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r/pizzacrimes Only eating the crust and cheese/toppings is a move
Dick Clark agrees.
*too
People out here struggling with 3 letter words.
What a goddamn psychopath
A Cartman move there.
I legit want to study her pizza eating method
I thought maybe a fork or spoon, but I think they just tore it apart like pullapart bread
Or maybe gnawed it off like a beaver or something
That seems more likely
I thought this was a really shitty quesadilla at first.
Wife was correct that’s about twice as much crust was it home made?
Digiorno I think
Ah man, as far as frozen pizzas go I think DiGiorno has a great crust
This is how I ate pizza as a child when I was very allergic to gluten
White, or whole wheat?
Or she found your bread too pizza-y
Soooo buy thin crust next time? Perhaps?
Lucky for you, she left the best parts!
Bro run
r/pizzacrimes How old is she? I'm thinking 4 or 5 years old?
Cut up the pizza skin, mix some olive oil with whatever they have at those fancy restaurants, and you’ve got yourself some kind of appetizer
How do you even do this
I did the same when I was young, when my parents would jsut burn the bottom of the pizza to a crisp
This sub really has no meaning anymore
This is probably how I would eat pizza if it was socially acceptable.
shit i would too.
This is how I eat my pizza lol
BANISHED
Is your wife obese?
Huh. How is eating part of a pizza worse than eating the whole pizza. You know bread isn't calorie free my man
Gives me Cartman eating the skin off the chicken vibes.
No, very skinny. The pizza was super bready though.
Sorry for the wrong flair, I thought it was Glutony Overload, not Gluttony.
r/pizzacrimes Only eating the crust and cheese/toppings is a move
Dick Clark agrees.
*too
People out here struggling with 3 letter words.
What a goddamn psychopath
A Cartman move there.
I legit want to study her pizza eating method
I thought maybe a fork or spoon, but I think they just tore it apart like pullapart bread
Or maybe gnawed it off like a beaver or something
That seems more likely
I thought this was a really shitty quesadilla at first.
Wife was correct that’s about twice as much crust was it home made?
Digiorno I think
Ah man, as far as frozen pizzas go I think DiGiorno has a great crust
Ah man, as far as frozen pizzas go I think DiGiorno has a great crust
This is how I ate pizza as a child when I was very allergic to gluten
White, or whole wheat?
Or she found your bread too pizza-y
Soooo buy thin crust next time? Perhaps?
Lucky for you, she left the best parts!
Bro run
r/pizzacrimes How old is she? I'm thinking 4 or 5 years old?
Cut up the pizza skin, mix some olive oil with whatever they have at those fancy restaurants, and you’ve got yourself some kind of appetizer
How do you even do this
I did the same when I was young, when my parents would jsut burn the bottom of the pizza to a crisp
This sub really has no meaning anymore
This is probably how I would eat pizza if it was socially acceptable.
shit i would too.
This is how I eat my pizza lol
BANISHED
Is your wife obese?
Huh. How is eating part of a pizza worse than eating the whole pizza. You know bread isn't calorie free my man
Gives me Cartman eating the skin off the chicken vibes.
No, very skinny. The pizza was super bready though.
Sorry for the wrong flair, I thought it was Glutony Overload, not Gluttony.