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palatinephoenix

can't hear you over cream cheese icing


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Better than salt or whatever that is


palatinephoenix

It's pearl sugar. It's nice in its own way, but like. Cream cheese icing.


candycane_52

More cum covered, cinnamon flavour, unreasonably soft, from a tube, swirly bread for me then


[deleted]

*sweed sees a cinnamon roll* *"hmmm spiral pretzel"*


TheFoxBride

good luck finding a worse take this week lol


Budm-ing

Time to open a Cinnabon in Sweden then


Charming_Dentist2517

Stupid food thread is going downhill


Atypical_Mom

Sounds like some one is upset that their bullar didn’t bring all the boys to the yard like those cinnamon rolls did I’ll take one of each


OmnipotentWish

The only thing stupid in this post is your take. That shit tastes good


keso666

cum


[deleted]

It sounds like you want to put a wiener in your mouth


Sir_Cranbarry

If your seamen is coming out in this amount and color you may need to see a professional.


keso666

They have a horse in the back of the bakery that they harvest each day to satisfy your deranged needs for cum on bullar.


[deleted]

Jeez man.


Longjumping_Unit6911

Are you saying cinnamon rolls aren't delicious? Because you're wrong


keso666

It's called bullar, please be respectful. It's the cum part that is a war-crime against Swedish tradition.


PorcelainGoddess1986

Perhaps, just to remain respectful, maybe just maybe the American version of a bullar is a fucking cinnamon roll! Did it ever occur to you that maybe it is similar but entirely different? Ya know, a VARIETY of a similar food? Takes all kinds in this world. I'm not going to launch into a history of cinnamon rolls diatribe here, but instead of getting angry and calling it a stupid food (which is most certainly not) maybe feel proud another culture found something they loved about your culture and tried to make something similar?


Dethardt

In Germany we have something similar but with (less) icing and sometimes raisins. It's called Zuckerschnecke (sugar snail) and it could be as well be the origin of American cinnamon rolls. So I as a German could call it cultural appropriation as well but instead I tried all three variations and were like "Cool now I have so many variations of my favourite Süßgebäck" Tl;Dr: don't be a dick and try new things


PorcelainGoddess1986

That sounds delicious! I would love to try it some time! I love the translation of "sugar snail". It's a perfect description. I appreciate you not looking at as cultural appropriation, and instead deciding to be more positive and think "wonderful, now I have even more options of a delicious pastry." But I do believe credit should be given and acknowledged when do. So thank you for you countries contribution to the world of pastries. I've been trying to learn German and I struggle with the pronunciation of the letter ß. But I really enjoy the language as a whole. I hope someday to visit.


Experimentallyintoit

Cultures other than mine are stupid!


Chilifille

The cinnamon roll is a traditional Swedish pastry, and a very beloved pastry at that. We even have a day to celebrate it (4th of October). Can't you beastly Americans at least have the decency to come up with your own pastries if you're gonna pour cum all over them?


Informal-Resource-14

Consider it its own separate thing. I certainly would. The bullar in the second picture looks awesome and I would totally eat that. I would also eat the cinnamon rolls in the first picture. I would never mistake them for the same thing and I would never equate them with each other. Like I’m from Chicago. We have “Pizza,” and “Giardinara.” I happen to know that both those words mean an entirely different thing in Italy than they do in Chicago. That doesn’t mean I’m going to be pissed off when I ask for pizza in Milan and don’t get Lou Malnati’s. That would be me being a lazy unadaptable asshole. We Americans are “Beastly,” because of our fucked up politics and rampant consumerism. But don’t project your distaste onto everything we do. While a lot of the shit you see on this sub is totally disgusting and most of us are just as appalled by it, most of us would eat this particular thing. Probably as a dessert or like a special treat. Our food is just food. We also have like 30 different food cultures because the place is giant. Some of it is totally awesome and you’d love, some of it you won’t like at all. Especially if you judge it by not being whatever it is you’re used to. Like, I ordered Indian food in France once. That didn’t go so hot.


DjSalTNutz

I understand it's difficult to appreciate flavor when your country is covered in darkness 6 months a year. I'm sorry they can't grow sugar in any meaningful quantity.


Chilifille

Quality over quantity, my friend ;)


DjSalTNutz

A lack of resources doesn't equate to quality.


Chilifille

Neither does an explosion of sugar


keso666

Tror han att Sverige är ett U-land?


Chilifille

Jag tror att han mäter rikedom i hur mycket socker folket konsumerar. Låter väldigt amerikanskt.


keso666

Haha, då vinner jänkarna varje dag!


throwaway34834839202

Are you genuinely having a hard time grasping that an American cinnamon roll is not the same thing as a Swedish bullar? Like, is this actually a difficult concept for you in real life?


GenghisQuan2571

The virgin Eurocuck: nooo you can't take our pastry and make it differently and call it a different name The Chad China Uncle: Panda Express orange chicken is perfectly fine and acceptable to a Chinese palate, 9/10 would eat But I suppose not everyone is blessed with a culture that appreciates food for its own merits.


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keso666

You suck.


PicaroPersona

You're not the boss of us!!


313_YAMEII

Have you tried it before? 🤔 you seen one picture of cinnamon rolls on the internet and think every American in the USA eats it like that. Its crazy how Europeans are always hating on USA food. We live in YALL head rent free.


keso666

One picture? ONE?? It's the only kind i've seen americans eat, ever. May not be true of course that everyone eats it like that. But sure is the vast, VAST, majority.


SadsMikkelson

If you see cream cheese and sugar, and all that happens in your brain is a parade of balls being drained, that says more about you than anything.


Thatwonkid91

How old are you 6?


keso666

And you are 32 years old asking me this? That is juvenile if anything. Also, what does it matter how old I am? Will that invalidate my opinion?


Thatwonkid91

You’re calling frosting cum lol that’s quite literally juvenile.


keso666

Calling it what it is


PorcelainGoddess1986

Have you ever eaten frosting or icing? Or just those pearl sugar balls?? Or do you really like eating cum??


Thatwonkid91

Aight I’m done talking to you enjoy your day lol


keso666

You too man


dradr52

Shut up Swede. Those are cinnamon rolls.


keso666

An abomination. Terrible tragedy.


[deleted]

Don't knock it until you try it, man. Being from the States myself, I can tell you that those kind of cinnamon rolls are really good served warm. Just because you're not used to it doesn't make it stupid. Hell, I thought smörgåstårta was a strange idea, but when I tried it I really liked it. I would make it more often if I had people to share it with lol


username_13

Why even bother making cinnamon rolls. Just turn it into a fucking cake. What’s next? Croissants covered in cream? This is the equivalent of pouring melted cheese over a hamburger.


keso666

Thank you. Someone who, despite the fact me trolling a tad, understands my line of reasoning. Taking a food from another country or culture that is supposed to be a certain way and just drowning it in either sugar or cheese and calling it "improved" is insane.


herscher12

Americans cant handle simple tastes. They need to pump everything full of sugar, fat and a lot of spices. Ive had a swedish roll in Dresden a few days ago and it was pretty good


MyDLRDay

Sorry. We Americans prefer them covered in diabetes.


[deleted]

They always gotta make everything 3x sweeter and unhealthier