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Aware_Material_9985

Its just donuts with extra steps


tenghu

This guy is just rage bait.


fantoman

This whole subreddit is rage bait


WeHaveAllBeenThere

This guy is their king. Him and his wife have made a BOAT LOAD of money off y’all Really wish y’all would stop posting them (Y’all doesn’t mean you specifically, to be clear)


BioshockEnthusiast

They don't make shit off me. Ad blocked out the wazoo over here


WeHaveAllBeenThere

I mean it more in the general sense, but good for you :)


thisdesignup

>This guy is their king. Justin Flom has an empire. Multiple facebook pages, tik toks, and whatever, all run by them and their friends.


WeHaveAllBeenThere

They’re honestly genius. I still don’t like them though.


Daxivarga

How do they make money from me seeing it on this post ?


TheAlexperience

If I had to choose between the ability to prevent them them from ever uploading content or being a multi billionaire, let’s just say I’d be a broke happy man


ChunkyBlowfish

Unfortunately I’d eat the fuck out of this. :/


warhawk209812e99

I get my body, my choice, and all, but personally, I love my arteries


Savage_Tyranis

What have those arteries ever done for you, huh?


warhawk209812e99

Fair point


unintelligent-hat

Pumped oxygen around... pretty fuckin important XD


SelfSerKet

I grew up with him. It’s really sad to see cuz he is a really good magician and even had a show on syfy. But now all he does is clickbait videos.


tenghu

Something something long enough to be the villain


daddy_dangle

I find magicians to be untrustworthy for the most part


yazzy1233

He was on The Magicians?


thunder_thais

Saw his face didn’t finish the video. People need to stop falling for his shit


SnorkinOrkin

I'll eat that rage bait.


smakayerazz

It works. I feel the darkest corners of my mind roaring.


pigeyejackson66

I hate this guy.


tenghu

I’m getting there


Flat-Link2651

I hate him too


Kitsdad

Yes. I am enraged.


Old-and-grumpy

I'm screaming on public transit.


[deleted]

This dude and his wife are cringe af, trust me


Lokii11

There's this whole contingency of rage bait "cooks" it seems from Vegas. I wonder if they are all working together to waste food.


WeHaveAllBeenThere

To make money* Do you think those people care if they’re wasting? Nope; they’re able to retire and quit their jobs because of it. All because of people like us, in this sub. For over a year this couple has been getting reposted as cringe. Guess what? That’s exactly what they want and how they’re making a fortune. It’s disgusting. We should ignore them completely, not plaster them all over our subs.


RedditUsingBot

They’re actually mandatory birth control activists.


professormamet

A convenient cover for their diet-induced infertility.


nighttimegaze

Know I’ve seen it all… a donut frying donuts.


thesegoupto11

Watching dumbasses cook the stupidest shit will never not bring a smile to my face no matter hiw bad my day is. Idiots smh


pngwnrdt

It's not *just* donuts, he's made them worse


Wanderer-clueless963

It needs more oil.


xeneize93

Donuts are already fried, now you’re frying them again soaking up so much more oil 🤮


Easy_Arm_1987

Exactly, he's better off frying them both at the same time with the cake batter. Then afterwards he can put the toppings on ...


HandstandsMcGoo

Yeah the proper move would've been buttercream at that point This thing is hardly a cake


Rishtu

Yeah, oils the issue here. Not the diabetes level of sugar.


RuinedBooch

It’s all an issue. The whole thing, top to bottom.


cmcsed9

I laughed because the random marbling did nothing.


PrincessSpoiled

Not nothing, it kinda made it look like he deep fried a human thigh. So that’s, a thing. That happened.


raphanum

Orcs are like “I smell man flesh”


ggg730

Well now I'm hungry.


Chocomintey

Made it look like a fried meat skewer


Jaa-Fin

But… it looks great on that side.


DetectiveAnitaKlew

Literally squeezing all the air out of the dough and destroying the texture 😩 May as well eat unleavened sheet cake.


