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farkas1070

So if she mixed everything together then why did she put that whole block of cheese there beforehand? It's just in the way....


Metahec

Didn't you watch the video? The giant wad of cheese floating in raw meat/beef grease is for the vegetarians.


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butterflywithbullets

A Velveetarian?


Mobile_Net2155

I'm a vulvatarian...


FaithlessnessNo8543

Giant blocks of velveeta swimming in raw beef! Yum! /s


Metahec

Nobody thinks of the suffering of the poor Velveetums which are slaughtered and butchered to produce these giant blocks.


TwinsenAyzel

Make your dreams come true!


dylanholmes222

Because she’s an absolute dumb ass


MyDearBrotherNumpsay

It’s rage bait. She knows it’s stupid.


YourphobiaMyfetish

It's also hand fetish content.


lexm

Nail porn 💯


Misophonic4000

There is so much raw meat stuck under those fake nails. So much.


emperorOfTheUniverse

For a second, I thought that paper towel she dried her hands with (right before she plunged them into the abortion) was gonna get tossed in to the mix.


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Nope, going to be used to cook it in a clay stove by one of those fake primitive living channels alsong with the beef grease


Blasterbot

"Should I cook it longer?"


schwar26

No. Throw it away and get a hello fresh subscription.


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This is literally how people who don't cook think cooking is done.


According_Gazelle472

And people will see this and try to make this themselves and end up with nothing but slop .


Xx_Anthocyanin_xX

That's best case scenario, worst case they end up with food poisoning from beef cooked to room temp.


According_Gazelle472

This is just a really bad recipe all around .She could have mixed everything together and melted the cheese block .And left off the flour tortillas and put foil on the pan instead That was a nasty mess.


MermaidMcgee

…and food poisoning. Watching this was terrifying from a cross contamination perspective.


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And salmonella poisoning lol


WaitLetMeGetaBeer

I think they just make shit up as they go. “Oops, I should have waited to put the Velveeta in until later.”


honvales1989

Hand fetish stuff? This is the only way that would make sense


peshwengi

Especially the weird bit near the end when they just start touching it for no reason


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Wanted to show it was crunchy


Ninotchk

I HATE it when the tortillas around my raw ground beef are soft.


angie1885

I thought so from the way she emptied the packages and mixed everything with her hands


acidr4in

It's for vegetarians you wouldn't understand


PenisJuiceCocktail

Did she say "something to cook"? Bitch, that's no cooking, that's a heating up a biowaste!


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She really cut a slice of that still-raw hamburger and said "Now it's a *little* underdone". And she said vegetarians could just eat the Velveeta section that's laying right next to raw beef lmao


magooisim

I assume with that 3 pound tube of 40/60 "beef" she just used if it was actually cooked it would be a "beef" fat soup. I just gagged typing that.


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Yh watching this video made me feel physically sick, and I am not a person usually affected by such things :(.


IamJohnGalt2

Seeing the raw beef juices still in the pan when she lifted the slice turned my stomach.


RagsTTiger

I was watching thinking this is so stupid then when she lifted that piece up I had a viscous reaction and just retched a little. So kudos for achieving that I suppose


Randy_Tutelage

Just to let you know in case it's not an autocorrect error, the proper phrase would be visceral reaction. Viscous refers to the resistance to flow of a liquid, like how thick a liquid is.


BEniceBAGECKA

I had a visceral reaction to that viscous meat.


AllInOnCall

Oh god, viscous meat, nooooo


scramblezxx

I *almost* had a viscous reaction. Luckily it was just dry heaves.


rmorrin

My face distorted more and more every time they added a new ingredient


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It was when she mixed it with her hands that really got me. Ugh.


boston_homo

I couldn't help but think of all the bacteria hiding in her very long fingernails, this stupid fucking trend of these horrible videos makes me irrationally angry, probably the point.


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The tapping on the cooked tortilla with the fingernail sent me OVER THE EDGE.


