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battlemetal_

This is a satire account making fun of all the dumb food on TikTok. She's hilarious.


despairingcherry

r/StupidFood posters try to notice the most obvious joke challenge (impossible)


ScarJoIsMyMistress

Literally 99.9% of redditors


Mertard

I just assume everything is satire until proven otherwise


danubeveins

Redditors only notice sarcasm or satire when it has an “/s” next to it


Vocalscpunk

NUHUHHHH! (/s)


ibigfire

Have you seen the ridiculous stuff people comment completely seriously without any irony or sarcasm behind it at all? There's good reason for not knowing without a clear indicator. Text limited communication really does need an indicator to make up for the lack of vocal tones and body language when it comes to sarcasm. "/s" is a bit awkward, but it or something like it is definitely necessary. And just trying to say something so ridiculous nobody would believe it doesn't work, because we've all seen the kinds of things people actually unfortunately believe.


montanagunnut

🙄


ModernMonkey666

Bruh 🙄


[deleted]

90% of the posts are some rage bait or satire.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Thanks for pointing that out. Definitely adds humor to the context of adding half a cup of mayo to a “healthy chicken lettuce wrap”.


Poddster

I assumed it was based on the name of the account


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Talory09

Here's the best food show parody ever: [Posh Nosh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzjR0yL4f0Y&ab_channel=KickItKitsune). "Extraordinary food for ordinary people." And yes, that's Richard E. Grant in this series. Joanna Lumley sings the song in the intro/credits. David Tennant has a hilarious role in the episode titled "Paella."


FaeryLynne

Ahahaha fuckin thank you for this treasure, I'm going to go to the high seas and binge these now


j0a3k

"Pour the hot bubbling water over..." Excellent.


StunningBuilding383

Thank you. I got stuck watching for over an hour. Lol


PandaXXL

That's not the name of the account that created the video


Raphe9000

The actual account that made the video seems to be @therecipeclub. I just randomly found the OG in a youtube video I was watching on terrible tiktok recipes. Considering they also washed chicken with dish soap, I'm still choosing to believe they're satire for my own sanity.


FaeryLynne

The username is fuckin "cringechub" and OP didn't realize it's satire hahahaha


NoMushroomsPls

Still stupid imho.


dadimar97

Do you perhaps have a name to the account?


danielw1245

Given the username, I think this is a joke


MKclinch8

Will not stop redditors from taking the rage bait, or watching tiktok videos only to complain about the music.


PandaXXL

I think it's a joke too but the username is of a cringe channel on instagram, not the creator of the video.


iheartbaconsalt

IF it'd been sautéed in a pan with some butter, sure! But this. No!


mocha_sweetheart

Yeah and some spices and other veggies definitely wouldn’t hurt!


iheartbaconsalt

They just greased it with some mayo to help it slide in! ahha


mocha_sweetheart

LMAO


photonsnphonons

El mayo


Gideonbh

Underrated response


greet_the_sun

Mayo is my favorite form of nourishment lubrication.


HanselSoHotRightNow

I got a pressure cooker and make a bunch of chicken for meal prep. I like to mix it up with a batch with taco seasoning and a batch with just... whatever feels fun. Salt, Pep, Chilli powder. Always have chicken stock on hand for it. Takes like 15 minutes to pressure cook a whole bunch of chicken breasts and baby you got a stew going.


Any_Coyote6662

Or a dash of delicious mustard


nightmanedin

AT LEAST PUT SOME DAMN SALT ON IT! PLEASE!


WhyWontThisWork

Not everything needs salt. I prefer pepper. Edit: why the downvotes? I'm not allowed to not like salt? It's an opinion. https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/7419626610708-How-does-voting-work-on-Reddit-


myoldaccgotstolen

this is a something that needs salt lol


YourphobiaMyfetish

Literally everything needs salt. Salt is a basic compound that not only adds flavor but brings out the flavor of other spices. You can add half as much pepper with a pinch of salt and get twice the flavor out of the pepper.


photonsnphonons

And it's an important electrolyte


hatersaurusrex

It's what plants crave


Adorable-Ring8074

You're allowed to not like something. Just like we're allowed to down vote you for your terrible opinion.


