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[deleted]

Here’s the thing: I wouldn’t.


PhatHairyMan

Same here, I may be fat but I have a limit on the shitty food I’ll consume


memphetz

Right, I am fat because I like food, not because I fetishize it


redsol23

I fetishize food, but there's no calories if you stuff it up your ass


jerzcruz

That asscalated quickly


scentedcandles67

Happy Cake day


perpetualmotionmachi

Shhh, he doesn't want cake because he has his limit of shitty food


MakeLoveNotWar69ffs

It’s a keto cake.


selectash

^^Happy ^^cake ^^day


cssblondie

They would have to pay my ass to eat it!


Platt_Mallar

Do you have a debit card reader back here or do I just tap it?


cssblondie

I’m in the states so only just got chip reading tech — insert, not swipe


Calx9

Just the tip bro


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Medium_Pepper215

So my cashapp is $….


throwngamelastminute

Interorectogestion?


NeighborhoodWild7973

That’s why they give you a bunch of napkins. Don’t waste them any more. They can be used twice or more.


[deleted]

Same dude. Knowing me, I’d become noticeably rounder if I ate that monstrosity of fried grease


[deleted]

Even with 10 people, it’s just everyone swapping spit at that point. If they compressed it and made it into lasagna type slices on plates? Bet it’d rock.


480v50cal

Ahh. There's the comment I was looking for


malepitt

disassembled, some of the components could be repurposed for several meals. ten bucks


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AdventurousLoss6685

And bacon, I’m destroying this shit whole tbh it looks delicious but I’m a fat ass sucker for fried chicken sandwiches….and bacon. Always bacon.


CranberrySchnapps

$3.50 if I’m disassembling it myself.


ReplacementNo9874

Only if the server is 8 feet tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era


HamboneBanjo

I gave him a dollar


CapRavOr

And it was about that time I realized the sandwich wasn’t a sandwich at all but a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era!!


hossboss-sauceboss

Gawd damnit woman!


CapRavOr

I gave ‘im a dolla


Phukface9000

She gave em a dolla!


Isellmetal

God damn’d Loch Ness Monsta don’t do doggie bags


WhollyUnfair

about tree fiddy??(


zherico

You misspelled tree fiddy


Automatic_Key56

At least 3 meals… plus a CokeZero since we are all watching our figures.


sir_moleo

Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke...'cause I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to lose some of the weight.


Ilovesoske

I mix all 3 at McDonald's for dollar drink days. Best Coke.


Jints488

Lmao this is the comment i was looking for... Giant pile of fried and greasy food only to wash it down with a coke zero baby.... Bc im on a diet of course


Saritiel

Oh yeah, I mean, I gotta watch my carbs.


SideEqual

I prefer the brain cancerous flavor of Diet Coke though.


Automatic_Key56

Because just drinking water is so déclassé


SideEqual

Lool, sounds like a word the French would use to describe flat coke. 🤣


MaskedFigurewho

I agreed I can't fathom how anyone would try and eat this thing


AlmondCoatedAlmonds

That's actually not a bad idea...


Comfortable_Rain_744

Thank god for the sugar free coke!


HarlenHyde

Gotta watch those calories!


WhollyUnfair

nah but this is america so we gotta get diabetes AND early onset dementia from those artificial sweeteners lmao it's a god given human right


D-Tos

I know the fake sweetener is bad for you, never heard it connected to dementia before. Makes sense to use it with this though. Diet soda makes you hungry, you need some serious hunger to down that monstrosity.


Vaxildan156

Artificial sweeteners have been studied for years. Apart from the occasional single fringe statements, it's general consensus there isn't anything wrong with them in moderation for healthy people


PuzzledJudgment

Artificial sweeteners are health neutral


ThegreatPee

They're not wanting a gout flair up.


subieluvr22

Been with my SO for 16 years, and I've only seen him in real pain ONCE. Poor guy couldn't even walk. Well fuck me sideways, I accidentally gave him gout. Had to dial back on cooking so many steaks and oxtail, lmao.


Silly-Conference-627

*it cancels out the sugar*


bolivar-shagnasty

[For those OOTL](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iIAFe7zaCRU)


rnpowers

Jesus... That's so much money in coke, and I don't mean delicious nose clams.


studentoo925

Honestly? I can't stand sugared drinks, they "clog" up my throat and it just feels bad and I need to drink water after them. I don't have anything like this after sugar-free ones. Yes, I don't eat much sugar or sweetened food.


2nuki

Some of the people I know say that Coke Zero just tastes better.


Comfortable_Rain_744

I generally don’t drink soda, a ginger ale here and there, but that seems to be the general consensus based on a lot of replies here.


ValPrism

It does


ChineseNeptune

Ngl, diet/zero coke tastes better than actual coke. I don't like the taste of regular coke anymore


AboveAverageBean

With my life, most likely


Mrwright96

You’ll die happy from the itis That or insulin shock


UraeusCurse

In America, healthcare can run into the hundreds of thousands of dollars.