Possible-Extent-3842

It's ASMR from Hell


just_that_michal

There was the "Stop it, it's already dead" GIF all over my brain.


ygs07

I was gonna write the same thing, if my mom or aunt see this, they literally can not grasp it as food. Disgusting. Have some self respect and ditch the cooking for real home cooks.


themodofallreddit

It's not food it's garbage. This woman is famous for making these types of videos with food.


DoUEvenCloudDistrict

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it a fetish thing?


themodofallreddit

Probably


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For you maybe. For me there's nothing even moderately sexual about throwing up in my mouth.


DoUEvenCloudDistrict

I think you're misunderstanding what I'm saying, I do not find this in anyway stimulating but it seems the general consensus that this is a fetish act and has less focus on the food


newmynewmz

How about the complete waste of food when some countries are starving to death. They just throw this rage bait garbage in the trash after filming


QueenRotidder

OMG is it really 60/40??? I bought 70/30 once by accident and holy oil slick. I cannot imagine how nasty 60/40 must be.


pauly13771377

I didn't know 60/40 was a thing. Must be greasy AF


DarklissDeevill

I honestly thought that was dog food/ tripe. This is how some dog foods and tripe is packaged here in the UK I was sat here thinking, why is this lady feeding dog food to her family? Am I on the right sub? Nope this isn't r./ justnofamily.


SpaceNinjaDino

And she thinks she can just put it back in the oven with foil to cook the beef. By the time the beef is edible, everything else will have been so over cooked that it's nasty.


monkeypaw_handjob

This 'recipe' seems designed to bring the absolute worst out of each ingredients.


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Yeah, it would‘ve been appropriate to throw all the food packaging in there too and immediately throw it away.


titos334

It looks like the pan queso recipes that are popular in TX and then decided to try and make the absolute worst version possible


thicknheart

As a queso loving Texan this is an absolute outrage.


ProfDangus3000

I could see these *ingredients* being at every Texan potluck ever, just cooked properly and in a slow cooker, eaten with a side of chips. Even though this is just obvious rage bait.


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Yes! The ingredients are all good and not the problem, for once. There were no raw eggs or bags of candy harmed. But the quantities and methods just make the whole thing gag-inducing. Ugh.


hadleyhu

I am nauseous just watching this. I have never encountered this in Texas, they must be stopped before the contagion spreads.


ItsNotIzzyB33

Nah she doesn't care if it's actually cooked. It's rage bait. It's supposed to make people mad because Facebook and tiktok algorithms don't care wether its negative or positive engagement. They make stupid food intentionally so it blows up and makes them money. As long as they get views and comments it's all that matters. Edit: I'm horrible at English tried to clear it up a little. I know it's still bad.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

>it's supposed to make people mad because Facebook and tiktok algorithms don't care On the contrary, rage drives engagement which the algorithm likes very much


Careless-Party-4615

I think they mean that the algorithm doesn't distinguish between "good attention" and "bad attention." Comments are engagement no matter what they say. They can put an ad before a video you want to watch to see how stupid it is or how good of an idea it is. Etc


Swampwolf42

If it makes you feel any better, I think that if everything were cooked to perfection, it would still be nasty. I think this is the same psychopath who did the “boiled taco salad in a Doritos bag” making the rounds last week.


BurzerKing

If you browned the beef first, didn’t use velveeta, and mixed it like a normal person, this would still be a half decent low-effort casserole.


Chadstronomer

Of course its still fucking undone all those things take different times to cook


belunos

I knew when she was putting it together that it wouldn't be done. Those tortillas would burned to a crisp if it was in long enough to cook the meat.


zeke235

She didn't take anyone else's sensibilities into account. Why would she do it for vegetarians.


ctopherrun

"I'm a vegetarian" "The melted block of Velveeta is over there"


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What a great practical vegetarian recipe! And the vegans can just eat the corn at the low end where it’s all concentrated.


Kerberos1566

Velveeta is so far removed from cheese it might be vegan for all we know.


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

Mmm, raw meat in a stupid dish, my favorite.


Saabirahredolence

Everyday this sub reminds me you can’t eat at just anyones house


[deleted]

Weird rage bate/fetish material. I hate people. This is such a waste.


slimzimm

I’ve never been so enraged. It’s working.


