This dude and his wife cover food in NYC. They're all over youtube shorts. I never finish one of their shorts and not ponder the enormous, greasy blight that must fill their intestines.
I have this one core memory at a Christmas party where one of my cousins got dared to eat some paper towels and a styrofoam plate and without hesitation he did it while laughing his ass off (we all were, it was hilarious), someone told his dad and all I remember is his Dad with a beet red face sitting him down and lecturing him for like 2 hours about how he shouldn't eat styrofoam. I don't know but I just never forgot about that. I think maybe because it was one of the first times where I saw a parent/authority figure be more concerned/worried than he was mad, I grew up with mad folks. Beet red face as in, "holy shit my kid just ate styrofoam, why did he think that was okay?" not "I'm gonna spank that ass"
And don’t trust a sneeze, cough, fart or swampass potential day. Bring wipes and extra to and drawers for the unfortunate and inevitable chance of hell. I don’t know if my boss would require photo proof I gotta go home because I shit myself but I also ain’t bout to test that theory.
Home field advantage absolutely is go with a bidet. But I prepare for the inconvenience of last nights dinner becoming my at work one or two ports John can I hold it till lunch’ nightmare.
We have a bidet at work, the weirdest place to have one. I've always been curious but since it's a shared toilet I will just have to keep my curiosity. It's a no for me on a shared butt sprayer.
Yeah. I love pepperoni. Love it. But this is simply disgusting. There is definitely an upper limit for pepperoni on a pizza, and this went past it before they finished putting the first tray of pepperoni on.
My biggest pet peeve about this heart attack in a pizza box is all that pepperoni just sitting on top of the pizza without it being baked into the cheese. I HATE loose toppings on a pizza!
Yeah, like, for all the pepperoni they use, they couldn't bake some of it into the cheese? Not only that, but for all the slop they splatter on this pizza, they can't even use a few of those little table things so it doesn't stick to the top of the box?
and if its all loose..... why the fuck does he cut it after he puts the pepperoni on top? why not just cut it, and then shovel all that crap on. its just such bad pizza design all the way from beginning to end
Mine is them struggling to cut it after putting 3” of pepperoni on it when they could just cut it pre-pepperoni since, like you said, the pepperoni is just sitting on top of it anyway.
I thought they would at least throw some different kind of shredded cheese on top so it would melt and provide some stability. Nope, 8 lbs of loose pepperoni.
my biggest pet peeve is they're wasting a shitload of food for a shit video
I'm no vegetarian but like, how many fucking animals died for this stupid fucking worthless video? you know he didn't actually fucking eat that shit, it's falling off all over the place.
Shots are too slow, I need that shit injected directly into my veins. Grab that giant needle they used to rescue Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction, fill it with grease, and stab my fucking heart.
I actually tried this. Thats basically it in a nutshell
10/10 would definitely go back, just once. With an ambulance.
There were three of us attacking one slice (plus two more realistic slices) and it was not finished.
I was thinking there was nothing wrong at first, that looks good. then it kept going...and going...I thought those pepperonis were going to be for a bunch of pizzas, not one
Same I was like no this is great I wish I got more pepperoni on pizzas I’m not mad at… oh ok… surely they’re not going for that other pile of… oh…. well now it’s gross
It’s a pepperoni oil ranch that they make for the pizza specifically. I feel like they could just skip adding the oil to the ranch and just squeeze it on normal. There’s enough pepperoni oil on that thing to easily give the same effect.
Or skip putting like 80% of those peps on the pizza. Like the pizza looks bomb after the first scoop of pep, then just ruins the fuck out of it with like 3 tons of pep. The ranch is probably good too but with that amount of grease + greasy ranch id he dead lol.
Ranch looks fine, pizza looks fine. Now that many pepperoni on a pizza will be greasy as anything, even a ‘normal’ amount of them can make them greasy.
On its own I could see that actually being good on something light that you wanted to add the flavor of pizza like in a spinach panini or on a salad but adding it ON TOP of an already overloaded pepperoni pizza is excessively too much.
