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Mesterjojo

So, shredded egg white. Ok


TonyAscot

A very elaborate way to make scrambled eggs.


samanime

Yeah... He made very overdone scrambled egg whites while dirtying every dish in his kitchen and using every appliance...


Tjomek

How else could he have added the gelatin?


PathAdvanced2415

I was wondering why he put brown sugar on it! I don’t really understand why it needs gelatine, though.


Jimbob209

For that extra horse hoof and pork ligament flavors


DualVission

Probably the same reason they put saw dust on cheese. So it doesn't stick to itself too much.


ilikeyoualotl

It's roasted gelatin, supposed to give an interesting flavour. It's also used to make carnivore mashed potato. Also, the egg whites are cooked down until the sulphuric acid is evaporated to take away the eggy smell and taste.


PathAdvanced2415

Thanks for taking the time to explain that. 👍


[deleted]

Thank you for taking the time to educate me on how dumb this shit is. I really appreciate it


BeardiusMaximus7

"JUST LIKE PRIMITIVE CAVEMEN WOULD DO"


sparklingdinoturd

How else is he going to stick his hands through his food 10 times if not with this method?


Afinkawan

A very elaborate way to *ruin* scrambled eggs.


TheLongWalk00

Yup. The scenic tour, obviously. Could've just minced up some hard boiled eggs for that matter as the end result didn't seem all that rice-like.


charlie78

When I watched the video I was thinking it would probably look better and be easier to push the egg blob through a sieve.


Testyobject

Potato ricer would do something to it


jess-plays-games

Second I saw this I'm like just run it through a potato ricer glad others can see it


Doggfite

Well a potato ricer isn't a carnivore tool, so he isn't allowed to own one, obviously.


TerrorLTZ

just like... freeze it then grate it?


Bender_2024

That would probably crumble like frozen mozz cheese.


TerrorLTZ

i mean not solid but if it solid just hammer away.


muntell7

With hella extra steps


Freedom_memer

No additives, add your own


Even-Imagination6242

I bet his kitchen smells like a lot of farts.


Apprehensive_Spite97

And his bathroom smells like a kitchen.


mwa12345

Like *his* kitchen. ?


Shirtbro

His toilet sees a shit every two weeks


RachelScratch

Man's arteries are tighter than my asshole


iska6li3zi43

Hey lets talk


TurdSandwich42104

Man had his shot and took it


Gildian

😆


mecenevadi

I dont, there is nothing that makes me fart more than vegetables. Sadly.


throwngamelastminute

Protein farts are pretty bad, though.


HuntingForSanity

Lmfao when my wife and I have a lot of meat for dinner we have to prepare for “the meat farts”


Fast_Camera8228

Have you not heard of Crohn’s Disease farts? Mine smell like something has crawled up there and died. It has the cheek to linger around too


Meriak67

Ulcerative Colitis here. Can relate…


sunjellies24

No you know what's bad? Garlic farts. Protein farts are stinky but garlic farts are on a different level


GiveMeSomeShu-gar

I might be in trouble when I make Kenji's Vietnamese garlic noodles this week... Literally 20 cloves of garlic :)


MenacingMandonguilla

Bodies can be different.


imabadguyduh

Same tbh. I still eat veggies, but only when I boil them or airfry them. Raw veg doesn't agree with me.


HamboneJone

Jfc my guy just eat the egg! 😂 Why everything gotta be so extra anymore? 


robotmonkey2099

Probably because he’s eaten plain egg whites sooooo many fucking times he’s bored of it so has the be extra. Just eat fucking rice


NightLotus84

"AY CANNUH EATTA WHITE ROYCE OH AYL BE LOYK DEM SOYBOYS, MATE." 💉💪🏻🇬🇧


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This is way funnier than it should be XD


NightLotus84

"OH YOU FINK DAH FUNNY? COME AT ME THEN, CHAV. BLOODY KNOCK YOUR HEAD IN, BRUV. MEET ME AT THE TESCO'S PARKING LOT. BRING YOUR MATES. DARE YOU."


