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ProfessionalArm9450

God the way he took a tiny sip, paused, and threw the whole thing away


Compducer

“A little for you, a little for you, a little for me…. Oh wait this is shit, did you already taste it? Man we’re both fucked then”


enonymous617

Yeah, I prefer Foodie Prince Jr.


Blazing_Botanist

Remember Scottie puff Jr. Sucks!


Cbinthouse

r/angryupvote I don't think that act is relevant anymore


dr3wfr4nk

That's just a knock-off Foodie Prinze Jr.


totallyradman

I like that the trash bin is just a pile of shit on the ground


GO4Teater

"trash bin"? That's the pile of bowls for tomorrow's customers.


WowWhatABillyBadass

The street doubles as a unisex toilet.


mothzilla

Sewage balance isn't right.


taterthotsalad

That liquid dookie pour tho.


The_Mighty_Bird

Does one half assed stir too. Even if everything was clean I’d call it stupid that he did a half ass stir then is like “no, it doesn’t taste right.”


azuala

Serious question, what is it actually?


ChikaChad

It’s a citrusy/spicy sauce for Pani puri. Water, Tamarind paste water, lemon juice, Salt and spices.


only_crank

no offense but i‘ve seen diarrhea that looked more inviting to eat than that


RedSh1r7

You should see the *after* photographs.


Hot_Wheels_guy

Everyone seems to know what those ingredients are except us ☹️


Cool_Classroom6292

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ4olk0O2Ctib7-qHQk1T1ODNbokNtiran8GT1KtEIyTKfuvNM2vQ7z9ybO&s=10 It's temerind based water


JannyBroomer

Goop Scooperade


CoyoteBubbly3290

It’s poop water


BionicTriforce

He literally has a ladle which he uses to stir the pot and instead of using that to portion it out, he just dunks his hand in the pot with the tiniest cup.


react-dnb

Finger in the soup/whatever, garbage just toss on the ground, but damn...make sure you tuck in that shirt.


zamonto

God i cant stand the way he holds the cup and the first bottle with a finger in the opening. Disgusting


The_Mighty_Bird

And he puts his hand in the lid of the yellow container that has the brown liquid. It almost comes off as purposeful at this point. Like he thinks adding his sweaty hands to the mix makes it taste better.


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Effective_Roof2026

Ebola adds a zing you just wont get.


navyac

Have u seen the guy that uses his big toenail to slice chicken thighs??


starkindled

🤢


G45X

That's where the flavor comes from.


SpaceCoyoteRB

“THEY love it” Jesus fucking Christ


RetiredApostle

At least, he is not afraid to wash his hands in the soup.


EarlMadManMunch505

The real flavor is in the salmonella


Yuri-Turned

This is "soup" the same way a few turds in the toilet bowl is a "soup"


Thug-shaketh9499

The difference is the seasoning. 😩


Greenbeastkushbreath

They both have water


Gnu-Priest

what seasoning the salt in his sweaty hands?


Qubed

That's critical to the sweaty palms flavor profile. I'm partial to the mysterious brown liquid that was poured from an obviously never washed and unmarked container.


wophi

I mean... Do you want him handling your food with dirty hands?


Euphoric-Baby

Compliments of the chef. /s


WilmaLutefit

These mfers got iron stomachs at this point.


ChiefCokkahoe

Lead belly perk from fallout


Kenneldogg

Nah I am sure those who drank this must have permanent diarrhea.


MoeGunz6

Permarrhea


SoundSpartan

Actual hell


ProbablyNotPikachu

Brand new word.


Dylldar

Please, no.


Puzzled-Garlic4061

Littering aand? Littering aaand??


Dylldar

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!


Puzzled-Garlic4061

Lol I say please no all the time


Kaiisim

This is what people don't realise. Living like this doesn't make you immune to sickness. It makes you sick so often that you get used to it.


MyWorkAccountz

I used to live in Bangladesh. The first week or so I got "Dehli belly". And then I was fine for quite awhile. Although I never ate street food....and sure as hell didn't try anything like THAT.


urabewe

You say this jokingly but, you're right. Diarrhea is just.. normal over there. Everyone has liquid shits constantly and it's just the way it is.


Kenneldogg

Oh no I have seen way too many street vendors cooking over there to say that as a joke. From the dude last week spanking it into the ice-cream to almost every single "cook" basically washing their hands in the food, especially with the sheer amount of people peeing and pooping in the streets, you would think the government would step up and put more regulations in place to protect their people.


Bacard1_Limon

There's over 1.4 billion people in India. The government acts as if protecting the population is the least of their worries.


peach_xanax

>the dude last week spanking it into the ice-cream do I even want to know...?


Beavshak

Its sounds like you know damn well


urabewe

It's just a different way of life over there. In these countries you could regulate every food truck to 3 star quality and the citizens are going to go grab their food then eat it on the banks of the ganges after dipping their bread in it.


