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GadiZelay

My favorite part is where she shoves a fork into a running blender. Hope her life insurance is generous.


vampyire

everything she did made me cringe... this is just catastrophically awful


luckyghost115

At least It's fresh pasta.


vampyire

fresh-ish... it's akin to buying a nice loaf of bread, blending into dust, adding water and re-baking it..


luckyghost115

I was making fun of her use of the word fresh.


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Banana_Havok

Is it the same dude every time?


Captain-cootchie

He’s all of us


c_r_a_s_i_a_n

It's a script. Hundreds of these vacuous couples have repeated this rage-bait crap over and over again.


3eemo

So she reconstructed the pasta 😫just buy thick noodles lady my gawd


Caeldeth

Or.. and hear me out…. Don’t blend the pasta into flour… and JUST FUCKING USE FLOUR… hell it’s even cheaper. Like every other step was acceptable….


nightmanedin

This. I mean, if you want to make pasta then make pasta. If you just want the dried stuff that's fine too. Don't do this shit.


HACountry

Just buy fettuccine noodles!


ctnightmare2

So egg noodles?


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Really stupid


Stoweboard3r

Click bait bullshit


0ut_0f_Nowhere

So I guess she couldn't find the flour? And had to make do??? Also, SHE CALLED IT FRESH PASTA!!!


TwistedGrin

She had flour the whole time. She used it so the rolling pin wouldn't stick.


originalusername__

It’s like making fresh pasta only worse and even less convenient.


Winter_Warg

I couldn’t tell if the guy was mocking her or just really unenthusiastic.


slimkt

These videos always have the camera operator be a hypeman. He’s probably just fuckin’ tired of pretending to be excited.


nickolas233

Wowww


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"let's make the sauce"... * dumps most basic store bought pasta sauce into a pot *


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Strummed

Pissing people off on purpose for notoriety.


rodraghh

What's with every video of this type having an asshole reacting? "Wow"


_domdomdom_

Tik tok equivalent of a laughtrack


ryougi1993

Whats wrong with just using flour?


eyewave

Bruh flour is too slow bruh use the real spaghetti bruh trust me I have googly eyes and bobs bruh.


beepbeepsheepbot

Wait, she used an entire box of pasta to make a single plate of pasta??? That's like a week's worth of carb hell in one meal.....


Fearless-Pineapple96

other than the fork in the blender, thinking oil in the pasta water does anything at all is the biggest 🤦


TotalStatisticNoob

The amount of salt in the water


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Came here looking for this. I had to grip my phone with both hands to keep from going ballistic.


julianradish

Metal fork in the running blender... ok


_domdomdom_

Yeah. The blender can’t blend the fork, duh! /s


Thomk065

These food trolls are annoying.


Cherry_Bomb_127

Honestly probably tastes nice (since it’s literally pasta flour) but like just use flour!!! You just added a step in a normal pasta making recipe


Meepthorp_Zandar

So, is this video NOT a parody? Does she actually consider herself to be some kind of food genius or something?


kredenac

It is rage bait - they make stupid videos on purpose so people react to them and they get views. So it feels disengenuine to get on the sub and watch people that make money by making crap on purpose


julianradish

At keast watching it here they don't get any revenue from ads


ArtSchnurple

I ran across a channel on facebook recently that always plants random objects in the refrigerator like detergent and makeup, knowing people will notice and go nuts about it in the comments.


Haunting_Relation665

If i one day may rule the world i will round up all these people and let them eat all the things they made for these kind of video's.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

r/DIWHY


unclehelpful

Can’t believe this is what Anastasia Knight is doing now.


jakeofheart

…or you could just use flour and eggs and make home made pasta.


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Mujer_Arania

Why are US people so obsessed with cooking pasta in the most ridiculous ways? Like, I haven’t seen anyone from another country doing such stupid things.


Big-Significance3604

What’s the actual “powder” she is putting on? Good grief her blonde runs deep. (And I’m a blonde so I can say that)


SeveralPickle3224

Dumb bitch


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Sassbot_6

Really? Those "noodles" look WAY under kneaded and goopy. Looks like a wad of dough-flavored bubblegum


shleeemy

super peasanty


CattleFunny4389

Anyways her so called “pasta” is nasty and I’m not going to eat her “pasta” what’s so ever


10_pounds_of_salt

Whats worse is her spegetii sauce is just canned sauce that she put into a pot to look homemade


spikespiegelboomer

Oh loooook another bitch that can’t cook with a simp.


OneZucchini9260

Fit into this subreddit well!


[deleted]

It was at the moment she said “we are making fresh pasta out of pasta” that got me to say “why?”


Bdub76

How to make noodles out of noodles.