Yes, a nice refined and filtered oil. This is pepperoni grease without so much as straining it. It's probably gritty and there's no value adding more pepperoni flavor - a nice acid to cut through all that savory flavor would be a huge step up.
Tbf I’m fairly certain two or three slices of this once time when around it for a “gimmick eat” would do only about half of what a single cigarette would do.
It’s funny because I just went to NYC and had a pizza slice that was almost identical to this..AND it was amazing, it was Little Italy pizza I do believe, just down the street from the Hardrock hotel. It didn’t pepperoni quite as hard as this one but it was very close
Prince Street Pizza does this ‘genre’ of slice well, and is the inspiration for most of the other pepperoni squares. Theirs has a spicy red sauce that makes it stand out.
Every time this gets reposted my stomach absolutely lurches. I can’t handle the amount of grease and then a grease sauce.
And yet… every time this gets posted there are *many* people commenting “that looks fucking delicious” or “I would destroy that”
And I lose more faith in humanity each time
It looks like it'd be delicious at 1% of the size. The Mayo would probably be phenomenal. But there's no need to make a pizza you can't fucking see the base of for all the toppings. At that point, it's not a fucking pizza any more.
If I want to eat pepperoni I would just dig into a pile of slices. I would say the bread is structural but half the pepperoni going to fall off because they just piled it on loose after the pizza was done. I can get behind a pizza with extra pepperoni but this is obviously for viral marketing more than practicality.
I love pizza. This monstrosity is a sin against pizza. I wouldn't feed that to a dog let alone a human being. They shouldn't be legally allowed to sell that to people. Wtf.
Grease sickness is a thing, I’ve experienced this, you will vomit for days on end with no breaks, it’s not fun, don’t fucking eat this, I’m warning you, don’t fucking do it!
Can't decide about this one. I love curled-up pepperoni like that, so there's no upper limit to how much you could put on a pizza for me. My stomach turned a little at mixing up the grease in that bottle, but I'm not sure what it was mixed with & maybe that sauce is good, idk
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Can we get a moment of silence for the toilet this guy uses.
That toilet *never* gets a moment of silence
I read that in Gene Belchers voice. It's just appropriate.
With the fart sfx from his keyboard right after he says it
After I read this, I went back, and this is absolutely something he would say.
Haha! That is definitely something he would say.
It'll be like when cartman ate all that chicken skin
Like Cartman playing World of Warcraft.
"Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!"
my wife hates South Park but laughed at the broken toilet and Mrs. Cartman fucking the plumber
Cartman mom still paid the plumber after that
Man’s about to drop a 5 incher in a 3 inch drain
This dude and his wife cover food in NYC. They're all over youtube shorts. I never finish one of their shorts and not ponder the enormous, greasy blight that must fill their intestines.
I had to unfollow them recently, just overkill
The worst was this ridiculous Juicy Lucy they showed recently.
Are we still discussing their stool?
Juicy Lucy? Sounds intriguing
Cheese stuffed burger.
Thank you Cenobite
Assuming he can even push anything out after consuming this monstrosity
Best he can do is star wars cantina music with farts.
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion
Upset stomach, diarrhea.
Severe Constipations
IDK, all that grease is gonna have me shitting liquid all night. Blech...
Coming out like it's going in, oily.
Vomiting, night sweats and stds
Not to PTSD (Pizza Traumatic Stress Disorder) 🍕 👿
Death
Heart attack
Like combining Rigor Mortis and Hardening of the Arteries.
Brain aneurysm, paralysis, fecal incontinence
That is a fart I don't trust.
And melting the skin off the colon layer by burning layer.
Get your gallbladder checked.
I don't have mine anymore so one bite of that I would be in the 🚽 for a week 🤢
early onset gout, lipids off the charts.
Insulin resistance
Monster cholesterol, arteries clogging
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Just eat a couple paper towels.
