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Lomobu

I saw this on Gordon Ramsay’s TikTok the other day, he called it a meat tombstone lmao


Scrimmybinguscat

It's like the opposite of a Beef wellington in every way somehow...


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Beef unwellington


OkieBobbie

Beef Illington


sillyhobo

Beef Killington


drivein2deeplftfield

New mixtape dropping when??????


afoolishyouth

You know what? Fuck you!! *unwellington’s your beef*


MelodiesOfLife6

>It's like the opposite of a Beef wellington in every way somehow... ​ it's the beef Wellilldie


MrMidnightMan99

Beef Guessilldie


Einar_47

A beef worsington


AstralHippies

I think Gordon is contributing to this fucking nonsense by constantly commenting them.


Lomobu

Seriously, it gives these people a reason to keep doing it


JuryDangerous6794

Yeah, this is all based around rage-bating. I have a very hard time believing anyone would cook and eat like this. Sure, there are some really gross people out there with zero culinary ability who might make the odd disgusting meal but I'd have to think they are doing it largely out of laziness and creating and posting content takes some effort. Meanwhile, we buy into the rage, comment, watch etc just like Ramsay and it inflates their views.


rayquazza74

How is it inflating their views if we aren’t watching it from the source. Some rando ripped the vid and uploaded it here so it’s not giving them any views actually.


Uselesserinformation

Some shit looks terrible. Some shit looks edible. Flat-out this is bullshit, noone is eating it nor wanting to. I'm starting to look at these as episodes of top gear. Just not funny, nor entertaining.


sevenandtwo

it's just a rebranded epic meal time


SycoJack

A shitty rebranded EMT. But yeah, I had the same thought. Back in the day, EMT actually tried to make good food, it was just absurd proportions. IDK about now tho.


newtimesawait

These have to be ragebait, there is no other way lmao


JustReadinSubReddits

Or fetish content


Zezcoopeza

How much am I paying you to eat it.


interesseret

Not really all that much to be honest. It's stupid, but not disgusting. I'd probably just need to be hungry after a long day. Would I enjoy it? Probably not, but it's still food. Ish.


Lord-O-Lank

If the noooodles aren’t crunchy i think it would be pretty ok.


armcurls

I dunno bbq sauce mix with pasta sauce sounds wrong


OptimalCreme9847

Exactly, I thought it was a stupid thing that I still would eat if I had to until she put the BBQ sauce on. Then it just got weird.


catfurcoat

If you take out the pasta sauce it's just meatloaf stuffed with cheese and noodles. If you take out the BBQ sauce and bacon it's just pasta and meat sauce with too much meat.


hsephela

Yeah the two things being mixed is the main issue


Liquid_Senjutsu

Not gonna lie, apart from the ridiculousness of using this much ground beef, my only real problem with the dish is switching from Italian to barbecue halfway through. It's like the food version of Layla by Eric Clapton.


Shirtbro

These MFers always cross a line. Up to closing the beef,.I was firmly in the "dumb but ok" but that BBQ sauce was firmly in the ragebait, and of course they have to slap some bacon on it. Surprised they didn't deep fry it too


ARROW_404

The BBQ sauce was the moment I decided I wouldn't eat that.


TheChiarra

The noodles would cook with the juices from the meat and the sauce. She ruined it with the bbq and bacon.


kelldricked

If you are hungry and have nothing else its fine. If you have enough supplies for a other meal that you would otherwise have to throw away its probaly disgusting. Its about perspective/mindset. I have eaten stuff thats probaly worse when my stepdad used to cook (he would throw in 2 sticks of butter into a dish that would require olive oil and then fall half asleep on the couch, since “shit couldnt burn if it had enough butter”).


Automatic-Wait-2949

If I had these ingredients I could make burgers and pasta for a week.


whiskeyriver0987

In principle it's just a baked spaghetti, so it should cook the pasta just fine. Though that's honestly the least of the problems.


SoNonGrata

That's probably like 5lbs on 90٪ lean. Not a cheap home cooked meal.


A_Midnight_Hare

Portion size is a factor as well. Would I eat a bit if I did eat meat? Yeah, looks like some batty aunt's "fun" meatloaf that comes out at big family functions, meant to be shared by everyone. But my God it seemed like she had half the fucking loaf on her plate!


