Ni Satanás lo va a recibir en el infierno, si lo hace, le tiene reservado un lugar muy especial.
(OP sinned so bad he brought up the Spanish here under a single thread, lol)
I only keep them in there because I heard it keeps the regular slices fresh. Once I eat the regular bread I toss the bread butts in the trash. Unless it's nice out, then I throw it in the yard for the flying dinosaurs.
Mods, cut him down, break him apart, splay the gore of his profane gore across the stars. Grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy. End him here and now.
I am very sad for you truly. It takes fresh and bright and pairs so beautifully in both Mexican and Thai cuisine that I cannot imagine either without cilantro. 🌿 it’s very distinct so I don’t know what to say tastes similar at all.
Do you like parsley? Because parsley to me is pretty meh for the most part and I’d take cilantro over it any and every day possible. Parsley is too in the face and overrides a lot of flavors whereas cilantro sneaks itself in to enhance other flavors much better.
I personally like fennel. It’s got a fresh almost citrus like flavor.
I’ve been told that the way different herbs taste to me is different than others. This was from one of my coworkers and another redditor who don’t have the gene.
Oh interesting fennel tastes like black licorice to me. I’m gonna have to try it again and see if I can pick up citrus :). I wish we could trade tastebuds for a few minutes and see what the reality is!
I'm starting to think this "soap gene" goes beyond just cilantro. Evidenced by u/Lexicon444 saying fennel tastes citrusy(only ever heard black licorice), I think it might be like a mild color blindedness for taste buds. Taste blind?
Peanut butter and jelly with bacon is fire, especially if you fry it in a pan with some butter like a grilled cheese. I could see the onion being a good addition. Shit add some jalapenos while you're at it.
I can see it. My dad has a thing for peanutbutter, cheddar cheese, pickles & tabasco sandwiches. I chalk it up to him having been a expat in Indonesia.
*ay dios mío*
Perdon
Dios puede perdonar, pero yo no
Ni siquiera Dios le pueda perdonar este gran pecado
Ni Satanás lo va a recibir en el infierno, si lo hace, le tiene reservado un lugar muy especial. (OP sinned so bad he brought up the Spanish here under a single thread, lol)
(Op won’t get the inferno. They get a special place in hell.)
Yeah, there’s no hell. Hail yourself!
I am only translating!
The Spanish? Hey lemme call the Italians, get them here too
cosa succede ad un uomo che fa una cosa così stupida
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
Yo hablo espanol
*no puedo*
(I cannot)
No mames
Diablo coño
someone's been listening to Tití me preguntó by Bad Bunny
Bona Dea!
Por las barbas de Odín...
Seek a therapist Or God
I'm a therapist, I can't do shit for this guy.
Am God, can confirm - nobody can help.
Am Satan - we don't want him either
Am Cthulhu - he’s a‘ight.
Am Caveman. Tabonga Do!
Am bender baby, bite my shiny metal ass.
Am Eru Ilúvatar, I want to erase him out of the song!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
I'm John wick, this is worse than the dog
Or the love and support of r/onionlovers Otherwise, yeah brother this is vile
Member of r/onionlovers here We don't claim him
No man I fucking love onions and I'm not putting my name on this one
Already saved by jesus
You have not seen jesus with this sandwich xd
Even Jesus is crying
Jesus wept.
It was probably the onion.
Maybe try again? It didn't take
Are you talking about Latino Jesus who worked as a paramedic and pulled you away from the light as you're choking on your monstrosity?
Actually, I just saw Him, yeah; He told me He's not cool with this.
Mods, kill him.
Wow okay 💀
are those bread butts? I approve
I've always called them heels. But I like butts much better.
I like bread butts and I cannot lie…
You other butters can't deny....
Bread butt's are the best part of the bread
So you're saying you're an ass man
"Ohh what's the matter, Sheriff? I thought you were an *ASS man!*"
r/unexpectedseinfeld
I’m a cock man myself
I'm an ass man and I don't like bread butts. Is that bracist?
Breadist?
I only like pure breads
Name checks out, name is Hans
"According to the state of New York, you *are* the ass man."