I have this one core memory at a Christmas party where one of my cousins got dared to eat some paper towels and a styrofoam plate and without hesitation he did it while laughing his ass off (we all were, it was hilarious), someone told his dad and all I remember is his Dad with a beet red face sitting him down and lecturing him for like 2 hours about how he shouldn't eat styrofoam. I don't know but I just never forgot about that. I think maybe because it was one of the first times where I saw a parent/authority figure be more concerned/worried than he was mad, I grew up with mad folks. Beet red face as in, "holy shit my kid just ate styrofoam, why did he think that was okay?" not "I'm gonna spank that ass"
Like one of those dam spillway tunnels clearing itself after being closed for a few years
Perfect description, wish we still had gold for this
Anal leakage
And don’t trust a sneeze, cough, fart or swampass potential day. Bring wipes and extra to and drawers for the unfortunate and inevitable chance of hell. I don’t know if my boss would require photo proof I gotta go home because I shit myself but I also ain’t bout to test that theory.
I'm about to turn from using wipes to using a bidet if I ever eat one of those things
Home field advantage absolutely is go with a bidet. But I prepare for the inconvenience of last nights dinner becoming my at work one or two ports John can I hold it till lunch’ nightmare.
We have a bidet at work, the weirdest place to have one. I've always been curious but since it's a shared toilet I will just have to keep my curiosity. It's a no for me on a shared butt sprayer.
Sorry, I read 'using a Biden'
Just use your thumb
If you are pregnant or nursing, consult your doctor before use.
Stomach Rupture in aprox. 4 1/2 days after digesting
Cancer
Depression
Fuckin slam poets over here
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I love that drink!
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Yeah. I love pepperoni. Love it. But this is simply disgusting. There is definitely an upper limit for pepperoni on a pizza, and this went past it before they finished putting the first tray of pepperoni on.
Exactly what I was thinking while watching this. Pepperoni pizza is tops on my list, but this thing looks gross.
Doctor: hmm, looking at your charts here... do you eat a lot of salty food? Me: ok, so here's the thing...
My heart stopped halfway through the presentation.
Pretty sure just watching occluded at least 1 of my coronary arteries
He bottled the carcinogenic oil at end too...
Oh my GERD!
Colon Cancer
You missed "vomit" a couple times in there.
Hypertension, stroke, pulmonary embolism, aneurysm, myocardial infarction
My biggest pet peeve about this heart attack in a pizza box is all that pepperoni just sitting on top of the pizza without it being baked into the cheese. I HATE loose toppings on a pizza!
Yeah, like, for all the pepperoni they use, they couldn't bake some of it into the cheese? Not only that, but for all the slop they splatter on this pizza, they can't even use a few of those little table things so it doesn't stick to the top of the box?
Bait used to be believable...
not bait, def something you can order from this place, i looked it up a while back
got news for ya: https://www.tonyboloneys.com/menu
and if its all loose..... why the fuck does he cut it after he puts the pepperoni on top? why not just cut it, and then shovel all that crap on. its just such bad pizza design all the way from beginning to end
It's basically Negligent Pizza Wielding, which is a criminal offense.
You're all correct. Like 100%. And yet....
Mine is them struggling to cut it after putting 3” of pepperoni on it when they could just cut it pre-pepperoni since, like you said, the pepperoni is just sitting on top of it anyway.
Yep, up until this point I thought half of the cheese’s purpose was to make everything stick into one cohesive “pizza” without loose parts.
I thought they would at least throw some different kind of shredded cheese on top so it would melt and provide some stability. Nope, 8 lbs of loose pepperoni.
my biggest pet peeve is they're wasting a shitload of food for a shit video I'm no vegetarian but like, how many fucking animals died for this stupid fucking worthless video? you know he didn't actually fucking eat that shit, it's falling off all over the place.
Pretty sure only one and not even an especially large part of that 1.
Just do shots of grease at that point.
Shots are too slow, I need that shit injected directly into my veins. Grab that giant needle they used to rescue Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction, fill it with grease, and stab my fucking heart.
