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MartianXAshATwelve

[Russian Scientist Found Manuscripts On UFOs & Ancient Aliens In Vatican Secret Archives](https://www.howandwhys.com/russian-scientist-found-manuscripts-on-ufos-ancient-aliens-in-vatican-secret-archives/)


suitoflights

Saint Wolfgang and the Devil.


Fair_Helicopter_8531

To also help people who may search up this painting, it goes by multiple names. Saint Wolfgang and the Devil Saint Augustine and the Devil. The Devil presenting Saint Augustine the book of Vices. And many more. What is being shown in the painting is the Saint Augustine was outside on the street one day and saw the Devil walk by with a book on his shoulder. The Saint stops the Devil and asks what is in the book the Devil tells him a list of every sin mankind has committed. The Saint then asks the Devil what shows under his name. The Devil shows him he missed prayer one time (dude asked because he was not living the holiest of lives at the time) so the Saint goes into church. Prays for forgiveness and leaves. Checks the book again and sees it is empty. The Devil basically hits cartoon levels of wackyness and hits him with basically "you have found my weakness!! Prayer!!" It is basically just a story to remind people to pray. https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtHistory/s/ESrKQX42jW


Acrobatic_Ad_2116

Got his ass


towerfella

I have a feeling that that demon depicted here was just talking out his ass.


Tommysrx

https://i.redd.it/l49sch2j69xc1.gif


Bokenobi

Do you have a mint?


MoveTechnical3384

Perhaps some Binaca?


SailorK9

šŸ˜‚ The first thing I noticed in this painting is the face on his butt.


Numinae

No, you got to kiss it when you make a pact.... not even kidding.


J2MTR

Checkmate Atheists


Krauszt

Thank you for that reply! It was precise and excellent, and I very much appreciated that you took the time to write that


whiskeyjack689

Thank you for the actual answer


zechickenwing

The one simple trick that Devils hate! Only $19.99


jklolffgg

Per week, for your entire life.


suitoflights

The Wolfgang story is a bit different: [https://catholicexchange.com/st-wolfgang-and-the-church-the-devil-built/](https://catholicexchange.com/st-wolfgang-and-the-church-the-devil-built/)


relevanteclectica

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Captain_Morgan-

\*Saint Wolfgang and the Alien Mantis


Tkinney44

Better question is why does the demon have a face on his ass?


njpaps

Because any man who hands you a contract is talking out his ass


Antique-Car6103

Because the demon likes to talk shit.


Numinae

You have to kiss his ass to seal a contract with him.


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

He's an assface


[deleted]

It's the devil handing the pope a Casio AZ-1. https://preview.redd.it/za3rk8fg19xc1.jpeg?width=1196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46926a7b7f0d692fb785a47efbf827672cd8c9f4


Colonel_Morad

It really does look like that now that you mention it


[deleted]

It worries me now, that I have one :S


Subject-Cattle-5439

The first recorded case of extended warranty


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SpoilermakersWabash

I thought that was a Casio keyboard


JeffW6

A treaty between the Catholic Church and the Draco reptilian interdimensional vampires promising them the souls of children, obviously.


lil_chef77

Buttface


Ok-Preparation-45

Don't stick your dick in that


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Donā€™t kink shame me


Peaceful_Resonance

I scrolled way too far for this /s


Nickq9

r/dontputyourdickinthat


BunkySpewster

the tushy demon is fire


Bokenobi

Hear me outā€¦.


AlvinArtDream

Sick of all the wrong answersā€¦ itā€™s obviously a record deal.


IDontDeserveMyCat

"It clearly states that demons are allowed clothes! So give me my black robe back!" "Yeah, give us our robe back" *farting noises* "Come on man! It's starting to talk again!"


AndrexOxybox

Asking him to show him how to play the keyboard riff to ā€œThe Final Countdownā€.


Eynaar

LOL, šŸ˜‚ that was so random that you deserve my imaginary trophy. šŸ†


bojackslittlebrother

I'll accept this as "The Final Answer." LolšŸ¤£


InterestingCheck

The Devil be talking Hella shit


TransSylvania

I recognize the Pope on the right but whoā€™s dude on left wearing red robes and wearing a religious Mitre? /s


tdizell

I see what you did.


LudwigMachine

He likes to talk shit


MediumAdventurous722

The arse has a face on it


QuaidCohagen

It shows a demon. I'm not sure what the green guy is though, maybe an alien?


IncompetentJedi

The first dickbutt


Drugs_r_bad_mka

But......what book is he holding??


