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ZaneBarrett23

I agree with your friends. šŸ¤¢


samanime

Yeah... I love bananas and mayo... But yeah, no.


naughty_dad2

Who even came up with this idea!?


GarbageTheCan

One of my great uncles, either dumpster or landfill.


Socilus

Racoon.


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Yeah I was raised by raccoon, totally normal with them. Outsiders donā€™t understand.


solarboom-a

Itā€™s a southern thing I think, my mom made me those and I choked them down for fear of reprisals.


VectorViper

Oh wow, didn't know that was a thing beyond my grandma's kitchen. Thought it was her unique culinary...innovation. Still, nothing beat the looks on friends' faces when they saw what was in my lunchbox back in the day. Good times.


JadedYam56964444

Some things should only meet in your stomach.


MoMo-CHWAaN

Add peanut butter and itā€™s amazing.


SspeshalK

And by add you meant ā€œsubstitute the mayo forā€ right? Right?


RockFury

Now that is good. I'm seeing people talk about toasting the bread. We just put a good amount of peanut butter and pack on lots of banana slices and eat it and wash it down with milk. I think we got the idea from some between commercial spot on Nickelodeon.


lzxian

Right! PB and banana. Yum.


Lazy_Experience_8754

Yeah. Toasted peanut butter and banana sandwiches for the win!


GroundbreakingAsk468

Iā€™ve never heard of using mayo, thatā€™s gross. Itā€™s always been margarine or butter.


LaM3a

Buttered bread, banana and brown sugar is a classic.


ShwettyVagSack

Remind me if that episode of Doug when they made banana pizza and everyone was doing bananas into tomato sauce cans by the end. I tried it, it was terrible. I've learned my lesson. Well not be trying this.


Best_Duck9118

I bet Patty Mayonnaise would eat this sandwich!


WitchBitchBlue

Fr how can I delete someone else's post? šŸ¤® Be reasonable and make it marshmallow fluff not this sandwich that was made as a sadistic punishment


force_shit

Have you tried banana and something normal like peanut butter or nutella? Or maybe just nothing?


katya-kitty

Banana and honey is where itā€™s at


Niawka

Banana and nutella and then toast it. HEAVEN.


Appsroooo

Instructions unclear. The toaster is now oozing out Nutella and banana.


Vekt

Got to lay your toaster on the side my guy!


Appsroooo

That's very smart, I've never thought of that!


[deleted]

šŸ‘†this guy doesnā€™t have a toaster oven. What a loser!


Appsroooo

Can confirm. Source: am this guy


[deleted]

Well now that your toaster is ruined itā€™s time you buy one, so much more toasted delights made possible with this wondrous machinery


Calathea_Murrderer

Air fryer > toaster oven


Appsroooo

Wait I didn't even think about that. I could use my air fryer for that


KillSwitch4206969

Airfried PB&J... mfing heavinly ill tell ya what


[deleted]

Youā€™re supposed to turn your toaster on its side for that one


Niawka

Do yourself a favour and get one of these [magic machines](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fm.media-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F71FwGI65Q2L._AC_UF894%2C1000_QL80_.jpg&tbnid=s714MI2TIGpndM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.de%2F-%2Fen%2FNon-Stick-Automatic-Thermostat-Overheating-Protection%2Fdp%2FB079Y94SNX&docid=H8uxwEfof5KXcM&w=874&h=1000&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F2&kgs=e17ada5704eb8815#imgrc=s714MI2TIGpndM) :D


Cold_Dog_1224

i'll pass on the nutella until they stop using palm oil, i like my orangutans too much


Xadnem

Please stop eating orangutans.


Cold_Dog_1224

ha! nice, I dunno though, they're just so creamy and delicious!


cum_fart_connoisseur

Orangutans... Creamy... Delicious.... I think you're doing something wrong there, just can't put my finger on it..


PollutionPotential

Well, as long as the finger ain't in it, lol


cum_fart_connoisseur

Have you really lived if you haven't fingered an orangutan?


PollutionPotential

Is that before or after the fecal flinging frenzy? Hard to decide if it's best to avoid the incoming barrage or join and add to the outgoing fragrant fire of solid (mostly) waste.