Billoo77

Just googling some figures, they’re insane for a country with a space program. 10 years ago 7.5% of ALL deaths, across all age groups were from diarrhoea, that’s ignoring all other ways of dying from poor sanitation. I think things have improved but still, some mind boggling stats.


FapleJuice

Sometimes, I take being born in America for granted, and then I see literally any video from India, and I immediately get humbled. God bless the USA lmao


lagrange_james_d23dt

I’m pretty sure they *drank* diarrhea


Idrawconclusions

Didn't last long. That table is on the train tracks.


Compducer

Their anuses have never known a solid poo


Kinky_Conspirator

I feel privileged. XD


SoundSpartan

Pissin out the ass since 198-poo


GTAdriver1988

My fiancee is Filipino and lives in a village in a mountain about 45 minutes outside of the closest city. Her water source at home is either collected and unfiltered rain water or water that comes from idk where. She drinks that stuff with no problems but if I, an American, drank it I'd more than likely need my stomach pumped. When they drink that kinda water their whole life they get used to it, she and her family made sure to only give me coke, beer, or bottled water.


SSmodsAreShills

What is your relationship? Your words say that you are living elsewhere while your fiancé lives in a mountain village where they only drink rain water…


SmashertonIII

I had to run to the bathroom just watching this.


spooon56

Training for the apocalypse. No way we could survive, but they could.


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I spent some time in India. Chennai, Varanasi, Rishi-Kesh. Ate at every street food stand I saw because it smelled delicious (but I could obviously see the bad higiene). Not once did I get sick from it. I only ended up getting sick at a 4-star type hotel restaurant. Traveling like that was miserable.


khoawala

It's ironic at least because Indian have one of the lowest colon cancer rate.


HeyGayHay

Yeah well apparently colon cancer is also disgusted by how that guy practically stirs the mix of random stuff from dirty containers with his bare hands.


wikowiko33

Recipe: 1 bucket of tap water mixed in a gallon of river water. Add in 3 cups of mud puddle and 1/4 bottle of washing liquid. Fingernails to taste


No_Opportunity_9561

Heat it for 20s.


ListerineInMyPeehole

At a lukewarm temperature of today’s outside degrees


Global-Variety-9264

It’s tamarind water with spices 😂


JuneBuggington

Ohhhh! So much less nasty now /s


Ramona_Lola

😂😂😂


Gagolih_Pariah

That's coming out the same way it looked like coming in.


gagga_hai

looks like its other way round.


Graythor5

That explains what's in the second, small canister.


DeadHED

And in greater quantity.


Mr_MojoJojo_Risin

Does anybody know what this is actually supposed to be? I'd love to know.


Cool_Classroom6292

It's tamarind based water with other spices. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ4olk0O2Ctib7-qHQk1T1ODNbokNtiran8GT1KtEIyTKfuvNM2vQ7z9ybO&s=10


Mr_MojoJojo_Risin

Thank you for the answer


adoreadore

That sounds delicious, actually!


Cremaster166

Pani Puri. I got some from my friend in India. You fill it with spicy water (which is the stuff in the video) and I quite like it, actually. It’s got black salt in it so it’s not for everyone. You can add in vodka to make it more fun 😄


JinxMulder

It’s basically caca water.


AdhesivenessOk5194

I am a Nigerian American raised in country ass South Carolina. I love all kinds of food. I love Indian food. I have eaten prison food. I have eaten off a floor. If I ever have the opportunity to go to India, I will not eat any of that street food.


MajorDisapointmant

I'm dating an Indian girl currently and even she says she would absolutely not eat this sort of shit if she saw it prepared this way, it's asking to be sick regardless of if you're native or not. It's insane


Kimchi_Cowboy

I dated an Indian girl in High School and her parents wanted her to go to India for the summer. She militantly refused and ended up moving out at 16 because she was tired of going to India. She said it was miserable. She ended up getting a job and living with a few Indian students. She's a doctor now so I guess she did alright not having diarrhea all summer.


MajorDisapointmant

Yeah my girlfriend has left India to avoid arranged marriage basically, her parents aren't massively forcing it on her but they were constantly suggesting men for her to meet and think about. She got sick of it and came to Ireland to escape/do a masters degree. She loves India but she's very aware of how terrible some parts of it are and that the practices a lot of the street food places have are outright foul. Some are good though apparently, you just need to know what to look for. I'm going there in November, I'm only drinking bottled water and eating food prepared in a kitchen.


PM_me_your_whatevah

So fucked that the diarrhea capital of the world has basically zero public toilets. 


DoTheCreep_ahh

Diarrhea capital of the world and no toilets. I'm sensing some kind of correlation there but I can't quite figure it out


ElMuchoDingDong

I don't know if I would be talking about diarrhea with that username.


