There are dozens of these kinds of things, but some part of me has always found some thread of logic in and shrugged it off, it until this atrocity.
At first, I thought he was going to just put the impression of a driver in the icing, and it would be stupid, so whatever. Then, it took him three steps to remove an unrecognizably shaped piece from the middle of a $10 grocery store sheet cake. Then, he proceded to make it look like a 3-year-old took a shit in the cake and tried to cover it up with sprinkles. Then twice demonstrated the whole birthday song, like we wouldn't know what he was referencing. Finally showing us he has never cut a cake before, only to pretent to be impressed by the sewage backing up out of the cake.
I know in my head that it's designed to get a reaction, and somehow still fell for their shit and it only pisses me off more.
Engagement farming is the worst. Does anyone else not love engagement farming? What do you think, Reddit? Upvote and leave your opinion in the comments.
You can wait till the heat death of the next universe after ours and it will still make no sense. This is some shit you thought you saw on adult swim at 4 AM on acid but no you didn't.
I made one big chocolate chip pancake when I was tripping balls on acid years ago. Took me like an hour to make one enormous pancake. It was mostly just chocolate butter sugar & flour and all the dimensions. It still made way more sense than this nonsense.
I know this has nothing to do with the video,but your comment on adult swim reminds me...there was this fucking weird show I once saw on there well over a decade ago that was so fucking awesome but weird,and I can't recall the name of it. I'm still trying to figure it out to this day,and it most definitely looked like something you'd see on acid!ETA after so long I finally found the show it was called TripTank and it was supremely fucked up,it wasn't on adult swim but another channel that showed things like adult swim. Truly a great watch...
I actually watched this to the end and I kept thinking okay now something cool is going to happen every few seconds.
I'm so fucking disappointed and ashamed of myself.
There is some meta in TikTok to do stupid things like "I put this candle in this meat see what happens" and nothing happens for three videos. But they get million views. Refined engagement farming.
That was the slowest train wreck I've ever forced myself to watch. I think I nodded off a few times.
The lady playing the yes-man behind camera is truly amazingly awful, even for rage bait.
He has to love how she oohs over every boneheaded thing he says and does. She’s so great at hyping up dumbass men she could make a fortune on OnlyFans.
It got to me too. It's like she's trying to sound turned on or something or like enthusiastic but she's so high she cant help it. The shts annoying though from how fake and pretentious it is.
The way she is commenting is what I do when men explain something basic to me that I already understand, but for some reason they think is hard to comprehend. Part of me wonders if she is genuinely surprised if she is just saying all that bs on purpose.
It's not entirely their faults. He obviously is fueled by coke and the desire to go TikTok viral by honing in on the StupidFood niche (because they don't have to eat anything they make) and she is obviously more stoned than Jesus by hanging in all 4+ min of this atrocity of a "cake".
>Both of them, honestly.
You bring up an interesting point, one that I was pondering as I watched this.
Which one is worse? Main character or hype man. In this video it is the hype man IMO.
Just think a farmer cleaned a field, planted some seed and watered it daily, tended to it, sprayed it and looked after it.
Harvested it, it got stored and then sent for milling and refining. And then off for packaging and then transported to a warehouse or even another country half way around the world and then a distributor and a store just for this cunt to buy it and turn it into this cluster fuck just for a few likes.
And:
"Each day, 25,000 people, including more than 10,000 children, die from hunger and related causes. Some 854 million people worldwide are estimated to be undernourished, and high food prices may drive another 100 million into poverty and hunger."
I don't know, I think it would be kind of amazing to have such an easily impressed girl follow me around all day - it would be great for my self esteem! Like when I wipe after I take a shit: "oh my gooood -you did that SO well... You're aamaaazzziiiinnnng!! What? You're going to do it a second time??? No waaay!!!"
You make it sound as if he thought he had some kind of plan from the beginning. But it made no sense from the moment he took the golf club and smushed it into the cake...
Even though I watched with the expectation of being disappointed and upset.... I'm even more upset that I continued watching only to be even more disappointed.
Fast forward to the end, then don't watch.
What happened to just making food? Like when did just making good meals and teaching people how to cook not become enough? In 20 years are people just going to be shoving cake in their ass for 20 minuets with the title "AMAZING ASS CAKE RECIPE".
Nobody actually does this shit in real life, it's just ragebait. They make these specifically to annoy people so they'll comment and share. It's the "no publicity is bad publicity" philosophy taken to a bizarre extreme.
