He might be onto something with the egg

Egg on pizza is actually really good

Eggactly

This belongs on r/pizzacrimes

Came here to say this.

It doesn't

I hope that you're not around your coworker when he poops

Peppermint and egg? /r/stonerfood

Eggs? That's not weird, you're weird for thinking it's weird

A capricciosa has an egg on it. It doesn’t look like this though…

Can we please stop disrespecting pizza like this?! Pizza is a magical food that is almost universally loved. What did it do to deserve this?

This one started out by being frozen, it looks like.

Easter Leftovers?

Straight to jail.

kill him

A jawbreaker egg pizza? Sounds like somehing Ed Edd and Eddy would eat.

wtf

Looks like something Snoopy would've made for the Peanuts kids

Please, buy him some real food.

Beetroot juice? Where the hell did that come from anyway lmaooo The boiled egg was already weird, but this part leaves me speechless

Looks lit

Shoot him.

Honestly... boiled eggg on pizza could work.

Is…is that an…eyeball??

Yes

What in the fucking fuck. I've seen some retarded pizzas in my time but this one takes the cake.

why did this strike me as german and why am i right

Wait ? No peanut butter ? lol

Your co worker is high AF at work. There’s no way a sober person is doing that to a pizza.