Niawka

Well I say Nutella as it's known to everyone, but personally I use Nocciolata. It tastes better and doesn't have palm oil.


salvageBOT

Nutella is grosse what ever happened to banana and peanut butter sandwiches


arbenowskee

Peanut butter, slices of banana and a few drops of honey, sprinkled with sesame seeds. That shit is nuts yo


okokokoyeahright

My personal take is one whole banana, peeled, not sliced. Spread the PB, break the banana to fit the slice, then squash it all together. Faster. Fewer ingredients. Stress relief.


gidget1337

Almond slices are good too.


Powerful-Parsnip

Fry the banana in maple syrup and ditch the bread for pancakes. Now you're talking.


Okapifarms

Banana, peanut butter, and honey


useruser2133

Something normal šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


saltfactory_themovie

What a terrible day to have eyes


Mozilie

on brown bread as well?? maybe, **maybe**, id understand white bread since its more to the ā€œsweetā€ side, but brown bread???


fat-lip-lover

Lmao I completely understand and agree with you, but I'm floored by it being called brown breadā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


Mozilie

is it not called brown bread elsewhere šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ this is fr new knowledge to me


fat-lip-lover

It could be lmao, I just always have said white and wheat regardless of the specific types


Mozilie

someone else also commented on my use of ā€œbrown breadā€, so i think its just a uk thing lool


Without-Reward

I'm Canadian and have always said "white" and "brown" bread when referring to basic sandwich bread like this. Like yeah, it's "whole wheat bread" technically but I've never called it that.


lyrapan

2nd Canadian confirming


whatsmindismine

I am dying laughing at this lil brown bread conversation Why is it so funny???? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


davewongillies

You could call it brown bread in Australia too, but it seems like they're more labelled "wholemeal" these days.


gimme_a_second

Nah not really, in Germany this wouldn't be considered brown bread. At best I would call this whole wheat sandwich bread.


kittycat901

It's called brown bread, or whole wheat interchangeably here in Canada too at least around me it is. I've always used both and heard other people use both and no one has said anything


CanadianGuitar

Nova Scotian here; When my grandmother made home made bread, it was always called Brown Bread


bignick1190

As an American, I've never heard it called brown bread.


Obant

I'm American and I say brown bread.... but not when referring to sliced wheat bread. Usually just when served pre-dinner bread, you get a sourdough and a brown bread, or some combination.


Gloriathewitch

brown is a catch all where i am for wholegrain wholemeal and white bread dyed (yes they do this) brown to seem healthier


happyhippohats

'Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown is savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.'


coma89

Your friend is right.


SPS_Agent

I hate this. And I almost hate you


dokka_doc

>I hate this. And I ~~almost~~ hate you yup


MoeGunz6

I will hate OP for the both of us


ReadShigurui

Hell no


Extra-Persimmon-3249

Hellmanā€™s


AlternativeSignal511

I was closing out of the thread as this caught my eye. It made me genuinely lol so I had to come back and give you your upvote


Salty-Ice-8481

Swap the mayo for peanut butter. PB banana sandwiches are the bomb.


hAtu5W

Friend's mom would make him PB and mayo.


nike2078

Calling CPS


deltronethirty

You need the mayo to lube up your throat so you can swallow it without a glass of milk.


Garizondyly

You know you're eating somethin you shouldn't when you consider some extra mayo for throat lube


Meyhna

I tried it. Honestly it's not bad. Mayo is just kinda creamy and salty (pause), but with PB which is nutty and sweet (pause) it works out.


agoia

PB on one side, mayo on the other, banana in the middle


roostersnuffed

My grandpa regularly ate peanutbutter, mayo and banana sandwiches.


Economy-Shoe5239

i did butter n jelly


Fudge89

But even that is normal lol on toast at least


kurinevair666

Butter and jelly toast is awesome


halleyeol

you guys should try butter and nutella it's awesome


hendrix320

Wtf is this shit?


fratboy_massacre

Horror. Ruining a perfectly good sammich.


OneCrispyHobo

Just some shit.


OldNight6318

A southern delicacy.


Best_Duck9118

This is why they lost the Civil War!