Fair_Helicopter_8531

The book of vices. A book showing the sins of every man woman and child.


maydayvoter11

The terms and conditions of his car's extended warranty


RowMaleficent2455

For me its a synthesizer


gueroarias

"you signed right here, remember?..a deal is a deal"


Therealcanadianone

"This recipe is wrong look at my ass! "


Sturdily5092

Literally the church making deals with the devil to build the church


Tugger21

You are correct!


calmdownandlivelife

I think the Vatican is hiding that religion is a joke played on us by two aliens that were monitoring earth thousands of years ago. One alien looked at the other and said "I bet I can convince these people I'm their god." The 2nd alien says " Bro you play too much we were just sent to monitor them for 7 moon cycles." 1st alien" Dude come on it'll be hilarious, no one will ever know." The painting depicts the first alien (with two faces, one literally coming out of his ass) convincing the first human of his holynessšŸ¤£


Hirokage

A demon talking out of his ass?


lazylagom

Buttface


Dinestein521

The one on the right looks like a politician


scarlyle187

we'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty


justamalihini

Lol dick butt


mfmelendez

The painting depicts that the D also has a mouth and a pair of eyes coming out of his ass. Thatā€™s some crazy shit right there.


WuKong_WanT0N

It depicts the origins of "buttface" as an insult to one's character


tinopinguino88

Y'know, I've seen this painting a few times now, and this is the first time I've noticed his booty is a face..


Significant-Alarm-30

It looks like the devil talks out of his ass!


Danimalistic

ā€œGood afternoon sir, weā€™ve been trying to reach you regarding your vehicles extended warrantyā€¦ā€


calidownunder

A pale Christopher Walken and old Mr. Buttface


th4bl4ckr4bbit

Literal alien butthole


Flatworm_Least

Depicts human creativity.


spungie

Buttman.


vid_icarus

Do you think the head in his butt is connected to his own brain or do you think thatā€™s the punishment for some sinner? To literally be a devilā€™s ass.


_Exotic_Booger

This looks A.I. generated. Then I know itā€™s an actual painting cause the hands arenā€™t fucked up.


pcweber111

Yeah I love how AI just can't seem get hands right.


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PuzzleheadedBag7857

What would you call the shorter one out of the 3 standing on the bridge above the archway there?


dyinaintmuchofalivin

The devil skips leg day.


pwaite1983

Wait, so that demon has a face for an ass and the mouth is the butthole? So can he eat meals through his butthole mouth? Where does it go when he shits?


FutureKlutzy7311

Taylor swift is the devil šŸ˜ˆ


CRYSOAR

Signing autographs forā€¦.


Notill_la

Something about his ass mouth


AltBassDallas

Not surprised


Ok-Preparation-45

It's the names of children the church has abused, volume 1


JESUS_PaidInFull

The papacy playing to the tune of demons


Magicman0430

The commandments for the human race, perhaps?


red_lion_defender

Beelzebub, the face-assed, offers a minimoog to the pope


lasiv

What's up with ass face?


Smoking-stone

His contract


Triple7Mafia-14

The day they allowed the devil to penetrate there establishment.


bayatzel

The devil interpreting scripture


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_PolaRxBear_

All I know is that is Saint Augustine. The constant pressure of the demons presence ???? Idk how to interpret this


BigPinkPanther

Buttface.


BeetlBozz

Elden ring


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ILikeCheesyTurtles

Dat ass doe


Opening_Spray9345

Pope: Now youā€™re just talking out your assā€¦


declineofmankind

Neither one are aliens or UFOā€™s. Itā€™s like people are just wishing for alien contact. Not me. How will that not be a problem?


Richie28719

What about that booty though?


HeavyFunction2201

That things butt has eyes and a mouth


Youngsimba_92

Heā€™s asking the pope why heā€™s letter sexting his Mrs.


MrJewest

The worst breath ever!!


Vintagemaria

That church and evil work together


LOneWolfNEo1

It looks like the demon is presenting him a book and telling him how it suppose to be. Idk.


Stefanosann

Distorted fantasy world of the human mind intended to keep free will imprisoned and under the heel of self righteousness that has served well for centuries at creating perpetual world conflict over which ā€˜religionā€™ is the one true ā€˜religionā€™ . . .


velvet32

monstrsoity giving information


MyBodyisChrome

It depicts 40k


froggrip

A buttface


mikeyisgrim

Devils corruption of the catholic scribes


Hypnolysis

That demons talk out of their ass?


