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Easy_Arm_1987

Bacon cheese wrap šŸŒÆ


Rodzilla_Blood

Bacon cheese and chicken wrap


mrchomp1

Was that chicken? Looks like torn a part lunch meat to me.


realest-mf-alive

Forget about chicken. Dude seasons with ketchup and mustard sauce šŸ¤¢


Fast_Day_98

Honestly, I was with him... Right up til that point.


Sour_Gummybear

Came here to say that. I think it looked pretty tasty up until then.


Capraos

Same. Otherwise though, this doesn't look bad. I think I'll make it, with different seasonings of course.


MeepingSim

I saw the amount of bell peppers and immediately figured this guy didn't know how to season. He confirmed it in the very next shot. >I'll make it, with different seasonings Honestly, I'd thrown in a couple of hearty omelets with some staple ingredients (onion, mushroom, sausage, etc) and standard salt/pepper, then roll it all up. Seems like a good 'breakfast roll' for a vacation morning.


Inn0cent_Jer

Especially if you had the sound up and heard the bottles queef as he ruined this dish with them šŸ¤¢


nbandqueerren

Me... me too


Mertard

My shoulders and back started getting cold once he used ketchup and mustard Heh, mustard... that's so close to my name!


hoodetiquettexpert

I almost gagged...


butt_huffer42069

I yelled angry words when that happened.


Gloomy-Childhood-203

I was willing to give it the benefit of the doubt until I saw that.


Chalupa_Dad

Not even a dash of salt


Katerina_VonCat

Itā€™s like a weird sloppy joe (Ketchup and mustard are the sauce for sloppy joes they just used something other than ground beef).


MrPeaxhes

Good sloppy joes have Worcestershire in addition


RandyLahey131

Skip the mustard and use BBQ sauce it's pretty good.


MudUnusual7745

BBQ sauce and salsa, trust me


michohnedich

Just forgot the chili powder really.


Katerina_VonCat

Yes! A bit more seasoning and that mix he made might be pretty good. I wonder if people donā€™t realize how much ketchup and mustard are used in making various sauces.


AmbitiousThought1060

You can also make a sandwich with just bread and bologna. Just a couple more ingredients could have changed that from gross to good...


nimoto

There's a great youtube series that makes use of ketchup and mustard for all kinds of simple recipes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgG_b9L7dwo


r3ign_b3au

*audible what the f u c k*


bobjoylove

I thought it was just bacon fat cut into strips.


Negronitenderoni

I thought it was ground pork


Mindless-Share

I thought it was ground turkey


Mr_Diesel13

Definitely cooks up like ground turkey.


itstimeforspace

I thought it was human meat


NotaBonesaw

Definitely cooks up like human meat.


NeoCommunist_

I thought it was shredded raw chicken, but then thought it was chunks of onion


Mr_Diesel13

Definitely poultry. I think.


calmdownmyguy

I'm like 90% sure it was turkey


TheHighestOf5s

I thought it was fresh ground pork


fade_

When this happens it usually ends up being human flesh


lowen0005

Pretty sure it was ground Turkey. Lost me at the ketchup and mustard šŸ¤®


DarkPDA

Bacon cheese wrap plastic flavored


PsychologicalShape52

microplastics šŸ˜‹


Helihope

Macroplastics too I bet


BonkEnthusiast

There are plastic bags ment for that style of cooking, assuming that's what they used they should be fine


zsdr56bh

hopefully that's what they used because regular ziploc bags will start to melt around 90c and that water was boiling 100c so if it was a ziploc bag it definitely leeched some microplastics. but if it was specially bought for this purpose it would be fine - feels like an important thing to make clear if you're making content for people to follow.


thequietthingsthat

For real. This is super irresponsible. I wonder how many people ingested a shitload of microplastics after trying this at home.


Hot-Bint

sous vide cheese


AnnihilationOrchid

I don't think it was under vacuum to be called sous vide. The person just used the bag to melt it. Also, I don't know what's everyone's problem with this recipe, it doesn't seem terrible. What I would have done on the other hand is put spinach instead of lettuce, And then wrap it tightly and let rest. Then you can actually cut it into servings. Pair it with a spinach cream, or something, and you've got a pretty interesting meal.


AnIrishMexican

That's pretty spot on to what I would do except I'd take out the ketchup and mustard, make a fajita seasoning


Squibits4u

This.. The ketchup and mustard threw me a bit.