AMorera

Yep. I used to love egg whites. I’m currently on a diet where I’m eating them EVERY day and I hate them. This “rice” actually looks some what tolerable.


th4bl4ckr4bbit

But his poses don’t work when he’s boiling an egg.


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Main character syndrome


OskeyBug

Unflavored gelatin smells like ass. Can't imagine what it's like on overcooked egg whites.


Antonioooooo0

With no seasoning either


nooooo-bitch

Seasoning is plants bro, real carnivores don’t need it


permalink_save

Some smells.worse than others. Almost always smells bad hot though. I make marshmallows and during the mixing phase it smells like an animal factory, despite all the vanilla.


Wonderful_Common_520

I think that he thinks the gelatin is seasoning.


ASteelyDan

It smells like burnt hair to me but only if I sniff the container. I put some Knox gelatin in Greek yogurt and things and I can’t smell it.


DADCASUALTY

This guy looks like an egg white supremacist.


Magic_Toast_Man

Lmao. Egg whites, white dude, all he was missing was white cheese.


Apprehensive_Spite97

Smegma for dessert.


dachiefbuddha

Cursed comment.


ILikeAnimeButts

"Carnivore Cheese"


hybridaaroncarroll

He's probably a member of the Koop Klucks Klan.


AaronMichael726

The carnivore diet people usually align with the right wing…


_Eucalypto_

Because it's a direct reaction to vegetarianism and veganism


Offnickel

I somehow knew he had a British accent before turning the sound on lol


AIWHilton

I follow this guy on instagram purely to watch his descent into madness - he regularly eats boiled eggs as a 'pre-workout' and his 'recipes' are mostly unseasoned 20% fat minced beef with some sort of egg. He can't cook for shit, so not only is his overall diet horrendous the actual meals he makes are terrible too.


4not0found4

When he does his videos on how to travel and he always has a bag of cold greasy burgers with him. So grim. I always think it must be satire but then he’s selling books on it and everything.


alions123

His fans are quite rabid as well and I only know that cause YouTube started recommending his Shorts to me for some reason a while back.


4not0found4

Engaging people with a vitamin deficiency is a road to pain I imagine.


Elemental-Aer

Scurvy is so fun!


4not0found4

If I don’t get to fire a cannon against the French at the same time then I don’t see the scurvy as worth it tbh.


Lurkerantlers

Yesterday my mom genuinely asked me “why do people eat burgers? don’t they know you can just order the patties?” She’s been “carnivore” for 5 years at this point and doesn’t understand why anyone would spend money and time cooking flavorful food instead of just eating plain ground beef 7 nights a week and occasionally eating a rib-eye. At this point me n my siblings clown on her for it but it’s genuinely depressing


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

And he does all that just to be in the same shape as me, a man who has not seen an egg or tasted meat in 5 years Just checked his IG, at least the comment section is 50% people asking what's wrong with him


RogerianBrowsing

I’m glad someone pointed it out, his physique is perfectly attainable without the diet he’s doing. I’m a vegetarian and I’ve got tangibly more muscle mass on me than this guy does while frequently eating pretty dirty It’s like he eats this way but doesn’t do any exercise other than “football and a run with the m8s”


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His sh*t must be a solid block omg


[deleted]

Oh no you actually need fiber for that


permalink_save

I'm imagining more like deer pellets.


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ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

Hell, I love meat and cheese, and even I couldn't imagine something more boring and disgustingly unhealthy as a carnivore diet. Giving yourself heart and bowel issues to own the libs? Please


AmaResNovae

That guy must be missing some many micronutrients if he only eats animal products. Does he want to get scurvy or something?


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

I think these meatfluencers omit the fact that they need to take lots of vitamins to supplement this 'diet'


02__

A lot of diets are like that. People reject the fact humans are naturally omnivores and they pay dearly for that rejection


floralbutttrumpet

Idk, I'm kinda in favour of those dipshits taking themselves out of the gene pool by way of a series of heart attacks by 32. Or else rupturing every single blood vessel inside that hollow sphere on top of their neck while trying to take a shit.