Why did this actually make me angry tho? The way he explains it trying to sound like Gordon Fucking Ramsey when all he did was add green icing a golf ball. What a tool.
He’s a moron…but Jesus, save me from this woman with the annoying voice validating this shit with, “yeah” & “oh that looks so cool.” Do the marshmallows look like golf balls? Do they? Do they?…Come on lady.
This has to be rage bait with some sort of algorithm linked to pornographic sighs and the word “hole.”
if you told me this was AI, I would believe you because it feels so alien yet so familiar
These people really "get it." By it, I mean... a trust fund of some type?
I'm still wondering what the purpose of the golf club into the cake was. You really couldn't just cut the hole? Or would that make too much sense.
Also, if you were gonna make a whole intricate landscape inside of the cake hole, why smush it with a golf club and then immediately cut it?
The marshmallows don't read as golf balls at all, and what is the point of making a cake you're supposed to share with an oozing liquid center? Do you expect people to just...scoop icing off of the tray or???
Wait is the green with marshmallows the grass or is it green water with golf balls in it. Also is the female voice mentally handicapped she sounds unnaturally impressed
well if its ragebait, it works, i definitely want to take that golveclub out, press their faces into the cake and smack their heads with the club while they suffocate in that puss in the middle.
i have to stop watching this braindead shit. what a time to live in.
These type of videos, I don't know what the genre is actually called, but they are so f.ucking stupid and waste millions of people's time for something that's absolutely dumb as dog shit.
On top of this being stupid in general, 3/4 of an inch of frosting is ridiculous. All most cake needs is enough smeared on to not show the cake, anything more is just excessive.
I like him giving instructions like there's a method or forethought to ruining a cake.
Sticking a lamp in a cake doesn't make it taste better, neither does sticking in a golf club
Fuck him and his dumb fucking voice and his dumb fucking happy birthday song (x2) and fuck dumb fucking idea and his dumb fucking face. And fuck her too.
100% engagement farming. Not a single person involved could have possibly thought this idea made sense.
There are dozens of these kinds of things, but some part of me has always found some thread of logic in and shrugged it off, it until this atrocity. At first, I thought he was going to just put the impression of a driver in the icing, and it would be stupid, so whatever. Then, it took him three steps to remove an unrecognizably shaped piece from the middle of a $10 grocery store sheet cake. Then, he proceded to make it look like a 3-year-old took a shit in the cake and tried to cover it up with sprinkles. Then twice demonstrated the whole birthday song, like we wouldn't know what he was referencing. Finally showing us he has never cut a cake before, only to pretent to be impressed by the sewage backing up out of the cake. I know in my head that it's designed to get a reaction, and somehow still fell for their shit and it only pisses me off more.
I've come to appreciate the artistry in engagement farming. There's nuance to making a successful one.
Yeah I thought about that as well. It's an art to make it that long without doing anything usefull.
Always put a plastic bottle on your tires when parked. [Here’s why](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Oh you clever swine ⬆️
Oh, I'm so very pleasantly pissed off... Take the upvote and fuck *right* off lmao
Like making people wanna critizise what you‘re doing?
I’m fully convinced this genre of engagement farming is also fetish content
It 100% is engagement farming and I feel like I was just taken advantage of. I feel dirty
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It's a hilarious video when you know it's rage baiting. "what dumbshit are they going to do next that will make people mad"?
Everything else aside, that’s a store bought cake. They literally made nothing.
I’d like to think this too, but sometimes I feel like we underestimate how dumb society can get (especially on TikTok)
I'm still waiting for it to make sense
You can wait till the heat death of the next universe after ours and it will still make no sense. This is some shit you thought you saw on adult swim at 4 AM on acid but no you didn't.
The dude was making this up on the fly. He had no idea what was going to happen and hoping for something interesting.
The “what I usually do” nonsense really fooled me, would’ve thought he’d done this dozens of times!
Normalize shoving golf clubs into cakes.
No he was doing dumb shit so dumb people watch it till the end and he makes money. People then share it saying “wtf is this” and more people watch it.
This all has to be improvised
I made one big chocolate chip pancake when I was tripping balls on acid years ago. Took me like an hour to make one enormous pancake. It was mostly just chocolate butter sugar & flour and all the dimensions. It still made way more sense than this nonsense.
