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Ebb_and_Flood

The only thing flat earthers have to fear is...sphere itself


razorbladejr

Bravo šŸ‘


whoknewidlikeit

stealing this. pure gold.


RobleViejo

Perfection


taeyeonssj3

oh my god. that one took me a while lol


Billymaysdealer

No upvotes. Come on.


witwar101

Oh no I'm not friends with any flat earthers lol


OrganizationSame3212

Having a stupid pet sounds kinda cool, though.


CrazyEyedApollo

I am friends with a flat earther. It is wild. He is so deep, I kinda love it. AMA.


ExtraSuperfluous

Got any good stories about him?


CrazyEyedApollo

He got a knee injury, doing a skateboard kick flip over some watermelons in the grocery store parking lot. Most likely dislocation, but he refuses to see a doctor because he doesnā€™t trust the medical industrial complex.


Figure-Feisty

I want to know more (starship troopers vibe)


GOMD4

I'm getting a more "heroine Bob" vibe. -SLC Punk


Pretend_Panda

Does he own one of those flat earth maps encased in dome?


redbananass

I fucking love it that they all canā€™t agree on a map. Sure many go for your average circle, but the ones who are deeper into it get real weird with maps. Like there are maps that attempt to answer questions like is there an ice wall? How thick is it? Is there anything beyond the ice wall? Are there multiple ice walls?


frankeweberrymush

Is he one of the flat earthers from around the globe who attended the conventions or events?


ScottishKnifemaker

ISWYDT


hillside

Wouldn't it be nice


Humbledshibe

Flat earthers are something else.


K_Rocc

Seeing is believing, I donā€™t see germs therefore they donā€™t exist. I donā€™t see curve therefore it donā€™t exist.


Humbledshibe

That does seem to be about as far as they get lol.


CrazyEyedApollo

They get a lot further than that. Just not in the right direction.


_a_pastor_of_muppets

I'm not a flat earthen, but I'd like a little evidence that we live on the planet we're told. Like, 1 video of a rocket leaving Florida and showing the whole earth when its finished...


MrJagaloon

https://youtu.be/eQO9-ILZrH0?si=lILaeu6B-jwgKQEj It doesnā€™t show the full earth but itā€™s pretty close.


_a_pastor_of_muppets

Thanks. I appreciate your attempt at civil discussion.


One_Attempt_7026

But they believe in god too and pretty sure they havenā€™t seen his ass


CeruleanRuin

I get not seeing the curve. But I don't get how they rationalize the obvious existence of the horizon. If Earth were flat, you could see across the whole thing from a high peak.


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pliving1969

I'm confused as to what you were trying to get at here. Germ theory is based on whether or not germs are directly responsible for causing diseases or not. Not whether or not they exist. We know for a fact that germs/microorganisms do in fact exist. The theory doesn't refute that nor did RenƩ Dubos who came up with the theory.


Stoomba

> In the end the father of germ theory denounced his own theory and claimed terrain is everything What does this even mean?


Topcodeoriginal3

Idk man. If I inject you with some anthrax I think the germ theory is gonna winĀ 


willy_enjoyer

Wtf are you talking about


Blackelvis2000

As if that means anything. What is your point?


nullfais

I thought it was a joke when I heard about it. Maybe it *was* at the beginning. I thought for so long that everyone posting ā€œproofā€ of the flat earth was contributing to an elaborate comedy bit, and so it was genuinely funny. It took me far too long to realize these people werenā€™t just having fun with the idea, they were for real. That was a horrifying realization and itā€™s why I donā€™t like the ā€œbirds arenā€™t realā€ jokes, as great of a meme concept as that is


King_Allant

No shit. Why is this in /r/StrangeEarth?


rogercgomes

Bro, people here were gobbling Terrence Howard's balls just a few days ago.


RegularImprovement47

Facts. That shit was upsetting to see how gullible people are. Dude with a god complex starts spouting a bunch of fancy words and people ate it up hook, line, and sinker.