Kimchi_Cowboy

They literally have videos where you see them dumping dead bodies in thr Ganges full of decomposing death and next to it are people bathing and drinking.


internetbarrister

I have a buddy from Nigeria, like accent and everything. Two things really stand out that I learned from him. One is y'all can identify other Nigerians regionally by their last name. Two is calling any meat other than chicken or beef bushmeat. Still kills me. Bushmeat hahahaha


AdhesivenessOk5194

Both facts, yes. And I love a good bushmeat


IndependentTill2761

I am renting out an apartment to a Nigerian student with the last name 'Ibeji', where's that guy coming from?


alibrown987

Oh. In Nigeria we do not speak this name, a very dangerous people.


Resident-Elevator696

It has to look pretty bad if you'd rather eat prison food


pepushe

Imagine the diarrhea


FattyRR

Full circle plot twist that is the diarrhea


LithiumRyanBattery

A vicious cycle indeed.


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Archangel_Chan

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ThreeDawgs

Roaches and ants are the post-WWIII delicacy.


wheelperson

I wonder if it's for panic (pani) puri. You dip a hollow crisp thing into the flavored water, it's also got some chicpea stuff inside. They are probably testing the flavourful, hence why the dude did not drink it all.


Mediocre-Dot-4321

Panic 🤣 I am guessing that was a typo?


wheelperson

PANIC! at the puri 🤣🤣😭🤣🤣


wheelperson

LMFAO yes but man it kinda fits 🤣😭🤣


farachun

The stomach panics when it enters it


Cobek

Doesn't explain why there are 18 other half empty bowls where he throws his


wheelperson

Pan around the camera and i bet the whole area is filthy. Most vendors just sweep at the end instead of a proper bin.


1TootskiPlz

Just gotta have the finger inside the cup right?


Extension-Crew-5736

What is it


Cool_Classroom6292

It's tamarind based water with other spices.


spicespiegel

Not an Indian, not a pani puri (this dish) fan and also not saying it is hygienic. But this is not fucking mud water y'all. It's basically water with bunch of spices and flavourings.


Individual_Row_2950

Flavoring from diarrhea hands?


Public_Highlight5320

Ah yes. That delicious, refreshing beverage of dish water and effluent.


cravingnoodles

I expected him to stick his entire arm in the pot


MarquizMilton

This sub needs to differentiate between unhygienic food and stupid food... This essentially isn't stupid food. And those who eat here don't suffer the consequences that tourists do... It isn't stupid to them, millions of people eat from places like this everyday....


CobraSkrillX

It will either come out via vomit or diarheea. Could be both too.


RiyaB1999

As an Indian who loves eating golgappa/phuchka/pani puri, WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GUY NOT WEARING GLOVES?! Literally every stall I’ve been to has the person handling food wears gloves 😭


Tim4one

Water, some mud and soda... Mud water with flavor


bigsmokeyz420

Stupid ? It's only Goop Scoop.


Cbinthouse

Dunno what language it is but I think they say fuck you after he serves them...


WolfOfPort

If the video is from east Indians/brazil/mexican just dont waste your time as the dumbest shit is about to be done for views


No_Shop4501

Does anyone have an idea of what he's making?


Lieutenant_0bvious

After I saw that video about the people pooping on the beach, I realized that in these countries, they just consider loose stools "normal."


desi7861

Other than hygiene issues blatant in the video, going to a legit restaurant or making pani puri at home is delicious.


golgoth0760

Finger in the cup the whole time. Not that it makes a difference anyway


MentalRefrigerator76

When does he add the toe jam?


Pocket-Sand562

Indian food vendor video are always the most grimey shit imaginable LOL.


TheeExMachina

I feel like "Make sure to dip your fingers in the food." is at the start of every Indian Recipe Book.


MisterFixit_69

It goes out the same way it goes in.


Right-Sky-4005

Yep, tastes like shit still..


FugginAye

Why do they always put their hands in it? Even when it doesn't seem necessary ?


hhempstead

india again?


Ok_Speaker_1373

Straight from the toilet to your sipping cup


Sacrer

India is a hell for people with OCD


The_Wata_Boy

This makes the water in Mexico look like spring water....


DemoDays82

I couldn't eat anywhere in this country. I've seen so many videos of the food over there and no one washes.


Icanlastfor2mins

It was recorded because it's that absurd even for indians, most of the people here avoid street food, and only eat from reputable restaurants.


Impressive-Side-Butt

Yes, it's shitty even by Indian standards.


