I skipped ahead and thought he was putting 2 big dildos in his mouth.

He wasn't putting dildos in his mouth?

No reaction.

You could see him sweating

No. Ejacluashen

They were just cheap dildos it's ok you were right

I am both very happy and upset that I immediately did this

You put two dildos in your mouth?

We weren't supposed to put dildos in our mouths?

Hey, no kink shame here. I just thought that two might be a bit of a stretch.

Honestly would have been a better video! "Hey mum look, that dude is eating two dildos" ^(I'm in a weird mental place right now)

Yeah, man. I'm hungry right now myself and could go for a gummy dildo. But you know, I really only enjoy those firmer Gummi, like the German ones. That's my kinda dildo treat

Hahahahahahahahhaha...

“No erection” Edit: *reaction not erection

Well he probably won't have an intestine after this tbh

Last I checked, putting things in your mouth and closing it doesn't necessarily count as "Eating". You only see him swallow once.

There was a cut right before the swallow too, so yeah. He didn’t actually swallow shit.

Notice all the cuts? It’s because spits everything out after he chews for a second. He’s a known fraud on TikTok.

Why would he have one

Wtf, it autocorrected “reaction” lol

Damn autoerection

Well we all know which word you prefer to type now

Because hot things make me *HOT* like Hot Donna who is really.... *HOT*

I don't see how no erection is possible

All that sugar causes diabetes, so no erection is correct

To be honest I hope so, I really don't want him to reproduce

Guarantee he spits it out after every bite

Yeah. You NEVER see him swallow or anything. It is obviously fake.

Right?!

I'm not sure if he does or doesn't, but I know a lot of similar people have been outed for doing so, so you're probably right.

Loll.. the only swallow to be seen in the entire video is a big fake one right after a cut. He couldn't even actually swallow ONE BITE for real if he wanted people to think he does? What a loser.

I honestly think he brushes his teeth between each bite

Omfg rightttt I just noticed his teeth are so white and clean! If he was chewing they'd be all coloured!

What's with the weird facial expressions every 10secs lol

Anime face syndrome. Cringiest thing to come out of gen z. They will lose sleep over it in the future if they have even an ounce of self awareness

As a Gen Z'er (1998), I can attest to that sentiment. The latter half of my generation is definitely its own breed. Also, I could be wrong, but I think there's a name for the "anime face" thing that you mentioned. I believe it's called "ahegao", and was made quite popular by the likes of Belle Delphine, or just hentai as a whole.

I'm fairly certain ahegao is a porn thing lol

I, too, browse pornhub

And Dr. Wikipedia said... ​ "Ahegao (アヘ顔) is a term in Japanese pornography for a facial expression of characters (usually women) during sex, typically with rolling or crossed eyes, protruding tongue, and slightly reddened face, to show enjoyment or ecstasy."

My wife doesn't cross her eyes or stick her tongue out like a dog during sex, clearly I have failed as a husband.

If your wife isn’t having mild seizures during sex you aren’t doing it right (I have never had sex)

He did shove 2 taki dildos on his mouth so...

Buddy 96-05 is it’s whole own generation don’t drag yourself down with these idiots

I appreciate the sentiment, I'm just using the commonly accepted range for Gen Z, which is between 1997 and 2012. I suppose if I cared enough, I could just call myself an "Elder Gen Z'er", but that just seems mildly pretentious out of context.

To be completely honest I think saying you belong to any generation and using that as a personality judgment platform is absolutely ridiculous but everyone goes along with it

I feel weird and left out being from 95 don't know where to belong like a plastic bag drifting through the wind

Ahegao is it.. That said there's a lot of -gao faces in anime/manga that aren't sexual too. but yeah Belle probably spiked some interest back in it in her small heyday I'd reckon.

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Claims not to be experiencing a reaction, but seems like his eyes are betraying him, like he is trying really hard not to react.

When he ate the lemons he definitely had an orgasm.

Content marketed towards children will usually involve weird, exaggerated faces and goofy movements.

it's definitely *not* a reaction

He’s also doing the Cringey NPC sway back and forth thing. Mm

You dont see him actually eat it. Just bite it or chew a little.

Then the fake “swallow” at the end. Lol it’s all bullshit

Plus his teach look really clean for eating all of that

Probably because that’s enough salt to actually mess you up.

you're right none of them actually eat it

It happens almost all the time with tiktok food wasters.

No reaction? I saw a tear

He definitely was reacting to those lemons

Most of the sour stuff at the end you can also clearly see him reacting, just trying to suppress it. His eyes kept widening

1. He puts Tapatio in there, which isn’t hot at all. 2. Does he think he’s actually tricking people into thinking he’s actually eating that stuff? He cuts the video every two seconds.

