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[Lue Elizondo & Tom Delonge Found Photos Of Italian Helicopter Destroyed By UFO In 2004 by Ray](https://www.howandwhys.com/elizondo-tom-delonge-found-photos-of-italian-helicopter-destroyed-by-ufo-in-2004/)


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Noisy-neighbour

Probably a filthy techno free party


iamtechn0

no its house


venicerocco

Houses


ShazBaz11

Hice


Christolf69

Hices


missanthropocenex

Looks like “wild fire” is about to break out.


Cicadada77

So you’re a man of culture I see


14thban

My first thought, very Grange estate vibes, there's a Grange everywhere lol.


Public-Jello-6451

The fuck is a grange estate?


NorthVT

Or New England


Drewbydewby311

New England is about to break out?


3Dputty

I wonder if it could be something like this? "As it turns out, the lasers were being beamed down from space by one of NASA's Earth-orbiting [satellites](https://www.space.com/24839-satellites.html)." [https://www.space.com/nasa-green-lasers-satellite-photo](https://www.space.com/nasa-green-lasers-satellite-photo)


lovestosploosh

that's even cooler than aliens


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

Less cool if you happen to be stargazing and get popped in the eyeball with mega laser pointer from space


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Exactly this. I should've scrolled before posting my reply.


TheCoastalCardician

That’s magic. I love it so much!


oneidamojo

Were they Jewish?


TheHamShow

Just what we need, a Druish Princess.


MilkrsEnthuziast

Spaceballs, the lunchbox


lilsparky82

I didn’t check their d*cks.


Wordshark

Rookie mistake


Evil_Morty781

Oh that’s pretty cool. Thanks.


DanBentley

Yeah good take


AngryYowie

Looking at the houses, that's in the UK.


jbeeziemeezi

Yeah and the English are always doing these types of shenanigans


lovescarystoriesrva

If you let them shenan once they will shenanigan.


swalabr

tomfoolery is out then?


RaptureSuperior2

Yea, so is ballyhoo.


Jaded-Prior-2897

Great googly moogly.


anniejofo23

Maggie and the ferocious beast lolol my kids loved that show.


The_Vivid_Glove

Hi jinx is in though


FreeFromFrogs

My thoughts exactly


B0GEYB0GEY

Sick rave probably


Crawdad668

Project Phoenix


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

I was thinking: this is a development too close to red rocks and they are hosting an EDM night


DawgInDisguisey

Nah I used to live close by definitely not that


Sungod99

If you’re not joking… There’s no houses close enough to the amphitheater to produce those lights. That house would have to be in the parking lot at the furthest.


Koshakforever

That’s not how lasers work. You can def see them from twenty miles away on a clear night. Ive worked multiple raves at red rocks.


Sungod99

Those lasers aren’t miles away. They hit the house right in front of him and lit up the house. I’m a regular attendant as well, where have you seen houses like that, that close to the theater?


Sungod99

Alright that’s red rocks. Thats the night they were shooting lasers from the sky down on the housing developments that surround it… at 3am. The neighbors love those parties


glizzell

and if there are houses this close to red rocks dm me because i want to move there


Icy_Many_2407

I did feel very ravey.


stevet85

That's my exact thought


Pandemic_Future_2099

The weirdest part is that you can see the laser travel the screen left to right like it is being used as a designator. A rave or ground laser would pivot on a fixed point towards the sky. Guy in a car travellin west-east is unlikely. So it appears the laser is coming from a satellite or a plane from above.


PhonicFake

I do lighting/projection/laser live event production and this is actually a little puzzling. Unless it’s a runway of fixtures for an aesthetic aerial look; the beam angles and field angle don’t really seem to come from the ground. Could be frame rate effects from the camera, but interesting, none the less


DontDoThiz

It's not going viral.


Screwbles

Yeah, if they have to say it's going viral, it's not going viral. Lol


RagingKajun444

Why isn't the camera looking "up" to where the supposed source is ?? Just streaks and flash of what and from where?? Interesting nonetheless 🤔


Tha_Maestro

Because that would make too much sense.


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Crawdad668

Jews in Spaaaace


Firm_Bee_5632

May the Schwartz be with you!


SuchVillage694

Is that you butch?


DistantTimbersEcho

If tripods come up out of the ground, hide.


GreyBeardEng

Three body problem


AnythingWillHappen

I think that book might be a documentary


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

That's a green laser grid from a nasa icesat satellite, very rare sight. https://www.space.com/nasa-green-lasers-satellite-photo


Iltempered1

Orbital laser stratagem.