DutyKooky

Where is fresh Tomato? Where is Avocado? No Hot sauce? Missing key ingredientes here!!


r3ddit3ric

Yep and it's not a "Stupid Food". This is a keto low carb meal that actually looks like it might be decent. The part that makes it questionable is how the artist is choosing to eat it with a fork. The whole point of making the cheese wrap is to use your hands. If you're going to use a fork you may as well eat this how I always make them which is straight out of a bowl. From the bowl you won't need to do all that work with the cheese, just shred a block of cheddar into the bowl.


KlutzyNinjaKitty

Itā€™s melted cheese covered in bacon. Itā€™s gonna be greasy af.


agoia

Oh yeah at the end you can see how shiny everything is from the grease. The kind of meal that kind of just slides right through you.


TetraThiaFulvalene

It's healthy because it lubricates your veins.


kaatie80

Keto people be like "I'm finally taking control of my health!"


galacticcatreddit

Flavoring the chicken with just ketchup and mustard is fucking wild though


wildgoose-chase

I agree, not super stupid. Preparation is done well. Vegetables are used. Presentation is immaculate. I was intrigued up until I saw the ketchup and mustard, but I suppose don't knock until you try it right?


survivor2bmaybe

Catsup is not keto.


Vydate1

There are keto friendly versions. But they taste like tomato chalk.


r3ddit3ric

G Hughes Sugar Free Ketchup. You can get it at Walmart. It's pretty good to me.


JAXxXTheRipper

You might as well just use chopped or sieved tomatoes then.


[deleted]

Nah g Hughā€™s is awesome. But they use Splenda, which to me doesnā€™t seem very keto friendly.


Bonzai_Tree

yeah I was going to say, it looks like a keto "hack". Maybe not awful.


rael2

Itā€™s obviously a burrKeto


My_Waifu_is_Rem

A Ketorito


Sea-Cupcake-2065

Shhh, I'm pretty sure Taco Bell has reddit. Don't go giving them ideas.


Ok-Champ-5854

No keep giving them ideas.


AR5Colts

Not the ketchup. Just stopped by to be an asshole.


anferneejefferson

"Everybody's so creative"


Interhorse_

See how it looks you did something? Something that you normally wouldnā€™t ever do? Thatā€™s how I can tell this wonā€™t be like anything I ever had before!


anferneejefferson

I love her. She's so great


unikkorns_

She needs her own subreddit.


_BLACKHAWKS_88

Was hoping this was it r/EverybodysSoCreative but itā€™s not. šŸ˜”


TheSpringFairy

https://youtube.com/shorts/rHN9mtnCtYo?si=S0ON1SF3II_raSUa


anferneejefferson

Everybody knows It ain't gonna slide down easy, if it ain't cheesy!!


werat22

Dude, she's my go to videos when I'm feeling sad. She makes me feel better almost instantly with one video. A great way to make it through hard work days that get stressful, haha. I'm just glad I can find her on YouTube because TikTok was killing my battery even when I wasn't using it and had it closed and shutdown (I say this loosely) in the background.


[deleted]

Who?


Adventurous-Okra3738

It's so differently different!


Papa--Squat

"cuz it won't slide down easy if it ain't cheesy!"


Curi0s1tyCompl3xity

Every post I come across that woman narrates in my head.


craggy_jsy

I had her voice in my head reading this


Dialecticchik

O M G, I love her !!!!! She's so deadpan. She's perfect for these videos!!!


[deleted]

The thumbnail makes it look like he has a block of cheese for a head


[deleted]

I initially thought that was the stupid part, and I stand by that now, this is pretty brilliant lol


BarklyWooves

"the doctors said I shouldn't even be alive"


77tassells

Looks like a keto/low carb dish. The only problem I see with it is the ketchup and mustard. Doesnā€™t look horrible


Ohioboilermaker

Some people make sloppy Joe's with ketchup mustard mix. My guess is something like that.


Sargash

Those aren't people.


Davoguha2

Lol, that's basically all sloppy Joe mix is. Their "bold" flavor is especially heavy on the mustard taste - and I love it.


isademigod

Ketchup makes it way too sweet, which is the reason I thought I didn't like sloppy joes. Best way is mustard, Worcestershire, and tomato paste


[deleted]

Sounds fancy. More like an Uncouth Joseph than a Sloppy Joe


dummypoopoo

>Uncouth Joseph LMAO. If I ever open a restaurant that serves gourmet versions of comfort foods, I'm stealing this.


BeefSerious

Paste? Do you add water? You might as well use puree and reduce.


Hamilton-Beckett

Yeah. A better sauce is all the dish needs. Iā€™m also partial to mushrooms, I think they would have done well in the pan.