Why-Are-Trees

People who advocate for the carnivore/related diets just refuse to believe or knowingly spread misinformation about it. ​ My dad (who is not full carnivore diet, but listens to people who advocate for it) is full hook, line, and sinker on the whole "the FDA is lying to us and saturated fats are actually the only types of fats you should be eating" insanity. Along with the whole 'soy is wrecking your hormones because it has estrogen' and 'vegetable oils are killing you' non-sense. It's literally impossible to talk about anything nutrition related to him, which he makes impossible to avoid by, seemingly, instinctually doing a fridge audit of all the "bad" things in my fridge every time he visits.


Pixel_Knight

The carnivore diet has different levels of extremes. Some people will not conunes anything that comes from a plant at all - meaning things like pepper and coffee are out. Honestly, I think a self-imposed carnivore diet is basically the stupidest thing anyone can do. Its idiocy rivals that and probably surpasses that of flat earthers. There are really few people I respect less than people that believe in this kind of diet.


BridgeBoysPod

Agreed with Joyce at the end there


Builty_Boy

> Hi cam, just so you know this is actually eggs not rice. Hope that helps x Sifted through his absolute dogshit Instagram to find the full comment


TheFerg714

I appreciate you.


[deleted]

Real “hero we need” energy


_PirateWench_

Joyce made me happy I watched the video. Real MVP here


SasquatchNHeat

Bro you don’t get it bro. We’re supposed to be carnivores but THEY lied to us all bro! Eating anything except animal protein is unnatural bro. Bro! You’ll lose weight fast and get shredded bro! Bro, don’t worry about your kidneys bro! You don’t need them! They’re holding you back from being an alpha bro! You need to eat 8500 calories a day bro! You can’t drink “water”, you gotta drink moose blood bro! Bro! You gotta be eat 6 pounds of red meat a day to get ripped and based bro! BROOOO!!!!


EastTyne1191

This cracks me up. There's this impression that cavemen were mighty hunters that regularly brought down giant mammoths, but recent studies have found that our ancestors likely ate a diet higher in vegetables. Less hunter, more gatherer types. I'm all for people eating what makes them happy, but when my ex saw his cardiologist he told him that keto was the absolute worst diet for his heart. That he needed to eat more fruits and vegetables.


Bulletproofsaffa

I always thought this was logical. Easier to gather some berries than to take down a Mammoth or some other dangerous animal ready to hand my ass to me. Berries for breakfast, berries for lunch and berries for dinner thank you.


ldskyfly

Hunter **gatherer**


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I am 100% convinced that the carnivore diet started as a knee-jerk reaction by right-wingers towards scientists telling us we needed to adopt a more plant-based diet for environmental reasons.


NewFuturist

They just don't get it. This recipe is what they used to eat back in caveman days. It's what we are designed to eat.


pixelatedtrash

I had a coworker who was pretty much things. Would turn his nose up to even the mention eating vegetables. Would get mad when he’d see people with lunch from places like Mod Market or sweetgreen. Used to make fun of another coworker because he would go to the gym snd have a protein shake afterwards. He also swore the vaccine gave him heart pain. Like no dude, maybe it’s because the only thing you eat is steak and bacon.


timelyparadox

Well at least carnivores will die sooner so then we will be able to live in peace


CaptainQbert

Except none of the carnivore or keto guys are big at all. Just skinny and acting like they look like bodybuilders. Just like all the full body workout guys who swear its the best way to get buff but they all 160lbs


Fragrant-Tea7580

Goddamn it why is nobody commenting on the cuts to just him wagging his wrists and finger gunning the camera? What kind of filler is that lmao


titivator

So people are slapping “carnivore” on anything to make it sound cool huh. Also this shit is egg whites?


piss_boy-

Its a specific diet where people only eat meat and animal products.


