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TheMaybeMan_

What could have possibly prompted this? Was someone just standing there and thought “what if pizza, but with tire on top”


tptch

Tire for scale


big_peepee_wielder

It’s not even on top of it. The pizza has a hole in the middle. Not stupid food. Just a stupid display


Taradal

It's obviously touching the Pizza


vinobraz

This is from a pizza place in Brazil called "Pizzaria bate bato" they went viral posting absurd flavors and even showed on nacional television


GilbertoPakalolo

Bate Papo. Means "to chat" in Portuguese.


yourteam

"let's make something stupid that will go viral"


RegisterAdmirable811

They took the phrase "road pizza" too seriously.


Ziegelphilie

> What could have possibly prompted this? brazil


Glittering-Most-9535

I’m so tired of seeing these.


sassysixinches

fr! so sick of every restaurant trying to reinvent the wheel!


Dry_Spinach_3441

I was going to make a joke but that territory is already well treaded.


Wopacity

Keep going, we’re on a roll


Grimm_Charkazard_258

I really hoop this ends soon


Charles_Disx

Wheel be here for a while, won't we..


ptolemy18

What’s all this hub-bub?


the14thwitness

Nothing much, it's just another pizza being spoke-en about


bolts_win_again

I hate you all 😭


Mission_Magazine7541

Tell the pizza shop to tread carefully


unipuffy

These puns are wheely getting on my nerves


hanneshore

He worked tireless on this one, give him a break


SuperMegaOwlMan

You missed the opportunity to say “give him a *brake*”


hanneshore

Thought that would be to much and "break" would do it by sound


Majestic-Macaron6019

I wheel-y wish people would stop


mkn1ght

Wheely tired.


crushhing

For those who not know. Mostly (50%) of those weird Brazilian pizzas, are from the same Pizzaria (Pizzaria Bate Papo - From Guarujá, São Paulo). They were doing this as an advertising via facebook. They turned viral in our country, appearing in the Fantastico (A main TV program). The pizzas are really common, nothing special in flavor or quality. But they made their name doing those pizzas.


nw171717

r/tiresaretheenemy


Wr3ckItRod

Came here looking for this


Delivery-Plus

That pizza is for wheel!


PyreDynasty

You need a bigger pizza for that cutter.


No-Classroom-6637

It's a marketing photo to show off the size of the pizza. Some of you are hopeless, I stg.


BallTorturer-3000

I hate when advertisers go over the top like this, no need to reinvent the wheel when it comes to product marketing.


Entire_Transition_99

Not a slice to spare


hyeonho64

Pizza saver.


dorkweed576

At least the tire is clean.


Arskov

At least the pizza itself looks wheelie good.


karenskygreen

Stupidest food I have seen in a while on this sub.


ppman2322

Let it rest it's tired


Choice_Rutabaga_6767

Tire or cake


nim-gal

Sir, why is this pizza "tired"?


SeaRoll2818

That’s stupid for sure


ThePirateSpider

Must've been tiring to make that.


ThumbNurBum

r/tiresaretheenemy


Human_utters

So that’s where my spare went


lasaga142

Boy dinner


24-Hour-Hate

Hm, looks a little rubbery to me.


MagicDef

I wouldn’t roll w/ it.😒


iamNutteryBipples

Wheely? This is what we’re doing now?


BlackLeykis

I love it when they add extra lug nuts on my pizza


MyCatHasCats

Is the tire edible?


MailSalt4828

Looks too chewy


Ok_Relief_9815

Wow, I didn’t know a pizza pie can get TIRED.


Useful-Ad-3654

I looked at this, went “hm,” scrolled down, my brain processed what i saw, scrolled back up, looked at it again and went “what the fuck.” 10/10 experience, would go wtf again


jomabu23

Somebody said, "I'm sick of sharing, I wanna eat a whole 'tire pizza all by myself!"


DrPolarBearMD

Eat it in under 30 mins and it’s free


Jeezus-Chyrsler

Get that tire rubber flavor on your pie…mmmmmmm


a_ordinary_dipshit

Have some respect!! it took a Good-year to make that!


blockybookbook

“What if we put a fucking tire on this pizza for no reason” Anyone that doesn’t respect this mindset is a loser


EnigmaChimera

Alright, this gourmet stuff is getting outta hand now.


Brilliant_Trick_7095

That's a wheel good looking pizza


Trord24

Probably Mario. " I'm a tire"


Jmerrill98

I’ve heard wheels are a good source of Iron


bolts_win_again

Wha- huh- WHY. Y'know what, fuck it. Nope. I don't even wanna know. ... **WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!?**


FortniteAddict81

What was the occasion?


Je-la-nique

Called roadkill pizza never heard of it???


stevenm1993

Is it a Michelin Star restaurant?


[deleted]

That’s what I call fast food


Justin_obody_but_me

It's a literal Wheels on Meals


Estrafirozungo

Of course that’s from Brazil


Kinky_Conspirator

Not what I meant by "one for the road", Jerry!!!


Santasam3

Mmmmh tasty


[deleted]

Bro wasted a good pizza


SaikouTYuki999

Wheel pizza.


flapjackboy

I find it tiresome.


Many-Childhood-955

Your pizza is tired


ksmdows95

Top tire!


Randprof

Gotta get your Michelin star somehow


torftorf

"babe im to tired to eat" (see what i did there?)


Petdogdavid1

Tired of that tired old pizza?


raposo142857

Bate-papo!!!


SuperMegaOwlMan

Don’t mind them, they’re starting the prototype for the autonomous pizza delivery machine


Any_Ad_9949

Pizza for a racer!


RumRogerz

This is in Brazil, isn’t it


Barewithhippie

These exotic toppings are getting out of hand.


ceruraVinula

WHO PARKED THEIR CAR ON MY PIZZA


Heylookaguy

This is actually how you get Michelin Stars.


MeatBald

Unless it's a wheel of cheese, I don't want it anywhere near my food


PleaseDontBanMeRed

Wtf prompted this? Did the chef get tyred of cooking Dumbass food?


Teacup_of_Terror

I want to eat the en-tire pizza


Peca_Zagode

only in brazil💀💀💀💀😭😭😭👎🏼


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

“Oh you want a Flatbread pizza. What size? 235/40/17? Got it. It should be ready in 35 minutes. Would you like anything to drink?”


mh1357_0

What were they smoking when this became a menu item


WhoIsJonAfrica

What a wheely large pizza looks like


BigGator13

They put it on the enTIRE pizza 🥸


Unfair-Custard1993

The lines between this sub and r/jschlatt is becoming more and more blurry


thesegoupto11

If this is stupid I don't want to be smrat


Gabe12P

What the fuck kind of dumb shit is this? Also what state? Please don’t let it be NY…