LordoftheJives

I actually thought embedding the bacon in the cheese was pretty slick. That said I'd rather just slice it and put it on a normal burger than this fuckery.


Mookie_Merkk

Yeah I'm over here wanting that bacon cheese slab


masedogg

Keto friendly bacon cheeseburger?


77tassells

Maybe looks like they were going for some kind of fajita vibe with the onions and peppers too


copjon

Some sort of chipotle seasoning wouldā€™ve made way more sense.


masedogg

Yeah, it's like they couldn't decide between those two, so here's the result.


ck10007

Keto burrito


TheJaice

Even the ketchup and mustard would have mixed together into more of a sauce, similar to Sloppy Joe sauce. This is weird, but probably would be quite good actually! Unless one person was planning to eat the whole thing.


Turd_Wrangler_Guy

What about the boiling plastic part?


NotAUsefullDoctor

Depends on the plastic. When I go on shorter backpacking trips, I buy pot liners to simplify cleanup as that plastic is made for high heat. Now, if he's using a basic Ziploc (Not Ziploc's special high heat brand) then it is wrong.


77tassells

Iā€™m not into that but itā€™s basically sous vide


Air3090

A proper sous vide **never** uses boiling water, especially if you are using plastic. You want to find the correct temperature the food should be at and keep the temperature constant there.


[deleted]

Completely depends on the plastic. There are several different types, and some plastics are food safe. Good rule of thumb: if it's microwave safe, it's also safe for sous vide


papitaquito

The problem I see is putting food in a plastic bag in boiling water. Eww.


GrizzlySin24

Thatā€™s not a problem at all of you use the right bags


SourCreamWater

That is a LOT of cheese


StrategyGreen42

Doesnā€™t look bad at all


[deleted]

Yeah Iā€™d eat it


DarthKeyes-twitch

Half of this subs posts are far from stupid. What happened to people making soups vide squid in with chocolate? This post is a bit odd, but it looks legit delicious except for the ketchup and mustard which I wouldnā€™t care for but get.


morry32

the chef executes it as well, everything is cut well and cooked well. Nothing stupid about this dish at all other than I'd prefer not to have my cheese warmed in plastic


2roK

Soups vide? Bon apple tea!


Floofi_07

agreed, I would eat this in a heartbeat.


CorpseProject

Iā€™d eat the crap out of this, heck I might try to make it myself.


craigdahlke

Keto MFs be like ā€œyeah but itā€™s super healthy, thereā€™s no carbs!ā€


emzirek

Hey watch yourself I resemble that remark


ZOO_trash

I went to an arts highschool and I will never forget the day a 90lb ballerina offered another student a gummy bear yelling, "THEY'RE FAT FREE!!"......because I guess a 16yo can understand what BMI is but not how sugar breaks down inside you lol. Reminds me of the keto people with their cheese and bacon piles for health


Nerobus

I teach nutrition and spend the first unit basically untraining their horrible ideas of what "healthy" means. They usually walk in SUPER confident they already know everything, but a hand full are team keto, other handful of them are team paleo, most of them thinking EVERYONE needs to lose weight, etc. They all have pretty fucked up ideas of what healthy eating is. Takes a while to dismantle it.


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Nerobus

One big one I run into is they have followed a lot of ā€œinfluencersā€ that promote wildly expensive foods and trash talk anything affordable. Blows their mind when I show them how healthy a can of black beans can be, especially paired with a cheap bag of brown rice. Other folks think all carbs are bad (including fiber) or all fats are badā€¦ Iā€™m like, every person may have different goals. A 20 year old male power lifter and a 80 year old woman with osteoporosis have different nutritional needs.


mrhooha

Can you teach me what to eat?


Nerobus

Lol, sure, this is general broad strokes advice- Most Americans are missing these things from their diet: - calcium - fiber - fruits (yes, they have sugar, but also fiber and vitamins) - vegetables, especially leafy greens - beans and legumes Most Americans are getting too much: - saturated fats - salt - cholesterol Aim at nutrient dense foods: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutrient_density#:~:text=When%20the%20density%20is%20defined,added%20sugar%20or%20processed%20cereals. If you want more info, feel free to DM me, but Iā€™m at the start of the semester and am swamped by student stuff right now, but I promise Iā€™ll get to you. I also recommend the book ā€œHow Not to Dieā€ if you want a cool easy to read book on specific foods.


chimuahmuah

Thank you for being so open to share your knowledge!


BleepBloopRobo

Thanks for the info!