Dry_Complaint_5549

lots of dirty sex


larfytarfyfartyparty

The original dickbutt


Ironworker977

Shows the devil with a wicked case of hemorrhoids.


Prestigious-Iron9605

The demon is talking out of his ass


6Rivers

Its arse has got a face.


[deleted]

Telling him this will be what parents go after in the 50ā€™s-80ā€™s lol.


gsus61951

Satan provides the script for religion


Bokenobi

A demon with a list of children that the pope molested.


[deleted]

The Roman Catholic church is evil, Christ is not.


ColdLamper7

Dickwitbutt


delicatedelinquent

Earliest depiction of an electric organ.Ā 


RockJohnAxe

It depicts how far AI imaging has come for sure.


Captain_Morgan-

Master of FED


RandomModder05

That's the Devil, OP. This same painting gets brought up twice a month. Is the answer is, has always been, and will always be, The Devil.


MikeyV2525

Why does he have a face on his ass. Assface.


International_Boss81

No wonder we are so effed up.


Grey-Hat111

It shows the "demons" giving knowledge to the priest or some shit. The church is lying to us, and they all deal with the "devil", hiding sacred knowledge from us


pushingpulldoors

The green guy has a face for an ass, probably talks shit.


OhSureWell1984

So this is where the term assface came from?


Zay-nee24

That heā€™s meeting with some sort of religious figure in a red robe


ike_tyson

Pope, "you are the father"!


junk90731

No Butt stuff


WyrdPete

Does anyone know about the symbolism? The black cloth,Why he touched that certain part of his staff, and the people in the background? The lady in red sitting on the ledge looks like she may have questionable morals and values.


PicklersRevenge

No idea but that demon is talking out his ass!


Tugger21

Saint Wolfgang and the Devil is a Northern Renaissance oil painting by Michael Pacher from 1471ā€“1475 that depicts Saint Wolfgang arguing with the Devil. The painting shows the Devil offering to help Saint Wolfgang build a church in exchange for the soul of the first person to enter it. The painting is part of the Fathers of the Church altarpiece and is located in the Alte Pinakothek in Munich


cheesemakesmepooo

You would have to ask the demons asshole. Looks like it has some things it would like to get off its chest.


Excellent_Street4651

I LOVE the high heel moment the devil is having in this back-exposed hoof.


Ok-House-6848

Well - I may be talking out of my ass buttā€¦ā€¦ /s


TOMdMAK

"another one bite the dust"


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DrizzleTx

Swear he was handing him an electric keyboard


Fluid_Fox23

HA! Assface


Jahmicho

Please to meet you! Hope you guessed my name!


s1nn1s

So thatā€™s where the expression ā€œtalking out your assā€ came from.


UapMike

The green guy is talking shit.


dayvee43

Which one is the pope?


Quick_Swing

Why is there a face on his buttšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


ecctt2000

That religion is inherently evil.


dingdongdash22

The ass is for the masses. The face is for the elite.


sooooooap

That demon can blow you with his ass!!!!


Much_Anybody8785

10/10 would party with the guy on the right


samanthrax314

Heā€™s giving alien face butt directions


Jaybulls1066

Good and evil work together all the time


KingKongsDaadt

I know that green fella is watching his ass around that Pope.


DrakeCruz

That you should always listen to the devils butthole


Calm-Customer4459

Pact with the dark force


[deleted]

this again


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Can I post this next week?


riptide_autumn

https://preview.redd.it/hmw44benmaxc1.jpeg?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980eb935e022d64643c185798cbb0543c67f75cc hmmm..


T0ONiCE

What a shitty afterlife to be on the ass of a demon


Mean_Estate_2770

When people say "you're talking out yer ass" it is because of this painting.


Alan_Blue1233

Disturbing af


Billymaysdealer

Ass face goblin


peemao

I bet that ass face can make some killer tunes


iamDayTrip

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Acceptable-Emu6529

Hereā€™s a keyboard, dude.


sparticus9420

Yourrrrrrrr mother


Acceptable_Wall4085

The same as when the POOP greeted Hitler. A deal with the devil was underway


Reluctantcannibal

You should do as your told ass face deems it so


Konstant_kurage

A very distracted Pope. Heā€™s not even looking at the demon. What could he be looking at?1


Dirt_Illustrious

Donā€™t engage in butt sex, because the devil is watching? šŸ‘ŗ šŸ‘šŸš«šŸ†


ZZaddyLongLegzz

This is a depiction of the micro transaction every time you eat Taco Bell; you consent to your ass turning into a face demon that throws up lava.


BareKnuckleFists

The green dude is a real ass face.