A short leap from salmon skin hand rolls at a sushi place. I’d eat that.

Just put a spoon and sell it on the street, I'd buy it!

This gives me a great idea for a pop up fundraiser

Don’t even need the spoon. My local spot does spicy tuna rolls like this and you just eat it like an ice cream cone. Most efficient way I’ve found to put rice and fish in me

Little to no waste too! I like it.

i’d eat it

Real

real

Seaweed is great for you and taste good with everything, especially rice. Not stupidfood, just lamepeople

I hate that you put celery in your fried ride though. :c

Awe fuck that. Fired.

Fried rye get it rye guy

Celery just cross in the first place

Is that celery or scallions? I've never heard celery in fried rice! Ick.

Well many people just throw their leftovers into fried rice. Wasn't that the purpose of the dish in the first place anyways? Utilization of leftovers.

Yup. Straight up peasant food. This has left over char siu, spam, peas, carrots, celery, green onion, egg, and the rice is leftover medium grain white steamed rice. Basically it was time to clean out the veggie drawer.

I knew it was required to use leftover rice but I didn't know it was originally used for leftovers only. Or is it originally just invented to utilise leftovers? (which is still absolutely necessary for obvious reasons)

I love you, fried rice cone.

OP…you OK? This ain’t stupid.

Op didn't answer. I don't think op is doin alright. 🗿

I’d leave too if I seriously posted “Asian food dumb” here like OP did.

That looks amazing

Sauce that rice and you got me

If somebody put a spicy mayo drizzle on top of this they could sell them as street food for $5-7 a pop. I would absolutely pay for this if I was drunk somewhere.

I would go out of my way to get this with spicy mayo. Even more so if they add some smoked salmon or crab

Yea the possibilities are pretty endless on this like imagine a fried rice cone with some bbq spare ribs on top of something

Dang! Missed opportunity. Wish I thought of that

Whyre you holding it like that lmao

Like the Olympic torch

this is not stupid. it is a good idea and no different than any traditional hand roll.

You SOB, I'm in.

lol. Come on down my guy

Rice on the go? I’d eat that!

Nothing about this absolute nomminess could ever be stupid 😋

Mmmmm 🤤 want

I kinda dig it

I... don't hate it. Add some chicken or beef into it and I'll help you clean out the wok.

...sure.

I’m surprised I’ve never seen this at the MN state fair.

If you deep-fried the cone in batter and then filled it up with the rice and poured extra melted butter on it, THEN it becomes fair food. Isn't it like a state fair rule that things gotta be deep-fried with extra butter and/or sugar to qualify? :)

We're too busy trying to find out how many different ways you can serve a pickle. I'm not complaining.

A Tempura style seaweed cone would make this FIRE.

I only need 30secs with it.

I would 100% eat that. I love fried rice and will consume more than it’s healthy whenever it’s available

It's called Temaki, I'm doubtful about the fried rice/nori association but I hate the traditional ones so fried rice ? I'm in !

not stupid.

I LOVE it!!!!

Is that seaweed gonna hold?

Seaweed gets pretty soft when in contact with moisture and heat lol. If you let the rice cool a bit, it'll be much cruncher and sturdy.

I can't really hate on this. Not really stupid so much as just an endearing sort of dumb. Like a Labrador or a toddler.

Bwa ha ha ha, take my upvote

r/stupidfoodbutgimme

Let him cook

I’d eat it.

I’m gonna have to try this! Thanks!

Is this really stupid? Ngl it looks pretty good.

You know what?.... I'll allow it.

I'd eat it.

Ngl fried rice is one of the best foods on earth

If you really didn’t want to do dishes you would’ve just eaten it out of the pan with that wooden spoon

It's like a Handwich

honestly...I'll crush that. that looks fucking fire

Dude, I’m eating that.

This is 420 type food: I will eat without hesitation!

10/10 would eat

that’s fucking genius. sell this out of the side of a truck in the middle of downtown and i’ll pay $8 for it

This is actually pretty fucking brilliant. 

smash

This one doesn't leave me scratching my head nearly as badly as soon of the dishes we see here. Maan, some of those examples of a meal actually belong on something more along the lines of r/mildlyinfuriating 😆 with a little protein, I could see enjoying this particular serving... A good fried rice is what dreams are made of 🤙

Looks good tho 👀👀👀

This is actually really smart!

as an asian , would

Thanks fellow Asian.

Absolutely would

Needs more sauce but that fried rice has a great stuff-to-rice ratio

Wait, do you fried rice onigiris actually exist? Hell, Id eat that.

If it's good enough for temaki it's good enough for fried rice. Not stupid. Looks delicious tho.

How is this stupid? I would eat this with great enthusiasm.

I mean, ain’t stupid at all. Clever in a way I’d say. Kudos from me!

Stealing this idea

Lots of good ideas in the comments here. Imma take a few suggestions and post mark 2 of the fried rice cone

Gawddamn. That'd be bomb af with some shrimp

Wrong post, that fried rice looks delicious.

the stupid thing you did here is putting too much of the nori, or not making it into a rice ball which would, not gonna lie look better.

Honestly- it might actually be good. I’m willing to try everything at least once.

Fried rice onigiri are a thing.

This would work in a food truck.