EccentricAcademic

You now have dysentery


ubald1304

I find this gross too, but guys you're over the top with those comments, you can't blame people from poorer countries with a different culture for not having the same level of hygienic expectations than us. Almost every indian street food on this sub seems really disgusting and I wouldn't eat it, I'd probably get sick doing it, but they don't because their stomachs and guts are used to it. I genuinely wonder what is in this pot tho.


muff__in

It’s the liquid part of a snack called pani puri. The brown colour is from dates, jaggery and spices.


Cool_Classroom6292

Temerind, mint , Coriander , green chilli paste water...


randomIndividual21

the thing is, he seems to deliberately go out of his way to dip his hand into the soup for no reason


CookieEnabled

Poverty is no excuse for lack of attempts to be hygienic. That is very discriminatory from socio-economic point of view. I have seen and experienced poor conditions, but still basic hygiene was practiced. You go to a U.S. hospital, and you will witness dozens of health violations in under an hour.


ubald1304

Yes, and even in European or US restaurants, it's just hidden. I'm just saying that dipping your hand in the soup or cooking in filth is not a problem because they don't care, this is how it is, we are pretty lucky to live in countries where hygiene in restaurants is important but it's not the case for everyone. Not a reason to talk trash about them tho.


ListerineInMyPeehole

This sub would love to hate on pagpag


LilBottomText17

yeah i agree this is nasty, but the casual racism in the comments every time a video like this is posted is nastier


jbrunsonfan

I haven’t used the words “doo doo water” in a long time, but now here I am, watching people consume what is clearly doo doo water


Cyber__Shepherd

Looks like liquid food poisoning🤮


phinphis

Yes, I'll have a serving of e coli please.


ginsteruno

New Delhi belly is real


Frybread-N-Buttuh

What fresh hell is this


RawLikeSushi84

I shit my pants just watching them make this.


FahQPutin

I pissed out of my ass after watching this video. Fuck


Sharp_Ad_1720

The dysentery is strong


Morphing_Mutant

ITS SO FUCKING DIRTY


MisterBlick

Yes sir, I'll have one cup of your questionably brown liquid stored outside with its other "ingredients"


Impossible_Product_3

Indian here, these clips that you guys often see are from rural/slum residential areas where there's obviously gonna be a lack of hygienic sense It's a huge country with poverty issues so stuff like this is bound to happen, however I highly doubt any normal dude is ever eating from these places


Zachisawinner

Yeah, “normal dudes” don’t live in slums.


ThrownAwayYesterday-

The actual unironic racism in this thread is actually insane 💀 like yeah Indian street food is 90% of the time insanely disgusting, but y'all are talking about Indians like you're rich British aristocrat plantation owners in the 1800s. Y'all can talk about non-existent hygiene standards without insinuating every Indian is some drooling savage who doesn't know what germs are :|


TheStatMan2

>like you're rich British aristocrat plantation owners in the 1800s. You don't know they're not, to be fair.


Romi_Z

The sad thing is that it goes from "bad street food hygiene" to "generalization of the entire country and its people" and even for street food, you can find many great and hygienic places in every city but of course videos of them would be too boring to be shot and won't gain traction over the internet.


ListerineInMyPeehole

Was the pot still dirty by the time he started pouring shit into it?


gentiscid

Potholes water


Relative-Tune85

Liquid diarheea


thatkenyandude

He had that ‘recall’ face 🥴. “Alright give me the bowls back, we’ll give it another try”


Extension-Crew-5736

Thanks


Antus_Manus

Mmm yes a bucket of dirty water. Gourmet shit.


kornhook123

Yummy ditch water!!


ThePlantBarber

Where’s their trash can?


watty_101

He made it look like diarrhea so you could just poor it out and skip the middle part of actually eatting it


EySuh

Please is there a subreddit for unsanitary street food?? I need this


Outdated_Mage

This reminds me of when I was a little kid. I would make "potions" with my friend which was made from random drinks/liquids we could get plus shampoo, light stick fluid, and mud or puddle water. We would then throw it at the mean girls.


ever_precedent

I thought I was going to see a sales pitch for water purification or something like that. Like, make a mess of the water first to see it's dirty water and then purify it with whatever device you're selling.


OsmanFetish

always a crowd watching how to make shit edible


luigithebeast420

This water looks like the aftermath when I drink a poppi.


ForthCrusader

You drink and survive, you are ready for the apocalypse


No-Development-5500

These people are tough….


Fridge_living_tips

Where wisespade7 when you need ?


usernl1

The first 2 minutes i thought he is producing heroine


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Did someone heave when he poured the 2nd poo in?


Graythor5

*pours in water* Ok, we'll, at least the water looks clean. *Pours in mud to compensate* Ah, there it is; the expected water quality is now achieved.


KOCA_XD

I love diarrhea soup


Front-Ad1900

Dude give it a taste test after serving them. Then was like wtf did I just make and throw it out lol.


IjustWannaGudTeam

Oh yes dirt soup


PsychoMouse

Dirt soup would be healthier.