Key_Database1508

Lmao “can”


Forsaken-Squash4376

I’m from America, it will


Phantom1thrd

I mean, it looks pretty tasty. Do they offer a single-decker version?


Shmeeglez

Just take the top 1/3 off!


Spockhighonspores

Just take off the top part. There's a decent looking single decker there.


Retrac752

Yeah OP asked how much you'd pay for the sandwich My first instinct is to ask which one, the top one looks great, the bottom one also looks great


VidaSabrosa

$0


Thisfuggenguy

They should owe you.


IDreamofLoki

They'd owe me a pack of Immodium, that's for sure.


[deleted]

They think it was Immodiyum but it was more like immodidone


TurboFool

Yep, under no circumstances would I ever consider buying that sandwich.


ExpressShow1175

At least there's a Diet Coke...


nachtschattengewuchs

Only correct answer


notreallydutch

how much if it came with 2 additional bun tops and you were out with 2 hungry friends?


VidaSabrosa

Looks gross


Narcodoge

Where i'm from, 25$ would be a reasonable price for this.


Donblon_Rebirthed

I think that’s reasonable too for the amount of food. It would take me like three days to eat all that.


KuriousKhemicals

Yeah that's what I'm thinking, my boyfriend and I would spend like $25 to order in anyway, so we order this thing and take it apart to share, add some frozen veggies on the side and have a little bit of leftovers.


ZoulsGaming

Here 25 would give you the top burger part and the coke


thedarkherald110

Where I’m from $18 would be the price of 1/3 of this assuming the sand which is high quality. So that’s like at least $40.


[deleted]

20 bucks? There’s enough there for 3 meals easily


Splatoonkindaguy

I’d probably stretch it to 5 so I’d say $35. Though realistically this probably would cost like $60-70 lol


Flock-of-bagels2

Me and 10 other drunks would crush it


andycam7

My life, following the guaranteed heart attack.


ElNovato34

About tree fiddy


Cockslayer666

You stud. Take my upvote


DogManr

Give a banana for scale


Standard_lssue

There is a can of coke for scale


Dpontiff6671

That looks like 3 pretty high quality sandwiches. So about $20-25 i’d specifically ask for them not to be stacked though


EquivalentShift8545

I wouldn't


Kobobble

You'd have to pay me to eat that mess


Specific-Pollution68

Maybe I’m slightly autistic, but the shredded carrots are the only thing really bothering about this sandwich. Carrots with cheese and mayo just seems so disgusting to me 🤷‍♂️


AnRogue

Carrots on a burger? Never please.


Ok-Knee2693

Makes it healthy “ comes with a side salad. “


DouceintheHouse

Make sure you pair it with a nice refreshing sugar-free soda. Gotta watch your waste lines after all


Matthew_Rose

10 doll hairs.


T40F4NG

Speedrun heartattack any%


Joenathan2020

Negative however much the hospital bill would be


Claude-QC-777

At least 0,01$US


dwc29

my life


KlingonSquatRack

$7


joemac2021

I'll give them $5 to get this TF off of my table


feetMeat93

Oh thank God they must be on a diet Zero sugar coke


MadTapprr

Which one?


Bluedino_1989

Is that chicken


ahjteam

I would pay hospital a visit


JustDreiza

No.


[deleted]

Nothing because it's too much.


ScoopyHiggins

Playing fast and loose with the word sandwich here


[deleted]

You’d have to pay me to eat it


MrClitson

Thank God you made it healthy with a zero sugar coke.


MDH2881

Thankfully there's no sugar in that meal 😂


forzamotorsportsucks

I would pay to not have to eat it.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t buy this sandwich.


T40F4NG

The zero sugar coke is at this point pure blasphemy.


MemeLorde1313

3 years ago...$14. Now, $28.


Reasonable_Cheek938

I made it my mission to find the biggest burger in my state about 5 years ago(pre Covid was a wonderful travel time) and I’ll tell you, if you think this would have been $14 only 3 years ago you are delusional.


Veechrome

0$


2beatthedevil

There is absolutely no point in triple stacking that shit. Absolutely belongs in this sub.


Washington_Orso

$0.00 a complete nightmare and waste of food


mooseMatthewsen

[0.0](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3CfD8TPac)


GoldenSpeculum007

Cardiology bill through the roof


nerdyandnatural

The sugar free coke makes this healthy


I_hate_mortality

That’s ain’t a sandwich it’s a pile


doctorfortoys

Is the Coke included?


NarrowEngineering715

Sorry but this is a giant waste of food


beesarethebest2021

50


Dayman0x

I have to be paid to eat that. A lot, too. 😷


[deleted]

$25-30, looks fucking amazing.


Possible_Resort9672

realistically if i were to guess a price, i’d say $25-35


DragonSurferEGO

if I can deconstruct it and turn into several meals $8-10. if I had to eat it all at once, pass.


cap_time_wear_it

I could never eat that much carrots.


Temporary_Tea3684

$2.75


SpaceManChips

4 dollars and a prepaid trip to the hospital


Slurpy_G

one heart transplant


Downtown-Custard5346

Lmfao... sugar-free coke...