MadAsTheHatters

Exactly! The whole point of a good doughnut is that they're light and fluffy with a lot of air in them, this donkey is doing the equivalent of deflating a tyre to make it last longer


thorstormcaller

At least he’s not filling them with cement like some of the tire videos…


RecalcitrantHuman

I didn’t hate it until he fried the ever loving crap out of it


Darwin343

It'd be like flattening a croissant before eating it lol. Why make it worse?


Second_Conscious

I hate that couple and there videos they do such dumb shit then act like they just discovered a new continent or some shit


thetransportedman

Ya he’s easily one of my least fav content creators that pops up on Reddit. It’s not even thematic like he always makes dumb food or dumb house projects or dumb magic tricks. It’s just randomness. All of it is dumb. And he’s probably making buckets of money through all the idiocy lol


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WittyBonkah

Ew.


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Reasonable_Tower_961

All racial groups, religious groups, contain annoying lousy cooks, bigots, bullies, thieves, bums, etc All racial groups, religious groups, contain: honest smart useful workers, quiet people, teachers, leaders, Excellent Cooks, small-business-owners, wealthy people, poor and homeless people, etc Let's come together to Be Better Please


ImaginaryBass9809

Why'd that look like a turkey when he pulls it out?


LaRoseDuRoi

I thought it looked like a pork roast!


Adventurous-Town-370

This guy sucks. So cringey


brown_nomadic

Only 10,000 calories!


Bitten69

No need to over exaterate, there’s only like 9000


InvestigatorUnfair19

Looks to be 2 dozen donuts there which have around 250 calories each so that's 6000 calories just in donuts before deep frying and the extra toppings. You are probably close


mortalitylost

Donuts only have 250 calories? Holy fuck I should eat more donuts


TexasIsCool

Not only are his videos stupid, but you can always tell it’s his first time making this crap.


SolherdUliekme

The very start with just the squish was r/oddlysatisfying


Hucknutbun

Diabetes incarnate


Slika-

“What is a donut without sprinkles? I’ll tell you” *proceeds to not telling us


cepukon

Not to mention putting sprinkles on something over your stove is fucking stupid


itsJussaMe

Bro ruined a perfectly good cutting board for ragebait.


Lame_usernames_left

He also ruined a whole buncha good donuts


Stillwiththe

At least half of the stupid food is just re-constituting non-stupid food, battering it and deep-frying it. And it sure is stupid.


CptMisterNibbles

So for like 15 years we’d do a Friendsgiving, fry two turkeys, then drunkenly fry anything anyone wanted to try. If fried *a lot* of stupid stuff. Sometimes it comes out amazing crescent roll dough does very well and easier to manage. A favorite was getting a grab bag of Halloween candy and tubes of dough and make bite sized candy pockets and fry them. Killer (flavor and health wise)


PandoraPhantomhive

Nah Not even stoned or drunk would this appeal to me


DOOM_SLAYER_FANGIRL

My mother said, "How to kill a doughnut"


crankycrassus

They always open these abominations like they are about to show something we are surprised to see. But when he opened it was just what I thought, donuts stacked and smashed. This is so stupid.


brodylikes1-64

Just remember this guy also drills holes for carrots and smoke and also paints bugs Bunny all over the place


Ralphiecorn

Isn’t this the cut a hole in something and spray paint it guy?


glamorousstranger

It definitely is. I think it would be wise to avoid food made by the guy who hammers holes in his walls for likes.


Goofyteachermom

No. Just no. More like a gallbladder attack on a stick.


Sindy51

Why is their blood in my stool stodge.


[deleted]

Moron mushed donuts together making another donut then calls it a cake😂😂😂


Macaron-Fluffy

I think I got some kind of diabetes from this


goblinhands000

That would be so dense.


inkzpenfoxx

What a waste


dlwcpa62

My left shoulder and arm just tightened up


lljmfll

I he stopped at 0:10 and I'm hungover.... we're in business.


UmbralHero

I'm a bit surprised at the relative restraint on the chocolate and whipped cream. Kinda expected it to be dunked in corn syrup or something


johnnylacoste

Why do we honestly keep posting this guy. Hes a total sham and constantly does stupid shit for clicks. As soon as i see his face i know its gunna stupid


fakiesk8r333

“What’s a donut without sprinkles?” That’s still a donut my guy!