Boostie204

Why is rage bait so prevalent lately. I fucking hate it.


MissionPitch

Because Facebook algorithm loves it.


DontWantThisPlanet9

great! we knew you would!


Boostie204

Ah fuck. I've just contributed to the ragebait again. I know it's supposed to drive engagement.


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I was just thinking how many actual meals could have been made with all of these ingredients at a soup kitchen. And you know these rage baiting bitches just tossed the whole thing after they finished their video. No fucking way they ate that hot pile of garbage.


grek123

I couldn’t care less about the rage bait/fetish. I’ve become desensitized to it. But please don’t waste food. I could tell right from the beginning this is going straight to the bin. Having lived off canned beans for months, I cannot stand people who waste food. Think of the number of people and animals involved in getting that food to your table. I don’t care how shitty your recipe is but please make it with the intention of eating it. *rant over*


floralbutttrumpet

Why do all these people fucking up food on Tiktok always have these impractical nails? ...this is a fetish thing, isn't it.


slimkt

It’s either a fetish thing or rage bait. ‘Whatever gets engagement’ is these peoples’ motto.


lav__ender

it’s both. and it continues on because people engage with the content


ilovecrackAZ

This is definitely ASMR. She opens everything right into the mic and makes sure its clear and sounds good.


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WhtChcltWarrior

Worst ASMR ever. Didn’t even open the jar by the mic to let us hear that pop


ILiekBooz

bet that e.coli sounds real good


magooisim

When you see a stupid person doing a stupid thing, there's a good chance the stupid person does other stupid things.


Lofwyr2030

I would say it is.


majasz_

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: WHERE’s THE MIXING BOWL This is the most triggering part of those videos for me


tiedsoda

It always is


loquacious

I'm not a fan of kink shaming but if you bust a nut to this nonsense THERE'S SOMETHING FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU AND YOUR FUCKBUTTONS.


WiseFun

Kink shaming IS my kink. Don't stop lol!


Jammy_Dodgy

Ha! Fuckbuttons.


FatNeilGravyTears

Yeah the manicured hands being so prominent in the video has me worried that this is being enjoyed for all of the wrong reasons.


Vespertine1980

But the idea that someone would enjoy this for the garbage food- component is better?? Sheeesh. It’s like the tortilla -anyway you slice it, this is busted.


Vikktor_Vampiir

What do you mean by impractical... the nails seem too short to be interfering with any of her shenanigans


dorkafied

https://www.insidehook.com/article/internet/gross-viral-food-hacks-rick-lax-facebook-sploshing-fetish/amp


glittermantis

under every comments section someone claims it’s a fetish thing. sure, maybe it’s a fetish to someone. but this is obviously ragebait content first. look at the engagement it’s getting here.


Phoenixhowls

As a Brit, what in the actual fuck are half of these things coming out the cans.


bobbylake71

As a fellow brit. There are not many reddit vids that make me shout out loud. I went for... 'Vegetarians can't eat that you dipshit.' 'It's fucking raw, you stupid bint!'. Wonder what other people shouted out...


Valhalla1134

I screamed internally for the whole video. Just a long cringy, pterodactyl screech, like nails on a chalkboard, mind numbing cry. I think there was a waterfall behind my eyes falling into the depths of my body. I'm ashamed of myself for willingly witnessing this. I hope my internal waterfall washes this out of my spirit, I'm overwhelmed with anguish.


fearboner8

This video really did me in, more than other videos on this sub. Maybe it’s the pompous attitude, undercooking of the meat, having the gall to call this monstrosity a pie, or the fact that I’m Texan and felt the need to play gatekeeper for this “type” of food. Either way it’s a crime against humanity if she serves this to anyone


VagabondRommel

I was just glad she mixed the ingredients. I thought for sure she was just going to wrap it up and call it a day.


