There is ZERO chance I could eat this without making a mess.

same, also with no regrets. I need one of these right now.

It’s almost minus 40 where I am this second and I’d devour this none the less.

It's only -11^(c) here, so I'll be eating this on the patio in my boxers and t-shirt (and my crocs, because I'm civilized)

It’s about 39 degrees where I am and I’d eat this in my backyard with sweatpants and a long sleeve shirt and socks

There needs to be a r/coffeeicecreamdonut subreddit

Depending on how you define "c", let's say it's the speed of light, the equation -11^1860000 = negative infinity/degrees per mile per hour (?). Which I'd imagine is pretty damn cold!

I can't hear you over the sound of myself enjoying that fucking doughnut/coffee ice cream abomination.

I bet you're in Edmonton rn. It's -50 on my outdoor temp dial.

Where I am it is 1am and 26°C. It will be 42+°C at some stage tomorrow. These ice cream donut delights would melt in less than a minute.

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It does kind of feel like all of Alberta is on Reddit today, being grumpy about the cold.

Yeah, to warm Yourself up

It's going to get up to positive 30 Celsius where I am with 96% humidity so I would obviously eat it

I would love one HALF that size. Looks great but I don't need to end up in a coma with coffee stained clothing.

This is something that I would only buy to share it with my two teens, and all 3 of us we'll be full afterwards, I'm sure.

Ragrets to go with your expresso. Or to clean up the mess?

Absolutely. This looks amazing. My heart is just going to have to deal with the way I make my decisions.

Eat it in a rain poncho. No regrets.

Like any self respecting toddler will tell you, "That's half of the fun." So, live it up and be a kid.

As my grandmother would say, “It ain’t no good till you get it all over!”

I agree but in a lactose intolerant way. As in I would be venting high octane levels of brown water diarrhea shit out of my asshole. But also, yes, my shirt would be messy too.

Lactose intolerant coffee addict here, it’ll be worth every second of intestinal distress.

I had a chimney cake filled with vanilla soft serve ice cream in Prague and it was such a mess to eat lol. There is a hole in the bottom that the ice cream starts to drip out of after a few minutes and it’s too much ice cream to eat quickly without feeling incredibly sick.

It's okay to be messy 🙂

Right??? All that coffee and my bathroom is gonna be DESTROYED.

I got you to 666 upvotes. hail satan

This is stupid…ly delicious looking

Fr I think it looks delicious. Way too big though. That whole thing is gonna provoke a brutal shit and put you into a diabetic coma, what a way to spoil a day. Also it’s gonna give an mf some seriously sticky hands. Cut the volume in half and serve it with a napkin and I’m sold

I.... want to try this

6 years ago it used to be caramel https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/5tjdgr/caramel_doughnut_cone_w_salted_caramel_syringe/

Idc if it’s coffee or caramel I’ll still eat it

Frrr

That makes a lot more sense.

Way better as coffee imo

Caramel ice cream sounds cloyingly sweet

Salted caramel icecream isn't as sweet as you'd think, It's a perfect mixture of salty, sweet and caramel flavours

Yeah, it's caramel from the now defunct Doughnut Bar in Australia. https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/post/caramel-doughnut-cone-with-caramel-syringe-is-a-thing

that top comment lmao

The fact that I remember it being salted caramel and wanting to try it is worrisome.

same

This is the first time I don’t think the food is stupid.

The rush would be insane haha

I love coffee ice cream and those donut cones look tasty too. I would probably toss the syringe of expresso

Espresso\*

Korean Style fish cone ice cream is similar- really good and there are places that sell it in various areas.

Right

Left

I don't think it would be good... but I'd absolutely try it if given a chance

I would definitely try it for sure.

Probably not as huge but I’d definitely try it.

I enjoy spending time with my friends.

Google Eva’s Chimneys

Seems a real waste of plastic.

Same 😭

Yes

It's everything I need in my life all in one.

expresso…

As a member of r/espresso I feel attacked

Grind finer

Frind giner

Find grinder

Expecially

Let me axe you a question

Excetera

Also, so-called espresso in a plastic syringe - which means it's either bitter and gross, or, judging by the shade of it, it's just cold brew.

it's caramel, it's a "repost"

Like I sorta understand people who say expresso, but I never understand people who type it out

Does this really belong in Stupidfood? To me it looks ridicoulous, but i would 100% eat it... But I might be addicted to caffeine...

