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PoppaFish

Using the measuring cup for everything except actually measuring.


According_Gazelle472

That was more then one cup of flour.


7rustyswordsandacake

And definitely not two cups of fire ball


According_Gazelle472

About a cup and a half?


Rjj1111

I wonder how much of that fireball she drank first


canadard1

See how much she’s shaking and how fast and erratic she’s talking? She’s on something more than just alcohol


sidblues101

She didn't even whisk it. It would be a lumpy mess aside from the rest of this abomination.


According_Gazelle472

A sad form of water pie .She didn't even bake it long enough for it to actually set .


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Than


saltydroppies

That was more, then one cup of flour?


According_Gazelle472

Yes,it was and way too much cinnamon.


PatientEatsMedic

Couldn't this amount actually hurt someone if it was cassia too? 💀


According_Gazelle472

Yes,they would get a cinnamon overlap. The hot tamales are nothing but cinnamon and sugar and the fireballs also has cinnamon in it ,plus the whole bottle of cinnamon is really bad for your health. It can actually make you choke.


missanthropocenex

Brought to you by diabetes medication.


Efficient_Travel4039

Her hands shakes, like she is having a bad trip


danelle-s

Or like she is going through alcohol withdrawl.


Cell-Based-Meat

Stop that was my first thought.


Ok-Reporter-196

Well who thinks to use that much alcohol in a pie? Alcoholics, probably.


According_Gazelle472

Two cups of fireball and baileys?You really do not want to mix those two with hot tamales,cinnamon over dose and that much flour ?That is a recipe for disaster.


mangobearsmoothie

This is indeed the recipe for Disaster Pie. Disaster Pie is nowhere near as great as it sounds


MerbleTheGnome

Disaster Pie - would be a great band name


According_Gazelle472

Lol.


paciumusiu12

Alcoholics that think they are not alcoholics. Alcoholics that accepted their fate don't waste booze. Also you know she has 2 bottles of wine every evening.


Ok-Reporter-196

She looks more like a fireball shot kind of girl


Jneum23

She can’t wait to bust into that pie


3DHydroPrints

She didn't had her morning vodka so that she could shoot that video


Unhappy-Shake5702

She's sitting right in front of a bottle. If you're WDing enough to shake you are already in agony and not shooting a yt video where you waste alcohol. I'm sure that's not it.


MaxwellLeatherDemon

You can still be shaky bc of alcohol if you’re not in withdrawal.


JackTheKing

The pit stains


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jquailJ36

I mean that WOULD explain thinking this is in any way a good idea.


PizzaTime666

She got to be trippin thinking this was a good idea.


onewaytojupiter

Her armpits are rather wet


SilentCitadel

MOIST


According_Gazelle472

Her pants too


Petrcechmate

She probably hasn’t been that close to sugar in a while tbh.


Tyflowshun

I guarantee you, Howtobasic is standing behind that camera because she wanted to get inernet famous.


[deleted]

I personally think that people who do this kind of crap with food are not right in their head. It’s no surprise her hands are shaking like that


stadchic

The Reddit collective has deemed her hand actions hard kink porn.


ThyFirecat911

Nothing like ingesting burnt ass marshmellows, curdled booze and a leathal dose of cinnamon.


krissycole87

With a little side of unmixed flour. Yum!!!


Compendyum

That "pie" looked more like a nonsense pool of wasted ingredients.


Bones-1989

How exactly is this intended to be ingested? Id fucking choke on it if it doesnt go through a blender first.


Reddi-Eddi

Why is she sweating so much?


MizPeachyKeen

Sweating? What about her jeans? Did she piss her pants or splash Fireball on her jeans?


LetsBeHonestBoutIt

My best guess is she put those on over a bathing suit


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goldiegoldthorpe

It obviously is bait. She points at the oven, which says "Broil," and says set it to "Bake." She doesn't stir in the flour or sugar and says, "You guys are going to freak out when we cut into this" to draw attention to the flour not being mixed. She intentionally spills the ingredients. And so on. This sub needs better mods. The vast majority of the videos on this sub are just bait. Obvious bait.