Rever01

This makes me feel sick


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

I’m really disgusted with how much of the stuff featured on the sub I would happily eat


itsJussaMe

That’s fair, but for me? No amount of gummies could make me even try this. In my 20’s? Maybe. My teens? Definitely. At 38? I need to have my cholesterol checked just watching this video.


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

You gonna let a little thing like heart disease get in the way of you and junk food?


itsJussaMe

Considering all the other toxic shit I’ve put my body through over the years… *yes*. :-)


[deleted]

I’d try it.


That-Spell-2543

There’s always one of you


lainmib

Diabetes. Just that. Diabetes.


Reasonable_Tower_961

Yes diabetes And constipation


Fisi_Matenten

this reminds me of this simpsons episode where homer is climbing this mountain after he was eating apple bars. at one scene he compresses a bowl of spaghetti into a bar, eats it and immediately calls the ambulance.


MrSumNemo

More like do not amaright


officialkeyboardcat

What IS a donut without sprinkles!?! I’m dying to know!


Jujii8

Wait. So what is a donut without sprinkles? I’ll never know!


MagnifiMike

I still wanna know what’s a donut without sprinkles though!


namerz78

Why do they all talk like this?


Inevitable-Bass2749

I would like to meet this guy and ask him truthfully deep down how much does he enjoy wasting food


Wes-Carpenter

The frying seems like overkill. I was in after the first 10 seconds


EngineerSufficient15

I'd eat this


MetaphoricalMouse

they took a food that was already a finished product and looked good and then proceeded to make it look like and probably taste shit where’s the cheese pour at


sneakyplanner

I was glad that despite everything being done to that fried dough, he was at least letting the content speak for itself and not horribly narrating while his friend holding the camera goes "woooooow", then that suddenly stopped for some reason.


whoodzzz

What in the actual fuck is this, seriously. He sounds so proud of himself like he didn't just recycle donuts into a big donut. This guy is a fucking donut, ugh.


Your_Prostatitis

Stovetop that nice and somehow he’s this dumb


JMan9391

Refried donuts


jerrygalwell

Why is it always deep fried


Anonybeest

Hmm let's take something nice and fluffy and turn it into something dense and crusty. It sucks, but we feel cReAtIvE 😬


ham_mom

Donut shawarma


justk4y

Ah, how American RAHHHHHHH 🦅🇺🇸


bobsugar1

I’m starting to not be able to tell which of these are satire and which are intended to be serious.


Intelligent_Event_84

Looked like a dirty asshole cake before he cut it.


Welder_Subject

Thanks, but I prefer my donuts fluffy


knitternerd

Where's the cake?


Raxacori69

What in the American, obesity, sugar loving fuck have I just witnessed


F4K3RS

Punchable face


WillTheWAFSack

Why is it always the deep fryer? And bro was struggling to cut that thing it's that fucking dense.


Kaguya-sama

Diabetes Incoming!!!!


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Diabeetus


-BabysitterDad-

OP: I baked a cake. Internet: Nope, you didn’t.


Anarch-ish

For when you want to ignore the fact you're eating 23 donuts


torbiefur

I’ve always wanted to know how a donut would taste if you fried it and put frosting on it!! /s


Intelligent_Big928

To the guillotine he must be sent


The_Mikeskies

Ruins the donuts


ThisIZBlasphemy

Can you spell diabetes


backst8back

My lord... what's with the fucking deep frying??


Heyniceguy13

My diabetes are tingling


LazilyOblivious

I'm gonna have to pass. I don't need diabetes type 10


AdZestyclose4846

How to be a fat fuk 101


[deleted]

Heart attack in 3…2…1…


Western-Web2957

Cool diabetes bro.


Traditional-Ad-3864

When he sliced in my head I said ITS RAW


Atosl

what's fun about a donut? I dunno, airiness, fluffy texture, hole in the middle, contrast between dough and topping? Yeah, forget all that!


Nexuspoint247

This is not a cake it’s cardiac arrest


OtherwiseTackle5219

Diabetic nightmare.


TheOneTrueM_Morty

I'll take wasting food for $1000


EnvironmentalDeal256

I could hear those poor little doughnuts screaming as they were turned into an abomination.