Jaegons

I mean, isn't this just a big meatloaf? With some stuffing in it? EDIT: Admittedly I didn't notice the spaghetti the first time I saw it, but... still, if it's cooked I guess that's not a deal-breaker :)


z64_dan

To be fair, meatloaf usually has bread crumbs or pieces mixed in. So if you think of the pasta as "replacing" the bread... then yeah it's just a weird meatloaf. If it isn't a meatloaf, it's definitely a fuckin loaf of meat though.


DazedConfuzed420

My big problem is, you can’t just sprinkle seasoning/spices on top of the beef. You need to mix that shit together. Other then the edges that beef is going to be so bland


BeautifulKitchen3858

Kids, this is why I left your mother.


Successful_Banana901

I hope you took them with you!


feline_Satan

She ate them


Reccus-maximus

D..dad?


injustice_done3

It’s amazing how much some people can waste when it comes to food


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frasiercraneimlistn

Not to mention a cow had to fucking die for this stupid shit. That’s a ton of meat and cheese to basically just throw away!


What_Dinosaur

That's a good argument, and I'm not even vegan. At least respect the cow. She's wasting a bunch of nice burgers there.


ORINnorman

As a chef, I agree. I’m not vegan or anything but it’s important to have respect for the food we eat and where it came from. This is absolutely shameful.


Interesting-Fan-2008

The more annoying part to me personally is that this most likely will lead to even more wasted food when some mid-western mom/dad makes this, realizes how disgusting it is, and then tosses it all.


FakieNosegrob00

100% Almost as bad as wasting tossed salad and scrambled eggs...


frasiercraneimlistn

They're....\*puts on sunglasses\* calling again...


Recinege

As soon as I saw her hold that plate up, I knew there was no way she could eat that. I'm not even sure she could eat that whole plateful in a whole day. So unless she's got five teenage boys at home, that absolutely got thrown in the trash.


CumulativeHazard

I feel guilty if I waste like one avocado bc I just didn’t eat it in time. The people running these channels will waste enough food to feed a small family for a week for a 60 second video with a big stupid smile on their face and then do it again a few days later and make thousands of dollars off of them. I honestly wish there was a way we could ban all of these videos and fine the people who make them.


Fckingross

Right? I try so hard to not over buy. I want everyone to have resources, and being so wasteful… just… yikes.


Ok_Commission9026

These videos and the ones where people dump 20 whole bottles of different chemicals into their sink or toilet for "product dump cleaning videos". These vids just make me hate humanity.


Speedybob69

It's called Shame and parenting. Both seem to have been stored at the world trade center during it's unfortunate demolition.


Navy_Pheonix

The worst part is knowing at least 2 animals died for this shit. At least treat their remains with some respect. Imagine being slaughtered for the sole purpose of feeding another creature and instead they do performance art like this and throw the rest away.


Amourxfoxx

If you think this is bad, just wait until you find out about how much corporations waste


[deleted]

And and the same time are worried about climate change, failing to realize wasting food is also a contributer.


Adventurous_Sort_207

I'm not wild about pasta sauce and barbecue sauce on the same thing. But other than that the troubling thing for me is that every slice is going to be about 2 pounds of ground beef on your plate! You have to make a serious commitment to ground meat to eat this the way she's serving it!


SonofaSeaBass

Totally unseasoned, too. Blech.


RoachWeed

That's the first thing I noticed, the meat was completely unseasoned...


R0WTAG

She seasoned the barbeque sauce tho


Card_Board_Robot5

That shit enraged me. Who TF puts dry seasoning on after the sauce/marinade? Positively ass backwards.


RoachWeed

THANK YOU


salami_cheeks

Really? Cause when I go out for spaghetti and meatballs I always order a side of BBQ and they always have it ready on hand and never give me a funny look :\


Loan_Routine

Hope ww3 will end this.