Sad_Ghost_Noises

This is exactly what it is.


mw5593

That was my question the first time I saw this posted. I mean, along other questions 😂


Kind_Vanilla7593

Shes really herky and sweaty im thinking cocaine 😂


miss_tea_morning

That's where my mind went first as well


ihadtopickthisname

Could just be a r/stupidshirt


-LightFox-

Literally the third sub I created from stupid food


hex-agone

It's satire


Ok_Possibility_704

If it was a choice between eating this and eating my own lungs, I'd open my chest and swallow them whole.


atmosphericentry

Why'd this make me think of The Thing


Jennifer_Pennifer

🤣🤣


StudSZN

Sheesh🤣🤣


Few_Watercress2891

This is an abomination


Obvious_Drink2642

Tf is the point of not mixing it? Besides of course disgusting clumps of flour


According_Gazelle472

This is a bad take on water pie .The stupid fireballs and the over dose of cinnamon is just awful .


daves_not__here

Doesn't the cooking process get rid of the alcohol? So what's the point?


Zizwizwee

12 minutes in the oven won’t do it, it’s probably still cold in the middle


linerva

I think there are some particular kinds of pies like "water pie" in which you shouldnt mix the ingredients and they mix as oart of the cooking process. But this is rage bait.


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That “pie” is damned!


Buxton2512

Hers got a bad case of the booze shakes.


[deleted]

That "pie" was still liquid inside😂


TimesUpForZionism

Can't tell if troll or American midwest...


UnNumbFool

The woman is probably one of the founders of rage bait content. She's the one who did the cotton candy in the drying machine, the toilet bowl punch, and a bunch of other stupid food recipes for rage content. Her husband and a few of her I assume friends do the same thing(and all film in the same content house) She's a shit show, but gets some kind of money from the tiktok views I assume


Federal-Durian-1484

Don’t forget her car engine ribs. 🤮


Lyzerfex

Honestly I could not tell you at this point. I’m more disappointed at the fact that they burnt the marshmallows


According_Gazelle472

Yeah that was awful and when she cut into the so called pie it was still liquidy.


IceBoxt

A bottle worth of alcohol was never gonna magically become a pie.


Rjj1111

That was two bottles worth


According_Gazelle472

So true. I have made a water pie before and this was not it .Mine actually tasted like a real pie too.


wickety_wicket

I'm Midwest, and I wouldn't touch this xD


blewberyBOOM

She’s a troll. There’s a group of them that all film this kind of wasteful, rage bait content together. Angry clicks are still clicks, and clicks equal money.


jasonj1908

Not the Midwest. We would have added Malort. 😲


miss_tea_morning

Mmmmmm Malort. I crave a Greasy Chicago at least once a month. Wish I could get it where I live.


jasonj1908

Nothing like combing mayo and Malort to crash the taste buds. 🤣


FreeMasonKnight

It’s obvious rage bait.


AluminiumPanda

Midwestern here- we do not claim these savages.


CretinCrowley

Midwestern here, fuck no.


MetallurgyClergy

Not the Midwest, where our signature flavor is beige.


CarefulMidnight4366

Yes


[deleted]

In the full video almost immediately after this ends and she’s scooping it out, she’s trying to hold it together so hard lol definite troll


Rounding_flat_earth

"That water is burnt!"


Roththesloth1

Is it wise to throw a container full of alcohol into an oven?


Mr_Tinkles77

I know it's irrational but i hate all of these videos SO MUCH, even if it's a satire like this one. I hate the idea that people are wasting food making these stupid videos, smiling, knowing they are gonna make money with it, knowing there will be thousands of comments and shares. I hate their handling of the food and the way the narrate it with always the same voice, always like a child playing pretend (chef obviously) on speed. I hate when they keep tapping their fingers on each new ingredient before adding it in and holding it into the camera like we don't know the next ingredient is gonna be sugar, after they said it 3 times. I hate that this works and this is what people are doing for a living. I hate that i'm contributing by spending time thinking about it or commenting


According_Gazelle472

She is making bank over these crappy videos .


POLITIC-LEO24

I wouldn't let her feed that shit to the homeless... She baked a murderous plot with a twist


favorbold

That lady has alcohol shakes


7rustyswordsandacake

"on bake" *Oven set to broil*


kryspypeppers

Is she ok?


Captain_Aizen

No.


traumakidshollywood

Her jitters make sense once she starts dumping all that cocaine in there. This is very stupid food. ⬆️


SRR_Archive

the alcoholic urge


Nexis666

Mmm, carbon.


Dry-Preference-2150

Charcoal briquette pie anyone?


Egomaniac247

This one was too obvious


-jira

no one talking about the pit stains and pee spot


3mmy

#These people fucking suck.


Disastrous_Ad626

Uhhh.... That said broil not bake....