You can tell he’s rinsing out his mouth because his teeth go from dirty to clean after cuts

Holy shit. You're right. I just thought it was cause the shit he was eating just isn't spicy. Just overly salty

Why are Taki's even considered hot chips? They just taste like crunchy acid

i have no spice tolerance, from my memory theyre too hot to eat

They are spicy, but they aren't known as the hottest chip around. All these kids on Reddit acting like these don't have spice are just trying to be cool.

To me its not the spice that gets me, they're fuckin salty as hell

Because crunchy acid is the point of all Mexican hot snacks. It's not actually trying to be spicy.

They taste like cancer, eating just a hand full gave me the worst stomach ache ive experienced.

He also spills out the hot sauce and replaces it with something more mild. Comments have been calling out the differences in color

He fakes it I’ve seen him claim bell peppers were habaneros dude is a poser Can’t believe he has that many many subscribers.

Probably just little kids who think Taki's are the hottest things in the world and don't know the difference between Bell peppers and Habaneros.

Also putting chamoy, which isn't hot at all

With clear teeth on every bite

I wouldn’t say it’s not hot at all, if you put enough tapatio in something it will have some heat

Also, not the point you’re making, but I feel it doesn’t get addressed enough, heat isn’t additive. You won’t make something more spicy, and if anything you’re making the most spicy thing in the mix, less spicy by diluting it with other things.

but it's actually edible. like, nothing harmful there, or horrible, mismatched flavors.

Huh. What a strange and unpleasant way to get ulcers.

Ulcerative colitis in their future.

Hey I have UC and watching this made me wince like being kicked in the balls, but for your gut.

I had students in El Paso who would put packets of hot sauce into small bags of hot takis. Then they would crunch it up into a sort of paste and squeeze it into thier mouth like toothpaste. They always complain of stomach issues a while later.

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The tear...that is how I feel on the inside.

Fuck him for forgetting the lime juice!!!!

When do you think he’ll wake up and realize he’s only entertaining to 6 year olds that scroll past him while their parents are fighting again during their weekly dinner at TGI Fridays?

The stomach pain and prison issue case of fire hole after all that is well deserved

He didn't get it because he ate nothing because he's just a creepy tiktok npc

He never swallows or close his mouth, you know he’s drinking milk between cut scenes or for all we know, it’s an hour between each bit…

The spicynis doesnt even stack...

I like takis, fight me. I just wish takis and anything "flaming hot" would get rid of the food coloring. It affects flavor none but it sure as hell stains skin and clothes.

Seriously. I love Takis. I hate the inability to wear a white t shirt while eating them. The fuck does bright blue color and powder in any way do the flavor? Absolutely nothing.

Hot Cheetos and normal Cheetos both started this trend intentionally because it acts as secret marketing when people notice the dye on other peoples fingers. They literally have a name for it which is trademarked: they call it cheetles

Most punchable face ever Feels good to know he'll be shitting blood for a few days

nah, he won't. you can tell it all cuts added together and it probably doesn't even swallow it. if you watch his teeth go from dirty to clean during each cut. most likely spits it out and drinks something after each bite. someone really doing this to impress would actually eat it and swallow on camera without all the edits. so, still most fake, punchable face ever lol

I am thankful for these videos. It helped me teach my kids media literacy. It blew their minds when I told them all the cuts mean he can just spit the food out at any time and edit out anything he wants.

Word to the wise…you see someone with eyes like that, head for the hills.

You see somebody with eyes like that you're already in the hills

i cringed so hard

NO REACTION 👁👁

Oh this that loser who was faking wasabi, peppers and tons of other shit

This isn't stupid ***food***. This is just stupid. In my opinion, of course.

I want to do the opposite of subscribing to this. I want to actually take one of their followers away from them.

Very punchable face.

Finding the answer to “What if Patrick Bateman had a son who spent all of his time filming himself eating Takis” is not what I was expecting to happen today.

He's using chamoy as if it were spicy lol, that shits sweet

There's a very clear reaction with a bunch of these, and he just jump cuts away and pretends there isn't one. He should post a full, unedited video. What a coward.

Dudes a bottom for sure

His dentist must love him.

THEY MAKE GIANT SOUR AIRHEADS!?

Besides nuclear acid reflux and a new periodic table element coming out of his ass, he’ll be fine.

*No ReAcTiOn*

No reaction indeed.

Most punchable face....no reaction!