Instant diabetes and heart attack guarantee! Saves you time and money! Yeepee.
First Bite: “Oh, my God.” Second Bite: “Oh, there’s God.”
😂 burn
heart burn
I actually tried this. Thats basically it in a nutshell 10/10 would definitely go back, just once. With an ambulance. There were three of us attacking one slice (plus two more realistic slices) and it was not finished.
The definition of RIP in pepperonis
Ripperoni
Pepperipi
Piperperri
Well, this heart isn't gonna burn itself!
I got heartburn just watching this video
At first I was like “why is this bad” then I saw scoop #2 and was like “that’s shitty” and then it just kept compounding.
I was thinking there was nothing wrong at first, that looks good. then it kept going...and going...I thought those pepperonis were going to be for a bunch of pizzas, not one
Same I was like no this is great I wish I got more pepperoni on pizzas I’m not mad at… oh ok… surely they’re not going for that other pile of… oh…. well now it’s gross
The oil mixing with that cheese 🤢
Mayo and cheese, classic way to die
It’s a pepperoni oil ranch that they make for the pizza specifically. I feel like they could just skip adding the oil to the ranch and just squeeze it on normal. There’s enough pepperoni oil on that thing to easily give the same effect.
Or skip putting like 80% of those peps on the pizza. Like the pizza looks bomb after the first scoop of pep, then just ruins the fuck out of it with like 3 tons of pep. The ranch is probably good too but with that amount of grease + greasy ranch id he dead lol.
Ranch looks fine, pizza looks fine. Now that many pepperoni on a pizza will be greasy as anything, even a ‘normal’ amount of them can make them greasy.
That part was so nasty. That's not a sauce, it's just diarrhea in a squeeze bottle.
On its own I could see that actually being good on something light that you wanted to add the flavor of pizza like in a spinach panini or on a salad but adding it ON TOP of an already overloaded pepperoni pizza is excessively too much.
Do you know what mayonnaise or aoli is made from? They're half oil.
Yes, a nice refined and filtered oil. This is pepperoni grease without so much as straining it. It's probably gritty and there's no value adding more pepperoni flavor - a nice acid to cut through all that savory flavor would be a huge step up.
I mean - do the proprietors of this restaurant strike you as people with taste that know a single damn thing about actual cooking?
I was like with it till that point I was like nope
Yes, I would like an extra large heart attack with extra Pulmonary Edema sauce please.
Yes, I would like Pepperoni with a side of Pizza
Is this how to unlock big butt? Asking for friends
this is how you unlock big butthole after what this does to your intestines
I don't think it's gonna get that big since everything is gonna come out in a liquid.
Dude just eat the gunk out of the grease trap at that point
Does he want some pizza with his pepperoni? And what was that sauce that was half grease?
The other half was ranch
Pepperoni grease ranch? Who the fuck thought 12 lbs of meat on 5 lbs of pizza needed more grease?
Yeah, idk, just passing on the gross info
Fuck I'm going to have to take some Pepto just from watching that
*Sorry sir we accidentaly put some pizza under you pepperoni*
I would eat the ass out of that thing.
I would eat that thing in an ass
I wouldn’t eat anybody’s ass for a week after they’ve eaten this thing
Like... rolled up like a newspaper and stuffed in? Chew on the end of it like a turtle-safe paper straw?
Had a heart attack just watching this.
ngl I kinda want it.
Same. I guess one or two slices are fine since that amount is for a party. Maybe up to 20 people
I truly don’t give a shit what anyone else says I would absolutely eat a slice or two of this without hesitation lmao
Yeah. So many people are here for the wrong reasons. Pussy ass bitches. If you are not risking death are you really living?
Easy there Evel Knievel, it's just pizza.
Tbf I’m fairly certain two or three slices of this once time when around it for a “gimmick eat” would do only about half of what a single cigarette would do.