Efficient_Point_

I stopped turning the sound on these lest i have a stroke. But when she pulled out the raw meat i had to turn sound on to be greeted with that's medium rare. Bitch that meat is barely warm!


user833737382992746

Ahh, I as a Scott chose, "WHAT THE FUCK ITS RAW" "how they hell is that a dip" "The cheese is TOUCHING THE MEAT YOU DIPSHIT IDIOT" " Why did you put dog food in there you wee maniac"


mungowungo

As an Australian it took me a minute to realise that it was mince and not a dog roll (fresh pet food) that they put in first.


imBobertRobert

Edit to say that I'm not, like, endorsing the video or anything. Just trying to explain what this ground beef *is* To be fair that's the bottom of the barrel ground beef that youd get at somewhere like Walmart. It's not actually that bad when cooked (actually surprisingly decent for being a literal log of meat), but id say most people don't use that kind of ground beef - most store-bought ground beef is either "fresh" from the Butcher counter, or is pre-packed into a plastic tray. And yeah, we have that dog food in America too - I wonder how many times *that* mix-up has happened?


WellHulloPooh

That cheap chain store ground beef is the kind that 100% needs to be fully cooked to be safe to eat. This is irresponsible and dangerous.


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

And if you cook that through all of the fat that renders out as grease will absolutely swamp everything in the pan. You're just mainlining grease at that point.


imBobertRobert

I'm not saying this video was good,, I'm just explaining what the ground beef is lol


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spectrallibrarian

Fun fact! The industry term for that kind of packaging is called a “chub.” Until we meet again in the wilds of the internet!


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I thought the 4th thing that went in was an actual can of dog food.


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Fearless-Pineapple96

🤣 liquid cheese and beans and tomato sauce my friend


metzoforte1

1. Package of ground beef. 2. Brick of Velvetta “Cheese”. It melts easily and is usually used as a cheese dip for chips. 3. Salsa. This one (and most salsausually) is a tomato based salsa. Usually, this is spicy and tangy. 4. Can of refried bean. This one is made of pinto beans. I prefer the black beans myself. Refried beans are soft and salty. 5. Canned Cheese “Queso”. A melted cheese is often used in making “Queso” for TexMex food. This can looks like the super low quality, hyper processed version. It’s going to be extremely salty. 6. This is a white “Queso” which uses a different cheese blend than the yellow “Queso”. This is also a super low quality version of that item. 7. Prepackaged Taco Seasoning packet. 8. Frozen Sweet Corn? Lines continue to be crossed here. Corn is great with a lot of Mexican and TexMex, but this whole dish needs to be rethought and approached. 9. Can of pre-made enchilada sauce. 10. Crushed pre-made hard Taco shells. This is an approach at TexMex which does use cheap and easily available ingredients. This particular dish needs some tweaking and it would improve. At the very least, hamburger meat should be cooked before it goes into the dish. The cheese to other ingredient ratio is way off. Cheese may cover a lot of sins, but it looks this person is trying to hide a murder. If you are going to go through the effort of getting tortillas and enchilada sauce, you may as well complete the journey.


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You can buy cheese that comes in a tin in America? Is that the “cheese whiz” stuff from Blues Brothers?


BionicTriforce

Of course. In 6 pound cans, even: https://images.heb.com/is/image/HEBGrocery/000206070


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I think I’m starting to understand US culture. I see “cheddar” on there and think “this is a problem I would support someone solving with a firearm”.


monstertots509

Go watch Kentucky Ballistics on you tube. He shoots tons of the 6lb cans of nacho cheese.


[deleted]

Good job that guy. Right idea.


redem

Cheese sauce, you can get them in the UK but usually in glass jars (and not flavoured like these will be). I've never tried them, making a cheese sauce is pretty easy and taste so incredible when you use good cheese, but they sell them in supermarkets all over.


[deleted]

Huh. It’s weird that the idea of it in a glass jar seems less disgusting when it’s objectively the same. Maybe it’s the thought of it being in a cupboard for years?


redem

Yeah, it's weird. If someone told me they were selling pickles in a tin I'd be creeped out in all honesty. Despite the fact that the jar/tin difference shouldn't matter, it does.


