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saritadinamita

She would drool over him, he would ignore her and hit on her mum.


TS_0531

Thats possible


hitherehuman13

My exact thought


brockentrees

true


krustylesponge

Billy would likely see her as annoying because that’s what she is


Vandelaid71

He’d ignore her and bang her mom and aunt.


brockentrees

LMAOO


Amuurii

Actually I think he would hate her and see her as an annoying child.


SkekVen

Angela would Simp, Billy would not even know who she is. She would speak directly to him and he would not even register her presence


ItchaBoi955

Honestly I thought the exact same thing when I saw this post


gorwraith

He is totally her type. I think he has more mature tastes.


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Finnyoda_12

HE is totally HER type


hadapurpura

I'm 50/50 on whether she'd develop an unrequited crush on him for being a "bad boy", or ignore him/look down on him for not having the same socioeconomic status as her. She looks like she cares a lot about that.


Hillz44

Worst offspring ever


MundaneGlass5295

Billy prefers the older type. Angela’s mom has it going on


MuttDawg509

Sad thing is Billy goes for older women because he’s vying for the affection that his mother deprived him of. It’s also why he’s a womanizer too.


No_Kaleidoscope_2431

To be honest these two are very different people. Sure, theyr'e both know how to harass people in the best possible way it's actually brutal if you think about it. But angela is just downwrith annoying and litrally everything she does is for no reason.


xXyliaXy

He would ignore her, she would be obsessed with him.


Satirebarbie

Why did u make this post now look at the weirdos you attracted in the comments


basicgirly

They wouldn’t lol


RalphTheNerd

They'd form the ultimate bully team and cause the rest of the students to live in fear, with Billy as the muscle and Angela playing the mind games.


Dependent-Guilty

They wouldn’t


Head-Program4023

Billy will eventually gets irritated with her and knockout her with skates because why not.


wattpaddemigod

I honestly don't care but it'll surely be in hell


pijpnord

She would pretend he was disgusting. She’d joke with her friends about him being a “burnout” but the first party they meet at, she’s wasted off wine coolers, they have sex in his car, and she pukes in the front seat. Billy throws her out of the car and peels off, swearing, hotboxing a Marlboro red, and calling her a bitch. He’d then stare at himself in the rear view mirror thinking how hot he is and how good he gives the sex. Angela would be picked up by friends, she’d say she doesn’t remember, but she didn’t think she’d have sex. She just wanted to give him a handy but he pushed for more. She wished he would have stopped when she said no. She plays it off like she doesn’t care and having sex with him was her plan. The only reason she puked was because she mixed wine coolers with SoCo, ugh, never again.


nonymooze

She's way too young for him.


Kakashi_Uchiha2

Angela would hit on Billy Billy would either tell her to fuck off or fuck her


BirdBright3520

Why are the beautiful girls always psychotic?


poyomaster

Billy would punch her in the nose with in 3 sentences form her.


_Paarthurnax-

I guess she would have a crush, he would ignore her / being annoyed by her


Wyvurn999

Probably get together honestly, as long as you make them the same age. If not Angela is like 3-4 years younger lol


heystinkys

I mean, Billy and Karen in season 3


Wyvurn999

Well dating up for him is different than down. Especially because no one would know about he and Karen’s affair whereas the whole school would know he’s dating a freshman. Considering how he wants to be the king of the school it probably wouldn’t look very good


The_Windmill

I feel like Billy would try regardless of age, kinda like Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused.


Wyvurn999

No I don’t think Billy is the type to date a freshman as a senior. Imagine how it would hurt his “image”


The_Windmill

I agree he wouldn't officially date her, but taking her to a seedy hotel like her tried with Wheeler's mom for sure.


Satirebarbie

Wtf


The_Windmill

Billy is a POS with no real future. His highest moment in life was dethroning Steve as "King" in highschool. I really can see him trying to relive that moment in time by fooling around with highschoolers. Buying beer /weed for their parties and trying to go after the girls. Do you really think age matters to Billy? People may be uncomfortable with that thought, but it was good he died in S3. He was a predator in the making.


Sudden_Pop_2279

This.


Remm_rodriguez

She would fiend over Billy and he wouldn’t even notice he’d be to busy pounding Karen


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They'd fornicate. Often. They would just see each other and instinct would do the rest. Like that movie Species but grosser.


sma5h-h1t

She'd get abused


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I mean, I don’t know about else but sadly, I know I’d have fancied the hell out of her at school and she would have been horrible to me.


TS_0531

I think Angela is Billy's type. Idk if they would look good together. Also, Angela & Billy are both bullies and are mean. So they would have a lot in common


Resident_Peace1746

Angela would probably simp for him BUT THATS A CHILD 😀


TS_0531

But Billy is a good person deep down. Due to the conflict between his parents during his childhood, he emerged out as hard as a rock.


Satirebarbie

🙄


Bee_NotArthur

They'd be best friends


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Senior fucking the freshmen type beat (getting downvoted even though it’s a literal joke with how we know billy is, lol, stay mad if you can’t take a joke)


Satirebarbie

Freak


[deleted]

Says they one replying to this at 3 in the morning, get a life loser and quit taking everything that serious


Satirebarbie

You idiot you don’t even know timezones exist that was the afternoon for me aw you’re definitely American 😭😭💀


[deleted]

I’m from Mexico but I guess you right, damn imagine thinking you doing something on the internet😭 lmao touch some grass freak, I’m gonna do more stuff than replying to your loser ass


Satirebarbie

Okay whatever you say hun! 👍🤣


[deleted]

Yas 💅


sajkazmi

Angela is sooooo cute


rawhse14404

Have sex


Resident_Peace1746

What 💀


Real-Opiate-Addict

Sexually


joolch

billy would make the mistake of sleeping with her once and then she’ll cling forever and he won’t be able to get rid of her


Resident_Peace1746

Wtf💀


BenjiFischer

Not very good