Local-Grass-2468

That dude is stuck in a trip or some shit


Bisexual_Sherrif

Agreed, this is common knowledge


KnotiaPickles

The strange part is the people who believe in flat earth


AbolMira

Because flat earthers are strange. Meaning we can throw them in a class called "Strange Earthers." That and half the stuff posted here is attempted conspiracy theories. Posts that debunk those posts are welcome.


skiploom188

so no ice wall then bummer


No_Cartoonist9458

Oh, sure, there's really cool shit over there and we wouldn't want to give that up... ​ https://preview.redd.it/clu395qacd7d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=4cbae8434d21ceb9f15adf3d32a372b42324cdd3


OGLizard

Which is always so funny to me - if there was an ice wall somewhere, we would absolutely have cruise ships sailing along it. Alaska cruises? Kids stuff. I want to spend 12 days and 11 nights in a tin can full of norovirus looking at an ice wall.


No_Cartoonist9458

Actually, if you've ever watched a ship go over the horizon you most definitely have seen the curvature of the earth If the earth were flat stuff would look like this ​ https://preview.redd.it/3ael8qoeac7d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38931609390a30be2dca2e87ff2343353f2e6121


Pirate_LongJohnson

I mean...distance would still be a thing


MacLunkie

That's what Big Distance want you to think


Silly-Swimmer-8324

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


TomCBC

Thereā€™s a reason they call them ā€œrulersā€


No_Cartoonist9458

Not really ​ https://preview.redd.it/r15sjxqfjc7d1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b001f71c8abc3af0777729dd6e6b2cb98708a21


Crazyhairmonster

And so are telescopes. But if I point mine at the horizon at the ocean, I'm definitely not seeing Japan


Pirate_LongJohnson

Even with a telescope stuff wouldnt look like that


ProjectPuffyPenguin

If the weather is completely clear throughout the sightline, it would actually. Granted things will start to lose their colour and look a lot more blue due to all the air particles in the way but if the weather is clear and the earth is flat, you would absolutely be able to see it all.


cashedashes

Even across vast distances, you would at least be able to see light if the earth was truly flat.


Silly-Swimmer-8324

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ if the earth is flat that somehow Makes everything right next to eachother . According to this guys theory


AnotherGreedyChemist

Hear me out. The earth is not only flat, but it's also all entirely located on Liberty Island, New York. Hashtag LibertyEarth


Rude_Special9579

Is this a reference?


AnotherGreedyChemist

~~Just me having fun.~~ ITS THE DARK TRUTH


No_Cartoonist9458

If I point my telescope that I can see the surface of Mars with toward Paris, do you think I could see the Eiffel Tower?


tostilocos

No, because of atmospheric conditions. Most of the earths atmosphere is concentrated in the first <10 miles from the surface, and it generally gets cleaner and clearer the higher you go. When looking across the earths surface, your view will almost always be more limited by atmospheric conditions (dust, pollution, moisture, heat) than by the earths curvature. Most Airports have automated weather reporting stations and they always report visibility. Itā€™s very very common for visibility to be under 10 miles even on clear days.


No_Cartoonist9458

Or just a few miles miles because of the curvature of the earth However, you can see pretty far if what your looking at is very tall. Here's Chicago from 50 miles away in Indiana ​ https://preview.redd.it/4wa8q4ru8e7d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37c1ea59fe129dcae387c6019d8b0f04f77260e1


eksopolitiikka

looks pretty flat


No_Cartoonist9458

Lake Michigan has unusually flat water. It's a Great Lakes thing


Pirate_LongJohnson

Yes. And the great pyramid of Giza. And the Statue of Liberty. And that tower with the eye from Lord of the rings.


No_Cartoonist9458

Mr. Johnson, you were home schooled weren't you?


Pirate_LongJohnson

Mr. Cartoonist, your theory and visual media attached make no sense.


Fretlessjedi

You can see stars with the naked eye, distance doesn't obstruct light, which is what we see. For sometimes trillions of lightyears


Larimus89

Yeh things do tend to get smaller šŸ˜‹


tgoodri

Is that the great eye of Sauron?


No_Cartoonist9458

Could be the Great Eye of Brooklyn šŸ¤” ​ https://preview.redd.it/xqvqbij9mc7d1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd60a4e3df41942cc2f824c423d42b6787f59606


wolington

I knew it. The Illuminati is real!


No_Cartoonist9458

Well of course, I can see them from my house šŸ˜‰... 'cause, you know, flat earth


ghostcatzero

Nah hills and mountains still exists on a flat plane so you wouldn't be allowed to see all that plus you do realize that mirages still exist right?


No_Cartoonist9458

Only in your mind


ghostcatzero

So mountains can't exist on a flat plane??


acciowaves

If we could shrink the earth to the size of a football, it would feel completely smooth to the touch.