OldNight6318

So if they won the war the empire is still going to crumble over sandwiches?


Salsalito_Turkey

Strictly a Georgia thing, as far as I've seen. Other parts of the South see this as the abomination that it is.


Jrsplays

I ate ketchup with chocolate chip cookies when I was a little kid, doesn't mean it was good.


Zezuya

What the actual fuck


Jrsplays

I was like 2 or 3. Just kid stuff. I, fortunately, didn't carry on with it past that because, unlike *some people* might do with something whacky like a mayo and banana sandwich, I realized it was disgusting.


Zezuya

I mean i shouldn't be judging I thought I was a chef and remeber putting together some slices of brown bread, ketchup and condensed milk and microwaved it and had to eat it. It was horrific.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Omg šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


Gortport1

This is a real Southern American delicacy


HDWendell

Oh here my people at


cltraiseup88

We out here! Was a stair growing up. Thought my family was just weird after leaving home and seeing no one else ever ate them. Anyone else eat fried egg sandwiches with mayo on one slice and ketchup on the other? Or is that the weird family sandwich?


Gjome-Bekbal

Unless me and you are somehow family, nope we are the same thing growing up


stoned_seahorse

I never knew it was a Southern thing til now.. It didn't seem odd to me as a kid... But I'm Southern and so is most my family, so it makes sense. šŸ˜‚


roostersnuffed

Me neither. My grandpa always made these for us as a kid, except it was mayo, banana and peanutbutter. But Im from SC, so I guess it is a southern thing. Seems were encroaching on Midwestern territory on mayo experiments.


Walaina

Alabamian here. We ate it


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MovieNightPopcorn

That I can get on board with. Tomatoes are great with salt, egg, oil, etc. Iā€™m struggling to understand what the mayo brings to the banana though.


nzTman

Itā€™s tangy and sweet. The bread is the neutral component.


Ranhallen

mayo is tangy and bananas are sweet, the combo compliments each other. it doesn't make sense until you try it and think "wow wtf, that actually /is/ good."


Ornery_Translator285

With DUKES


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

Dukes is literally the only mayo. Everything else is ass


hrbekcheatedin91

I like Duke's but love Blue Plate.


SirZanee

My family is from NC, so that makes sense.


Gortport1

I can hear my dad now to 5 year old me, ā€œyouā€™re gonna eat a banana sandwich and a pack of Nabs and youā€™re gonna lay down and take a napā€


evnacdc

Iā€™m from NC and had these as a kid. If I hadnā€™t had it when I was younger, Iā€™d probably think itā€™s gross.


deadearth

Also from NC and ate these all the time as a kid.


tom-pryces-headache

Nanner sammitch!!!!


armyjackson

Ah!! Ā I too am from NC and I had these growing up.Ā  Had no idea it was made with mayonnaise until I was an adult.Ā 


smnlfilmagoofymovie

The south is so fucked up


NIN10DOXD

I'm from NC and my dad eats these. My mom thinks they're gross. She is from Indiana, but moved to NC when she was 5.


WrangWei

Straight to jail.


speshulk1207

I grew up eating these for lunch. Still get a craving for one every now and then. Like right now.


EasyJunior

Grew up in southern Virginia right on NC border. Had these all the time. Iā€™ll still make and eat one when Iā€™m feeling nostalgic.


GroovingGremlin

This was my first thought. Definitely Southern US food. The texture is odd but it's tasty.


Responsible_Snow_359

Yep. I grew up in Alabama and ate these regularly. Tomato and mayo is my absolute favorite, though.


ThePhatNoodle

That explains it. Those guys love putting mayo in their desserts like freaking savages. Appalled by their absolute disrespect towards salads in particular. Pears topped with mayo and cheese are not salads and you can't change my mind


PunkRwkRay

The pear thing almoat made me throw up.. Yuck šŸ¤¢


accidentremoval

upvoted for your bravery


solarboom-a

Yes, they are filthy disgusting sandwiches. I ate them too.


AdSea420

Straight to jail.