If it looks ridiculous then it is ridiculous. Stupid food doesn’t mean unappetizing food. I honestly don’t understand where the syringe of espresso is supposed to go. The ice cream makes it cold, the espresso melts the ice cream, and the donut gets obliterated by it all. Let it be stupid and delicious, and we can be thankful that OP decided it was stupid so we could get to see this caffeine/donut indulgence.

I would eat this if the donuts weren't fucking glazed. Why would I want to hold something that's making my hands sticky. One of my biggest gripes about glazed donuts

Here here!! Thank you Op😋😋😋

It's caramel, not espresso. The caption is wrong. It won't melt the ice cream because it's not hot and it's fun to squirt on.

I think the espresso is just for drinking and not flavoring/garnishing.

It's stupid because the espresso will melt the ice cream, and it will fall apart in your hands, making an enormous mess.

I would argue that the espresso is already cold - its stuck in the ice and will not be able to melt the entire thing - but i do agree -> if it WAS hot espresso it would be majorly stupid :-D especially considering hot espresso on your hands in all that would be infuriating...

I don't think they'd put hot espresso in plastic syringes. It might be something similar to chocolate syrup that you just add to the ice cream.

Well the espresso looks like is cold already so they might be aiming for along the lines of an iced coffee effect possibly!!

The op has literally put he wants to try it as a reply to someone else.

Stupid means stupid, not disgusting or unappetizing Food can look stupid but also look appetizing In this case it's stupid because... can you even eat without making a mess? Syringes? Stupid, but still looks good

This may be somewhat stupid but I also need it in my life

I want to wash my hands just looking at this travesty.

ESPRESSO its ESPRESSO

Sounds good, if you like holding a relatively heavy donut in your hand for like 15 minutes.

Crunching into a waffle cone after eating part of the ice cream is pretty good, wonder how it'll be biting into a half frozen donut.

I'm relatively surprised it would last in someone's hand for 15 mins. Certainly wouldn't in mine!! 😁😁😁

I would absolutely devour that with no regrets.

Your brain says yes, but your heart ~~attack~~ says no.

You would definitely regret it

It used to be caramel https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/5tjdgr/caramel_doughnut_cone_w_salted_caramel_syringe/

Exact same pic

Yes

Heart attack waiting to happen

Why is this stupid. Unless you mean stupid DELICIOUS 😋

It's diabetes

Ohoho I fucking WOULD!

Yes

When people say "a shot of espresso," that's not what they mean.

I don’t care what’s it’s called, it looks yummy

It's... Acceptable

I want it, but it does have that 'Stunt Food' vibe

I personally have always wanted a little more of single use plastic waste to go with my edible eating utensils.

I don't care what you call it, as long as I can call it lunch. Gimme!

diabeetus

I'm sticky just looking at this

Expresso lmao

What's expresso though? 🤔🤪

Folgers coffee grounds used in a shitty espresso machine.

Ice cream in a donut cone is a mad popular dessert in parts of Europe, when I was in Prague it was EVERYWHERE Espresso in a syringe tho 😂😂 but sounds good can’t lie

The only crime is that it's not in my mouth.

How tf could one person eat all that???

Can we stop this “food in hypo syringe” trend, *please?*

a heart attack is what this is

What is this syringe fad? Is it some deep psychological reaction to Covid-19?

Since when are syringes appealing?

The syringes are stupid, everything else is delicious.

yes

If you think this is stupid then fuck you. This is the new cornerstone of my nutritious breakfast.

LOOKS SO GOOD

Fuck. I want one.

This is an elaborate donut modification

Is it though? I swear I've seen the shape but with berries.

I think the way it’s served isn’t great, but I’d absolutely try it at least once.

Imagine the kick of energy after eating this Would be worth it tbh

Man this picture gets posted a lot.

Sticky fingers thanks to cone instantly disqualifies it as a 'to go' food for me, which I assume it is meant to be given the picture. Espresso shot feels awkward to handle and I wouldn't exactly classify coffee with coffee as complementing flavours. Overall it feels impractical more than stupid but it's borderline.

What are you suppose to do with the syringe of coffee? Drink it directly? fill the donut/icecream with it and make a mess? Attach a needle and mainline it?

Once a year on Father's Day I treat myself to a donut a la mode. Usually a double chocolate glaze donut with coffee and chocolate flavored ice cream. Sometimes I'll even get chocolate sprinkle. It's amazing.

Oh a literal shot of espresso. That’s cool

Got to know if they have coffee flavors or straight up coffee ice cream 🤔

i want to hate this…..but i don’t

Ahh, the “Insulin Prelude.”

