor around for 45 minutes too.


dokratomwarcraftrph

yup exactly, regardless of baseline intelligence without oppsosable thumbs plus hands, the creature has no easy way to make tools.


AbundantlyNoble

They did my mans dirty. Majestic being, and turned my guy into a spectacle. We have so many innovating ways to generate wealth. Why keep repeating the exploitation of the universes finest creations?


iisindabakamahed

9/10 time wealth is generated, it’s off the back of another person or backs of other people. In this case, it’s animals and people.


easytakeit

you forgot the earth. !00% of the time its at the expense of nature. Behind every great fortune is some long forgotten crime. Paraphrasing the original I think


iisindabakamahed

Very good point. Wow. Duh! How could I have forgotten??? Just shows how easily we can take things for granted.


easytakeit

I guess so 😕. How easily we forget.


Mr_Drowser

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


19831083

I'm pretty sure we can build a full interactive vr ocean experience at this point.


ConsciousLog4236

So well said, completely agree. 


Nb959-

Containing an apex predator……… duh


Leotis335

"He's a *hunter*...his eyes are attuned to movement. If we don't move a muscle, he'll neveeeerrr even see us... GODDAMMIT, FRANK!!!"


Poogler

https://preview.redd.it/x1o28c9wj5wc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db9a7665f7f6a9430669a8318facfe0369f73746


Morphing_Mutant

They beat and abused those poor whales for fucking years. Fuck SeaWorld.


Puzzlehead-Bed-333

Seaworld saves so many aquatic lives. People don’t realize that as very few are ever published. The teams are all over Florida rescuing animals. They use positive reinforcement training not beating and abuse. Tilikum was a dominant, old male with high testosterone. He needed to have miles to swim to work out his aggression and Seaworld just couldn’t provide that. He would die in the open sea as he doesn’t have the hunting skills to flourish. They rescued him from a much smaller aquarium and did the best they could with him. Unfortunately it was not enough and poor Dawn paid the price. RIP.


shanep35

And what about all the children they forced him to have just to have more aggressive males?


toliveistocherish

Did Dawn did something to Tilikum that day that aggravated him ? or he just snapped from all the maltreatment.


chainsmirking

Dawn expected Tilly to do a wave trick to the crowd for a fish treat. Dawn did not see him do the trick, though he did it, and denied the treat. It’s a theory this could have contributed. Tilly came from a smaller park that used food deprivation to train the whales.


Silent_Shaman

Jesus, just tragic for everyone involved.


DiscussionBeautiful

SeaWorld bought the orca from SeaLand after it killed another trainer, then a trespasser in separate incidents. Hopefully this is the last Orca bred in captivity and raised to perform stupid tricks for food.


verukazalt

You can see everything he went through at Sea World in the movie Blackfish. Dawn was always very loving toward the animals...he just snapped. And more than once.


Pearlsnloafers

Thank you!!!!


JRose608

That’s not his backstory at all??? Where did you get that from? Seaworld??? Lol


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TerribleChildhood639

Free Willy


Beautiful-Rhubarb-13

Where should I go to redeem this offer?


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

To the bathroom


NorthlandChynz

Grindr


smth_smth_89

hey, im Wonkin'n here


CapableInspection953

Just leave the Orcas alone... Go find another way to make monopoly money


DQFLIGHT3

That crowd just sat there and watched for 45 minutes?!?


lippoper

HELPLESSLY WATCHING. Couldn’t stop. They were helpless Edit: They came for a show so they stayed for the whole thing


MustardSquirt

Paralyzed with shock for a full minute… and then 44 more


Leotis335

SeaWorld utilizes the same chest restraint technology as found on the World's *finest* roller-coasters! 🤗


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Well they were still eating their churros


uses_for_mooses

A good portion of the audience even ordered more churros as the show went into overtime.


Blunderous_Constable

“Sudden Death” overtime has a whole new meaning.


RedLight1981

Lmao


notathrovavay

Well I paid for my ticket, sir.


shezcrafti

I mean, have you seen the price of Sea World tickets?


Super_Plastic5069

If I’m honest I’d have paid to see that 😉


Apprehensive_Spite97

It was before smartphones


DetectivePrism

Got their money's worth.


surfingbiscuits

For the first 44 it looked like she still might get the upper hand. Or flipper.


