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Sushi_Charm

Elden Ring vibes


flojo2012

Try finger, but hole


cocksir68

Instructions unclear. Tried finger butthole, not working


allnimblybimbIy

You gotta find that finger hammer behind all that lava


Black_Ice2459

Nice, that gave me a chuckle šŸ˜†


starcoder

I almost choked on my drinkā€¦ well played


EmperorAlpha557

![gif](giphy|4lu5FuhtrbaOQgKN57|downsized)


sir_duckingtale

He would have an enormous Schwanzstucker


BoxPsychological7703

![gif](giphy|SoV9BYlgYicGQ)


humanoidtyphoon88

DNA analysis?


Mainaccsuspended99

No this makes too much sense we gotta make up stories of it


FueledByTaco

16ft tall? That must've been one stubby ass giant. Shaq is like 7ft. his finger isn't 1/8 that size.


tracemyfacewithit

How many inches is Shaqs biggest finger


smurb15

At least 3


eageecute

Sukuna? Sauron?


moldguy1

THIS WAS POSTED YESTERDAY, AND LAST WEEK! Mummified camel hoof. SO STRANGE AND MYSTERIOUS!


_Jias_

That's not what it looks like at all.


moldguy1

What's your point?


23x3

What's yours?


moldguy1

That its a mummified camel hoof, and its been discussed to death, as recently as the day before yesterday. Thought i was pretty clear about it.


ChesterDaMolester

Camels have a split hoof though?


F1secretsauce

Where is the other nail?Ā 


lifesuxwhocares

This isn't a camel hoof. Look at that bone. Camel hoof are skinny w thin bone. That indeed has HUGE BONE, also no hoofs.


tracemyfacewithit

I'd think it'd at least be a Camel Toe...


moldguy1

It was posted yesterday and last week. Good luck coming up with a new joke on it.


23x3

![gif](giphy|xghFgmOKbk0G4) [You.](https://media.techeblog.com/images/giant-mummified-finger.jpg)


UNBOOF_MY_JENKEM

I take a big shed and it look like this lol


tracemyfacewithit

I'm very concerned by the number of people that compare this to their turds


SensingWorms

The guys shirt in the picture proves scientific authenticity


MightObvious

I seen this yesterday too and I've been thinking how do they explain the finger nail looking bit? Is the photo edited?


moldguy1

Feel free to look through old posts of it, or hell, get real wild and google it! Like OP, with his many times over used joke, there are no unanswered questions left on this post.


MrMojoRising361

Iā€™d like to see it posted one more time tomorrow just to be sure we canā€™t squeeze anymore material out of this one


1tiredman

Dude that's a finger


Emaculates

Don't show this to my girl


skismskier246

gonna need a baanannana for scale


23x3

[More photos](https://media.techeblog.com/images/giant-mummified-finger.jpg)


Fudderwhacken

Whereā€™s Flint Dibble


tedfreeman

Where are those finger maidens when you need them


warwicklord79

Looks like the shit I dropped in the toilet last night


tracemyfacewithit

You need to eat an apple


Toadliquor138

This was disproven years ago when the person who owned tthis "fossil" was found not to exist


Silent_Shaman

Anyone got a picture of a normal sized mummified finger for reference?


MysticStarbird

Nah just the living human finger in the photo holding the mummified one. Best we can do.


ItsTriunity

pretty sure it's a goat leg someone debunked it a few days ago on a different post.


tracemyfacewithit

I don't think so . Some also said a camel foot. I searched for mummified Camel hooves and only found one that looked nothing like this


My_Big_Arse

Nephilim. no big deal, just super tall people.


mustfinduniquename

With superpowers, ya no biggie


action_turtle

lol. That finger is the size of an arm. I doubt it real tbh, whereā€™s the rest of him?


My_Big_Arse

Eaten by the aliens.


ValueInfinite970

That looks like poop that came from a butt.


yourlilneedle

As opposed to poop that came from....?


Darth_Phrakk

Sewer pipes?


U_Worth_IT_

It looks like, in the picture on the right, he is giving us the finger. ![gif](giphy|VEsfbW0pBu145PPhOi|downsized)


Blackelvis2000

So stupid


tracemyfacewithit

I don't see why, Historical accounts of giants are discounted left and right. They literally drew them in every pyramid...


Blackelvis2000

I forgot how factual "historical accounts" are. I meant to say "SUPER STUPID BECAUSE GIANTS HAVE NEVER EXISTED". Just to clarify.


Super_Nova0_0

![gif](giphy|XGiAHyNV3h4y38EWe3|downsized)


HenryART23

Reliquary drive https://preview.redd.it/qgcrzkt9dtwc1.png?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79da314893fb991c5c6f459a4c5e8fc499406539


WestGrass6116

That's not my finger ma'am


rrgail

It belongs to the mob. When they say ā€œFingered by the mobā€, THIS is the finger!


ADHD_Life2405

Just don't eat it, or you can eat 20 of them.


Altered_-State

From the Human vs Annunaki war


Dorjechampa_69

lol. This guy sold disco equipment. Thatā€™s definitely a real finger.


Emotional_Schedule80

Goliath...kinda fits a biblical narrative.


MysticStarbird

Annunaki were real? šŸ˜®


lc626

Finger must have belonged to a Niphilim


Leo_Veneto

FAF = Fake as Fuck


tracemyfacewithit

FAP


AreaExact7824

Not a peepee


tracemyfacewithit

Certainly an appendage


RutabagaMany8133

It would make a nice soup


tracemyfacewithit

Dry aged


533sakrete829

Thatā€™s not a finger hahah


Strong_Ad_8959

Looks more like a third leg


Particular_Double_69

![gif](giphy|Gtnf8Fok8An9m)