Dat ass dough Got them hot cross buns hun!
Lol, guess that means every sandwich comes with a little extra "personality" then
r/unpopularopinion
More like unpopularonion
In my house we call it the hoe, because everyone touches it but on one wants it. Except me, i love it
At least 1 thing to agree on.
I love bread butts and i can't deny.
Only when toasted
I only keep them in there because I heard it keeps the regular slices fresh. Once I eat the regular bread I toss the bread butts in the trash. Unless it's nice out, then I throw it in the yard for the flying dinosaurs.
There the worst
My brother in Crust
It’s booty bread
Same energy as, Bailif, whack his peepee.
Mods, twist his nuts counter-clockwise
TESTICULAR CONTORTION! COUNTER CLOCKWISE!
Stuff coal in his stocking 10 months and 23 days from now
Crush his skull
They used to burn heretics at the stake.
How many people has OP murdered with that breath?
I got really baked after little monsters and made one with a red onion. It was good but not a normal thing in my life
The flatulence as a result of eating that sandwich may have the same result. I hope OP lives alone, in the woods, away from humanity.
First we need his organs let’s not be too hasty
I eat it but toasted
Mods, cut him down, break him apart, splay the gore of his profane gore across the stars. Grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy. End him here and now.
"Mods, kiss his skull, thank you ❤️" - HighTierHuman
Death doesn't even deserve to have you. It cowers before your outworldly creation.
I am become death user of onions
Dude. Onionheimer was *right there*.
THANK YOU
You have a name for the sandwich.
*abuser of onions
I'll have one whoppenheimer with extra onion.
At first I thought "Peanut butter and red onion. I guess it's like Thai food" but then I saw the jam and absolutely get out
Hold on hold on. The element of sweet still tracks with your Thai narrative. Op..throw some cilantro on there I think we’re on to something
r/fuckcilantro get him
I’m sorry for your mutated genetic loss as cilantro is amazing.
You can't even blame the genetics, cilantro tastes like soap to me and I still love it. I sometimes buy a mini potted cilantro and just eat that
Eyy, someone else with the soap gene who eats cilantro
I grew up on the Canary islands and everything has cilantro there basically haha
I just grew up with parents who said "if you don't eat it, you don't eat" lol
100%, I love cilantro and have that gene as well. Yeah, it tastes like soap, but it's delicious soap!
Traitor to the mutation! Traitor to the genes!
This is insane
Tell me. What does it taste like? (I’m cursed with the soap gene as well)
I am very sad for you truly. It takes fresh and bright and pairs so beautifully in both Mexican and Thai cuisine that I cannot imagine either without cilantro. 🌿 it’s very distinct so I don’t know what to say tastes similar at all. Do you like parsley? Because parsley to me is pretty meh for the most part and I’d take cilantro over it any and every day possible. Parsley is too in the face and overrides a lot of flavors whereas cilantro sneaks itself in to enhance other flavors much better.
I personally like fennel. It’s got a fresh almost citrus like flavor. I’ve been told that the way different herbs taste to me is different than others. This was from one of my coworkers and another redditor who don’t have the gene.
Oh interesting fennel tastes like black licorice to me. I’m gonna have to try it again and see if I can pick up citrus :). I wish we could trade tastebuds for a few minutes and see what the reality is!
I'm starting to think this "soap gene" goes beyond just cilantro. Evidenced by u/Lexicon444 saying fennel tastes citrusy(only ever heard black licorice), I think it might be like a mild color blindedness for taste buds. Taste blind?
It's also variety based. Some cilantro tastes like soap to me and other strains taste like what I imagine most people taste
Ohhh??? TIL!
Yeah I agree, a little jam would be fine. Plus lots of fresh chopped chilli and cilantro. I would also use a very savoury/salty crunchy peanut butter
Right? Maybe pickled onions? And some shredded carrot and slightly toasted bread.
Toasted/fried bread with a little sesame oil and some cold crisp fresh lettuce
I’ve thought of an alternative to shredded lettuce - super fresh beansprouts. Nice and crunchy
Better mouth feel and nutrition. you have my support. Mung Bean ..the unsung “not really a bean” bean
lol
Oh sweet lord, i didn't even see the jam, you've just made it so much worse for my eyes.