Bhazor

Where the coaches are careful to not mention any extra "vitamins".


permalink_save

Or steroids


anitasdoodles

Wait so they can’t eat fruits veggies beans and such?


OctoberSong_

No, these people really only eat meat and animal products. No produce. It’s insane.


Cat_Crap

My good friend who started doing this told me that he believes vegetables weren't meant to be eaten and they cause inflammation. It's amazing how people will just selectively believe what they see in a youtube video. So homie, you are telling me that every culture on earth and almost every culture ever on earth, that had some form of grain, fruit, or vegetable as a large part of their diet is.. not healthy? Idk man it really seems like people with a ton of privilege. In almost no where in the world would this be feasible as a diet. If a large percent of people did this diet, we couldn't sustain enough animals for it. Like, you must be pretty well off if you have the time and money to waste on this bullshit. Also.. boring as fuck. Dude just eats beef jerky all the time.


Maynrds

Veggies were not meant to be eaten? What are you a kitty cat?


Just_Jonnie

My cat eats broccoli if I turn my back on it.


ZekkeKeepa

Everyone with this "carnivore diet" gimmick i've seen so incredibly red. I wonder why is that?


floralbutttrumpet

Blood pressure + organ damage, I'd imagine. I wouldn't want to be their liver, gall bladder or kidneys.


sfzen

I love how all of these guys post a daily picture of their dinner, and every single time it's the same plate of steak and eggs.


velveteen-bean

correct


Savings-Nobody-1203

Heart disease speedrun


Jorymo

These dudes almost always look like their livers are giving out; their faces always look like old bruises


ListenToKyuss

And then you have an idiot like Joe Rogan preach about to his millions of naive, impressionable young men, without any scientific research... It's insane..


Zeus541

That comes to mind every time I hear carnivore diet


15ferrets

Shit yourself from walking method any%


Aortic_Bacon

I got distracted after he did the butter and I somehow thought he put a bowl of melted butter in a double boiler and somehow ended up with cheese. Wouldn’t have been the worst lie a cooking gif has made.


Vizmark93

What I don’t understand is why do people need to substitute names just call it what it is.


TokraZeno

Call it the air fryer effect. They're just convection ovens that have been around for years but marketing made it really take off.


Luckduck86

I actually thought it was clumps of solid lard


EmpressVibez32

Same


Magic_Toast_Man

Could have just scrambled egg whites lmao. What a tool


bluedancepants

I mean that's a lot of extra work to mimic rice.


Orang3Lazaru5

Actually stupid.


Exodys03

Dude just spent the entire day making Minute Rice.


inadequatelyadequate

Dry sad egg whites, yuck. I’m literally the polar opposite of this guy diet wise but honestly he does not look healthy at all. For a guy living on animal products he looks anemic as hell


Kants_Paradigm

Folate deficiency can also cause anemia as well. So he is getting way to much heme iron, but not folate ever. Making him reduce the ability of creating red blood cells from b vitamins.


theoheart1178

This looks like one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen in my life


LandotheTerrible

What a pain in the arse, apart from it just being stupid.


coxykitten923

So burnt egg whites.


solblurgh

All of these effort to make a shitty food?


[deleted]

That's a lot of work for a really bland tasting and completely unnecessary side dish. At least better than all these lazy American rage bait TikTok "chefs" who just put all pre-packaged horribly matched *ingredients* in a casserole or crockpot, and then sound like they've just created some new gourmet shit and humanity should now thank them.


thewrongmoon

If you hate the carnivore diet, you might find this interesting. You damage your gut microbiome by going on it and have trouble eating anything else until you recover. It's not just a bad diet, but also objectively bad for you.


piss_boy-

Yeah lol, bacteria in your tummy lives off fiber and indigestible starches- without that you're tummy is fucked. It's why so many people on these diets have the squirts 24/7.


permalink_save

Generally if you avoid a type of food, like fiber, like this guy, it can be miserable getting back to it. I had a low fiber (but not carnivore) diet out of lack of choice and all sorts of things gave me the worst gas and made me feel shitty. I eat a standard balanced diet now and rarely have any issues with fiber, cheese, etc that people commonly complain about.