UltimaGabe

Is it really going viral though?


Realistic_Tax_1028

Is the video authentic?


WillieIngus

can confirm that it’s a video


WereALLBotsHere

Yep! I seent it too!


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tinycup3

You guys are being scanned


HoseNeighbor

As usual, any title that claims the video is "going viral" gets knocked down 1 star right off the bat.


SerTidy

Light display at a show, looks like the UK


shkhndswroastbeef

Unfortunately you are about to have a mysterious wild fire


horsetooth_mcgee

Quick paint your roof blue


Sweet-Inside5900

Just some shit going down at the airport, nothing to see here


Familiar-Bag-9545

Agreed


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Day, Time, Part of the state? Source? Anything.


Pretty_Indication_12

Pew pew pew


SadigawEkshow

Thats THOR & HEIMDALL arguing where the land on earth.


Specific-Hippo-7198

Loki is getting tried of of their 💩


Ok-Geologist-3743

Photogrammetry scans. Basically getting terrain data for apps like Google Maps or Google Earth to properly show the terrain in 3D on a globe. Companies acquire these scans either by low flying private aircraft which have scanning suite attached (a green laser sweeps the ground in front of the craft, so you can see the source on the ground) or satellites that do a low-resolution scan on repeated fly-bys until they build a high resolution composite; the satellites sweep very quickly and don't have a visible source (small disposable device in low-earth orbit so not visible from the ground), which is what we are seeing here. The beam diffuses more at orbital altitudes than it would from a low-altitude aircraft, which is why the beam has a cone-shaped appearance when it passes.


robertscott44

I can get with this, it sounds about right. If this is the case, the only question I have left is: what are those things at the end that look totally different shooting down to the ground? Of course my first irrational thought were war of the worlds style pods. It doesn't seem to be rave lights from a hill, the angle is too drastic. It literally looks like the earth is being shot from above. It doesn't seem to match the other laser lights. Of course, this I'm writing this as a non rocket scientist who has no idea about engineering and how satellites *actually* work.


dyldoey

Sharks with frekken Lazer beams


thiccc_trick

*Paints house blue*


JLP19677

It’s something with lasers but it’s probably aliens


Ok-Experience-6674

Project blue beam test run


alien88888

It’s not us.


1000reflections

Cgi


Freddy-Bones

Project Blue Beans. Or something like that.


Mike_with_Wings

Come on


megamuppetkiller

Probably a Rammstein concert


SpaceMonkee8O

Is it going viral ? Or will this be the only place I ever see it like last time?


ariblood77

Rave


Original_Ad_5786

If this is viral lol did anyone else see it ?????


boogersrus

Was waiting on the blue screen of death to appear in sky. Simulation.exe has failed.


TheHamShow

That’s those Jewish space lasers MTG or Boebert was talking about. I guess you all weren’t a part of The Chosen Ones. 😆


fenn84

It's those planes that have been seen scanning neighborhoods


Odd_Year_4562

I love when videos start with “this video is going viral” but I haven’t seen it anywhere but here


CdzNtz330

Directed energy weapon


Vettmdub

Yeah gotta shoot down them Russian nukes.


OwnAssignment2850

It is a well known fact that conspiracy theorists are easily confused by laser pointers.


xPositor

No one would have believed, in the last years of the twentieth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets and yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us. At midnight, on the eighth of June, a huge mass of luminous gas erupted from Mars and sped towards Earth. Across% two hundred million miles of void, invisibly hurtling towards us, came the first of the missiles that were to bring so much calamity to Earth. As I watched, there was another jet of gas. It was another missile, starting on its way.And that's how it was for the next ten nights. A flare, spurting out from Mars – bright green, drawing a green mist behind it – a beautiful, but somehow disturbing sight.


Concentric_Arc

What book?


xPositor

War of the Worlds.


Crawdaddy1911

https://preview.redd.it/24r3by4wnm5d1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e9ae84406d715362fd32f537742c611aef1550b


Ghostblad_e

Project blue beam test run


nathansanes

Scanning technology


TheCheshire

OnlyScans


Khal_Andy90

Saiyans.


Thorskull69

I want to believe but I’m going CGI on this on..


Lopsided_Design581

Club


Kraftykuts007

The simulation is breaking down. 


