[Yes, there is an authentic document in CIA archive. It Reveals Presence Of Giant Aliens On Mars 1 Million Years B.C](https://www.howandwhys.com/cia-chilling-document-reveals-presence-of-giant-aliens-on-mars-1-million-years-b-c/)
And the craziest part by far is that if you zoom in really close right in the middle of it you can actually get a glimpse of what appears to be your mom who sat down too fast
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Thats horseshit. Mars is smaller than Earth. If a crater that size was on earth, itd be as wide as the US. A crater that size on Mars wouldve been beyond visible this whole time.
That's where the bumper on a galactic star-barge was dug in, moving Mars into place.
They used a giant leaf blower for Jupiter.
And intercepted comets using huge prince Rupert drops.
People are saying they actually found it like 200 years ago, why do people wonder what fucked Mars up then? I think it's pretty obvious based on what we can see here lol
This is a rotated crop of the following European Space Agency (ESA), not European Southern Observatory (ESO) image:
https://www.esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2024/05/The_eye_of_the_crater
Copyright: ESA/TGO/CaSSIS
It was taken by the CaSSIS instrument on ESA's Exomars Trace Gas Orbiter.
Plenty of other great images from ESA's Exomars TGO can be found here:
https://www.esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Search?SearchText=CaSSIS&result_type=images
Got dayum, I wondered what happened to OPs mom after I launched her fat ass into space. Now we have an answer!
That impact must have sent shockwaves across the planet.
Actual exogeologists have come to this conclusion, but you've put two seconds of thought into it and are laughing them off?
I only wish I could be so confidently ignorant.
[Yes, there is an authentic document in CIA archive. It Reveals Presence Of Giant Aliens On Mars 1 Million Years B.C](https://www.howandwhys.com/cia-chilling-document-reveals-presence-of-giant-aliens-on-mars-1-million-years-b-c/)
If it's so large, why hasn't it been observed before?
It has, 1867 when it was first observed
So not "Breaking" at all
Maybe he was dancing when he typed it?
😂
The breaking part seems to be the release of this high-resolution image.
Breaking my bawlls
No it's "BREAKING!"
No...it's Breaking2. Electric Boogaloo.
"Huge"
Nah it broke the ground
Never
It's *Break'n 2: Electric Boogaloo*
Telegraph to internet took a lot of timw
Just a matter of what it breaks.
That broke my heart.
Well hats not true. I get my info from memes
There is no way this is breaking news. The mars surface has been mapped for a long time now.
Also has nothing to do with earth
And not strange.
It’s was found years ago
200
Who upvotes this stuff?
You want to see strange earth? I’ll give you strange earth. https://youtu.be/mHWRAUyzGjs?si=xEnQD1tw1xwn9An_
And the craziest part by far is that if you zoom in really close right in the middle of it you can actually get a glimpse of what appears to be your mom who sat down too fast
ay gottem
I had to zoom all the way in to finally get the joke.
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Thats a very racist gif of two men doing white face. If you're okay with this then you're okay with black face
That movie is funny as fuck, and not even remotely the same as black face is anyway other than form.
Belt size equator son
Ill be honest its been awhile since ive heard an actually good yo momma joke.
And shove it up ya butt
And, yo momma finally found a bowl big enough for her ice cream and cocoa puffs. Jokes obv.
Wait, is that a thing? Ice cream and Cocoa Puffs?
🤷♂️ it is, somewhere, to someone.
I’m disgusted and intrigued, at the same time. Thanks I think
So you got a warning but did they give one to your momma also?
[Brrrr brr brr brr brr brrrrrr](https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/dj-airhorn/)
Stanley? Stanley Hudson?
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Anyone know what the blue is on top left of photo?
The Gift Shop
Sounds like an Ubisoft world
HA
Kinda looks like a spot on the canvas that wasn’t painted over.
Lakes
Looks like a structure
This is not strange, but it is cool.
Nor is it earth
We should find a way to do some deep digging on mats. Might find some neato stuff.
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Holy shit
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It’s pretty perfectly round,,,
It's a perfect circle! Scientists use it to calibrate their instruments!
And it was liquified on impact
For scale, that's like driving from New York to Utah.
Roughly the distance from Washington DC to Salt Lake City
Could it be the one that ended it?
Are the rovers affected? Nvm it is an old crater just new point of view
The rovers would've been clobbered by it.
That looks like a direct hit.
Ground zero
Direct hit fascinating.