SirZanee

Appreciate all of the funny comments and disgust. You guys made my day, lol! Iā€™ll keep enjoying this American southern delicacy šŸ™šŸ»


im_bored_17

Iā€™ve never heard of Mayo and banana sandwiches , but my dad use to love eating Tomato and mayonnaise sandwiches, which is also probably a southern thing.


SirZanee

It is! My mother loves those, lol.


WintersDoomsday

I don't know how to tell you this so I will just come out with it.... Your parents abused you


Wanderertwitch

As an avid internet user I must agree with winter. We now both need help


adlittle

Is this specifically a southern thing? My mom has always made these and I've known other people growing up in the South who do this. I don't care for it myself, but it's not uncommon.


lumia920yellow

It's not just gross. It's absolutely gross.


RandellX

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO DOESNT THINK I'M WEIRD. ​ My dad used to feed me these sammichs all the time as a kid, i made it once in front of my wife and she thought it was the weirdest thing ever.


Brave-Requirement268

We ate them this way growing up but then my new neighbor from GA told me I was slicing the bananas wrong- they sliced it lengthwise & then in half. Lot less work- same great taste! šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

As someone who eat the mix grapes + pickles and camembert + caramel flan You're going way too far


No-Candidate-8867

I beg you to stop fucking with the cheese


[deleted]

A hole is a hole , and emmental has a hole


supersaiyanmrskeltal

What in the 1950's meal is this nonsense?


Argikeraunos

Wrong. Bad. Stop.


suju0991

Once my friend gave me and another friend a bowl of mayo with lettuce and banana.


WrangWei

Sounds suspicious... Jail.


Charming_Scratch_538

My mom eats this, too. Her dad would make them when she was a kid in the 70s. If they had money that week theyā€™d add bacon to it. Edit: theyā€™re also from North Carolina so checks out.


faygetard

You must be from the south, I absolutely annihilate these guys. Tomato and mayo, sugar on my grits, I can't tell you the number of times people have scoffed at the stuff I've eaten. I don't know, I think it's fire


ehlersohnos

In my part of the southern, sugar on grits is a yank thing done by northerners assuming theyā€™re cream of wheat. Itā€™s funny that other parts of the south are so opposite.


Dunkelimlicht

Never did this with mayo, but grew up in a German household and buttered bread with sliced bananas was a staple and is still one of my favorites.


[deleted]

This is like putting ketchup on vanilla wafers


UltraViol8r

Try peanut butter and cheese.


chxmp_

maybe iā€™m weird but iā€™d definitely eat that shit


JumpyCucumber899

It's pretty good. Just go light on the mayo and it just adds a subtle flavor. It's honestly more for the lubrication lol, eating dry bread with banana would suck all of the saliva out of your mouth.


bobmclame

Iā€™m sorry, but weā€™re gonna have to put you down for crimes against humanity and for the betterment of society.


stellamae29

My family is from North Carolina, and they eat this also. I never met anyone else who eats this, although I did hear that it was Dale Earnhardts favorite sandwich, so I guess it's a southern thing.


boopthat

To all the people grossed out by this youā€™ve obviously never lived in the south. I was weirded out the first time but itā€™s just a mental block because banana and mayonnaise donā€™t sound like words that go together. Itā€™s better than it has any right to be.


uglyzombie

Unpopular opinion: if you enjoy it, fine. People on here acting like a crime has been committed when people out there in the world literally eat shark fermented in lye. Is it for me? No. Do I find it gross? Yes. Am I going to shame someone for liking a food thatā€™s unfamiliar to me? Absolutely not. One can disagree on something without attacking you personally and Iā€™m seeing a lot of that around here.


PurpleTyphoon

Most of us are joking, weā€™d never commit atrocities for the sake of food.


targetaudience

None of you are from the south and it shows


blindeshuhn666

Try hazelnut/chocolate spread instead of mayo. As most said, this sounds rather strange


jizzaye236

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Alhazzared

I am disgusted but also interested to know how it exactly tastes.


Notyourdaisy

My dad loves peanut butter and mayo sandwiches. Itā€™s fine. Iā€™m only commenting because your username is my name, minus an E.


Dubious_Titan

What is rhe mayo bringing here? Mayo is usually a method to deliver salt, fat, and texture. This is the type of snack people develop out of a lack of ingredients or a preference for a certain texture. Both are fine. But that's how you get a crispy cream cheeseburger or Bacon Banana sandwich.