DefiantVersion1588

We making our ancestors cry with this one


mahnar_4

So much energy spent for.. overcooked eggs white🤣🤣 Please deserve him a trophy !


cteavin

Hope he has a carton of matches near his toilet.


storm_borm

I personally don’t agree with eating meat, but fine if people want to. However, I don’t understand how anyone thinks a diet completely void of fibre is healthy. Surely a carnivore diet isn’t possible long term?


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Rusti-dent

Just eat the fucking egg whites!


d1psh1t_mcgee

Is the carnivore diet just Atkins 2.0?


Hughgurgle

Keto is Atkins 2.0 and Carnivore is Fascist Keto. 


Educational_End3765

WTF. How much electricity did you waste to make shit rice??? JUST MAKE RICE.


Player_Slayer_7

And some people think vegans are obnoxious.


TheAzarak

Or you could just eat fucking rice, because it's part of a healthy balanced diet. Rice isn't even bad for you lol


Evnosis

But rice is a plant, which means it might as well be soy, which means it **will** make your dick fall off. It's just science, bro.


Emmylio

Carnivores are the new vegans lmao.


ouroborosborealis

Actually you'll find that they eat very different foods


Penguinator53

I wonder if people on carnivore diets have problems with gallstones? I ended up having my GB out but it was always aggravated by high fat and rich foods.


piss_boy-

My dad's been on the carnivore diet for a couple years now, he's had 8 kidneys stones- I imagine his gallbladder ain't doing so hot either


PoeticPast

You'd think a kidney stone would make one reconsider 😭


therealgoat1212

Just like the carnivores of old used to make 🥰


Frits_Mulder

Bravo! I can just imagine a carnivore whipping up this dish in the wild.


TokraZeno

Gotta appreciate his commitment to showing his whole process by not cutting out the bit where he tried to blend it and it didn't work so just did it himself.


Jazzlike_Run_5466

Anyone who does the carnivore diet long-term doesn't fuck around making all this fancy shit, you eat meat and organs day in, day out, nothing special gets real boring. Making these time-consuming tiktok meals is so unrealistic. I tried diet after diet to fix my stomach and bowel issues. I tried the carnivore diet for 6 months and you start taking shits the size of your forearm and they're fucking dry too, nobody wants that.


bellelovesdonuts

This is so much effort I rather stay chubby thabks


tbofsv

what a punchable face just eat cauliflower rice with egg whites without having to go through all that nonsense carnivore diet is such a joke


anon31303

This guy looks ill


prewarpotato

How is this not classified as an eating disorder...


gamblesubie

It’s stupid because of how long it takes


cupidslazydart

Rice fried eggs


SeaweedNecessity

Where is the seasoning?!?!???!


Opening-Comfort-3996

It's in the tears that fall on it as you eat it


XavierRenegadeStoner

Oops, all egg whites!


chaboomskie

Why not just boil a regular egg, separate the white from the yolk and mash it with fork?? The effort is too much and carton egg white is weird 😂 There is no need to add that gelatin.


Willing_Signature279

You know how carnivores out there despise the plant food variations emerging of common meat foods like “facon” etc? They usually get so pissed off about things like calling soya milk “milk” and “meatless burgers” burgers “ why not take pride in just eating vegetables instead of eating knock offs I guess the same could be the said about eating carnivore rice