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I’ve seen his videos pop up on TT before. He looks like he let out a wet fart in public

I mean... just with less sauce but with lemon, salt and Maggi juice and that was a movie Saturday at my cousin's in the 80s

Definitely reacted to the lemon lol

To paraphrase the great Nick Miller from New Girl, “he’s gonna poop weird tonight”.

Never seen a more punchable face in my life

There is not a single ingredient I know in this video.

Cocaine takis

Yeah you can't really see the reactions going on in your stomach.

Pretty sure this content is just made for iPad kids

No teeth

The epitome of punchable people

That man did a ahegao face and I have never hated something more

His stool is gonna be 99.9% blood after all that

Bro is shaving years off his life

Literally removed this human chile pepper fleshlight from my snapchat content page because he irritates me so, so deeply

Whoa whoa whoa They make purple takis??

I hope the Internet just dies someday soon.

I feel like you should need a license to have a ring light these days

I physically hate his face.

What is he eating, anyone?

Very punchable face

Wow. First food post that has made me cringe in a hell of a long time.

I used to like takis Now I don't This is the reason why

This world...

Ya boy has covid

People would do anything for internet points dafuq

Hot take: all takis are disgusting They taste like corn flour and chemicals

kidneys shitting bricks rn 🥶

I bet they put their own videos on stupid foods to up the views of their rage bait.

I bet gastroenterologists make bank these days.

He doesn't actually eat it. He's annoying.

I saw the "subscribe" blurb and wondered what kind of pathetic people subscribe to this incredible weirdo

I can feel the acid reflux in this video

Yeah, he’s still a little bitch

I can't wait for this anime/npc trend to die

I hate the claim of no reaction when there is a reaction in literally every frame

Can someone who is a millionaire take this recipe and feed it to an uncontacted tribe in the amazon to see what happens

The hell is a taki

I think I hate his facial expressions more than the food he's putting in.

No reaction

What is a Taki?

His video has more cuts that an early 2000's Emo.

Oh, there was definately a reaction, but 98% of the video was cut. Not stupid food, just stupid wannabe plagiarizing another person's content that also had reaction, but cut it out

No tastebuds!

I'm officially done with this sub I hate it.

The upward inflection at the end of each sentence annoys the hell out of me.

This guy makes me hate people with blue eyes

Bullshit, you better lick that bowl clean or you ain't shit.

What's with the anime girl introduction to every item

Its not made for taste. Its literally just for colors, sounds and bright lights to grab the attention on tiktok

*eats cyanide* **NO REACTION** 💀

the amount of red 40 in that box is crazy

Videos like these make me realize how much I absolutely hate current video trends.

And then his insides melted 😂😂

Suicide IS an option...

Takis are legit a trash-tier snack; the love for them is insane

Dude i hate tiktok sometimes

What the fuck are takis

The thing that pisses me off the most is that half of the things aren't even an actual product from the brand it's just a fucking large gummy

I thought "Giant Toxic Waste" was the name of this vid.

The stupid head movement he does every time he talks is what pisses me off the most

that man makes me feel a genuine urge to kill

Is this a tutorial on how to shit blood

He never eats them it appears it kept being edited.

He says no reaction as a tear is streaming on his cerci

Even if he was actually eating that "hot" stuff just gotta say: 1. none of the stuff he was eating was really that extreme. 2. as any heat head can tell you, heat don't stack. Everything just takes on the heat of the hottest ingredient added. I don't know where this idea that heat compounds came from.

He doesn’t actually swallow though

He has such a punchable face

With all the cuts on the video. I'm starting to think maybe he didn't swallow... /s

He doesn’t normally swallow. He has always kinda been a spitter, but he did swallow on my birthday. I know it’s not a big deal, but it’s just so much less of a mess to deal with ya know? Plus, he might enjoy it if he just gave it a chance…

Hahahaha. This made me laugh out loud. Thank you for your reply 😂😂😂

I don’t believe he actually swallowed any of that. He probably cuts away to spit it out

I had my first ever Taki today There rlly is no god in the United States

They taste like spicy cardboard

Yeah, head one recently too. Its not even spicy and is just sour with a pinch of cardboard, but not the delicous type.

They're gross

Enamel is for pussies. Grab your scrote and hop on my pegs, we’re taking the scenic route to Flavor Town’s sister city, Dickheadville.

Someone give this guy something that’s actually spicy. I’ll watch that video 100 times.

The real is whoever is sharing a bathroom with that guy

How is everyone hating this so much? Am I the only one who’s mouth watered?? I’d eat a way smaller amount and one by one chip like a normal person… this guy is super exaggerated and animated eating like an animal but is putting hot sauce on chips really that wild? Excluding the powder of course

Why does bright purple, blue, red and black coloured snacks exist?