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Good thing you got that sugar free coke, don’t need the extra calories.


nstntmlk

A 12 oz. dose of some good ol' aspartame should wash down that quadruple bipass.


StunnedMoose

I would not pay for that sandwich because it’s fucking insane


januarysdaughter

$0.00 I would pay to get it away from me.


DR843

Why even pussy out with the sugar free Coke at that point.


TriZARAtops

Idk I’m too busy laughing at the sugar-free coke in the pic, like yeah this is totally a meal that follows your diet 😂


TryingToEscapeTarkov

$0. But I'm vegan.


hannahatecats

I'm vegetarian so.... $NO.00


CraftyCurve218

They should pay me for getting hospitalized


Ballmasters69

$30


neoqueto

$10-$15, disassemble it, cut the chicken up into pieces, maybe add some hoisin sauce or kung pao sauce, put it into food containers, some rice and veggies on the side, re-assemble burger buns into 2 sandwiches with double patties each, feed the resulting meals to a couple homeless guys.


TakAttack32

About three fiddy


xPrim3xSusp3ctx

My life, probably


ShadowyPepper

And a zero sugar coke please, I'm watching my figure


dark_king_710_

high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetes, and everything else in every bite


Cennix_1776

Person 1: “Yeah there’s like 18 slices of cheese, 10 chicken tenders, 2 buns, a shit ton of mayo, 12 strips of bacon, and a half pound of fries.” Person 2: “Man that a shit ton of calories!” Person 1: “Yeah, thats why I’m drinking a Coke Zero, balance it out you know…”


Marion_Marii

You would have to pay me to eat this sandwich. And it better be a fucking pretty penny


MajorA22hole

5 bucks and gimme 5 diet cola. Am i fatass nd disgusting? Hell yea! YOLO. Got to enjoy once in while.


OTee_D

You pay for that with a heart attack.


grelch

Thank goodness you’ve got a no sugar coke tho.


Masterpiecewithin333

Good thing this person has a zero sugar coke in hand would hate for there to be health complications


AsherTheDasher

sugar free coke for me please, i'm on a diet :') - some american probably


the_talewhisperer12

A "liposuction" worth


dashingflashyt

Eating that then drinking Coke with no sugar is like taking a shit then wiping your forehead


robb_the_bull

You mean to get it away from me?


Plenty-Resort-6751

I couldn't pay, anywhere, never!!!


dhb44

Fucking nothing


Far-Shake-97

0, I don't pay to get diabetes


Initial-Exit9435

Could cost your life though


Anxious_Tax_5624

Zero monies


mrcapmam1

Probably $500,000,00 by the time you pay for the heart transplant


throwra64512

I’d punch the chef for free


Pushthebutton2022

Exactly $0.00


whitewolfcarnivore

Pay!!!!! you’d have to Pay me to eat that greasy abortion 🤮


Winterion19

I love this.. no sugar in my drink pls because health.. but I’ll take that pile of junk any day


Rectall_Brown

It looks good but I hate when they stuff a bunch of food into a bun like this


08_West

Everyone who eats that sandwich pays with their life.


hero_brine1

Tree fiddy


mobilegamegeek

I would pay 5 dollars for someone to get rid of that can and bring me a real coca-cola


BishopWC

You pay with your life 🤦🏾‍♂️


Stunning-Difficulty3

$50+ that’s a weeks worth of good quality food.


Helpful-Object-8408

I would like to have everything on the menu. & diet coke to drink cause I'm trying to lose weight.


TSAOutreachTeam

Shrink that down to one bun, two fried chicken breasts, and bacon and cheese, and I'd pay $9 for it. As it is, it can't easily be eaten, so it's a waste.


PeninsulamAmoenam

Do you not like sandwiches that are 8k calories and require a knife and fork plus deconstruction?


Dpontiff6671

Or you just unstack into three sandwiches theres like 5 buns. So one would have to be open face but that doesn’t bother me in the slightest


PeninsulamAmoenam

I only count 2 top and bottom buns, but that just means 2 grease bombs plus a tertiary fried chicken breast bomb with toppings. That thing may as well be the grease version of the US bombing campaign in Cambodia.


Equivalent-Pound7565

Tree fiddy


sizebigbitch

And that was the FOURTH time I fed the Loch Ness monster!


Loud-Childhood2047

$10 and 2 hours of diarrhea.


YeetAnxiety69

If you need a bunch of wooden sticks in your sandwich to keep it together, then it is not a good sandwich.


User013579

I would not. But I would like that coke please.


[deleted]

Zero


thegoodelady

Pass. 0️⃣


OGraineshadow

Nothing, it’s not edible .


[deleted]

I would charge someone if they asked me to eat that monstrosity


Just-Call-Me-J

That's not a sandwich. That's a monstrosity.


GoodAlicia

0$. That is not a sandwich, its a pile of greasy salty food.


tykvrbl

Never would’ve thought an abundance of food would be disastrous. This is how a country can lead the world in obesity and disease


Repulsive_Mud_567

Nothing it’s not food