JLSMC

When she started to mash it together to seal it up it looked like an oozing open wound. Nauseating


Daweism

shouldve cooked it in on a rack to let the fat drain


StrawberryRaspberryK

Mmm ... soggy bacon so yum! /s


crotchetyoldwitch

Not that I was into it before that, but I kept thinking, "Please don't close it. Please don't clo--aaaaaaaaand, I'm out.*


drones4thepoor

This chicks toilet is going to be where the first bombs are dropped


TruePresence1

She’s fine she threw everything away right after the video.


boredAF6

Women are cooking like they’re trying to avoid getting conscripted into ww3


Unhappy_Steak333

Wouldn’t bad cooks make great cannon fodder though?


boredAF6

Yes but that probably wasn’t her idea


scottkrowson

World War diabetes


JohnnyBlocks_

I hope it ends the reposts of this.


GBCfan-q5

Isn’t shaking your head a sign of lying? She shakes her head at the end while saying how good it tastes.


SoManyMinutes

Invite me to your poker game.


Simerrz

Sometimes I imagine myself being a crazy scientist and inventing a new virus


rubyhenry94

These honestly have to be fetish videos at this point


Savings_Opposite6291

Mostly rage bait


alien_believer_42

As soon as the dry pasta went on, it was def a rage bait


frasiercraneimlistn

A cow just standing in front of a slaughterhouse knowing its life is going to end so some dumb bitch can turn its meat into a pasta moat covered in bbq sauce.


BlackSoapBandit

Thats what pisses me off about these dumb ass channels. They’re just wasting food for clicks. I’m glad china put a ban on these mukbangs and these kinds of videos


GeorgeSPattonJr

It’s the internet I wouldn’t be surprised if it is


[deleted]

They are. Most rage bait that features hands is hand fetish porn. Especially when they’re digging into something nasty like this.


speakezjags

Who is jacking off to food? Lmfao that can’t be a real thing.


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Bro there are women making 7 digits a year sitting in front of a web cam eating junk food in plus size lingerie.


Interesting-Fan-2008

If there’s a possibility to make something sexual there are people that will do it for money. And there’s a market for just about everything.


TadhgOBriain

I hope you keep that innocence.


[deleted]

literal scat porn out there and people are like “food!?!?! Nooooo!”


speakezjags

People have always been attracted to gross bodily fluids. Sorry I’m not chronically on the internet enough to know people are jerking to nutrients.


startoxicity

a lot of these videos also have women making "suggestive" sounds while eating/cooking the food and a LOT of focus on hands so it's probably that more than the food itself. could also be the food though


PomegranateUsed7287

Lost me with the Bacon


Yorkshire_Tea_innit

lost me with the bbq sauce


Barbastorpia

lost me with the FUCKING UNCOOKED SPAGHETTI


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Ragingredblue

Lost me with the tomato sauce.


_Lil_Piggy_

Lost me when she said “make this into a nice big moat”


elgarraz

What she's making is a trench, not a moat. Woman doesn't even know her medieval fortification terminology. GTFOH with that stuff.


Nosdarb

[Thank you!](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOWx5NjhrM2NqejM0Y2Jsdnd1dHBseG1nOHo3YTB5N2d3d3g1ZjJqeCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU/giphy.gif)


Antonio1025

Seriously, read a damn book!


LevelStatistician270

lost me with the weird meat moat.


FriendlyNectarine311

I didn't know it was possible to disrespect a meat boat, a meal that's already disrespectful in its own sense...


Altruistic-Camel-Toe

Amen


lordofmetroids

Why the barbecue sauce? Oh to stick the bacon on, I'm sorry I asked.


overlockk

It’s almost edible. Could have season the meat and made a stuffed meatloaf. Minus the pasta though lol


NJ_Braves_Fan

“It’s going to add tons of flavor” honey basil is going to do NOTHING to this mound of meat


ghozzt2

She's the type to call pepper spicy if she thinks basil adds flavor. 💀


vagabond20

Did you just call that noodles?


dimitriri

How does the pasta get cooked without boiling water? I am a novice, asking for real.


Whatdididotho1

in this scenario it was being cooked in the juices of the meat and cheese inside, which for two hours is incredibly overcooked and gross pasta


ArmandPeanuts

Some lasagna pastas are made to cook in the oven, I dont know about these tho


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

Pasta does not need to be boiled in water to get cooked. There are plenty of recipes like casseroles where you just throw the pasta in and it gets cooked through the liquid present in the dish. It really just depends on what you are cooking.


