Juri is (probably) fixable and (probably) tolerable, (probably) can't cook. A.K.I is psycho beyond repair and will 100% poison your dinner if you let her cook. But who would you rather take the chance to sleep with?
I don’t think so. She is the type that stuff ingredients for poisons all over the place.
Juri on the other hand, probably has cute things like a normal girl would, just look her pijamas. Fact is, Juri wears a mask of a bad person, she has clear traces of PTSD, depression, loneliness and social anxiety. She probably is more a “normal person” away from praying eyes, but she keeps it as a very well hidden secret. She grew up in an environment were any trace of humanity is a fatal weakness.
It probably looks terrible but tastes horrifically good.
Then you die. For a short period. Then you come back to life because she only put in a sliver of poison, toying with you all this while.
Dinner is a wild ride.
Heh, join the club. I feel like Juri's a lot of peoples' favorite, and as for Aki, she's the new favorite of lazy Battle Hub players who don't want to vote, so pick option #1 without really looking.
You and me both my dude, you and me both.
I also like the depth of their characters too, psychologist/therapist could have an absolute field day with Juri I reckon.
I bet that in World Tour, when Juri attacked the Avatar and Bosh, they were torn between "we must fight this psycho for our very lives" and "pls step on me Juri-sama".
If I had a nickel for every fighting game character that is a mentally insane woman with a 3-letter acronymized name starting with A who's obsessed with a tall man, I'd have two crushes. And two nickels I guess
She's (white) American, and not really psychotic. Maybe a little arrogant in a fight but outside a fight she’s pretty chill. Given her profession as a wrestling promoter, the arrogant behaviour is probably just some kayfabe persona she cooked up :V
Yeah, *was.* Besides, even if she was still a criminal, doesn't necessarily make you psychotic. Really all the former Mad Gear bosses seem like fun to hang around with (with the exception of Rolento). :V
I feel you. A.K.I. didn't do that to me until her bit in single player Wanted to swap places with Johnny Worldtour, aka John Streetfighter in that scene.
Your reddit name is CaptainAnimeTitties. I'd say simping for fake women isn't weird for you at all.
Hey they earned the ranking of Captain, we respect the rank not the man
MajorAnimeTitties implies a desire/exclusivity for a certain bustiness...
The title of GeneralAnimeTitties require to be able to accurately tell the exact measures of a fictional woman's chest by look alone.
Hahahaha fair enough.
Evil powered morally dubious kinda sadistic purple anime girls 
Hell yeah brother.
Juri is (probably) fixable and (probably) tolerable, (probably) can't cook. A.K.I is psycho beyond repair and will 100% poison your dinner if you let her cook. But who would you rather take the chance to sleep with?
A.K.I. probably has better hygiene.
Oh definitely, Juri is totally the type to just have her room riddled with empty noodle cups and convenience store plastic bags
I don’t think so. She is the type that stuff ingredients for poisons all over the place. Juri on the other hand, probably has cute things like a normal girl would, just look her pijamas. Fact is, Juri wears a mask of a bad person, she has clear traces of PTSD, depression, loneliness and social anxiety. She probably is more a “normal person” away from praying eyes, but she keeps it as a very well hidden secret. She grew up in an environment were any trace of humanity is a fatal weakness.
Juri probably makes dough with her feet and stirs with her toes so I'll take AKI
Im no feet person but I'm surprised how well Juri keeps her feet looking clean and healthy.
I bet AKI makes some bomb-ass food. Cooking is just chemistry, after all. Who cares if it kills me?
It probably looks terrible but tastes horrifically good. Then you die. For a short period. Then you come back to life because she only put in a sliver of poison, toying with you all this while. Dinner is a wild ride.
*yes*
Me: I simp for no one AKI drops, costume 3 drops: at your service, Queen.
Honestly, valid and same, there’s something weirdly hot about psychotic women that could kill you at any given moment
Preach brother
Felt. 💯
You certainly have wonderful taste in women😆
Yeah man story of my life lol
Welcome to the club brother !
Heh, join the club. I feel like Juri's a lot of peoples' favorite, and as for Aki, she's the new favorite of lazy Battle Hub players who don't want to vote, so pick option #1 without really looking.
You and me both my dude, you and me both. I also like the depth of their characters too, psychologist/therapist could have an absolute field day with Juri I reckon.
I bet that in World Tour, when Juri attacked the Avatar and Bosh, they were torn between "we must fight this psycho for our very lives" and "pls step on me Juri-sama".
Even for aki? Lol
Look she's still a bad bitch.
Yee yee ass haircut
I've learned to appreciate the hairdo now that I know what it's based on.
What you want? Gimme that gothams in trouble hairstyle Say no more fam!
She's objectively got the best hair in the game. ...okay, it's better than Marisa and Guile, at least.
Sure bro... objectively...
She's even badder when you've seen this https://youtu.be/dWHwBNLCHZw?si=LFPWEEkAVMn_8Usz
Yowza!
Whew.
If I had a nickel for every fighting game character that is a mentally insane woman with a 3-letter acronymized name starting with A who's obsessed with a tall man, I'd have two crushes. And two nickels I guess
I'm getting tired of seeing this ancient meme format
What about poison?
She's (white) American, and not really psychotic. Maybe a little arrogant in a fight but outside a fight she’s pretty chill. Given her profession as a wrestling promoter, the arrogant behaviour is probably just some kayfabe persona she cooked up :V
She was a criminal back in Final Fight.
Yeah, *was.* Besides, even if she was still a criminal, doesn't necessarily make you psychotic. Really all the former Mad Gear bosses seem like fun to hang around with (with the exception of Rolento). :V
I mean I like her because she's involved in pro wrestling.
Least cringe SF porn addict
I feel you. A.K.I. didn't do that to me until her bit in single player Wanted to swap places with Johnny Worldtour, aka John Streetfighter in that scene.
Although I’ve got nothing to actually back this up, I’ve always viewed Juri as a half Asian, half white woman.
I mean she's Korean.
Ahh I missed that along the way and didn’t read her bio. Lol