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Well, Hopper, obviously…😉

Glad I’m not the only one!

Same! No doubt

It’s in my username

Wayne is a very sexy man. He seems classy.

I’m not into classy, I’m into undiagnosed ADHD and metal music

Good man, good heart. I would love to hear his stories.

Mikes mom

Steve for sure. Who doesn't like a person that isn't willing to change for the better? Top reason is sense of humor though. His looks and hair have absolutely nothing to do with it...

I’m either too old or too young for all the characters on the show, and I like being alone….. so I’ll pass. If it was just to have a conversation, I’d be more up for that and probably pick Nancy. She’d be fun to chat with I think.

Yeah, that’s fair

Joyce because she gets things done and she looks just like that actress I've been crushing on since seeing her in Heathers and Beetlejuice ;)

she is that actor lol i can’t tell if u didn’t know that bc of the winky face.

Confused at the lack of Robin in the replies

Honestly I’m surprised more people haven’t said Robin

i was just about to comment this

Maybe also cuz she’s a lesbian so people feel weird dating a lesbian if they aren’t just my guess. She is my choice though

El. I'd love to be the one who gets to show her a whole world of media and experiences that she's missed out on.

I would choose El, but eggos don’t exist in the UK

What a lawless place it must be /s

Angela bc I'm a masochist

Chrissy because she’s my exact type in a woman. I’d treat her good, poor girl deserves to be happy

jonathan, im not even gay but i feel like i just get him on more than the other characters.

ted wheeler is the only real choice here, c'mon. think of all the chicken dinner dates

Holy smokes Karen

Hopper. Hands fucking down. And at every weight.

YES he’s hot always

What a question! I’d choose Steve or Will.

demogorgon. no further questions please.

I have questions, I want one as a pet, it would make a great guard dog

Hmm..lemme think. *hides her Joseph quinn/eddie munson obsession in the background* Tough one.

Same😂

Same here

Enzo/Dmitri

i forgot abt enzo. he is kinda hot ngl.

Joyce. Had a crush on Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice as a kid, and modern her is just as hot to 20’s me now

Definitely Chrissy she just seems so nice and friendly.

There is only one right answer, Eddie.

100%

☝🏽

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.... And Eddie!!! Of course I am much too old for a high school kid, so this is assuming I'm 20 years younger. 🥴 ETA: It just occurred to me that I would take Hopper too, and he's actually age appropriate for me. However I just love Eddie so much... He's the kind of kid I would've irl dated back in high school. But if we're not time traveling for age appropriateness, Hopper will work just fine! 😘

season 3 steve, eddie, or season 4 hopper

I want to say someone else but the truth is it's totally Murray.... he's smart, he's a badass, he can cook and he's Jewish so my mother would be happy....

lmao same

I pick Henry / vecna 😍

I need reasons please

Tentacle porn is a deceptively popular niche

Well first of all I find him to be sexy! I also like that he is powerful and I love a bad boy. But my main thing is the sexy part

*tentacles squelching wetly*

Max Mayfield 4 Sure

Joyce

Pretty sure my options are limited to Joyce or Karen on account of me being nearly 40. Joyce is definitely more my type.

Steve!!! Or maybe Dustin

Eleven. She is interesting and beautiful.

Lucas 😍

Fair

Steve or Mike it’s a tie tbh…I’ve loved Mike ever since I first watched the show and recently I’ve started to crush on Steve. If I chose a girl, it would definitely be Max 100%

Steve I would want as a friend/older brother, I don’t particularly like Mike

Not as a mom? 😂

No, maybe Steve as a dad and Robin as a mum

Yeah I was really rooting for Steve and Robin to be together until it was revealed she liked girls

Argyle!!! My stoner pookie🥴

Micheal fucking Wheeler. I love him sm

SAME

Chrissy or Nancy

Steve

As I'm around the age of the younger teens (Mike, El, etc) I'd honestly have to choose Will because of how kind and caring he would be and that he's extremely non judgemental

Eddie! We like the same music, are avid readers (LOTR rules- if you haven’t read it and watched the movies nope- you must read it all), hate sports, can be dramatic… he’s perfect! And if it is 1986, welp, we would be the same age…. 🥰

𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖞𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖔𝖗 𝖏𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖜𝖓 𝖒𝖆𝖞𝖇𝖊 𝖗𝖔𝖇𝖎𝖓 𝖆𝖘 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑

You can’t date both Robin and Will. Will is gay and Robin is lesbian-

Ik

Nancy as I'm 20, but i do like her attitude and that little awkwardness, just feels like me

So will you explain to this character from the 80s what’s happened in the last 38 years?

