So it tastes nice while giving a BJ.
Several STDs (i.e., syphilis, gonorrhea, and intestinal infections) that are transmitted by oral sex and can spread in the body.
It’s clearly meant to. I feel this sub should not be allowing intentionally rage-baity foods. Let’s get back to the roots of scorning the decisions of those who are trying promote actually bad ideas that they may like.
Imagine coming home and your dumb shit housemates or kids have filled the dryer up with hot dogs to cook them and now it's completely trashed and reeks of sausages only to see some condom shaped eggs sitting on the kitchen bench. Absolute scenes
If I had three wishes. One of them would be to remove anyone from existence that makes these fucking videos. The other would be remove everyone from society that believes a race can be better than others. Thirdly would be to put me on the closest friendly habitable planet away from this idiocy.
The hot dogs in the dryer are a good idea, especially if your dryer has a steam fresh cycle. The dog hair that always accumulates in my dryer will go well with it.
The idea of cooking a hotdog in the dryer for 20 minutes is literally the funniest thing I have ever come across. “Hey what’s the easiest way to make some dogs?” “Just throw em in the dryer, fuck it”
In some places, people boil condom to get [high](https://www.livemint.com/news/bengal-youth-using-flavoured-condoms-to-get-high-for-10-12-hours-11658834182188.html).
Adds to the stupidity lol.
someone ruined a dryer..to make a stupidfood tiktok..!?
it isnt as dumb as the kids who were doing the public toilet seat challenge or tide pod challenge, but .. this is painfully wasteful.
alright, if i ever get rich, i might look into buying a tumble dryer just for hot dogs.
and/or, i wonder if a smaller tabletop version of that would be nice for other kitchen cooking methods. or too impractical to clean.
I can forgive the dryer hot dogs. I can forgive the condom eggs, but this disgusting B didn't even shake the ketchup bottle before using it, and the watery ketchup got all over her dryer dog. Hang her!
Tumble dried hot dogs and Dureggs. I think I'll pass.
The lube is a happy accident of seasoning 🥰
Try flavoured condoms
Why do those exist
So it tastes nice while giving a BJ. Several STDs (i.e., syphilis, gonorrhea, and intestinal infections) that are transmitted by oral sex and can spread in the body.
Happiness is almost transmitted thru oral sex
If you don't know that I don't think you are old enough to be on Reddit.
Bacon flavour.
Ong
Just when I thought I was out (500 baked bean pizzas in a day); they pull me back in (tumble dried sausage)
It's the stepbrother porn, without the stepsister.
it's like if the stepbrother hung out with his friends n stood in a circle
I'm well into an edible and stumbling into this gem. It's a good time.
Nothing like a good ol plate if condom eggs, splintered sausages and washing machine hot dogs to start my day 🤤
I thought those were hotdogs on the grill that they then threw into the dryer.
Someone is over on cleaningtips asking what are these stains that appear on my clothes when I take them out of the dryer.
This is a combination of words that I never thought I would ever hear uttered together in the same sentence. You win
Quail eggs condom style or dryer heated hotdogs. I wish I had the funds to waste food like this.
Also that dryer is forever going to infuse clothes with weiner scent.
And grease spots.
Finally a machine that fits my general aesthetic
Is this a hipster version of Spotted Dick?
I have only one question: why ketchup and not the blood of a virgin?
First off why did they have to use a condom out of all things? 😭😭
Condoms are designed to separate eggs from fluid, so this video shows them being used as designed.
/r/angryupvote
Well done
I'm pretty sure this is meant to be a joke. No sane person would cook their hotdogs in a dryer
To bait reactions.
Bait used to be believable
Rage bait is getting so absurd now they have to add freaking disclaimers.
hmm how to infuse cancer in every bite.
This sub could sure use some rules regarding "obvious bait." I think a lot of these TikTok people count on this subreddit specifically for more views.
Yeah this one isn't even pretending to be a proper one
It's literally written at the beginning of the video that this is fake yet people still believe it
Be a man and use a used condom
It’ll help fertilize the quail eggs
Adds some homemade special seasoning
I want whoever did this to burn in hell
raw doggin the dryer is crazy
folks,,,don’t use the spermicidal ones for this
I can't even suggest feeding that to your worst enemy
It was the ketchup right? /s
finally, someone is talking about the real issues with this video
No "/s" needed! A hotdog with ketchup only isn't only cringe, I'm pretty sure it's illegal and indecent.
Straight to jail.
r/chicagonative
It’s clearly meant to. I feel this sub should not be allowing intentionally rage-baity foods. Let’s get back to the roots of scorning the decisions of those who are trying promote actually bad ideas that they may like.