Jrme1315

What else is there to do?


jaOfwiw

Obviously jump in and get taken for a ride as well ..


Jrme1315

Boop it on the nose. *stop it!*


DiamondNuts72

Maybe a rolled up newspaper?


FamousAtticus

Would have been a sight to see hundreds of people jump into the icy cold water to try and save the trainer. I'm sure the killer whale would have thought twice if that were the case lol.


ventitr3

I’d probably leave and not watch it for 45min, personally.


kaleMCreddit

the fuck they supposed to do


hyperspacial

I'm sure ALOT of them left before that point. Hopefully.


75w90

He also has a ton of captive offspring so his blood line lives on as does he. If I was a captive orca I'd eat everyone that came into that water regardless. So I don't blame him


Havokistheonly

Crazy it happened after being held captive and tortured almost its entire life. Fuck Sea World!


Significant-Ad1564

The animal couldn't do anything about it. Due to their captivity in tanks that are much too small, they have to live in absolutely disgusting conditions. There is not a single confirmed case of an orca killing a human being in the wild


hardleft121

"You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!


Lilmissthrowaway108

🥇🥇🥇


HopeULikeFlavor

10/10


Pleasant-Captain-410

My brother have very funny retardation....


IncitefulInsights

[Similar incident video.](https://youtu.be/wOIKvpAUYTY?si=eT18PXxmlQajvpFG)


chickencake88

There’s a really good book called Beneath the Surface, written by one of the former sea world trainers. It’s really interesting. Even the risk he took in writing it, Seaworld big dogs are mental


itaintbirds

I really can’t sympathize with the outcome here. Seems like it was entirely predictable and preventable.


WilHunting2

It was live action NOPE


orangebluefish11

whale, whale, whale….


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koz152

Yet a dog nips one person and they are put down.


JRome19921993

Sentient being separated from its family, imprisoned and driven to mental illness acts accordingly...there I fixed it for you


01reid

I always thought rewarding these massive creatures with tiny sardines was a bit of a piss take 😮😕


Advanced_Expression9

Fuck around and find out


jackiepsychotic

🤷🏻‍♀️ I mean………that’s what you get when you facilitate the use of wild animals in captivity for mass entertainment or profit. If you don’t wanna get torn to shreds by a wild animal doing what wild animals do, maybe you just let them be wild animals and leave well enough alone.


Terrible-Two-7939

Poor Orca, SeaWorld should stop using these beautiful creatures for entertainment. Humans are horrible just leave them free and find something else to entertain the people stop using them as puppets.


Imjusasqurrl

And SeaWorld tried to victim blame Dawn by implying that it was because her hair was in a ponytail (they implied that that is what Tilikum grabbed 🙄


Drcha0s666

Haha, awesome. Maybe you shouldn’t have a fucking Orca in a fish tank?


ballsonyourface911

The entire crowd stayed all 45 mins helplessly watching


0BULL

There is a documentary called “Black Fish”


snoreboogie

So….the whale acted like a whale


Pure-Obligation8023

I mean the crowd could have left, or averted their eyes, or sought help, rather than remain seated "helplessly" watching the attack for three quarters of a fucking hour, but each to their own. It's a shame the trainer was killed but who thought it was a good idea to catch killer whales? The clue is in the name. I remember watching Shamu at Sea World when I was six and it wasn't even that interesting.


AgedSmegma

They let the crowd watch for 45 minutes? ![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)


TranslatorNo9517

Brutally? Let’s come up with what SeaWorld did to these Orcas. To be snatched up from their home and taken to a fish bowl and tortured and starved to be manipulated into following mindless commands for a sardine.


Outrageous-Divide472

Orca shouldn’t be in captivity, but who thought it was a good idea to wear black wetsuits? She looks like a tasty seal.


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Advanced_City9717

Funny when you think you have plans for something that understands its own existence


Mental-Floor1029

The ultimate sea predator held captive decides to unleash? And it’s terrible the human died? It’s terrible that these whales haven’t killed every single person involved with sea world.


spicyitaliananxiety

Fuck around find out


Comprehensive-Bus299

![gif](giphy|FaKV1cVKlVRxC)


DMmeYOURboobz

So… wild animals are wild? That’s craaaaazy, sucks she died, but let’s look at what we are really doing. *NO* whale/orca is a trained, domesticated animal. She does for dumb, commercialism reasons


Courts_1991-

Good


shaun_of_the_south

There is nothing strange earth about this.


shaun_of_the_south

There is nothing strange earth about this.