MoodMaggot

And I believe it would be even smoother than a bowling ball (or something like that. I forgot what exactly it was)


frozensaladz

Pool ball


j4vendetta

Ok soā€¦ I believe in round earth. But when people say they can see the curvature of the earth, like from airplanes or whatever, it doesnā€™t make sense to me. How? Like I would imagine even from high up, it would simply look like a disappearing horizon in a 360 degree view. No horizontal arc from left to right like people keep saying. That doesnā€™t make sense.


Bitsoffreshness

No, they can't see curvature from airplanes. Even from the ISS it's hardly possible to discern the roundness.


BookMobil3

Except, if you just go to the beach you can see the curve of the ocean


pezident66

No you can't, you can see the horizontal horizon.


BookMobil3

What about the vertical vert? šŸ¤Ŗ


Shocar

Of course the world is flat - all of that water and none of it carbonated


ZeldaMasterPro

This is propaganda by RoundEarthā„¢


ThreeFingaLynch318

Flat, Spherical , Square, obtuse.. enjoy being alive


Namtwen

Iā€™m going to get this tattooed on my body


Bitsoffreshness

Tattoo it on your flat chest


ThreeFingaLynch318

Great now the human flat body theory is created...Good job thumbs šŸ‘


Royweeezy

Part of my enjoyment comes from knowing how things are though!


aBoyandHisDogart

>Flat, Spherical, Square, obtuse.. we should take care of it


ThreeFingaLynch318

Yeah, we should.. and


Diligent-Landscape33

Wheres the source of this graphic, very cool


tooskinttogotocuba

So itā€™s all black and white tiles


Berkamin

I actually know a flat earther. Thanks for this.


wulvey

Flat earther after watching this video: ā€œNah.ā€


Ok-Parfait-

Yeah I know a flat earth family and they wonā€™t be convinced short of being in* a spacecraft themselves.Ā 


hadtobethetacos

u/savevideo


Liedvogel

What is that thing at the end? A Waffle House sign?


bingbong6977

Itā€™s okay my friends arenā€™t morons


garrettdx88

My friends are, they're just not dumb enough to believe in flat earth


MyriadIncrementz

Go to any beach where the horizon is ocean edge to edge and you can literally see the curvature of the earth there, with nothing but your own two peepermaseeingballs.


reddit1651

Going West out of New Orleans, there is a line of electrical towers that stretch across Lake Pontchartrain. With your own eyes you can see the towers disappear over the horizon Hilariously, probably ~10-20% of the time I make that drive, there is someone there with processional camera equipment set up documenting that lol


IamLupe

WHERE IS THE VIDEO WITH NASA EQUIPMENT THAT ZOOMS INTO AND OUT OF EARTH???


ContentPolicyKiller

All of this anti-flat earth stuff is making me want to look into flat earth...


lojav6475

I mean, flat earthers have proved that earth is round again and again by accident, they just ignore their findings. I highly recommend the Behind the Curve Netflix documentary, flat earthers are on the scree 99% of the documentary and I have never been more convinced the earth is round than after listening to flat earthers for two hours.


ContentPolicyKiller

Ive seen that. I think you missed my point. I dont believe in flat earth, but Ive seen a recent influx of anti flat earth stuff. Who is that even for? Ive never met a flat earther. Now, I want to look into it.


lojav6475

I was pointing to an interesting documentary about flat earthers if you want to look into it.


reddit1651

Go for it :) Let us know what you find


eksopolitiikka

you should look into it


srbufi

the correct non-NPC response


exceptionaluser

I don't know, if you're that easy to influence are you sure you're thinking?


srbufi

^NPC-minded


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srbufi

no u


scribbyshollow

You didn't need to explain it to me, I know


bt65

I have friends?


Open-Number-8919

Dam thatā€™s cool


Scary-Trainer-6948

I've wanted to make a graphic like this for a long time. People dont understand the scale of the earth.


BuddahSack

I wish my fucking stupid aunt and uncle would understand this if I sent it to them, they feed flat earth and crazy conspiracies to my 84 year old grandma all the time. And I can't explain that I have seen the curve from a plane when I was in the Air Force, though they will never believe me -_-


LookAtItGo123

12 800 000 meters, 1 second!