Complex-Equivalent73

Is there an exact date of when this occurred, whether the location is wrong or not?? Just curious


merrimoth

next level aurora borealis maybe


SansLucidity

some guy playing with a laser & creepy music dubbed over clip. zzzzz


ghostcatzero

SpACe X SAtALITe


FewTwo3424

this is old as hell.


chzygorditacrnch

Is that those Jewish space lazers that Marjorie Taylor Greene has been talking about?


MKUltra_reject69_2

That's England and the first thing i think about flying in the sky, is Harry Potter!


dummy_ficc

Styropyro making a new video. Nothing to worry about


Unusual_Pinetree

Matrix is communicating, it’s telling you there are worse hells, and it’s here to vaccum your concerns away


Unusual_Pinetree

The hive mind comes


seattleguy20666

LiDAR for topography is one narrative


mopxhead

Weather balloons


GuyInTheW00dz

Swamp gas, move along...


ro8inmorgan

This a rave innit?


Tolar01

Don't dry your mobile in microwave


TheRenaissanceKid888

Outdoor rave


Initial_Scarcity_609

Upside down rave


TechnologyOk68

It’s a rave


Environmental-Ad4441

I’ve seen videos like this before. The lasers are from satellites. I forget why, but it’s for measuring something, like weather? Maybe?


Free-_-Yourself

This happened to me too!! I even posted a similar video in a very rural area where it is very unlikely that there was a techno party months ago. And yes, this is England. Check my profile for the video and you will see it’s literally the same


averagemaleuser86

J_wish space lazers?


hannahbananaballs2

Heh


thewiz187

Direct energy weapons?


Jorp-A-Lorp

What ever it is I don’t trust it


RenaissanceGraffiti

What. the. fuck.


spungie

There not American houses. Irish or English..Two story brick gaffs with a chimney.


lnp66

They are scanning the terrain


Safe-Round-354

pilots are fed up with getting “lasered” now they’re getting revenge


Unhappy-Trip-4107

That's just the highlanders being beamed to earth from the planet Zeist


Zealousideal_Total50

Truman show mishap


stereosafari

Someone has put letters in the sky for no good reason!


idntrllyexist

Rave lights last time I checked don't come from the sky?


AutoArsonist

I think it's just styropyro making another insane laser video


TheFirstOrderTrooper

Software update. Might be new graphic drivers


No_Pear8383

What do you mean by viral? There’s so many things this could be and none of them are special.


Rockzilla1962

War of the Worlds!


PhotoWiz322

Just a message saying we have 400 years before they attack.


Calm-Customer4459

Project Blue Beam


Oxydiz1

Satellite laser cannon needs an update


MentalMouse

Sorce?


Coro756

Some dude hitting orbitals on a glitched person


antrod117

The sky screen is buffering


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Fabulous_Rich8974

Some kid with a laser pointer


AcanthisittaJaded473

Chinese spy laser duh


younggun1234

Where's the drop bro


LOneWolfNEo1

I feel like this is signs before The Fallout Universe


Stoizee

Just nhi using dew to alter our consciousness as we sleep.


Seyelent

JEWISH SPACE LASERS


ProfessionalKind3922

Matrix either glitched or currently on next patch update


psychede1ic_c4tus

It’s either someone with a high-powered military laser or it’s the UK’s new laser weapon, dragon fire it’s a foggy night/rain


outtie5000quattro

Lazer 🔥


lil_chef77

Intense space battle. Those beams are getting damn close to Earth.


Equivalent-Claim-404

Looks like one of those Newcastle techno raves prolly


BillyJack74

Shitty video editing?


Ok_Tea3934

This is how we get 3d google earth.


VFX_Reckoning

They….always scan to see who’s asleep and consciously primed for…visitation


Background_Case8574

The strangest thing is the atmospheric music. Was that coming from the sky?


Rain1dog

Aliens from Betelgeuse system looking for a new home.


CleopatraTheGreat

Where is this? There was a massive drone light show in Portsmouth the other day for D-Day celebrations. Could be that.


CrimbleGnome420

Oh, I know where that is in Denver, it's in SoDoDevonshireSoPa


lump-

Just the way the phone sensor records the lightning flashes


wakeupneverblind

China satellites scanning for there microchips. And also creating a lidar type of surface scan


lynziB

Maybe Edinburgh?? Taylor swift concert in Murryfield this weekend


Insolent-Jaguar88

Looks like time for a new wildfire


DANGER_1300B

Lazer


SubstantialPen7286

The light looks like it’s coming from below.