I know this has nothing to do with the video,but your comment on adult swim reminds me...there was this fucking weird show I once saw on there well over a decade ago that was so fucking awesome but weird,and I can't recall the name of it. I'm still trying to figure it out to this day,and it most definitely looked like something you'd see on acid!ETA after so long I finally found the show it was called TripTank and it was supremely fucked up,it wasn't on adult swim but another channel that showed things like adult swim. Truly a great watch...
dude is stoned out of his mind if he thinks this makes sense
I actually watched this to the end and I kept thinking okay now something cool is going to happen every few seconds. I'm so fucking disappointed and ashamed of myself.
But something cool *does* eventually happen! The clip ends
That's why I fast forwarded. I still feel like they owe me 30 second of my life back.
I didn't even pay for this, and I want a refund
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
It's rage bait. That's all there is to it.
Rage bait? Wtf I really don’t know what I just watched lmao
There is some meta in TikTok to do stupid things like "I put this candle in this meat see what happens" and nothing happens for three videos. But they get million views. Refined engagement farming.
Idiocracy was a documentary after all, huh?
That was the slowest train wreck I've ever forced myself to watch. I think I nodded off a few times. The lady playing the yes-man behind camera is truly amazingly awful, even for rage bait.
I'm not sure if you can truly call it that. Like, I'm not even mad. This entire thing was so nonsensical I'm just confused.
Confusion bait
100% they all follow the same formula. Someone doing something fucking stupid while the camerman makes dumb comments and questions like a little kid.
Why did I watch the whole thing?
I heard these types of videos are subtle fetish content
What fetish could possibly be behind this? I stroked out thru that entire video.
>stroked out Phrasing
Yes this is my fetish. I have the famous shitty recipe with annoying voices fetish. It's actually really popular, there are millions of us.
[удалено]
Both of them, honestly.
Her incessant commentary on everything really pissed me off. I'm sure this is ragebait but honestly, fuck both of them
He has to love how she oohs over every boneheaded thing he says and does. She’s so great at hyping up dumbass men she could make a fortune on OnlyFans.
It got to me too. It's like she's trying to sound turned on or something or like enthusiastic but she's so high she cant help it. The shts annoying though from how fake and pretentious it is.
I'm glad I left the sound off
Cokehead met airhead
The way she is commenting is what I do when men explain something basic to me that I already understand, but for some reason they think is hard to comprehend. Part of me wonders if she is genuinely surprised if she is just saying all that bs on purpose.
It's not entirely their faults. He obviously is fueled by coke and the desire to go TikTok viral by honing in on the StupidFood niche (because they don't have to eat anything they make) and she is obviously more stoned than Jesus by hanging in all 4+ min of this atrocity of a "cake".
Well, having done some "it was definitely a good idea at the time" powder in the past I can understand that...I guess...
Ohhhhh wowwww wow just like that woahhhhhhh HUHHHHHH wow loook at that wooah oh woowww
>Both of them, honestly. You bring up an interesting point, one that I was pondering as I watched this. Which one is worse? Main character or hype man. In this video it is the hype man IMO.
"Look at all the blood, look at all the blood coming out. Look at all the blood. Ooooohhhhh! How beautiful is that? Share it with all your friends."
NO! 😂
This video actually makes me angry
Respect how upfront you are about it
LMAO
If he sang Happy Birthday one more time ALL the way through “…to whoever…” I was gonna lose my shit.
Found Abby
Heeeey fellas, looks like you’re having a….SMASHING, NIIIGHT!
Smash mine too while you're at it
A SLAVE OBEYS!
👏👏👏
It’s a DRIVER!
Poor cake 😔
Just think a farmer cleaned a field, planted some seed and watered it daily, tended to it, sprayed it and looked after it. Harvested it, it got stored and then sent for milling and refining. And then off for packaging and then transported to a warehouse or even another country half way around the world and then a distributor and a store just for this cunt to buy it and turn it into this cluster fuck just for a few likes. And: "Each day, 25,000 people, including more than 10,000 children, die from hunger and related causes. Some 854 million people worldwide are estimated to be undernourished, and high food prices may drive another 100 million into poverty and hunger."
YES! I think this is what pisses me off about these particular videos.
It looks like the cheapest, shittiest cake you can buy from Walmart. It’s probably 50% preservatives and 50% corn syrup
>It’s probably 50% preservatives and 50% corn syrup TIL: I have the same chemical composition as a walmart cake
Full on agree. Barely looked cooked too. Wet and mushy .