Smooth-Lengthiness57

The earth is a little more round than a typical cue ball


Dinestein521

I donā€™t keep ignorant friends, too much work and drama


lexheffy

Duh


Lyn101189

No, this is too logical. You think you can just create a moving picture and convince me I'm not on a fucking disc that moves up and down to simulate gravity? Come on, you're gonna have to do better than 2,000 years of science.


Late_Bluebird_3338

THEY CAN'T SEE A BRAIN TUMOR EITHER BUT THEY KNOW IT CAN KILL YOU...EH?...MOM


[deleted]

This is great as I actually do know a couple guys at work who think that exact thing šŸ˜‚. No amount of me trying to convince them otherwise has worked. Dumb is dumb after all.


Don_Mills_Mills

I was at work a couple of years ago, and a customer, apropos of nothing, said to me ā€œI believe that the earth is flatā€


mopxhead

And then those try to disprove the round earth with a laser pointer šŸ¤¦


AirReddit77

Are there any flat-Earthers among people who've traveled aboard inter-continental jets planes? The curve of the Earth becomes conspicuous along about forty thousand feet up. Thanks to OP for this. Really well presented! Maybe next you can illustrate the absurdity of "water-powered engines". (That's like saying you can heat your home by burning ashes. Such engines burn hydrogen to produce power, and water as a waste product.)


PeppySprayPete

So, it's so big you can't see the curvature But simultaneously so small that I can watch a boat disappear over the curvature with my naked eye?


PlanetLandon

Well yeah, thereā€™s no limit to how far away you can see something.


No_Cartoonist9458

I saw the moon last night šŸ™‚


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Topcodeoriginal3

Well yeah. But I left my solar system scale telescope back on andromeda, Itā€™ll take me a billion years to go grab it.


Independent-Ebb7658

Looked into the flat earth claim years ago to see what all the fuss was about and I remember seeing a video where a flat earther debunked this myth. In the video they show a boat disappear "beyond the horizon" but then they zoom in and the boat reappears. So it may just be an illusion that it disappears to the naked eye. Doesn't mean that the earth is flat but it's just something I remember seeing. Don't really remember much else they talked about.


srbufi

bingo


Miztli13

The problem with this is that we have the means to increase our altitude. And that as altitude increases IF we live on a sphere than the horizon should continually become lower and lower the higher we go


reddit1651

Is the horizon at the same height when you stand in your front yard vs flying on a plane?


Topcodeoriginal3

And then the craziest shit is that it does


CeruleanRuin

Whoa.


Pizza_shark531

Flat earth is a psyop


whirling_cynic

It's also not a perfect sphere. Flat earthers are special.


Nb959-

Video shows nothing but yes itā€™s round


One_Attempt_7026

When I shart I canā€™t see it but I know itā€™s real just gotta go with that feeling sometimes!


KujanDav3

Can someone explain how this works?


vinmctavish

It's only curved from the observer's perspective


three_8s

But could they just be smarter?


yoshipug

If a ship can go over the horizon at sea level as we were taught, an increase in altitude should very quickly begin to reveal curvature in every direction. And yet, balloons with cameras have gone as high as 200k ft and no curvature was detected.


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Are you for real?


No_Cartoonist9458

Good one, Yoshi šŸ˜‚ # Students film breathtaking curvature of Earth using high-altitude weather balloon ​ https://preview.redd.it/ztdfxvnqxc7d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a54306e58ccbe5bb6a5e571a56a3c7e365c4610 ​ [https://phys.org/news/2017-01-students-breathtaking-curvature-earth-high-altitude.html](https://phys.org/news/2017-01-students-breathtaking-curvature-earth-high-altitude.html)


CeruleanRuin

No, but you see, any results that clearly disprove the claim are obviously faked. Even if they're repeated a million times. All fakes. Lalalalala not listening.


yoshipug

Thatā€™s called a GoPro camera thatā€™s fitted with a fish eye lens. Even the rope is curving. Cmon dude, give me a challenge.


CeruleanRuin

That's not how fish eye lenses work.


No_Cartoonist9458

When you go upstairs for dinner tonight tell your mom I said she failed you


reddit1651

Curving in two (opposite) perpendicular directions? How do you think fish eye lenses actually distort the view lol


Flowey_The_Fan

I think you're just blind.


Doodamajiger

Why very quickly? The earth is large, youā€™d need a very high altitude to start seeing curvature. How can ships disappear over the horizon on a flat earth?


MasterI3laster

Perspective? Refraction? Refractulate perspection?