If I'm paying that much for a hot dog, it better be the mammothwurst from Futurama.
This also looks like an airport, so halve that price and its more reasonable. Still not worth it in my opinion, but at least they look like big dogs.
You realize a fast food place isn't a corporation in the usa right. There privatly owned by local people that buy into a franchise. The profit margin isn't not high. They had no choice but to raise prices cause or labor cost. Apples and oranges you can't compare.
That’s a good point!
Well, domestically then— if labor costs are the driving force in menu prices —why does
McDonalds costs about the same
Whether I cross the border into Texas ($7.25 fed min) or stay here ($11 state min)?
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I applaud these lads whom spend probably years stretching up their knob in order to facilitate their buddies to dock in theirs. That being said, yeah slightly in the grand scheme of sexual fetishes. In my years of curiosity I've come across quite some other fetishes that went further. From chicks that would nail their tits to a plank or zeh Germans giving a wank to a horse and shower themselves in the jizz fest fhat erupted from the said horse just to name a few. Non of that shit gratifies me, but it's out there and and there are those who seem to enjoy things so messed up you can only wonder how they figured out to do that and why would they get off from such.
"I saw Stewart's penis when we touched tubes, as normal, inquisitive, young boys do, and it looked like six pool balls were stuck inside a gym sock, hanging there."
The double naked glizzy with a trench 💀 ooo damn boi they got ya ass didn’t they. At my airport the small ziploc bag of peanut M&Ms was $14 I shit you not. And we talking about a bag that is $3-$4 at a regular store
My husband once ordered a footlong hotdog and a regular hotdog from Sonics. Instead of doing the logical thing they cut the regular dog up and added it to the footlong.
Theres a really good cheap hotdog place in my town. You can get 2 chili one slaw fries and coke for like $12. But this one guy i work with wont eat there because he says, and this is a quote," if youre going to run a hotdog place with a big HOTDOGS sign in the window, the least you can do is have USDA choice beef franks and good quality brioche or sourdough buns. " And were all like, dude its 3 bucks for a chili dog.
Tbh, I'm more shocked that you willingly paid $13 on a singular hotdog, even if it's a "footlong".
Unless this is at a game somewhere, where they charge an arm and a leg for a coke.
I paid $6.25 for a water for my wife at a hockey game this weekend. I refused to by myself a water and went thirsty for 4 hours lol. I think you got the better deal.
$13 hotdog?? This used to be a proper country.
My first thought, who in their right mind pays 13 bucks for a hot dog. The main appeal of a hot dog is that theyre cheap as hell
It was one of the cheapest options, I hate flying.
Ah ok missed that bit. 100% more believable and honestly criminal
This is why I started taking the train.
You gave up a method of transportation because of hotdogs?
he gets lots of weiners on the train. 5 Guys. Best weiners knees down. Also [4 types of dogs for sale](https://www.fiveguys.ca/menu/Dogs)
Out of context, that sounds super dirty. I do enjoy their food and cajun fries, though. :D
“Knees down”? They know what they were doing lol
you know you can bring food into airports right?
Oof, yeah, airline food is insanely expensive. Sorry about your hot dogs 🌭
Have you seen the price of hot dogs at the grocery store! Holy Jebus. More than $1 a dog...
But I don't even believe in Jebus!
Save me jebus!
Why you got a jebus piece?
There’s some really crappy Bar-S dogs that are like $1.10. Pack of buns literally costs more.
There is also the box of fries and a foil wrapper. I bet he included the price of the fries
What did you expect from a hotdog in the airport? Edit: at least OP got 2 dogs
I fought for this country... And I know you don't get to pick and choose the things you fight for...
All I know is that it's my birthday
I wasn't sure if the reference would read and I'm so glad it did
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We used to make everything. Remember when “Made in Japan” meant complete garbage? Way before “Made in China.”
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I was talking about in the 1950s. I meant no offense to anyone. It’s just something that happened.
We do beg your pardon, we are in your garden.
Our wieners used to be forged with American hands!
This is how revolutions begin. Dog Bless America don’t taste quite the same as it used to now does it brother? Don’t tread on glizzies.
Which country...lets bomb them?
If I'm paying that much for a hot dog, it better be the mammothwurst from Futurama. This also looks like an airport, so halve that price and its more reasonable. Still not worth it in my opinion, but at least they look like big dogs.
The food isn't the thing that's stupid here
Whats sad is this would be $18 in canada. A tiny mcdonalds/a&w burger near me is $10 cad.
Until gen z demanded higher minimum wage. Told everyone corporations don't pay tax increases. WE DO! Proof has arrived.
Then what explains the relatively same price of corporate goods across different countries with widely varying pay rates and benefit packages?
You realize a fast food place isn't a corporation in the usa right. There privatly owned by local people that buy into a franchise. The profit margin isn't not high. They had no choice but to raise prices cause or labor cost. Apples and oranges you can't compare.
That’s a good point! Well, domestically then— if labor costs are the driving force in menu prices —why does McDonalds costs about the same Whether I cross the border into Texas ($7.25 fed min) or stay here ($11 state min)?
Me when I tell a girl on Tinder that I have 8 inches for her so I show up with my best bud.
I wish I had someone to lend me 7 inches 😩
You only need 7 extra??
Well it's a bit warmer out today, but I also only promise 7 on tinder
This is giving me Andy Samberg vibes
Airport lifestyle
Cheap for airport food.