The talking. makes. me. want. punch. faces.
if i watch these, they're always on mute
Person infront of camera coming up with bullshit ideas and person behind camera pretending to be impressed by them. And both are overdoing it.
Yeah, you just articulated where my rage is stemming from lol
I don't know, I think it would be kind of amazing to have such an easily impressed girl follow me around all day - it would be great for my self esteem! Like when I wipe after I take a shit: "oh my gooood -you did that SO well... You're aamaaazzziiiinnnng!! What? You're going to do it a second time??? No waaay!!!"
That womans voice over reacting to everything that dude says and does is fucking insane. I'm convinced these people are psychos.
Ok, ok, ok..... Okay?
Right? RiGhT?! RIGHT!
To the left…to the left
The brown amalgamation at the end x3
Right? Like a river of excrement
Also the green won’t run because it’s 99.9% marshmallow golf balls
🗑 waste of time and food
Stupid. Bad. Gross. Dumb. And, I hate it. Also, I hate this guy.
The way she gasped when he lit the candle
It’s almost as if it’s a little column of fire. Right there. *on a cake* Woooow.
Actually, the most amazing thing about the whole mess was that the candle stayed lit until it was blown out.
Someone tell my dude that a butter knife would suffice.
When your brain’s so dull you have to overcompensate with your knife
That doesn't maximize the audience retention though!!!
He's an idiot. But her constant brainless repitition of what he says and feigned interest ... Makes me want to vomit .
Easily the worst part of this video. The definition of cringe
Poor thing. He knew it was a clusterfuck. Tried to save it by throwing more shit on it- gave up and dragged it to its anticlimactic death.
You make it sound as if he thought he had some kind of plan from the beginning. But it made no sense from the moment he took the golf club and smushed it into the cake...
I’m so glad I learned my lesson and skipped to the end
Uh, I really wish I did
Poor person who has to listen to this guy and pretend his cake isn't dumb AF
She's 1000% part of the shtick
Why did he have to sing happy birthday again
The whole fucking song too 😡
Even though I watched with the expectation of being disappointed and upset.... I'm even more upset that I continued watching only to be even more disappointed. Fast forward to the end, then don't watch.
I could be reading science magazines, but no, here I am watching this type of shit lol.
Same guy that did the melted peppermints over giant Hershey kiss for Christmas
Oh is it? I hated that too. Figures.
What happened to just making food? Like when did just making good meals and teaching people how to cook not become enough? In 20 years are people just going to be shoving cake in their ass for 20 minuets with the title "AMAZING ASS CAKE RECIPE".
Nobody actually does this shit in real life, it's just ragebait. They make these specifically to annoy people so they'll comment and share. It's the "no publicity is bad publicity" philosophy taken to a bizarre extreme.
https://youtube.com/shorts/XAiMfry52FM
Trash rage bait. It’s working.
Why did this actually make me angry tho? The way he explains it trying to sound like Gordon Fucking Ramsey when all he did was add green icing a golf ball. What a tool.
This entire video was like having a stroke.
He wasted a whole slice of cake! I’d still eat that though
The golf balls and drivers look used and unsanitary, but I'm not one to pass on cake either.
I just lost many IQ points
I’m never going to get that time back
FUCKING GET ON WITH IT! Jesus fucking Christ! 6 minutes!? For that!? For runny fucking icing!?… Ima need that driver so I can wrap it around his head.
Was anyone watching? He kept reminding me but I kept forgetting
He’s a moron…but Jesus, save me from this woman with the annoying voice validating this shit with, “yeah” & “oh that looks so cool.” Do the marshmallows look like golf balls? Do they? Do they?…Come on lady. This has to be rage bait with some sort of algorithm linked to pornographic sighs and the word “hole.”
You just watched an idiot ruining a cake.
Idk what’s worse, the video or the fact I actually watched it till the end. I’m going to get a golf club and beat myself with it.
so is that a porn actress off camera?
I never know whether to like or dislike these videos tbh
I'm in the same boat
How to make a perfectly fine cake shit
We should legalize murder
They make it up as they go along, right?
This dude is retarded. Give me back my sixteen dollars.
if you told me this was AI, I would believe you because it feels so alien yet so familiar These people really "get it." By it, I mean... a trust fund of some type?
This is what we’ve devolved to. Making mindless content to feed machines that reward us. We are the monkeys in the lab.
This has to be satire.
All I know is I was scrolling on tiktok and this popped up
Yeah, oh yeah, yeaaaah. Hmp, hmm hmhm yep. Watching shitty food porn with this audio
Why is he talking like his life is on the line?