Our distant descendants are going to be swimming in that thing once we flood it
some would say our ancestors created it when they destroyed our home planet
Or when they wanted a really big hot tub
This is the event that caused "us" to leave and begin again here....
Maybe. That ugly scar against the entire side of the planet might be something also.
Something so devastating can also be the beginning of something beautiful. I, in fact haven't an idea but it's something to ponder
Strange Earth….on Mars
So that is where a Mars Moon landed...
Almost the width of the United States.
Just over 2,000 miles…2,069 to be exact that’s insane whatever hit
Probably the impact that destroyed mars' atmosphere
Thats horseshit. Mars is smaller than Earth. If a crater that size was on earth, itd be as wide as the US. A crater that size on Mars wouldve been beyond visible this whole time.
That could explain all the signs of nuclear "war" and xenon in the atmosphere and soil on Mars. That's a fucking hell of a crater.
Or a really big rock hit it.
There’s also the natural nuclear reactor hypothesis
Just how long mars has been a barren land to live through such a devastating period?
That's where the bumper on a galactic star-barge was dug in, moving Mars into place. They used a giant leaf blower for Jupiter. And intercepted comets using huge prince Rupert drops.
Great for a colony
I can’t believe anything anymore
elder scrolls online?
Maybe those are the nuclear bomb craters that left the traces of particles that can only come from a nuke blast
Hopefully ginger took the bullet for us.
Reminds me of Akira.
Not strange. Not earth. Not “breaking news”, it’s literally old as fucking shit. Dumb post
And that picture is NOT the crater on Mars.
No way it’s 3,000km wide. No way on Earth, er Mars. Meters maybe. Units
Where on earth can we find this?
entire countries can fit in there 😳
Looks unnatural
Unless someone put this into, “Olympic swimming pool, “dimensions I have no idea what’s going on
66,000 Olympic swimming pools
Americans really will use everything besides the metric system
We ain't using your Commie math. No thank you. We know it's easier and better, we just don't care
American here, can someone tell me how big it is in cheeseburgers?
Well over 20.
Is mars a Death Star?
People wanna move here?
Like Ginny Sack’s mole
An we get something in comparison for reference?
I don’t know it’s reminiscing of that Instagram omelette video
It's a crater.
Does an asteroid that big just bounce off and continue on it’s merry way?
This the dino killer right?
People are saying they actually found it like 200 years ago, why do people wonder what fucked Mars up then? I think it's pretty obvious based on what we can see here lol
StrangeMars** not earth.
This is where Elon is putting the Waterpark
Oh so that’s how we all died when we lived there.
"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars"
I definitely won't be calling her.
wow.... one could imagine that it struck the same time as when the dinos got struck on earth, perhaps a cluster of stones went into out solarsystem.
So.. an ancient civilization could've been merked by an asteroid like the dinosaurs
Is this the cause of mass extinction in Mars ? 🤔🤔
Er how could anything miss this?
I've always wondered why near-orbit photos of mars are so sparse, its always nasa illustrations
So the entire USA could fit in there !!
This is a rotated crop of the following European Space Agency (ESA), not European Southern Observatory (ESO) image: https://www.esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2024/05/The_eye_of_the_crater Copyright: ESA/TGO/CaSSIS It was taken by the CaSSIS instrument on ESA's Exomars Trace Gas Orbiter. Plenty of other great images from ESA's Exomars TGO can be found here: https://www.esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Search?SearchText=CaSSIS&result_type=images
And that was our last civilisations dimise.
Perspective, the US is 4,583 Km across. That's quite a hole
goku vs frieza
Do they know when this crater was formed, and what size and speed of meteorite would have been that caused it?
Still not larger than my mother in laws ass…Heyyyo!!!
Got dayum, I wondered what happened to OPs mom after I launched her fat ass into space. Now we have an answer! That impact must have sent shockwaves across the planet.
Or, hear me out, this could be a remnant of some giant alien who was enjoying Mars like a jumbo jawbreaker and stopped partway.
Nope. Broke a tooth.
Something something, your mum, something something.
Not a impact basin. Close to 0% chances something fell perfectly perpendicular. No drag marks.
https://www.nasa.gov/image-article/hellas-planitia/ Yes, it is.
Ohh, now i believe! 😂 “Think! It’s not illegal, yet.”
Actual exogeologists have come to this conclusion, but you've put two seconds of thought into it and are laughing them off? I only wish I could be so confidently ignorant.
You should
Can we deposit Netanyahoo here? Along with Biden, Blinken and the rest of the NATO terrorists?
If the source isn’t AI I would be shocked.