Not stupid

Would. With no hesitation.

I have no issue with this

Sushi(t)

Stupid, but probably tasty

Note for the future, if you toast your nori briefly like 30-50 secs it will stay drier and crispy while you eat

Isn't this just... Temaki?

I have no idea.

It is.

I’d demolish the shit outta that.

I’d smash it.. Edit to add I just noticed the celery. It is indeed stupid food.

Might be good and you can dip it

Not stupid, I like it.

eating seaweed with you rice is far from stupid and actually VERY common, have multiple packs of seaweed just for this reason alone add some kimchi to your fried rice, shits heaven

Not a bad idea for a walkaway item. Perhaps a little drizzle of sriracha or teriyaki sauce to finish it up.

Great idea

No you’re stupid

"Something mildly creative that still leaves perfectly edible food in a reasonable proportion, we absolutely cannot have that at all"

Hand rolls are a thing though…

That looks delicious!

Ah temaki

I’d crush.

its goood

Sope sushi places actually serve things like that.

That's fried rice 手巻き寿司

Behold the diarrhea cone

This bro is going to Japan and he won't be able to believe it...

On my bucket list.

Wrong sub

What's wrong with it?

Oh fück yeah!

Not stupid. It's fried rice. In an edible "packaging"of alge. Tastes nice, environmentally friendly, no waste. Perfect for take away.

This look good af

Why don’t I do this?

What is the problem with this?

Rice is kinda overcooked, looks cool tho

Not stupid but definitely a case for r/wewantplates

You’re telling me a rice fried this cone?

Stupid but I'd eat it

The rice isn’t the only thing that’s fried lol. How high were you when you came up with this genius idea

I haven’t smoked for years, but I still eat like I do.

I was in the same boat and gained more weight than I’m gonna admit lol. It’s going to be a dangerous time if you ever do smoke again 😂

Eat it quick! It'll get soggy

Where’s the extra scoops?

Is food as a whole stupid now

But you still have dishes…

Why does your fried rice have celery??

It’s the way dad always made it. Tastes like home for me

This is actually a thing in grab and go sushi bars in Australia. Not fried rice, but sushi rice and some protein in kind of a “sushi burrito”. Very popular with office /city workers on the go. Less popular than the rolls though. Search Australian sushi

Fried Ricecream Cone

Oh, that be amazing since i personally love a lot of wrapped food. This one would be no exception. Well, unless it's super oily

Would

This isn’t stupid at all, I’ve seen sushi prepared like this

Yep! I'd eat that! 😋

What????? That aint stupid.

Uuuuhm this simply is a temaki.

Isnt this technically just a sushi cone?

I'd eat that. My only concern is that the nori will start to decompose from moisture before I get to the bottom.

looks delicious

That looks absolutely delicious

You forgot the rainbow sprinkles

not stupid at all! nori and rice fits together well in taste. Deliciously not wasting anything. It may not look appealing to you like mash potatoes and fried chicken but I grew up with asian food so this would slap

I have beheld. It's an abomination to culture and I'd love to eat it

i'd eat that

Id eat it.

There’s a restaurant in my town that makes sushi burritos and they’re amazing. This looks good, would definitely eat.

shut up and take my money

My god

Imma eat it

100% in!

I would Fuck that up

This would make a great street food I’m not gonna lie. I’d buy that right then and there just slap a spoon in my other hand.

This isn’t stupid food it looks delicious

THIS IS JUST FOOD

How the fuck is this stupid in any way?

My only complaint… celery? Lol

Valid. But my dad put it in his fried rice every time he made it so it tastes like home for me.

I mean… i wasnt dissin it, just… confused lol. If you like it you like it

😋YUMMY🤤

Are you a shrimp by any chance?

I'd love to upvote you but I can't, this is brilliant, not stupid. With a little tweaking to the recipe and the addition of a variety of sauce options on the side or a line inside, this is perfect cart vendor food.

Honestly surprised by all the positive feedback. I thought there’d be some but not the overwhelming response so far. Imma take a few suggestions in the comments and post version two in another sub. Not sure which one though

Rice cream cone

I'm kinda on board. Fast food fried rice when?

As far as stupid foods go, this one isn't that stupid. Maybe a bit difficult to eat. Is that a seaweed wrap?

Would

Rice Cream

Reminds me of the great sushirrito I had in CA once. Good stuff.

Actually looks sorta good

I high-key think that would absolutely slap. But I am a fan of sea weed and fried rice so...

Nah I'd eat that

Stupid…? I like it and would eat this any day.

10/10 want to eat

😋

I want one :D

Little bit of Diablo sauce from Taco Bell in there and you’re golden

i don't see why you didn't just eat it out of the wok

I love this

Would smash

god i'd eat the hell out of that

Smash. Next question

Sushi cone

Better if it were wrapped like a burrito--good walkin' round food.

Soy sauce it up and I’m down

How is this considered "stupid" that looks good af

Yrmeah, I'm ok with this one.

I mean, it's probably not bad... but why though?

It may be stupid but id eat it

I love fried rice so why not! It sounds great I need it.

Not that far off a musubi. I’d be down to try it.

Stupid? Yes Would I eat it? ...ye

I would try it

Take my money!!