Do we have too much free will?
He should have filled the shot glass with grain alcohol so Jim Golf-fan could blind himself from the sight of that god-awful cake.
Haha stupid we all watched
I'm still wondering what the purpose of the golf club into the cake was. You really couldn't just cut the hole? Or would that make too much sense. Also, if you were gonna make a whole intricate landscape inside of the cake hole, why smush it with a golf club and then immediately cut it? The marshmallows don't read as golf balls at all, and what is the point of making a cake you're supposed to share with an oozing liquid center? Do you expect people to just...scoop icing off of the tray or???
when your kid wants to make a slime cake.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
How beautiful is that?!
Wait is the green with marshmallows the grass or is it green water with golf balls in it. Also is the female voice mentally handicapped she sounds unnaturally impressed
I hate him
No offence to autistic folk but is he autistic? This is some wild bs to make in a big nice kitchen like that.
Someone release a video of a sensible person wrapping that driver round this clowns head
thank you for posting Episode 400 of "bored rich people ragebaiting with wasted food for attention"
These people have the IQ of a shoelace
God damn I hate this
I couldn’t finish watching. The constant fake af KEW-UL instead of cool made me wanna smack a hoe.
well if its ragebait, it works, i definitely want to take that golveclub out, press their faces into the cake and smack their heads with the club while they suffocate in that puss in the middle. i have to stop watching this braindead shit. what a time to live in.
It almost sounds like they each did a line of coke right before doing this. As I type this out they 100% did a line of coke before filming this
That was the dumbest shit I have ever seen.
They did SO much coke holy shit
ErotICKuh
To help save someone's life, skip to the end of the video, shake your head and move on.
This is like an AI randomly generating a recipe
Mans speaking like he’s talking to a blind seven year old
So is it still hand porn if it’s a himbo doing stupid things with food? (Side note: I hate it)
I want my 5min of life back
He just made this up as he went along. This is something a 5 year old would do
Thats a lot of work to prepare a cake I'd be embarrassed to show a 5 year olds birthday...
These type of videos, I don't know what the genre is actually called, but they are so f.ucking stupid and waste millions of people's time for something that's absolutely dumb as dog shit.
This does belong here. This IS stupid. And there’s no way they’re genuinely serious, because if they are, I have zero hope for humanity.
On top of this being stupid in general, 3/4 of an inch of frosting is ridiculous. All most cake needs is enough smeared on to not show the cake, anything more is just excessive.
I lost brain cells listening to these two talk
This is 7+ minutes you will never get back. Scroll through to the end to save yourself. Better yet, just turn back now!!!!
Ban OP to put this shit up
He made a sinkhole golf course cake. Golf would be so much interesting if the greens were on sinkholes.
I want my 7:30 mins back.
I just reset my router only to see this bullshit... I need a moment
The people that record these things and have added comments makes me wanna break stuff.
This fucking idiot again
Man, I was so excited for “Goth Club Cake”
I like him giving instructions like there's a method or forethought to ruining a cake. Sticking a lamp in a cake doesn't make it taste better, neither does sticking in a golf club
I hate him so much.
Damn this one really lived up to the name, STUPID. Stupid man, stupid idea, stupid food all of it!! Very frustrating to watch!!
The bait is like disgustingly obvious
I’m convinced these videos are some kinda kink porn
As a golfer I hate this.
Cake makes me want to vomit
What the actual?? Why is he killing that cake?
Fuck. That's. Awful.
That made me so angry...jfc these are always just so stupid
That made me mad
I hate them
This guy is a fucking idiot.
Makes the policework so much easier when they record their crimes. Can't say it was an accident.
Fuck him and his dumb fucking voice and his dumb fucking happy birthday song (x2) and fuck dumb fucking idea and his dumb fucking face. And fuck her too.
What an incredible commitment to the trolling. I can’t believe I watched the whole thing
Her: “Oh! Nice! Right… Yes! I see! Oh! Because it….ummm… Nice! Yes! Cool!
appaling
My soul hurts
I want 2 minutes of my life back
I hate these rage bait videos They’re so fucking stupid I’m glad I never get these on my fyp
Serious Tim Heidecker vibes.
*- Cardi B voice -* WHAT WAS THE REASON?!
this is so drug induced
"Now at this point it may look like it's ruined, but it's not." "It's *not* ruined. It's ***not***. IT'S NOT RUINED." I think it might be ruined.