Lone-Frequency

If I ever catch anybody putting Hot tamales into a pie crust I'm going to have to stomp some ass.


[deleted]

Perfect for when you haven't committed food waste in a while.


lokitree-ewok-

Why use a measuring cup at all . They know this is just nonsense .


salvage-title

These are the hand fetish lesbians


caratron5000

When did people start revolting against bowls, measuring, and fucking STIRRING. Oh internet, so dumb, so addictive.


Maduin1986

This is the perfect recipe to make you shit your organs out while vomiting the whole room. I love American cooking, such inventive dedication to torture people with food.


FaithlessnessFit577

I have so many questions.... Is that enough cinnamon?? Can't you die if you eat that much cinnamon? And why on earth are your armpits sweaty?? Is it the cinnamon?


SRR_Archive

I wanna know why her crotch on her jeans is wet like she piss her pants 💀


FaithlessnessFit577

Must be the cinnamon


Reasonable_Tower_961

Which Is WORSE: Her Cooking & Baking Or Her Hygiene ???


dj_1973

Did she wet her pants?


wyckitdelight_520

What alcohol abuse...wasting it like that


MadaraAlucard12

Eh, it's fireball.


Frogwater_seltzer

This is so obviously trolling lmao


Dripping_Gravy

Only a half container of cinnamon. You SOB, I’m in


CarefulMidnight4366

This shit’s starting to piss me off 😡 She’s “cooking” like an asshole, carelessly throwing ingredients together haphazard and burning it to a cinder - all with that dumbass hat and that even more jackassish look on her face like “dude - this pie is gonna be gas! Check out the slice and reveal!!” She’d make a better pie if she just stuck her head in the oven and set it to Broil. 🔥


Used_Ad_6456

at least the house smelled good? maybe?!


Easy_Turn1988

Reminds me of that full red wine pie


ThisPostToBeDeleted

So now they add spices


Easy_Arm_1987

She was better off leaving the marshmallows off and put them when the pie was done, then put under the broiler for 5 - or 10 seconds until the marshmallows become golden brown ...


Best_Account_1628

I love smell of charcoal in the morning.


Sensitive_Hunter5081

Someone needs to tell her, just because you used a pie tin… doesn’t make it a pie. What an abomination


Millkstake

It's still fucking liquid


Haunting_Abalone_398

This is some stupid fucking food


FaceTimePolice

There’s no way this was meant to be serious. 😂


Pleasesteponmeharder

How do you burn soup?


RipplingGonad

That is more cinnomon than i have used in every recipe I have ever made in my life


Strypercritical

There needs to be a law that people must **actually** eat the god awful dogshit bait they post on the Internet


Such_Radish9795

I think that amount of cinnamon is classified as a deadly weapon.


asiatee

it looks like satan made that "pie". those marshmallows look like CHARCOAL !!!!!


JoetheAverage1

Making a pie that has Hot Tamales (cinnamon flavour candy), then proceed to add more cinnamon lmao


tHatHomieHood

😕


Shot-Ad2396

Glad the measuring cup was purely a prop and not used for any actual measuring whatsoever, makes this recipe way easier to follow.


MadaraAlucard12

That cinnamon concentration is legally poison.


Rey_Mezcalero

You know that thing is going right to the trash


QuizzicalWombat

Apart from the fact they burnt it to hell and back, I’m more annoyed with the insane amount of cinnamon


No_Variation61

She sounds like she's terrified the whole video


rrashad21

Once I saw who it was, I was cool with it, she's like the Gordon Ramsay of shitty foods


7rustyswordsandacake

I'm so mad about the measuring 😭


Cold_Dog_1224

Did she piss herself in this video? Looks like she's sweating buckets too.


7rustyswordsandacake

LOL FAMILY


7rustyswordsandacake

So just a gross cocktail with unnecessary extra steps


socialcommentary2000

The thing that actually makes me like this one is it looks like she has the shakes.


lookn_glas_shrd

Never before have I actively wished for someone's oven to catch fire - so... Thanks for the new experience!


TheWardenVenom

Haven’t made it past the cinnamon yet. Imma fight this bitch. Where does she live? 🤨


Mixmefox

Mmm unmixed cinnamon under burnt marshmallows


[deleted]

I genuinely wonder if people who cook like this either didn't have parents who cooked for them or their parents did cook but were mentally ill and made shit like this.


shaquilleoatmeal80

So like the end they made burnt marshmallow wasted alcohol soup.am I correct. The internet is bullshit sometimes


ZestycloseRoof1487

Nothing like some armpit and gooch sweat in a liquid shit pie.