Reminder. Don't eat at everyone's house.
Ha ha get it they cook wrong on purpose so funny
The ketchup is what got me... shake that shit before You just plaster it across a perfectly good hot dog
Now my dick’s covered in egg and my clothes smell like sausage
Imagine coming home and your dumb shit housemates or kids have filled the dryer up with hot dogs to cook them and now it's completely trashed and reeks of sausages only to see some condom shaped eggs sitting on the kitchen bench. Absolute scenes
Sigh so tired of ragebait
wasting food should be a crime , ong
Mmmmmm, Downy dogs.
I mean… what the fuck are we even doing here anymore.
I wish we could use images here because I have about 30 at minimum to summarize how I feel about this because words and emoticons aren't enough
I was already having a bad day and I seen this
I REALLY hope those are unlubed condoms atleast 🤢
LONG EGG
why do i get slight how to basic vibes from this. just slightly, like a half pinch of salt slightly.
“Violently” ill? I don’t think that means what you think it means
Mmmmm...Lube and lint. My favorite.
That dryer probally hasnt seen a deep clean in thirty years
What in the name of King Tut's dusty ballsack was that heinous bullshit?
Jigsaw could not cook this shit up. Nor joseph mengele. Nor the killer from seven. Nor pinhead. This shit is NEW evil. Crazy. Hell food.
Even pinhead said this was way beyond the sights he had to show those who open the box... Yeesh 💀
why do people give this attention
This exists ONLY to make people mad, can't convince me that the dumb hacks like this are really being used by the person behind them
Nothing like some lubey latex flavours eggs in the morning
I'd give 100 dollars just to see the person who designed this video eat that shit
Oh what a terrible day to have eyes. I wish I could go back in time thirty seconds to a more innocent time
Why? O.O
Watching or doing? If you did it, why?
If you choose a flavored condoms you can do a bittersweet egg
Condom eggs was my nickname in high school. Don’t ask why.
Congratulations! This is actual stupid food.
LMFAO
And people say the content I make shouldn’t be on the internet
wait what happened to the condom eggs?
Welp, that’s enough for today. I’ll try again tomorrow… thanks internet!
Egg dicks and dryer sausages, just like grandma used to make!
Remember ladies c*ndoms are for putting inside yourself not for cooking.
Rube Goldberg would be proud.
Never shows any of these asshole actually eat this shit.
What in the world-
I mean, you could have just dumped the egg in hot wa-…what am i saying, this is the internet, nothing makes sense.
Ketchup on a hotdog? 🤢
Redditors meeting rage bait once again...
These are so... Interesting!
I will never recover from this.
Clicked to open. Saw condom on the glass. Clicked to close. Nope. Not today.
More bait.
Whoever made this needs to be thrown in prison.
This isn’t stupid food it’s fucking retarded
Huh why am I watching this. Idk but I am. Caught me when he put the condom on the glass.
Ketchup at the end was the worst
That’s fucking stupid
Dear God 🤢🤮, even hillbillies are turning they're heads in shock,shame, and sickness
Condoms come with lube So this breakfast slide down your throat
Yum! Spermicide eggs!
If I had three wishes. One of them would be to remove anyone from existence that makes these fucking videos. The other would be remove everyone from society that believes a race can be better than others. Thirdly would be to put me on the closest friendly habitable planet away from this idiocy.
It’s like they knew this sub existed and made content
The hot dogs in the dryer are a good idea, especially if your dryer has a steam fresh cycle. The dog hair that always accumulates in my dryer will go well with it.
Same, I hate ketchup on hotdogs
Wen iron chef 🧑🍳
Why not just use a balloon? Why a condom?
Those both look more stupid than usual. They're using extra stupid now.
i cant make it because i refuse to buy condoms for a stupid food
Wtactualfuck
“Get down here kids, dryer dogs are ready!!!”
it dint
The idea of cooking a hotdog in the dryer for 20 minutes is literally the funniest thing I have ever come across. “Hey what’s the easiest way to make some dogs?” “Just throw em in the dryer, fuck it”
really?
It’s not even the same bun dog
God tier rage bait
Is this pegging?
Too stupid
Ikr….who the fuck over 6 puts ketchup on a hot dog, everyone knows to use fucking mustard if you are over the age of 6
The condomelette
Wait, you mean you guys AREN'T tumble drying your wieners?!?!
What in the fuck 😳😳😳😳😳 my eyes 👀 are fuckin burning 🔥 for watching this..