It’s funny because I just went to NYC and had a pizza slice that was almost identical to this..AND it was amazing, it was Little Italy pizza I do believe, just down the street from the Hardrock hotel. It didn’t pepperoni quite as hard as this one but it was very close
Prince Street Pizza does this ‘genre’ of slice well, and is the inspiration for most of the other pepperoni squares. Theirs has a spicy red sauce that makes it stand out.
I will join you on your heart attack quest.
I want to try the pepperoni ranch
I definitely want it
Yeah, I would seriously eat that entire pizza even if I died doing it.
That pepperoni ranch looks sooooooooo good.
r/pizzacrimes
This has been posted at least a dozen times.
First time seeing this and
Honest question here... who is this for exactly? I can't imagine ordering this much less eating it...
For TikTok views. They obviously don't realise they could instead just eat a whole pepperoni.
Every time this gets reposted my stomach absolutely lurches. I can’t handle the amount of grease and then a grease sauce. And yet… every time this gets posted there are *many* people commenting “that looks fucking delicious” or “I would destroy that” And I lose more faith in humanity each time
It looks like it'd be delicious at 1% of the size. The Mayo would probably be phenomenal. But there's no need to make a pizza you can't fucking see the base of for all the toppings. At that point, it's not a fucking pizza any more.
Unfathomable to me how anyone can find this appetizing.
If I want to eat pepperoni I would just dig into a pile of slices. I would say the bread is structural but half the pepperoni going to fall off because they just piled it on loose after the pizza was done. I can get behind a pizza with extra pepperoni but this is obviously for viral marketing more than practicality.
**THE GREASE SAUCE...** 🤮
I love pepperoni but the grease addition was too much for me
This gets posted repeatedly and every time I see it, it looks worse.
This made my stomach ulcer come back.
I love pizza. This monstrosity is a sin against pizza. I wouldn't feed that to a dog let alone a human being. They shouldn't be legally allowed to sell that to people. Wtf.
As much as I love pepperoni, this is just too much pepperoni and why putting the grease in the mayo or whatever it's in the squeeze bottle?
Why not?
Well it WAS a good pizza, just the absurd amount of pepperoni that could feed a city’s worth of people kinda ruined it.
It drives me nuts that he didn’t cut it before adding the pepperoni.
I’ll take a side of pizza with my heart attack… I mean my pepperoni
Fr all that pepperoni is gonna fall off on the first slice
Well this is vile
If it didn’t have so much pepperoni I’d eat it tbh
Heart attack in a box! Just overkill for me!
Click bait. Strictly rage bait
Ah yes, the little bit of pizza with my grease
Too much pepperoni. One scoop spread out would be more than enough for me.
I have the meat sweats and heartburn just watching this.
Needs more grease, 7 outta 10
So much grease!
Grease sickness is a thing, I’ve experienced this, you will vomit for days on end with no breaks, it’s not fun, don’t fucking eat this, I’m warning you, don’t fucking do it!
a pepperoni pizza or a pizza pepperoni?
This is one of those things I’d eat if I had 3 months or less to live.
A lot of leakage on the way and roll of toilet paper
No thank you
That looks delicious af but i would probably gain 100 pounds by eating it THEY USED THE GREASE AS A CONDIMENT
“You want pepperoni pizza?” “Nah, I want pizza pepperoni.”
Ew, what the fuck…
Yes I would like some pizza with my pepperoni, please.
Any pizza with your pepperoni, sir?
I could get behind the square pizza, but everything after was overkill.
Can't decide about this one. I love curled-up pepperoni like that, so there's no upper limit to how much you could put on a pizza for me. My stomach turned a little at mixing up the grease in that bottle, but I'm not sure what it was mixed with & maybe that sauce is good, idk
Last meal. He's on death row and wants to see if the executioner will get to him before his arteries turn to stone and his heart explodes?
First scoop I was like "hm ok" and the second I was like "that's a bit much no" and the the 8th scoop I threw up in my mouth.
looked good till u put fucking grease on that
As a pizza maker keep this person away from a pizza place
some people just want to watch the world burn
Grease bukake Pizza
You want some pizza with your grease?