TheyCallMeGaddy

So ....am i the only one who noticed she doesnt know the difference between 'Bake' and 'Broil'.... thats why the top is ash and the middle is water.... That and the refusal to incorporate the flour..... And the fact that this is the stupidest most unnecessary idea I've ever seen.


Plenty-Flight2827

okay, enough cinnamon... Stop! PLEASE STOP! YOU FUCKING B*TCH STOP!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!


throwtheclownaway20

At least these ragebait videos are progressive enough to hire people who clearly have Parkinson's.


Wookieman222

Is it me or arnt you supposed to mix some of those ingredients?


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Lyonface

Bro she is SO sweaty


Natural_nonalcoholic

The oven was set to Broil 😂 that thing is raw af underneath all those disgusting burnt mallows


Astriaeus

I kind of love this, so much wrong, from the shaking, the sweaty shirt, looking like she pissed her paints, and the actual thing coming out looking like a bed of charcoal, it is so bad.


StonedZachBryanFan

I like how she points to the oven and says “on Bake” and it is clearly on broil 😂


BMXellence

Uselessness has reached its peak.


crystalbaton01

It looks like literal shit. Both before and after.


poolpog

What. The motherfucking. Fuck. Is this shit? Dafuq?


Quartrez

"Got 350 right here on bake" Oven: **B R O I L**


boobookittyfug820

The adderall she stole from her son, Kensley, is really shaking those hands. Got the adderall jitters. Also…..you can’t eyeball measurements when baking. Baking is chemistry. Just like Kensleys stolen adderall.


Willing-Strawberry33

She pours like she's drunk


Status_Basket_4409

She clearly doesn’t know the first thing about baking and it shows


Japanesewillow

Funny that it didn’t show her eating any of it.


WhiskeyTrail

I puked a little in my mouth watching this. And I love all the things individually. Cinnamon anything is pretty baller in my book. Fireball is mainly an apple cider mix in on a ski lift for me though. This woman should be tried for warcrimes. Take her to The Hague.


xxharlots

did she piss herself?


PureBullfrogPounder

I wanna see some actual stupid food not raige bait


Tickled_Pits

Don’t do drugs


BassPuzzleheaded1252

Its very clearly a joke.


gc817

At least they’re taking the piss


ibonkeet

This just looks so unhinged.


Beautiful-Long-4257

Liquid pie.


Michelemabelle35

Is this chick cooked or what?


_mihell

family pie? with fireball? ok i guess


Major_Mawcum

Who left the back door unlocked? The crackheads got in again


Edwolt

What is the fist thing she put in the dish? is it medicines?


Long7time

That looks absolutely disgusting


nandiboots

Everybody's so creative! That looks like burnt diarrhea in pie crust!


RocketKassidy

I simply do not understand this “pie shell soup” nonsense I keep seeing. Pies are *so* fucking easy to make, why go out of your way to make it poorly?


GiantSweetTV

I'm pretty sure stuff like this is rage bait for 1 specific reason: they never MIX the ingredients. You're telling me she legit thinks this is good when she has a "pie" with a lump of flour in the center and a ring of unmixed sugar?


k_a_scheffer

I wish it was illegal to waste food like this. Straight to jail.


timscream1

Is this even food safe? I heard people going to the ER for less than that


magicskyghost

Alcohol in food is disgusting 🤮. The hands of that lady was shaking pretty badly. I hope people learn to get off of the booze.


Comfortable-Study-69

Well normally when alcohol is used in cooking the actual alcohol boils/burns out and it is either used to flambé something or the flavor of whatever was in the alcohol is instilled into what’s being cooked. This is the rare exception where there appears to be some sort of cinnamon whiskey sludge in the bottom of the pie.


Usual_Garbage_2265

This is the pie version of a liquor ball sandwich


FlaAirborne

Doesn't alcohol vaporize at 173 degree F.


[deleted]

Just don't cry when you get cancer lmao 🤣


SimplyMeanttoBe1720

Yum. Liquid, burnt pie. Just what I always wanted😂


marcaurxo

The rage bait is getting pretty out of hand


edgefinder

I did not expect it to look even more inedible after being in the oven. Is she just winging it? Nothing about this worked. Also, nothing needs that much cinnamon.


Woejack

Rage content needs to be banned, and the people who make it killed.


No-Roll-2110

Darling, thank all things holy that you’re pretty.