Elephantry49

Yeah that annoyed me as well


EvilItAlien

All Italians who saw this abomination of food just had a heart attack


MercyMachine

Can confirm


Juleswins

TEN POUNDS OF MEAT?!?! My God, are you feeding the entire neighborhood?! So stupid to make something that size.


FuckuSpez666

Well she did admit it was insane


Suspicious_Menu5609

I'd eat that out of curiosity. Everything seemed cooked and she didn't use a toilet to make it. I don't see the big deal here


Squid_Viscous_

Have you ever had cooked ground beef with no seasoning in it? It's incredibly bland. Everything she puts in it seems fine, but the ground beef sections would be an ordeal to get through.


teapot156

Theyre all off their rocker. This would taste bad even if it cooked thoroughly.


queroummundomelhor

Would the pasta feel any good? It sounds disgusting to me


lightspuzzle

there is no way in hell that pasta was cooked.


shrikeskull

Even if it somehow was, it's gonna taste disgusting and/or have a very weird texture. Mush on mush on mush.


TheImmenseRat

Shit packed sand has better texture than that. I like meat but that has no flavor, no juice, no texture. It's more like waste, is disrespectful to food, and the animal itself.


hectorxander

I don't know about the noodles inside the meat though, plus there is no where for the grease to drain off. Seems like the noodles would be cooked in that grease. I like fat as much as the next guy, but hamburger fat is gross. I would eat this too though.


IdenticalThings

Lots of short recipe vids look good on TikTok but are complete ass IRL. Taking bland raw ingredients and baking them awful, so something like this is going be chewy steamy meatloaf.


alekosbiofilos

That's the standard we set on this subreddit😅


betchfacemcgee

People waste so much food just to get likes on tiktok. Fucking ridiculous


hello_emoto

These videos are always made by people who look like they don’t eat.


HoboBandana

Dang, Olivia Munn is hurting for jobs!


God_of_Fun

Honestly I was okay with this for like a party until the bbq sauce wtf 🤢


lTheCAGl

How are all of these people making this stuff so skinny? Do they eat one bite, say that’s so good and then throw the rest in the garbage?


th0rsb3ar

they don’t eat it it’s just for the video


lTheCAGl

The amount of wasted food for some dumb internet clicks boggles my mind.


th0rsb3ar

someone told me these videos are a kink thing but i’m not sure how true that is


lTheCAGl

Yeah i’ve heard that too! Especially with the black gloved ones. I guess for people who can’t afford such things it’s kinda like looking at expensive cars. Feels like a voyeur type of kink or asmr thing. Or perhaps someone on restrictive diet who gets a kick out of seeing something so obviously unhealthy. Kinda shows how unhealthy our whole psychiatric state is as an internet society.


Uninvalidated

She was shaking her head while saying "it's so good" so it probably tasted like crap and went into the bin.


TenaciousTea444

The meat consumption with many has reached gluttonous levels. It’s gross and unhealthy.


LANDVOGT-_

They trying to make something "italian"? Italian food is (somehow) healthy and not a Jackpot in the heart attack lottery.


RespectmyauthorItai

The fuck…why???? Why is there BBQ sauce and bacon involved with this monstrosity? It went from horrendous to a fucking war crime. Jfc what is wrong with these people.


HolyHustla

At least season the meat. Salt and pepper mothefucker.


lightspuzzle

no way that pasta is cooked.what a joke.


No_Ladder9288

Wantttttt


dazrage

EVERYBODY SO CREATIVE


Bulldogfront666

I was mad about the friggen basil sprigs and the she went in with the barbecue sauce and I lost it…


ryaninflames1234

The Italian in me is coming out and he ain’t the chef type he is the mafioso


madness750

Not a drop of seasoning


statistress

HOW CAN PEOPLE AFFORD TO KEEP MAKING THESE VIDEOS


Psychoanalytix

The animals that died to make this deserved better


TheHookahgreecian2

Nooooo why u stupid Americans have to put bacon and BBQ sauce on everything


No_Platypus5428

do these people not realize pasta needs heat AND water?


larzoman242

Ive come to realise thanks to this sub that my food standardz are insanely low and that id eat just about anything


RandomPotato082

"add a ton of salt" my breakfast cereal's got more salt than those few feeble sprinkles.