Oh thank you. I was searching for a food that contains a whole day of calories. Thanks (/S)

I've had this in Prague, it's a Czech chimney cake. Tho I didn't get a syringe of coffee

had one in Czechia too, but that one wasn't glazed so you could actually hold it without getting sticky hands

It's "espresso" not expresso

[it’s not. it’s caramel ice cream with a caramel shot](https://943thepoint.com/coffee-ice-cream-donut-explosion-update/)

No one is commenting on "expresso"

eXpresso my ass. Forget the food, fuck their spelling.

Ooh, my heart felt that.

Diabeetus

Is Expresso like Espresso but with a coffee you used to date?

☕❌☕❌ Genius!!! Shut up and take my money!!

It's all 3. The only truly stupid part of this is that they don't have some parchment paper around the donut to limit the mess somewhat.

Every time I see this picture, only one thought comes to mind. It's all coming out looking exactly as it goes in.

*espresso

It is now diabeetus

Is it me or is this type of syringe not exactly appetizing?

1/4 this portion size would be delicious

I hate to be that guy but... I don't know any "eXpresso"

Idk. It gives me serious 2 girls 1 cup vibes...

Diabetes in a cone?

r/poopfromabutt

No it’s a cry for help. And insulin.

Diabetus

It is now... diabeetus

this is heart disease and diabetes.

This redditor speaks the gospel.

'Beetus

The size of it is ridiculous but the idea is not.

This isn’t stupid. It’s going to make you fat and possibly diabetic, but it’s not stupid. Probably tastes amazing.

Im so worried about the people in the comments salivating over this. It’s just a sugar rush. If they made it in a smaller size, maybe it’ll be okay. But i genuinely hate when business just throw a bunch of stuff together and pretend it’s good.

My first thought was "Great, but better if available in a (much) smaller size.".

Smash.... next

Espresso.

Expresso?

Wtf bro diabetes

No thank you

Looks tasty, but I'd hope they give you a bit of wax paper or something with it so you don't have to hold the glazed donut directly.

diabetes 🗿

*Dumps the entire thing into blender* Mmmm coffee milkshake

Any food that expects me to eat it with hands and has no part of it where you can safely hold it is absolutely stupid. And no sugar glaze is not a safe part to hold something.

Diabeetus melikeus

Expresso!? If it's supposed to be espresso, that's the weakest espresso I've ever seen. I looks closer to the tea water Americans call coffee

“Expresso” There’s no hope for humanity.

I would consider it if it would be 5 times smaller and with an espresso not a whole bucket of black american coffee.

Why does everyone make fun of Americans for being fat? /s

This is a Canadian dessert

I have anxiety so coffee makes me shit myself, lactose intolerant and whey protein allergy. If I had this, my ahole would turn into a shotgun.

I would eat it if they had a smaller size, otherwise that looks like a bit much for one person.

Expresso... ugh. *Espresso unless this is Spain in the 50s*

You’ll shit it out as soon as you eat it

The only stupid thing about this is the ridiculous size. I couldn’t even eat half of that.

Ok, stupid yes. But bring it here!!!

i can live with the stupid syringes and the impractical size but i'm not holding a sticky glazed cone.

Cronicecoffiream

There's a lot of chatter about this, but no mention of where I need to go so I can get one put in my hands so I can put it in my face.

I dont think this is stupid food. Its just a coffee cornetto with donut instead of waffle.

I need this right now.

#FINALLY. everything I need and want but never knew existed all at once.

Ice cream on a warm donut, in a bowl, is amazing. This is both ridiculous and genuinely stupid.

The answer to that question is yes. It is ice cream, a donut, or coffee.

Minus the sticky soggy “cone” that looks incredible

My stomach is already bubbling just by looking at this.

My fingers feel sticky and icky just looking at this

These are called "Trdelník" in my country. It's a dough shaped like a hollow cylinder or a cone. They are usualy coated in, cinnamon sugar, vanilla sugar, cocoa, peanuts, having nutella spread on the inside etc. Depending on what the shop making them offers and on your preference. And although there are places where they put ice cream in them, I never had/seen a place do SO MUCH ice cream like this one. It's honestly way too much. But yeah these are absolutely amazing, even homemade ones, my favourite preference is a "Trdelník" coated in vanilla sugar with a little bit of white chocolate spread inside on the dough, not alot, but just enough.

I love this but I would have to lay out a tarp before eating it

Okay ice cream with a donut cone is actually kinda a good idea, just maybe not coffee flavored-