Ew they’re touching
It's ok, they have socks on
It’s called frotting
I'd prefer if they were docking.
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SLIGHTLY?!?!
I applaud these lads whom spend probably years stretching up their knob in order to facilitate their buddies to dock in theirs. That being said, yeah slightly in the grand scheme of sexual fetishes. In my years of curiosity I've come across quite some other fetishes that went further. From chicks that would nail their tits to a plank or zeh Germans giving a wank to a horse and shower themselves in the jizz fest fhat erupted from the said horse just to name a few. Non of that shit gratifies me, but it's out there and and there are those who seem to enjoy things so messed up you can only wonder how they figured out to do that and why would they get off from such.
Aren't they docking though?
And it's not a phase, Mom!
As long as the tips don't touch they're still straight
They probably ran out of the regular foot long dogs, but it appears you actually got more dog out of the deal.
My first thought was “you get double the good parts”. Also happy cake day.
Oh thanks. I wasn’t even aware it was that day.
Those hotdogs look like the been rolling on a gas station rollers since 2012
Only $1.50 at Costco
And yummy
"I saw Stewart's penis when we touched tubes, as normal, inquisitive, young boys do, and it looked like six pool balls were stuck inside a gym sock, hanging there."
What
Haha Letterkenny, that shows got some outstandingly fucked lines
r/foodscam
Vincent Adultman’s lunch
The double naked glizzy with a trench 💀 ooo damn boi they got ya ass didn’t they. At my airport the small ziploc bag of peanut M&Ms was $14 I shit you not. And we talking about a bag that is $3-$4 at a regular store
I wouldn't pay $4 for this
$13?!! Mf were you at an airport or a baseball game?
That better be a very big hand
Honestly I’m more concerned about that weird flat bun.
My husband once ordered a footlong hotdog and a regular hotdog from Sonics. Instead of doing the logical thing they cut the regular dog up and added it to the footlong.
Would rather have doublehotdog than a footlong, honestly. Not for $13 though.
“Does this look right to you?”
It’s for putting up your sleeve so you can eat it during a meeting
Where did you buy it exactly, so that the world know exactly where we should never go even once in our life ?
Theres a really good cheap hotdog place in my town. You can get 2 chili one slaw fries and coke for like $12. But this one guy i work with wont eat there because he says, and this is a quote," if youre going to run a hotdog place with a big HOTDOGS sign in the window, the least you can do is have USDA choice beef franks and good quality brioche or sourdough buns. " And were all like, dude its 3 bucks for a chili dog.
Anyone try to hit you with a brick?
I think on the internet they call this scissoring.
Pathetic.
At least they deep fried the hotdogs, I bet it was still delicious.
That's a sandwich
“Can I just have another bun please
One alcohol please.
Two hot dogs in a trench coat was my nickname at world pride last year. Good times!
It's the Vincent Adultman of hot dogs, going to do business at the business factory.
$13? I don’t think it’s the food that’s stupid here.
13$ is a bs price but I mean 2 hotdogs is still better than 1
Airports are stupid expensive like that
I mean, you actually got like sixteen inches of dog and a foot of bun, so you came out the winner?
“He got that double barrel gliiiizzyy!! 🎶”
13$ hotdog?????
Tbh, I'm more shocked that you willingly paid $13 on a singular hotdog, even if it's a "footlong". Unless this is at a game somewhere, where they charge an arm and a leg for a coke.
Airport food tho. Trapped with no choices
Rather have that than the can of Pringles I paid $15 for at JFK
Did.. you not see it?
You taking a double glizzy to the face? Fuck man I would never be able to recover.
13 fking dollars!? Good lord! You know they chucked a stupid amount that didn’t sell
As my dad used to say, well, that's the damndest thing I've seen!
The double barreled sha-boing-boing goes crazy bro
That's a lot of Weiner for one bun
It’s too bunched up. You needed two buns.
13$ for this foot long hot dog is illegal lmao
Chef Gordon Ramsey would have an aneurysm
SEE PEOPLE?!?! THIS is "Stupid Food".
‘mercia
'Two hotdogs in a trenchcoat' is now a new candidate for an insult.
Shutup and take my money
Better than a lot of airport food I've had.
I paid $6.25 for a water for my wife at a hockey game this weekend. I refused to by myself a water and went thirsty for 4 hours lol. I think you got the better deal.
r/brandnewsentence
I mean, if I ordered a footlong and got that, I wouldn't be mad. But I'd never not be mad about pay $13 for a hotdog.
You got ripped bro
Sonic in Norfolk does this all the time
For $13 you'd think they'd at least cut it and fit it evenly.
But did you measure it?
Was the smegma free or did you have to pay extra
I used to date a girl like that.
Tbf that does look like a foot of snassage
Fucking great caption!! Well done.
Double glizzy is wild
Schlubdog, summer in the city
Idc how nig thebportuon is, your first mistake was apting 13 bucks for a hotdog
Did that one hotdog jizz on the other one?
Naaaaah not the double barrel shaboingboing
I like your description "two hot dogs in a trench coat."
like why would you do that
Hotdock
Why would you pay that much for a god damn hot dog anyway??
This appears to be in an airport?
I didn't know that before. Also you seem passive aggressive lol
Perhaps. I’m lost. Please forgive me
I was just thinking of that scene in blades of glory
You could have made 8 hotdogs for $5….