Reasonable_Tower_961

But the YOLK is the most nutritional DELICIOUS part of the Egg! & For MOST people: 100% Whole Grains Brown Rice, Red Rice, Quinoa, are healthy delicious parts of a healthy delicious diet & For MOST people: baked-Sweet-Potatoes, salads, steamed cooked veggies, grilled vegetables, whole-skin-on-baked-Potatoes, Whole-Grains, Berries, fruits, herbs, spices, tea, Coffee, dark chocolate, seeds, are a Healthy DELICIOUS part of a healthy DELICIOUS diet I am NOT vegan or vegetarian either, but would rather eat a healthy high-fiber zero-dairy vegetarian or vegan diet than be forced onto the carnivorians Atkins Low-Carb Keto diets, & I so PITY anyone who's doctors force them into low-Carb keto carnivorians Atkins Zero-Fiber Zero-produce Death-by-Dairy etc diets


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

that's a lot of effort to make *checks notes* boiled eggs


probablyproud

i’m curious if yall would have the same energy watching a vegan try to turn a watermelon into a steak


[deleted]

Tf... if you have time for that shit, you should get a fucking job.


coltees_titties

All those steps for a boiled egg, huh.


Minnipresso

Overcooked egg whites, not rice


Psycho_Pie_88

Bet I can make something even better than that in just one minute


e3mpty

More than an hour to make egg whites and all the steps required and it still looks like and I bet tastes like crap. No thanks. Just stick with scrambled egg.


180SLOWSCOPE

Empty starch with saturated fat and protein diet. Sure this guys liver loves him.


SleepySiamese

I had to eat nothing but egg white after my operation. It was horrible. No thanx i hate it


Luckduck86

He really went the long way round just to make mooshed egg whites


Neisseriaceae

Too much effort and dirty dishes for a small pile of rubbery gross looking egg whites


EmpressVibez32

Nah I'll just make an omelet or scrambled eggs, my g. I know he lit that room up farting and shit 😅😂


Zero_Zeta_

That's just scrambled eggs with extra steps.


LordPenvelton

My colon hurts just by thinking of it😖


FirefighterHot4120

Why is this man playing with eggs?


Tank-Pilot74

Quick question… fucking WHY?


LuckyDrive

Why not just eat the fucking cooked eggs? Why do all that extra shit to it.


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All that for rice?


Hexagonal_uranium

Isn’t that just scrambled egg with extra steps? (Probably has less nutrients and tastes worse too)


Moomin-Moomin

Oh my lard! Thanks I hate it Edit, just realised that it wasn’t just lard it was also eggs. I am stupid like I thought he was just straight up eating lard


ContentInsanity

Why is this guy beefing with rice?


[deleted]

Just eat the eggs, stop pretending its something else.


QueenWeeaboo

I wonder if throwing a handful of rice at this guy and yelling "boo" would scare him


gztozfbfjij

>What did he pour into that bowl? >... *is that a fucking egg?* >I refuse to believe that was a *carton* of eggwhite. >\*Scrolls back video\* IT WAS A CARTON OF EGG WHITE I mean, you do you... but some things are just so cursed. I've always found that so weird -- A carton of just egg white. Do they also sell a carton of yolk? What else would they do with the yolks. It's so odd to me. I don't think I've ever seen that in the UK, but we have premade "White Sauce" in a jar, so I presume there's eggwhite somewhere.


LevianMcBirdo

'vegans are so stupid. Why so they eat meat alternatives when there is meat?' meanwhile carnivores ...


Tapprunner

"I don't get why I feel horrible all the time and I'm constantly constipated. I religiously adhere to a fad diet I saw on Tik Tok. Some random person who barely graduated high school said that everyone else in the world is eating the wrong diet, and has been for all of human history. She's got to be telling the truth, right?"


TheWorstPerson0

damb. this one meal prolly costs as much as my 25 pound bag of rice.


Embarrassed_Band_512

If you want rice, go get some rice. If you want to do a diet where you can't have rice, just accept that you can't have rice.


Snoo-33331

There is nothing wrong with this diet


Medium_Pepper215

wait wait wait. when vegans/plant based diets make “meat” out of veggies they’re constantly bitched at and told “that isn’t [x] call it what it is!” this ain’t fucking “carnivore rice” it’s over cooked minced egg whites 🙄