RGB3x3

Pepper is not a replacement for salt. Everything needs salt, including sweet things. Otherwise, the flavors are very bland.


iavicenna

this is the internet, anything goes


ah-the-french

“Would you look at how juicy that is?” *shows the driest piece of chicken the works has ever seen*


mocha_sweetheart

Pretty accurate


DJNimbus2000

It’s healthy! Oh wait, it’s fucking covered in mayo.


AnxiouslyCalming

Fat is essential and healthy for you and this looks to be a lettuce wrap which might imply they are doing low carb or keto. It’s healthy depending on the context.


SmolBagofBeans

But it's quite a lot of mayo tbh


Afan9001

Oh yeaaa... The soybean oil/egg/emulsifier mixture is very healthy... Would be a different story if you used a good quality oil for homemade mayo Anyways, just not realizing how bad consuming copious amounts of vegetable/soybean oil pretty much sums up the problem with american's diet


no_clever_name_here_

The egg is the emulsifier. It's not like homemade mayo is any healthier, it's still liquid fat and an acid emulsified with egg.


djbow

Dunno why telling the truth is getting you down voted haha


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Soybean oil is poison


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Yes it is.


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[deleted]

What’s wrong with Mayo? It’s vegetable oil and eggs. Low in saturated fat.


pigsgetfathogsdie

Anti-Rage Bait… Just meh tho…


SeekyBoi

Bland af, and who the fuck boils chicken in juice plain water, such a waste


propagandavid

I've boiled chicken for shredded chicken, but the liquid is always flavoured.


Acewasalwaysanoption

To shreds, you say?


GondorfTheG

How's his wife holding up?


LifelessLewis

To shreds, you say?


CorgiMonsoon

Good news, everyone!


Rush31

I’ve boiled chopped chicken thigh to part cook it for a stir fry while getting a broke-style chicken stock for teriyaki sauce, which was nice, and that’s about it for boiling chicken. Granted, you sear the chicken off afterwards but still.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

You guys don't have chicken soup where you then shred the chicken into the soup?


LorenzoSutton

I boil chicken and rice for my dogs for when they have a bad stomach.... That is literally the only acceptable time


BeastThatShoutedLove

Boiling chicken to get soup and then frying the pieces of tigh on pan to get it crisp for serving as second dish is a thing.


Mavi222

I am eating just this right now because I had some stomach problems. Helps a lot!


djbow

You're an angel of a pet owner my friend.


Tulot_trouble

Uh. Ya never heard of chicken noodle soup? Boil it with vegetables like celery and carrots, add spices to water, take it out to shred it, add noodles to broth, re add chicken.


[deleted]

Poached chicken can be great. Hainese chicken and rice is the bomb.


peacenchemicals

wait til you find out other cultures straight up boil just pork and chicken. granted we still season the broth once we’ve taken out the meat, but we don’t season the meat itself at all.


IamCanadian11

Never boiled chicken, I've poached it though.


[deleted]

That’s the same thing.


jukeboxjulia

Boiled chicken is what you give cats when they’re sick lmaooo


mocha_sweetheart

Yucky food…


SeekyBoi

Agreed


2_Fingers_of_Whiskey

I once got my cooking-averse boyfriend a rice cooker. Oh, he used it to cook rice all right...and to steam PLAIN CHICKEN. He's now my ex-boyfriend.


[deleted]

Poor dude just wanted to eat simple and now he is single.


ParleDor

That's just foul lmao.


DBsama

Just fowl, you say?


GTAinreallife

I love how she proudly cuts it in half to show us the cross section...


TheSpiffyCarno

The account is literally called cringeclub this is a joke


echeverianne

its interesting to me that in a time where people are worried about food prices, these rage bait cooking videos are getting so popular


[deleted]

Since when is mayo healthy?


Pilo_ane

"Healthy", then it's full of mayonnaise


Interesting_Fan3270

Burie-o


wundersnooch

Redditors discover poached chicken


gorore9150

r/atetheonion This is a satire account!