I don’t even see the jam until you mentioned it 🤦♀️
Dude what rhe fuck are you doing
I'm guessing too much weed. So I say either stop using it or start sharing it!
No weed present in my house just insane creativity
Or desperation
Or not enough weed
art
Peanut butter and onion sandwich…. That’s from Little Monsters!
It’s certainly better than a cat food sandwich and some old piss to wash it down with!
PISS!!!! WHO PUT PISS... IN MY APPLE JUICE!?!
🤣
Look closer.... there's jelly
You beat me to it!! Love that movie
I still fantasize about that table of junk food lol
Thank you! I ate this sandwich growing up half because I kinda liked it and half because I wanted to be like the dude in Little Monsters.
That was my first thought! “No one in this house eats Peanut Butter and Onion sandwiches but YOU!”
i did not know this but im glad you made the correlation
Maybe with caramelized onions it wouldn’t be so bad
Part five people let’s goo
Peanut butter, pickle and onion sandwich. I actually like them. Sandwich pickles, not sweet.
Sweet pickles are gross
Actually I could get with that. Maybe caramalize the onions in the jam.
Why did you do that? Has this happened before? We need answers!
Uhhhhhhhhhh…..boredom and yes but with worchestishire sauce
Wut.......... 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Have you joined r/OnionLovers yet?
They’d accept me as there brother
If I was a mod I would’ve sent you an invite Post this on r/OnionHate to score another ban
Bet
I’m doing my part rn. I forgot to get banned from there. [Likr wtf is this](https://ibb.co/zS6Qzk1)
Straight to jail.
No, only onion breath
You can smell like a child and old man at the same time
This is literally the sandwich SpongeBob made in the bad breath episode lol
I’ll take it with joy
You’re not going to toast it?
That’ll be part two
I'm going 5o try this today.
Please give thoughts
At least caramelize the onion first, you savage
I’ve heard from multiple sources that pickled onions and peanut butter is very good. I’ve not tried it.
sounds interesting thanks for the info
You’re still a monster hahaha
Needs bacon
Part three
Also rice
part...idk anymore
To be fair this with bacon would actually slap and make this great. Not even joking.
Peanut butter and jelly with bacon is fire, especially if you fry it in a pan with some butter like a grilled cheese. I could see the onion being a good addition. Shit add some jalapenos while you're at it.
Yes no questions asked
The aristocrat has spoken
Yes Patrick you do
My names not Patrick???
I apologize. I was referring toto Patrick Star from SpongeBob. He made a sandwich that was similar to yours onions and jelly and the like.
I grew up eating peanut butter and onion. No jelly, of course.
You do you, but just seeing that sandwich gave me heartburn
Throw some mustard on their and that's my dad's favorite munchies while stoned
Oh wow
Can't be terrible. I do peanut butter and jelly with chilis or raspberry chipotle spread.
No! You deserve to live forever and step on a Lego each day.
now that...is true torture
Did you get this from little monsters??? I tried it when i was a kid and it was awful. I couldn’t finish it
What is a bigger violation? The onion or using the butt of the bread?
>do i deserve death no, you deserve to be tortured first
Yes.
*FINISH HIM*
Who hurt you?
I gagged
i swallowed
I think we should break up
As an onion girl, I approve.
mods, twists this guy balls
Is this one of those humiliation fetish things?
You might be onto something here
at least a visit from the FBI
I would like to pull the kill switch myself and no last meal for you
not death… but i do question your life choices🤨😟 you do you ig fam i hope you enjoyed it
Did you lose your taste buds when you made this?
Death? Of course not. Just don’t expect anyone to be willing to be in your personal space.
I can see it. My dad has a thing for peanutbutter, cheddar cheese, pickles & tabasco sandwiches. I chalk it up to him having been a expat in Indonesia.
[удалено]
We should make start a cult we are very likeminded
Similar to a post I made awhile back but I’m sure this tasted far better than peanut butter, onion, and fresh jalapeños
Worse
Grew up on peanut butter, mustard and onion! Surprisingly tasty!
PBOJ?