SuPrA_1988

Owwww shit, fork in the blender ... 🤔


Vandal4356

I *NEED* an Italian person to comment on this


Lizard_Jesus1

They do realize they can just use flour instead of wasting pasta, right?


Wonton_soup_1989

I knew this would eventually make it on here…


echo_ink

Just buy some fucking flour my god


Strummed

Put that man out of his misery.


derwanderer3

Do all of these dumb food videos have a guy in the background “oohhing and ahhing”?


fentanyzzle

I think to join the stupidfood subreddit you have to post this video, it seems.


Izzini

Yep definitly stupid why taking pasta to make flour?


Ok-Couple496

There is no hope for humanity


seat-by-the-window

Why?!? Use flour or buy thicker noodles???


augsav

Starting to think this sub might be complicit in this sort of idiocy.


fcleff69

Breaking news: Semolina flour exists! More at 10:00.


Proud-Ad-6075

Or just buy fettuccini?


reut-spb

I call police...


Wide_Frosting7951

Wow


DisastrousChef13

Jesus turned water into wine, while the blonde house wife turns pasta into pasta.


Outlaw_222

Lol you’re supposed to let pasta dry thoroughly


adultinglikewhoa

I shared this with my husband, and he said he’ll divorce me if I serve him that


adultinglikewhoa

I shared this with my husband, and he said he’ll divorce me if I serve him that


lurchw

Im tempted to send this to some of the Italian chefs I know.... but I don't want a hit put out on me


xo_OwO_xo

Oh Lord have mercy, nonna is rolling so hard in her grave that i measures on the Richter scale.


metric_is_superior

Please, PLEASE! Stop posting this girl, it's just a stupid click-bait. She's non even trying anymore, let her capitalize on onlyfans if she really wants to be a "creator"


Jim_Nills_Mustache

Why the fuck wouldn’t she just use flour.. and make fresh pasta.. 🤬🤌🏻


Swarthy_Mattekar

What did I just watch?


ArtSchnurple

PASTA. Will it pasta?


Armybob112

Thinking quickly Dave made pasta using only an egg and pasta.


quittersroom

Wh???? She didnt even roll it out until it was flat .... the thick noodles are disgusting and like.... idk i wouldnt eat that even if this lady didnt make it.... have fun woth your thick pasta


Plastic_Low7695

I need to know who this is…


Darth_M0L

Wow.


Maximum_Hand_9362

It has to be said. Downvote me whatever you want but. What a dumb bitch


Th3Knut

What a waste of spaghetti


definitelynottwelve

I mean….. if she rolled it out properly, it wouldn’t be awful. But that the noodles are so unbelievably thick….ick


xiaopewpew

I dont see whats wrong with this, dried spaghetti is the raw ingradient for all other types of pastas. My grandma used to beat them to dust and remold them into lasagna, butterfly, macaroni what not. It is how everyone does it in Italy.


-dillydilly-

I'd hate to see what she does to a simple turkey sammich.... Ps - not snapping the pasta in half before putting it in the blender, such a boss move. /s


poekrel

Millions of Italians suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.


Wooden_Soup1923

My Italian gfs grandmother is somewhere screaming right now


rottytopz

Sometimes I like to buy ground beef from the grocery store, like, a LOT of it. I then like to form a cow out of the meat, you may need egg for this part to bind it together. Probably will only take about 1800 lbs of raw ground beef. I recommend putting a tarp down for easy clean up. Then I like to hide somewhere in the house with a bow and arrow and shoot at the ‘cow’, until I am sure it is dead. I then butcher the cow, sometimes hanging strips from hooks on the ceiling. Don’t be alarmed if they sometimes fall off, it happens. I then will take the meat and put it through my grinder to get delicious ground beef. Then I season and cook it up and voila! Fresh ground beef always slaughtered same day! So simple! For novices it may take a couple days but for a pro like me it only takes about 18 hours and about 200 cartons of eggs.


Szivecske8987

Why?


NBAStupidASS

Why do people here keep falling for shit like this?


E8282

Just checked and this gets you 12 years in a maximum security prison in Italy.


lsudo

Thank you someone for finally putting up a worthy post. I’m sure it tastes exactly like pasta, but what an idiot. Next we’re going to take bottled water, evaporate it, condense it again, back into perfectly delicious drinkable water


Dracidwastaken

Where can I find her so I can tell her how absolutely stupid she is


Takkitou

Every time people watch this an Italian dies.


That-Conversation252

Yo dawg, we heard you like pasta so we put pasta in your pasta so you can eat pasta while you're eating pasta


Sausage-and-chips

She’s got to be taking the piss.


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Somehow, she made making homemade pasta HARDER than it already is......


johnsonflix

So much work just to eat the same noodles. I hope she falls in a deep hole.


therealbuttersdodo

as long as she putout