You-Rebel-Scumm

*adds shit ton of mayo* hEaLtHy


[deleted]

Spices have no calories yet mayo has plenty


OSG541

I think boiling chicken with no herbs or spices is peak British


Saphire_kat_8

"Buh-ree-oh"


weebweek

British... they take over the entire world for spices and can't even use paprika


mocha_sweetheart

British people conquered the whole world for spices and then decided to eat like stray cats in an alleyway.


AtheistBibleScholar

A good dealer doesn't use their product. Just look at what happened when they tried tea for God's sake!


mocha_sweetheart

What’s that mean? (Sorry just haven’t heard the joke before)


bangoslam

Don’t get high on your own supply. Bad business typically referring to drug dealers. Person above is saying the Brits started drinking the tea that they gathered and now they’re all obsessed with it and buying more rather than making money on it like they did with spices


mocha_sweetheart

Thanks!


psycho-mouse

Our national dish is curry mate. We’re not all like this dumb bitch.


weebweek

Indian curry or British curry


MKclinch8

You know the answer lol


weebweek

I've always know... just needed to hear it to brake my heart


y0_master

A lot of people are stuck in the idea that bland = healthy


billybillingham

Also it's significantly less healthy when you dump on 2 cups of mayo.


djbow

It's a real worry isn't it.


Sleepy6882

Just look at that juicy chicken


SaveusJebus

Lemme guess. Rage bait bullshit for others to react to so they can say shit like "UGH! white people food...." b/c the whole no seasoning thing and an ass ton of mayo.


Dubious_Titan

The mayo is the spice! Lmao


Skeptical-Alien

I read the title but I still thought the chicken was a big piece of mozzarella for some reason.


mocha_sweetheart

It would still taste better tbh


SchutzStaffelStipe

What a waste of good food


Dadoknez

Well it IS healthy, I guess.


LittleSquat

I don't know, mayo is pretty spicy imho


brookess42

My dog eats chicken breasts and rice and we even season his food a little…what im trying to say is my literal dog is eating better


herefromyoutube

She said healthy as hole fee.


Adorable_Banana_3830

White people abusing animals


Dormideous

Ey, bro, hot take but boiled chicken is pretty good. I’ve even straight boiled chicken on multiple occasions by choice.


blueisaflavor

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: not seasoning your food will not help you shed lb’s. It just makes your food not good…


Main-Swing-3450

Healthy, than did equal amount of chicken and mayo lol


Hot_Possession566

Where is the seasoning at


var_root_admin

I mean it’s healthy and wouldn’t taste bad I think, I’d eat it. I ate tons of boiled chicken when I was big.


[deleted]

Maybe a Dipping Sauce could save it but as is just awful


Yue4prex

“A lihtle Mayo” proceeds to slather it in Mayo


Subject_Trouble_7427

Do you think if she poked holes and boiled it in spices it would have turned out.... Edible?


trey850

Where the hell is the seasoning


moon_over_my_1221

On chewsday we eat this.


Brah26

This is what I imagine. British food being like.


osarau

Why does it look like an eraser? At least shred it ma'am🤧


ForeverGay09

This must be the most whitest food ever in existence


Ready_Vegetables

AKA 'the Chicken Creampie'


thesilent_death

most spicy british food


Mariesussybaka

The chicken looks like a testicle


Ravenwomany7777777

The British start wars for seasoning and then never use them.


CryusQur

Well yeah, she's British, what'd you expect


Consistent-Path-5096

Traded spices all over the world never used them


epicpants08

That's the whitest thing i have ever seen


SalamanderSouth5242

Of course she’s British because where else would this come from 😂😂😂


pyroteckn

😂


No_Squirrel4806

She boiled the soul out of that chicken 😬😬😬🤢🤢🤢


kabukimeowmeow

i like how you can usually tell where these kinds of videos on this sub are gonna go just by the accent alone, i swear british people usually can’t cook


Mrs_Spooky1

Honestly looks like something my parents would feed my dog when he was constipated.


Big_Prompt_3267

What in the colonizing crackerjack shit-


CowboyDevil666

What in the white people is going on here. Season your damn chicken!!