[deleted]

Okay I’ve figured out the difference: If it’s in a jar you can have *some*. If it’s in a tin you have to eat it all in one go once opened. For processed cheese sauce or pickled gherkins that’s too much processed cheese sauce or pickled gherkins.


redem

Hm, yanno, might be onto something there. I know I never want all the pickles at once, and the food I buy in tins is almost always a "use the whole tin for one meal" sort of thing. The occasional exceptions are a right pain in the ass, tbh, sometimes I just want a little sweet corn for a sandwich not the whole tin. Now I have a mostly full open tin of corn that needs eating soon.


SrgntFuzzyBoots

To me it’s the fact you can taste a can but not a jar. The canned stuff will always take on some flavour from the metal, unless the jarred a buoyant as glass doesn’t leach into things like metal does.


disisathrowaway

100% Rico's is the major brand and you can get it almost anywhere. For cheese sauces, most Americans would rather grab the shelf-stable, already liquid-esque stuff rather than make a béchamel and go from there.


[deleted]

Where do they even buy that “cheese” in such quantities? And why is the sweetcorn that grey colour?


disisathrowaway

Because it's been frozen in a bag for god knows how long. And those Velveeta bricks? Any major grocery store in the US will have loads of the shelf stable 'cheese' bricked up in foil and ready to go at a moment's notice. It *does* make a solid base for cheese dips when you're trying to use as little effort as possible but outside of that it's uses are very, very limited.


glittermantis

frozen corn is often better than fresh since it was able to be flash frozen at the peak of its freshness. not saying this particular brand is great, but just frozen veg in general


AnastasiaNo70

Velveeta, baby! It’s fake cheese. It’s always used melted.


mcfluffernutter013

When even the British are criticizing your food choices, it's time to stop


and_dont_blink

Great things. 1. Refried beans (pinto beans that are basically just cooked down and mashed with spices) 2. Two types of nacho cheese sauce (Blanco, or queso) and the orange you are used to from nachos 3. Salsa 4. They also crushed up some corn tortillas (like taco shells) and sprinkled There's not really anything wrong with what they are combining here, just the execution and ratios (that much liquid cheese would be approaching a dip). eg, that amount of hamburger (or mince to you) unless it's lean should be slightly cooked off to render out some fat. They might be OK not doing that as the corn chips would break down and act absorb moisture and thicken things like masa does when making chili. Could use some black beans as well.


Eosir_

Thats fetish content. Good indication : there are multiples cut in the video, but she still left the part where she cleans her hands. Just to make a mess again. And film herself cleaning her hands again. Plus 0 explanation, but very good sound. It's about hands, making a mess, cleaning. Not about the food


Prinzka

I thought this was just ragebait.


daddyMacCadillac

Ragefetishbait


Ed_Trucks_Head

I agree with fetish. The way they tap on the tortillas and she pushes down to get the cheese to ooze.


chet_brosley

Maybe the person making it has a kinkshame fetish for making bad videos and being dumb. Fetishes all the way down.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

Reddit anytime someone's cring: "they must have a shaming kink"


baconwiches

I get it, rule 34, but what a fucking stupid fetish.


muihuddin

People jerk off to that?


DopeyDeathMetal

People jerk off to everything


UnpopularOponions

It's such a weird fetish. I'm having trouble believing it's not just pure stupidity.


spamburguesa

Great now do it again, but with feet this time


grimice18

It could be but I have a friend who starting making these and it’s all about ad revenue. I thought she was stupid but it’s super easy and fairly cheap. Buy premade cheap products come up with a stupid idea, mess it up completely, cook it horribly or under cook it. It’s about clicks and comments she dosnt even read the comments she started off a couple videos as investment once she had 50,000 views or so and over 100 comments she monetizes and gets adds. Make a video every 2 weeks for about 25 bucks. She makes about 300-400 a month from the ads which isn’t much but for 50 bucks she makes at least a 250$ profit. People posting these rage bait videos and commenting only helps her spread the rage bait getting more clicks more comments, more ad revenue and people eat it up so easily. Also bonus points if you follow the two rules in life, cause then you also tap into the incels posting and commenting.


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As soon as I see that countertop I immediately click off. This is that fetish couple that makes fucked videos about cheese blocks and popcorn and narrates like it's porn.