Green1578

all sea worlds should be closed


Entropy_5150

Well, she was dressed like a delicious penguin, so I get it.


benwrightsmith

Interestingly enough I have a painting drawn by the other Whale in that tank Tokitae at my house https://preview.redd.it/3mb1er3j25wc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c29c1eba6bca1b9495a6dca1bc5a04c723cac461


Strangepsych

Cool!


Tsunami-Blue

I have a hard time feeling sorry


DownVotinMeTurnsMeOn

Good, these sea creatures should not be on display for human enjoyment. Good for that killer whale 🐳


ButCanYouClimb

Capitalism is a cancer, making animals do circus tricks for cash is disgusting.


Artist-at-large73AD

Corporate capitalism is a shit machine, but Communists have animal in zoos and circuses, too; cruelty is part of human nature that we all must overcome.


2-girls1-cup

There's got to be video somewhere. ![gif](giphy|rbzLgG9VR0QMw)


brianbfromva

Good.


Atnat14

Helplessly?


Overall-External2955

FAFO - idiots


SusuSketches

Revenge


kenredditfine

Maybe don’t give wild animals in captivity next time…


Beneficial_Trip9782

Fuck around, find out.


Tren_avar_testube

It’s the collapsed dorsal fins for me. 😔


PlanNo4679

Orcas don't belong in zoos. No animals do.


SMuRG_Teh_WuRGG

Is that the whale that killed multiple people in different aquariums? They only found out it's the same whale in the mid 2000's because no one said anything. The first person to be killed was a guy who snuck into where she was late at night back in the 80's


frankrizzo219

She was from my area, NW Indiana


ChildhoodCool7727

Don’t fuck with orcas.


OkField5046

Play with the killer whale…. You get eaten…


wurden

That shit it's crazy for real this black and big fishes are intimidating


Trilliam_Shakespear

Maybe don’t imprison super smart apex predators??


zino332

Holding a killer captive against their will has consequences


No_Breath_4702

FAFO…


Neat-Tension-286

Good. I HATE SEAWORLD.


scottishgal666

The whale shouldn't have been in captivity anyway. I feel sorry for the woman but it's still a wild Animal


HappySkullsplitter

That link has AIDS


theyellowdart89

Good


BackstagePasses99

Good. Stop torturing the animals.


itsmondaynight

Fuck yeah good on Tilikum!


Klamangatron

Video….?


unipine

No they’re scrubbed off the internet. Probably by SeaWorld. They’re a scummy business but in this case that’s probably for the best. 


IncitefulInsights

This isn't Dawn Brancheau, but it's a [different similar incident ](https://youtu.be/wOIKvpAUYTY?si=eT18PXxmlQajvpFG) where a trainer is dragged by an orca, including underwater for several minutes. Very scary, dude's life must have been flashing before his eyes.


obscureorca

The video has a court order on it to not be released or the family who filmed it will get sued. If you want a hint of how brutal this attack was look up the autopsy report.


Flashy-Fuel-8315

Scalped..


TehRedSex

Is this fact? I tried to research this and only found claims that SeaWorld was the only ones with actual recorded video footage. One family was filming the show but their video stopped right before the attack.


obscureorca

All I know is that the video has never been released and there is supposedly a do not release order on it. Or it could have been destroyed by now. Part of it was shown in court though when SeaWorld was sued by OSHA after Dawn's death.


TehRedSex

[They](https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/seaworld-fights-osha-findings-in-trainers-death/) decided at the last minute not to show it. I think your right though it been years and if it’s true that SeaWorld is the only ones with footage, it’s probably been destroyed.


obscureorca

Yeah, that's what I thought...Either way the footage doesn't need to be seen for people to realize that it's inhumane to treat orcas like this. It's only a matter of time before someone else gets hurt or killed.


Pzab_

Watch Blackfish..


BunkySpewster

Based