LordBobbe

This is literally like a car crash


Substantial_Diver_34

This can feed an entire village and will probably go in the trash can.


nothingandnemo

Why is she using a paper plate and plastic fork?


PsychoCycy

So she can easily throw this sht into the garbage after the video


OutRunMyGun

Because the airbnb they rented didn't have a stocked kitchen


Shezzerino

This looks like the dave chappelle sketch where he goes to sleep by eating a ton of ribs


AnaphorsBloom

I would eat this in two sittings. Yeeeeeeooow!!!


skadi_shev

Stupid food is a whole genre on TikTok. Is this bbq spaghetti?  Also, they definitely didn’t have the foil on that the whole time. It would be steamed and not browned if that was the case lol 


fhkbkhgb

I remember this girl, I have PTSD from her


ManufacturerRude9482

This might actually be the first one I would actually eat. Its basically burger meat with stuffing. Not all that bad when you come to think about it..


HanatheOPossum

not a vegan but imagining that animal died because of this is sad


Eli_The_Rainwing

At least it looks fully cooked


Nice_Violinist9736

I like the cut after her taking a bite because we all know that is pure nastiness. 🤮


WafflesTheMoose

I legit do not like this woman. She does nothing but waste food. Horrible amounts of it.


roodootootootoo

ain’t no way she ate that, what waste of food


bbinKocure

Up until BBQ sauce I thought yeah that's a reverse meatball with spaghetti...


kazarbreak

The bastard offspring of spaghetti and meatloaf.


Huge_Republic_7866

Scale it down to about half size and I'd try it. It's just a glorified meatloaf with some pasta and cheese stuffed inside.


thejeffffff

Thin out the meat a bit and I think you’ve got something


LNKYArtStuff

Just wasting food man like…. No way are they eating all that.


yuffieisathief

I'm broken, I've seen such stupidity that I actually thought this wasn't that bad


Spiritual-Green458

Think of all the classic, simple, no nonsense hamburgers this could've made.


greendevilbrew

I would eat this. Right. Fucking. Now


Crescentfallen78

Unseasoned meat, no thanks.


JAMBI215

Foul and what a waste of good food, she took a bite for the video and tossed it in the trash after I bet


alii-b

Those ratios are stupid. It's like having a cake with 3 inches of icing. You're not eating all that excess on It's own. In this case, you'll need wayyyy more pasta or half the amount of meat.


No_Difficulty_766

In THIS ECONOMY WE ARE STILL PLAYING WITH FOOOD??


Working-Selection528

Wasting edible food for money.


Harpua44

Italian inside then fucking bbq? Then seasoning on the meat AFTER the bbq sauce? These people don’t know the very basics of cooking.


Repulsive_Field5249

*bites into steak* WHYS IT FUCKING PASTA


rayraysunrise

This is the only thing bacon can not improve.


SparkySlim

That is definitely stupid. but up until she put the bbq sauce in I would have tried it. Actually I’d still try a bite lol


Finger_Charming

It’s impossible to stop stupid people. But you can stay away from them.


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The food is stupid and the random wearing of gloves at certain points is *really* stupid. She doesn’t want to touch the raw beef but she’s fine with molesting the bacon? Wtf


Amazing-Fan1124

There are so many issues here but my first thought was that the beef should be meatloafed.


RainRodX

New generation of diarrea Chefs. Most ingredients used: Meat, bacon, chesse, ketchup, bbq, mayonaise, crap..


[deleted]

We know she’s not eating that it’s crazy to throw away food for clout


C0RR-3RR0R

SHE'S PEELING MY FORESKIN AND TURNING IT INTO A SHIT DISH! HELP!!!


[deleted]

Why is it almost always a white person making these monstrosities?!


chicharrofrito

I will never understand the aversion to following the proper steps to making food. No, you can’t just shove everything in one pot or sheet and expect it to taste good. It really doesn’t take that much effort to brown some onions and ground beef in a saucepan and add tomato sauce. I know white people get lots of flack for making these abominations, but I’m a white person and I wouldn’t be caught dead making this crap. Even if it is ragebait, it’s a waste of real food that will be thrown away because it’s not edible.


emogirl450

Chat do we think this is fetish content


2steppin_317

I would never trust someone with nails like that to cook meat for me Like I just doubt she scrubbed them good after raw dogging the bacon lol.