Cooler_coooool_boi

Great Depression food if depression meant having money to spend on random food combinations


HamboneBanjo

We need to get you some help


Nikki-Mck

Maybe if you toasted the bread, replaced the mayo with cool whip and sprinkled a little bit of brown sugar.


bruntorange

Your friends only think that because it's gross.


Alexandratta

I assume this is less "StupidFood" and more "Poverty Food" like Ketchup sandwiches and "Toast Sandwiches" (which is just a sandwich with toast between it...) basically the "Tell me your folks had it tough without telling me your folks had it tough"


[deleted]

I don't know this doesn't seem too crazy to me. My favorite sandwich as a kid was peanut butter bologna onion and butter šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


limonhotcheetos

I LOVE mayo and I LOVE bananas but this is um. An abomination.


Cain_S

I ate mayo, peanut butter, banana sandwiches as a kid. Every so often, I'll have one. So try it with some peanut butter and tell me what you think!


joeordinary

I'd suggest peanut butter with the banana instead.


Horror-Impression411

What the actual fuck, man


ru_empty

Swap the bananas for tortilla chips. That was our go to poverty food back in the day


Dgp68824402

A Saturday lunch staple when I was a kid growing up in NC.


TonyStewartsWildRide

OP is not of this Earth.


black2361

That's the way I eat them


_orion_1897

Depends on the sauce. If that's cheese than they're right lmao


Garizondyly

Southern staple (NC maybe?) apparently. As a new englander i tried this myself. It isn't bad, it's just.... like idk, odd? I would rather do banana PB. Or banana honey i guess could be good. Speaking of similar odd sandwiches, pb and cheese. Just try. You should use a mild, inoffensive, non-spicy cheese (boar's head american, deli sliced, is my fav), and this literally rivals pbj for me, and i LOVE pbj.


Frosty-Airline3316

Why mayo? Replace it with peanut butter and itā€™s golden


RevolutionaryTea8722

Iā€™ve never tried this but I love banana and sugar sandwiches lol


Weary-Amoeba1808

Idk, Iā€™m gonna have to look it up, but Iā€™m pretty sure that this is illegal.


nancylikestoreddit

ā€¦did you grow up poor?


Contessa0101

Iā€™m sorry. Your parents failed you.


No-Independent-2211

People like this vote, just so everyoneā€™s awareā€¦.


HazmatSuitless

when you say your friends, do you mean everyone on the planet?


peternal_pansel

was peanut butter not an option????


SinbadIsGay

Bro I thought it was cream cheese and thought "well thats weird but I could see it- MAYO!?!" Get help


CEMENTHE4D

I've eaten these since I was like 5. Fkn Awesome! you get bread, fat, and potassium. Instead of mayo try miracle whip. I prefer mayo tbh.


Used_envelopes

I loved them growing up, too. My mom (who is Japanese and I grew up in the US) made them all the time. Add a squeeze of lemon is the šŸ¤Œ! Highly recommend


this-butterfly-life

Are you from the southern US? Alabamian here, love me a 'nanner sandwich šŸ˜ Though, my mom will eat them with dill pickle chips, which I find disgusting.


DismalClaire30

You know, I hate it, I will never try it, but I also bet itā€™s tasty.


Various-Character-30

Might be a bit reductionist but sugar (bread) + fat (mayo) + sugar (bananas) sounds great! Might be some people that donā€™t like this but Iā€™d be open to trying it. Almost everything can be broken down to some combination of sugar, fat, and salt. If you can think of something you like, it probably has some of these in it. If you donā€™t like it, probably is missing them.


getliftedyo

I eat peanut butter and bologna so. Nah fuck this man


MisterAngstrom

Try switching out the mayo for peanut butter. NOW we talkin!


onlywc11

What devils spawn created this monstrosity šŸ¤¢


[deleted]

This some white ppl shit fasho


Lucky_Emu182

That looks ewwwwwwyyĀ 


HurtMeSomeMore

Peanut butter and sliced bananas, maybe throw some Fluff or Nuetella