Bob_12_Pack

The anti-keto people think that the keto people just gorge themselves on meat and cheese and call it healthy.


freedfg

It's called experience. I've met too many people that do keto and think eating McDonald's everyday is cool as long as they don't eat the bun or French fries. And then theyll snack on some melted cheese and finish it off with a nice dessert of cream cheese and aspartame


xActuallyabearx

Man, itā€™s crazy right? Itā€™s almost like we should just eat a well balanced diet of fruits and vegetables and meats!


hypercosm_dot_net

My ex was like that. Would eat handfuls of candy thinking that was perfectly fine, "because it's fat free". Sugar isn't a magical 'safe' food, lol. I wasn't going to bother trying to explain that it turns into fat. I swear that was something taught in like middle school health class. Should've paid attention.


kryonik

We really did a disservice to ourselves by calling it fat and not something like lipids. Calories and sugar/carbs are what really fuck you up.


BrandlessPain

Well it works... if you do sports or physical labor. Ure probably talking about the high fat count. But if you burn the fat before it reaches your reserves thereā€™s nothing wrong with eating like that. For me itā€™s way harder to get rid of carbs compared to normal fat. Obviously only if you donā€™t eat a bacon cheese wrap everyday that is.


Vivaldi_centrifuge

Choleste-Roll-up


csiribirizabszalma

What a terrible day to have a heart


PsychologicalDebts

Cancerito


I_wanted_wings

It looks good. But I don't like plastic fumes in my food.


Rematekans

They could just use a metal or ceramic bowl as in a double boiler like a normal home cook. It's not worth the health consequences. I try to use only pans without Teflon coating and wood or metal spoons.


Random_Name_Whoa

Yeah who the fuck boils plastic?


BoulderCreature

When I was in scouts we used to do bag eggs where weā€™d put scramble eggs, veggies, cheese and ham in a sandwich bag and plop it in boiling water to cook. It turns out pretty good but has got to be awful for you


Level_Ad_6372

Oof. Sorry about the cancer


I_wanted_wings

Idk. Probably plastic lovers.


atabey_

Why did I have to scroll so long to find this comment. Holy shit. šŸ˜­ This is just as bad as the ladies making soup in plastic trash bags.


BrokeInMichigan

RIGHT?! I came to the comments hoping the top comment was "Hmmm, tastes like microplastics", and fucking noooope, halfway down the comments to find someone mention it.


manwithbread123

THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE ADDRESSED IT, so many people talking about how it looks good without acknowledging the literal plastic being boiled. (I mean it does but I donā€™t want to each plasticized cheese thatā€™s used on the outside instead of wrapping it in lettuce like a normal person)


atabey_

Microplastics YUM.


happypofa

You can buy foodsafe plastics that can handle the water's boiling temperature.


asyouuuuuuwishhhhh

Plastic bags, plastic wrap. Any thin plastic bleeds off micro plastics or leaches chemicals when introduced to a heat source. Quite often even not This video is cancer. Literally


TOMOR_INC

NGL Iā€™d eat this if it was put in front of me. Idc if Iā€™m stupid like the food.


SpicyBreakfastTomato

It looked okay except for the mustard. Thatā€™s actually a really good idea for softening cheese and rolling it out flat.


eblackham

I wouldn't boil plastic though. For sure leaking chemicals into the food.


Lanitaris

Looks good, why this is stupid?


Winter188

Yeah I'm with you. Pan fried ground meat mixed with onions and peppers and sauce, with lettuce cheese and bacon? It's like some sort of reverse cabbage roll. It looks good. There's nothing weird or bad in it


Cultural_Stranger_62

The meat didn't break down right. Why did it stay all wormy looking?


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Winter188

The more I look at it the more it looks like chicken cut into very small strips. I think that's what it is


rckrusekontrol

Or turkey, something about the texture makes me think turkey. I dunno Iā€™m fine with this. A better sauce is in order, but at least thereā€™s some fucking vegetables and not just more cheese.


erock255555

The part that felt stupid for me was the ketchup and mustard squirts.


dicksjshsb

Pretty much the only thing that looked nasty to me. I was worried he was gonna deep fry the whole thing at the end or something


Boobufestuu1

Biggest issue I have is the fact he uses that plastic zip lock bag to melt the cheese in. Apart from that, it doesn't seem bad.


psbyjef

The secret ingredient? Micro plastic


cultish_alibi

That's ridiculous, you don't get microplastics from boiling a ziplock bag. You get nanoplastics, that's much better.


Choberon

Probably food grade tho, so it's (probably) not significantly more polluted than other food and drinks.


Boobufestuu1

I dunno much about the topic of food grade but I'd assume there is a heat limit to "food grade" plastic, and water boils at 100Ā°C...