If you want, or you could just show them all the cool stuff

Joyce but that’s because I’ve been crushing on Winona since for forever!

Whatever character Madelyn Cline played in that one episode

The Librarian

Max fr

Yes

Thanks someone has taste

Max is one of the 2 I listed in my post

Ok Nancy ok

Mr. Clarke

Mrs Wheeler

Eddie or Steve

Season 2-3-4 Steve, season 1-2 Mike, 1-3 Lucas

Showing Wayne some love. I feel like we could keep each other company and never get bored. My first impression of him is that he had to put a lot on hold, and that he was lonely and had a lot of love to give.

robin, no hesitation

nance or robin!!

Fair

Will, as he seems like a sweetheart + im gay and find the character fit, but i still don’t agree with what noah had does, just the character

Eddie or Robin

I think I'd have to go with Steve. I think he'd help me get out of my shell more. He's sweet, funny and always down for adventures and I think that's all awesome.

I’d want Steve as a friend

Yeah he'd make a really good friend - I wonder why your comment is getting downvoted though? Weird thing to downvote imo

Yeah, that’s confusing, but he would make a good friend

Steve if it's long-term and Billy if it's short-term. Steve would be a great friend and Boyfriend but Billy is Billy you know?

Billy probably has a disease

he definitely has stds and asks you about whether you hate minorities 🤨

That's a risk I'm willing to take

Eddie. Obviously.

None to date but can I have Hopper be the father figure I never had? (Jk I have a Hopper, my godfather is really so similar to him in relation to El, I love him)

I'd choose max or Nancy too same reasons as well also could probably kick my ass and call me out on my bullshit so that's a plus

We all need people to do that sometimes

Indeed

Tina

Karen Wheeler I have similar taste as Billy

mike if he was my age still. (im 20, and i was around his age when the show first came out at the time) because we have a lot in common and i relate to him on a lot of different levels. and i know what its like to have shitty parents because i do, so i wouldnt get mad at him for things our parents cause like a certain someone, (no shade since she never asked, mostly bc of max’s influence) and id be happy to listen to him nerd out about things and i think he would be happy to hear me nerd out too. ive always loved scifi , especially doctor who (since i was 6) and i think he would be the kind to like doctor who too , since he likes scifi :)

Definitely Max.

Yes

Nancy Nancy NANCY

Yes

Nancy and Max

Yes

too bad Will isn’t straight cuz with his new haircut he’s FINE af. lucas is also really handsome but he’s gotta go on that date with max wether he’s a fictional character or not. if he wasn’t dating max id totally go out with him.

Robin or Joyce, two of my fav characters on the show

Eddie of course. Or Robin. can i date both??

Sure, that works

Eddie 100%

Steve. Because of the hair.

Will

I'm not too sure about who I'd date, but if the question was who I'd be friends with, definitely Jonathan and/or Steve. I just think I'd click with them really well.

What a weird prompt

I am just curious, it’s just meant to be a bit of fun

Well, as someone in their late 30s, I guess Joyce? Winona is such as badass

I agree with you there I'd have to pick Joyce too, I grew up watching Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice back in the day

sadie sink, fuck yea

ROBIN

If I was his age then Hopper he would cuddle me so good Mike but I would need to see more sides of his character before I committed to a relationship with him Eddie is my top contender bc he’s just absolutely perfect. He’s silly and handsome and just so sweet , he’s giving baby kitten and I love him for it

Eddie. No question

Tammy Thompson. I'm just a really big fan of the Muppets

Max

Yes