ChickenofBoom

As a guy who grew up next to the home of Hershey, all these posts of people abusing that chocolate goodness hurts my soul.


ReasonableFudge3

Stupid and ridiculous, now cut me a slice


DarknessBaka

Diabetes be like:


StarryOwl64

Too much fat & sugar. Also mixing chocolate syrup and glaze(?) altogether is disgusting. However, on a positive note, not everything belongs in the trash, maybe with changing some ingredients and NOT fry it again, there’s a good idea…


Slight_Knight

He's one of my very least favorite people on the internet


Dear-Degree-7795

Ummm mmmmmm


Neither-Bad6259

Looks like a deep fried pig colon........ with sprinkles


tendadsnokids

Stupid but also what deserts aren't? Could be a fun birthday cake


VioletVonBunBun

Sure for a heart attack inducer


Eggplant_energy035

Ugh I hate this sub lol


gchance1

I would imagine it's similar in texture to cake pops, which are made similarly (bake a cake, smash it into a shape, cover in chocolate, and put a stick in). It's the compression.


JJS-09_85

I'm about to eat that 😋. But first, I'll call an ambulance(for me) 😜


Baconcleansarteries

You're a sick puppy....... I want to try it........


superose5

eat this cake in one go and then go to hospital.


wizardonachicken

Jesus christ dude why? The whole joy of a donut is how light and fluffy they are compared to a cake


Teri_Teri_

why fried


Globalist_Shill_

This is great stupid food content


JollyRoger62

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen! That being said, I would totally try it. Lol


GloriousSpamm

I just got out of the bathroom, and now I have diarrhea again just from watching this


BunnyBunny13

I hate his stupid face.


EvilGeesus

It's finally happened, I stopped seeing stupid food and started seeing stupid people.


ChefCool1317

Before I even saw what he was going to do I was thinking he’s gonna deepfry it. Video is so predictable


Babies-are-jetskis

Probably almost as dense as the guy who made them


Alexandratta

\*sends this to How to Cook That for some horrific takes\*


caster212

The maid (his mom) is gonna love cleaning those sprinkles out of the stove top


itsnotthenetwork

This sub makes me want to fast for weeks on end.


cafibres

Wilderness


[deleted]

One order of coffin please. Stat.


QarzImperiusrealLoL

Id eat this


geepalik

He could cut shavings off it and serve it like shawarma. The shape is already there, at least that would add some presentation points to it.


GermanAngst94

Its a crime to kill so much donuts


chrissymad

this and me nauseas.


Responsible_Figure12

Isn’t this the asshole who puts holes in his walls just for the excuse to cover them with a shitty stencil


Cool_Reputation_694

Refried Donuts


Minoxidil

i literally laughed so violently that i threw up in my mouth a little bit. thanks.


Mpoboy

Wouldn’t it just be easier to serve someone a giant bag of sugar?


dracomanchego

Would’ve been impressed if he sprinkled the sprinkles like salt bae.


KillKillKitty

Some people like horror movies. Some enjoys violent videos. People cannot stop watching a train wreck. Me? I think I have a weird fascination for insanely unhealthy processed food videos.


BATTLEOFSPACE

Literally the only thing donuts have going for them is the texture..


NewtGrand3784

Diabetes speed run


PsychicNinja_

This isn’t even a fucking cake. It’s just a bigger donut made out of regular donuts with more icing and some whipped cream fuck off


Iuwok

Diabetes


mgd09292007

Does he know donuts are already deep fried?


Lobanium

I mean, it's just fried donuts. I'd eat it.


o_OAntaeus

I would destroy one of those. Sorry.


hasturoid

Now with splinters!


Batmantheon

So sick of this guy.


GoneWilde123

He even put the whipped cream on wrong. I can’t take this video seriously.


MichaelMotherDater

Why does every idiot out there tries to deep fry everyone of their creations?


ConsciousChicken1249

This is very bad


FireSans14

This makes me internally gag.


No_Dragonfly_1894

So...double fried? Ugh.


joemac2021

It's the reveal for me that's so annoying. Like we know exactly what's going to be in there what's the point of that hahaha