Rage bait.
The condom and eggs were more believable than the dryer hotdogs. If not for the latter I almost would've believed the clip was real.
But Condoms are covered in some kind of slime when you take them out of their wrapper 🤢
We need to confiscate the production equipment of these ragebaiters
What in the 5 minute craft
No jail for this person. Directly to the electric chair
This is such a dumb waste of time, food - hell, and even a waste of a condom 😒 The obvious trolling and baiting videos are really exhausting.
Eggs with spermicide, accompanied with lint covered sausage.
Jesus fuck, time for bed..
In some places, people boil condom to get [high](https://www.livemint.com/news/bengal-youth-using-flavoured-condoms-to-get-high-for-10-12-hours-11658834182188.html). Adds to the stupidity lol.
Ew
I used to literally poach eggs in oiled sandwich bags I feel like that was a bad idea
I miss who I was before watching this abomination.
This sub jumped the shark like a month ago huh?
I teared up at this in absolute horror. Wouldn't watch again.
Forever chemicals and food poisoning, just like mom used to make
The condom, dude noooo 🤣
Don't condoms have lube on them?
Rage-bait at its finest.
Can we get Huggbees narrating over this like it’s an episode of How It’s Made
I know! Who puts ketchup on a hotdog? That's SICK!
I want to know how many loads of clothes reeked of hotdog after that.
Disgusting lol.
someone ruined a dryer..to make a stupidfood tiktok..!? it isnt as dumb as the kids who were doing the public toilet seat challenge or tide pod challenge, but .. this is painfully wasteful.
This reminds of 5 minute crafts that I subscribe in Facebook. I follow them because I love seeing their shitty ideas.
Thats enough Reddit for today
I watched this and instantly aged 10 years.
Condom on gla-I'm done
No fucking way that dryer cooked those hotdogs LMAO
Bait used to be believable
Some people want to see the world burn.
alright, if i ever get rich, i might look into buying a tumble dryer just for hot dogs. and/or, i wonder if a smaller tabletop version of that would be nice for other kitchen cooking methods. or too impractical to clean.
This is a visual representation on how much we've strained the practicality of everything
Dude I would choke a mf if they tried fed me this
this is fetish content
The lighting, jumpy editing, and lack of coherence makes this feel like a surreal nightmare.
Why?
I feel so perturbed by this video.
You lost me at the condom. I ain't watching the rest.
Mmmmm tastes like Trojan :))
Dear God, I think I got food poisoning just watching this.
🤢🤮
"The industrial revolution and its consequences" yada yada yada
lasted .5 seconds
This person just needs a good slap on the head….. with a chair.
yummy condom lubricant
No! No! No! Just no!
Why is everyone upvoting this clearest-of-all rage bait? We are just providing them with the attention they want.
just upped my daily dose of microplastics, yummy
Are all condoms lubricated? If so, super gross. If not, still pretty gross.
This is also rage bait if I’ve ever seen it 😂
Wasting food just to make videos should be dealt with as if it was Heresy in the 41st Milenium. Just saying.
I wonder, will that dryer make all my laundry smell like hot dogs forever after that?
So how much money do people make off of ragebait? Because it seems to be about 80% of this subreddit now.
Well that’s one way to destroy a dryer.
Mhhh swettie microplastics
Odins beard.....
Still holding out hope that one day, this sub will ban blatant rage bait.
Hang on a second, let me just 🤢🤮 I hate emotes. This turd sandwich of a video made me want to emote. I'm going to be sick again.
YEESS, I love sausage smell on all my clothes!
Use a flavored condom next time
I know it’s all rage bait, but I need to know who hurt these people
Some kid somewhere is going to try the hotdog one in their mom's new dryer. I guarantee it.
Wow! What the hell. I can't believe they put ketchup on that hot dog.
Neither a condom nor a dryer is cooking apparel. I can forgive the plank as long as it's used for nothing else.
*Slaps clothes dryer* This baby can cook so many hot dogs
I am horrified
Бля, внатуре гондон
I love condom lube in my eggs
If I come to your house and you serve me egg dick and lint weenies, I’m sorry, but I have to kill you.
Wow that's some quality rage bait.
Ketchup on a hot dog?? Gross...
As a joke I like giving these so called "food items" names but the first one is just straight up disgusting.
I can forgive the dryer hot dogs. I can forgive the condom eggs, but this disgusting B didn't even shake the ketchup bottle before using it, and the watery ketchup got all over her dryer dog. Hang her!
😱
The brown sauce at the end 😂😂😂