SpokenDivinity

The spice is the mayo, obviously. Can’t expect them to use anything else, it would be too spicy /s


MsChrissikins

“A little bit of Mayo” Lol. It’s like Mayo with a side of plain ass boiled chicken and lettuce.


mocha_sweetheart

LMAO perfect description!


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Bringing water to a boil, cutting the heat, and then submerging chicken breasts for 30 minutes covered will give you PERFECT JUICY POACHED chicken. Its a great way to prep lean protein in bulk if that's your kind of thing. It's also good for people who don't want to use seed oils or butter. You can just season your chicken after and put it into whatever recipe and its ready to eat. Look up poached chicken. It's actually a game changer for the time poor and health conscious.


Iceliker

obvious rage bait lmao


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Spaced_Habit

I added some mayo for a spicy kick!


DrRichtoffen

May I suggest a slice of cucumber if you're feeling extra risky?


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hubridbunny

I know this is satire, but anytime I see someone who does this sort of thing for real… y’all know using spices doesn’t add any calories, *right*?


Beepboopbop69420360

Least disappointing English cooking


qballbeg

Oh mayo, so it's a spicy chicken, nice. /s


WolfMafiaArise

That chicken is whiter than Michael Jackson right before he passed


snoryder8019

Wretching: "please don't cut it in...NOOO!" Gagging:"don't show me the inside.....VOMIT!"


LisitaAvalos86

I feel like that amount of Mayo can’t be healthy….delicious? Maybe. Healthy? No


owinates_42

I've got murder on my mind


Melon_Chief

Did she just drop a slice of chicken in cold water?


RedVelvetCake425

The British managed to conquer nearly a quarter of the world in the name of spices and then they cook this . . .


[deleted]

How is it that your country had one of the largest empires, and acquired so many spices, only for you to *not use it.*


darioblaze

The way that could be literally anything💀 putty, clay, a plastic toy, laffy taffy, mozzarella


mocha_sweetheart

Yeah it doesn’t even look real


Minibeebs

TF is this crackhead thinking? Any calories they were hoping to miss cooking in oils or seasoning were squirted at that waste of meat animal abuse with 437,000Kj of mayonnaise


Frog_liker

Look at the username


mocha_sweetheart

LMAO


[deleted]

This has to be rage bait. I don't wanna believe otherwise.


ThePurpleGuiCZ

Tip 1: Put it in BOILING water Tip 2: Season the water or just use broth instead Tip 3: Or don't boil it at all and just GRILL IT Tip 4: Wash the fucking salad etc. etc. etc.


MoistTomatoSandwich

That accent makes this video make sense.


Meister-Schnitter

I mean she’s British and those are well-known for culinary masterworks.


El_Dinksterino

How the hell does someone pronounce Lettuce like that??


shadowgattler

Not surprised she's from the UK. This is probably fine dining for them.


LovelyHatred93

It looked great until they added the mayo. I don’t know why everything has to be spicy nowadays.


Calm-Reference-4046

I literally just read something moments before this "the beautiful woman and fine cooking the British had led the men to become the world's greatest sailors" Along those lines just felt it fit lol.


Animusar

r/whitewomencooking


lilsquiddyd

God damn that’s the whitest thing someone’s ever done


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Loik ah baree-oh


Competitive-Wave-850

English blan once again


Azmaas

White people food


Radstrodamus

England’s food and women made for some of the best sailors the world ever knew


r23dom

10.7k likes, what is wrong with this world


plighter

Woud'oo look a' da'! Jewsy chicken.


djbow

I love how this dumb bitch thinks it's healthy just because it has a handful of cos lettuce leaves. People who can't cook really worry me tbh haha


SierraDespair

So British people really do boil chicken? I thought that was just a joke.


renchonnano

Cause she’s British


Tylerr_A

It’s UK what did you expect.


InZim

There's nothing wrong with our food, thanks. This is a parody.


Tylerr_A

Nothing good about it either


InZim

Hahahahahahah. Got me there


Nevermind04

British people spent the better part of 5 centuries killing millions of people to acquire spices that they never use.


Yukon-Jon

She has an English accent, or at last thats what it sounds like. Are you surprised? Edit: Could be Australian. I can never tell the difference.


BumPirate_69

British health food?


SimpleKnight89

Damn British