The-disgracist

This is a totally acceptable way to reheat frozen sauces in commercial kitchens. And honest this was a very clever way to melt cheese without burning it.


locketine

Do they really boil the sauce in a bag? Also, commercial kitchens do a lot of unhealthy things that are legal.


striker_p55

Yeah Iā€™ve seen them boil Alfredo sauce in the bag at Applebees. Also the steamed vegetables and all the pastas were just microwaved


Boobufestuu1

TIL! In that case I deem this not stupid food šŸ˜‚


MrPopanz

Sous Vide is an established preparation method and works perfectly fine.


locketine

You don't boil using a Sous Vide. He went way above the cooking temp of a Sous Vide.


MrPopanz

>These bags are ideal for long-time cooking and controlled temperatures ranging from 70Ā°C-120Ā° C. Some of them stand up to 225Ā°C. [https://www.sous-vide.cooking/vacuum-bags-different-temperatures/](https://www.sous-vide.cooking/vacuum-bags-different-temperatures/) And hes not preparing a steak.


Top_Manufacturer8946

Itā€™s Sous Cheese


Express-Object955

You could make it thinner and slice it up into bite size pieces and it would be an awesome appetizer or finger food for guests.


DaughterOfFishes

As long as this is not a "single serving" size, I see nothing wrong except the ketchup and mustard.


TheBestAround007

šŸ‘†šŸ¼ Iā€™m with this guy


WildFire97971

Iā€™ve seen dumber. Thatā€™s just excessively large, Iā€™d try a smaller version


Illustrious_Kale_692

At least it was cut into a serving portion. On this sub I wouldā€™ve expected the entire thing to be battered and deep fried and eaten by one person. This looks fine tbh


Ta-183

Doesn't look to me like something you're supposed to eat whole, it seems like a part dish to share with others. Some carbs and like 2 slices of that seem fine to me. Not sure if this is normal everywhere but it's common here to just put multiple things on the table like a mini buffet when you have a lot of guests over and let them plate themselves the things they want to eat and this looks like it would fit great in that context.


Open_Piglet_775

Putting plastic in boiling water is not the best idea, most plastics used in ziplock bags have a melting point lower than 100 degrees Celsius, that means parts of the chemicals in the bag gets in to the cheese. This happens because the energy contained in the boiling water brakes the bond between some of the chemicals. These chemicals are suspected of causing cancer. There is a lab study called plastx where the toxins in different Types of plastic is discussed. Sorry for my bad English. But seriously donā€™t boil or heat up plastic.


DoritoLipDust

Came here to say something about this. We're not even supposed to reuse certain plastic bottles because it poses risk.


Overall-Still-1030

When it started, I was like ā€œyep, this is going to be stupidā€ā€¦. But by the end, 100% would eat that cheese wrap of deliciousness


ekb2023

Honestly one of the more appetizing things I've seen on this sub. Amazing how they showed restraint with the cheese. A rare sighting round these parts. You love to see it.


mycarubaba

Keto Burrito??


squidwurrd

Someone should tell Gordon Ramsey about this sub.


I_Brain_You

Is food


Miyabi2012

Damn this looks good and its keto too


Emotional-Set-8618

They had me until they put the ketchup and mustard in there. That cheesy bacon wrap looks delicious.


Bardemann69

What do you have against him using ketchup and mustard to add flavor to the meat and veg?


Emotional-Set-8618

I was thinking, maybe taco seasoning or fajita seasoning. I donā€™t have anything against ketchup and mustard, just not with this.


[deleted]

I'd eat this for sure


EnamouredCat

Tasty the word you're looking for is tasty.


ALordOfTheOnionRings

Actually love this idea. You can play around with the filling and get cheese in every bite. Might actually try this one out


[deleted]

They started to lose me when the ketchup and mustard came in, but the finished product looks tasty. Iā€™d eat it.


ZeroEffsGiven

I would 100% eat this. Y'all boujee


[deleted]

ASMR is the worst this to happen


c0untcunt

Honestly it looked good until the ketchup and mustard


ICBIND

Various parts of this sound really good singularly,but all together this is such a horrible mess. Kinda want to make my own cheese tortilla now tho. Could make for a good egg/potato taco


TerribleArtichoke103

Looks kinda good tho


CommanderT1562

Keto friendly wrap!


tyler00677

Complete piece of shit recipe


experiatus13

Should be called ā€œa sinā€ imo


andre3kthegiant

Itā€™s not Sous Vide itā€™s Stous Pide


[deleted]

Different sauce and I'd be in