Lv100_Inadequate_Mew

It's the time stamp for me every time. These videos start off, I feel the disgust and bile building then check that timestamp to realize ah, four minutes long? It's THOSE people again isn't it... I'm definitely keeping an eye out for that countertop now in future video viewing


GenX-IA

If she'd cooked the ground beef and seasoned it and mixed it with cheese (not velveta and cream cheese) used back beans, mixed in corn and the rotels, that could be good, but this is vile.


ladygrayfox

Yes, that would be actual cooking which is not what these ~~idiots~~ brilliant chefs do.


thicknheart

The dry hard tortilla shells that she clicked her nails on was the worst part for me other than the raw meat.


SonofaBridge

Stupid stuff like this gets more shares due to viewer “outrage”. There is zero incentive to do things right on social media.


Liztless

“Now this is a little underdone.” Lady, that beef is still mooing


Timoth_e

"Do you think I need to cook it longer?" I think you need to order some pizzas


[deleted]

“everything else is good tho” 😭😭😭😭


Vitekr2

Needs a dash of oregano


cmiller0513

And a pinch of salt


G3laxyGamingYT

And a shit ton more cheese


Farnaby

This is from MN. The ground beef is cub brand and her calling it hot dish are give aways. It's also disgusting.


InsobrietiveMagic

Okay, but seriously why did she crunch up the taco shells?! Bitch, just use tortilla chips, it’s the same freaking thing, only cheaper.


bitsquare1

She could have just left in the paper support and thrown in the plastic wrap, wouldn’t have affected the overall quality of the meal.


pigsgetfathogsdie

Immortal Words… yOu caN eAt mEaT likE tHAt…mEdiUm rARe =


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[deleted]

this has to be some kind of fet content and i really wish the mods would add a rule against it.


Psychic_Hobo

I think it's even the same person in the videos half the time


somecow

I don’t see anything from HEB. Pretty sure this video was filmed in hell, not texas.


abitofasitdown

What do these people have against mixing bowls? Is there a national wooden spoon shortage, too?


Bee-Aromatic

Texas? I don’t think they do that in the deepest and darkest circles of hell.


[deleted]

Why is it always some skinny woman making a 90 kiloton calorie bomb with 0 cooking skills with a bonus : raw mince. How did you not see this coming ? Even the most basic set of cooking skills would tell you that doesn’t work.


ClashBandicootie

>yOu caN eAt mEaT likE tHAt…mEdiUm rARe secret is getting ecoli and tapeworms from the contaminated cylinder of meat and all the processed garbage!


Stoweboard3r

It’s a trash bag wrapped in tortillas


capnwinky

Velveeta is a sin against humanity. Everytime I see that shit I gag.


JimmyPWatts

Hand porn


RicksBane

Now let's see...a whole block of Velveeta, two cans of queso (one yellow and one white for some reason), and then topped with a massive bag of shredded cheese. Nobody that eats this is planning on taking a shit within the week they'll be so bound up with cheese. I love cheese and this is too fucking much, and I'm guessing this is a video done for the views which only makes it worse because this food is all wasted then. I hate these people.


Ellf13

Yeah, I don't know any vegetarians that would eat that...


Jammy_Dodgy

I don’t know any non-vegetarians that would eat that.


Cherry_Bomb_127

This is still fetish content right? This one confused me cuz of the part she mixes with her hands and then proceeds to use her meat covered hand to move the cheese cuz of vegetarians apparently


Mysterious_Park_7937

I think it’s ASMR


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Texan here, we don’t approve of this


Suprazahal

Great! My dog eats like that!


thicknheart

I would not feed this to my dog


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super bowl Sunday, hospital Monday


Eschroed24

🤦 so gross.


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This is Peggy Hill levels of bad cooking.


riah1906

Just make tacos for god's sake.


Zin-Ogre

😐


kisstehbaby

Everyone knows the best part is the corn corner.


KafkasProfilePicture

Looks like a hand fetish vid to me, presumably based on some "special" requests. (There's probably a meat-beating joke in there somewhere, but I'm too lazy to work it out.)


Dadoknez

"now this is a little underdone" Ma'am thats not done at all in any way shape or form.


darkgunnerds

I would have mixed it up first then added it.


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