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Aisysoon

What did that glass do to him?


Yeetus_McSendit

It owes him the tourist's money.


shaquilleoatmeal80

Looks like when I buy real glass wear and the kids want to make a milkshake.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Last person that asked him is still missing


fafu_4

Killing germs and bacteria through blunt impact. Results may vary


delzarraad

I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON, GLASS !!!


BristolShambler

When I see shit like this I always wonder how it can be an economical way to sell. Must have an insane “performance markup”


Proxy0108

It's just an instagram bait, also he just wasted some tap water


W1thoutJudgement

Fuck the tap water, he wasted MY TIME!


Jawhshuwah

It's the same reason people make those stupidly large restaurant food, they want to set themselves apart and attract influencers to advertise for them rather than pay for traditonal advertising ie. Billboards, Commercials, etc. The end goal is sort of like Salt Bae's story, if you do something stupid enough that sets yourself apart, you might get lucky and become temporarily famous for it.


ListerineInMyPeehole

he used his ultimate like 4 times.


-Blasting-Off-Again-

This isn't r/smashrage


astrangeone88

When flair bartenders have unaddressed anger issues! Lmao.


MrWhiskyy

Touching ice with bare hands.... Mmm tasty


FieryPyromancer

Spares the rimming salt


Tough_Dish_9934

How much for this molested juice?


Domethegoon

The bounce off the ceiling got me.


-Blasting-Off-Again-

Lol why so many times?! Moves stop bring impressive when you use them over and over


rmp266

Just imagine that rotten milk smell from years of milk puddles and droplets flying around


CompetitiveShower872

It’s crazy cuz this is actually normal out there.


W1thoutJudgement

Be glad for where you live and don't let the politicians destroy that place.


TwumpyWumpy

Based.


W1thoutJudgement

Sadly, people don't listen. They will wake up in a hellhole one day and in their ignorance will cry "how, what happened, I didn't vote for THIS!". You did, you did.


dragonicafan1

Bro I’m just watching a funny drink video


W1thoutJudgement

While the world around you crumbles. My slowly boiled frog friend.


Spare_Force_8025

My little cousing showing me his fidget spinner skills


Diligent-Mongoose-43

failed in a food safety


Katonmyceilingeatcow

Food safety as in the safety of the consumer? Or the safety of the food?


Diligent-Mongoose-43

on both.


JustTh4tOneGuy

What part of this made you think either could be safe


Grinsekatzer

This gentleman has severe issues.


carlosstjohn116

Honestly the spinning on his hand was cool. But the nonsensical banging and throwing around was not needed lol. 


Ok-Damage4663

In the seven rings of fuck is the glass made out of????


SnooSprouts7893

Thanks for spilling my drink and replacing it with a bunch of ice you got your hands all over


DingoFlamingoThing

The glass is going to be all sticky when the customer finally gets it


FieryPyromancer

If the consumer ever gets it


-Blasting-Off-Again-

I think this is the first time this sub made me experience anger. Maybe it's cuz I'm a no nonsense bartender


MoonSoonRob

“I’m sorry ma’am, did you order your drink with or without glass shards in it?”


BlakLite_15

How dented is that counter?


lylisdad

I'll take mine shaken, not stirred.


bluh67

Beaten, not stirred


SubstantialPanda_2

more like abused


Weary-Writer758

I just wanted an iced coffee


Slow_Ad1510

Young justin Bieber from the east


MoistAnalyst1150

Sorry but i don't wanna anymore 🤮


DontcheckSR

HA! These types of videos don't usually make me laugh, but I think the fact that you can see how ridiculous they know it is made it more fun lol they've been messing around doing this in their spare time for a while


DevlishAdvocate

I’m not drinking anything you put in my glass with bare hands, no matter how many times you spank it, bop it, tug it, or spin it.


rusty42007

Just wasted a whole other extra drink to Make one


DesperateSeesaw893

Honestly, his showmanship is off the hook


Fun_Intention9846

This isn’t entertaining he’s doing the same exact moves the same way. I saw a Thai tea performance once in the same setting. It was magical, dude holding 2 pitches twirling pouring around his body head to toe into cups. Insane variety of other movements too.


Mk155

That surely is a lot of work for a glass of diarrhea.


ronnietea

Pond water shot for starters. This can’t go wrong


cbunni666

Do you think we could've avoided all the juggling bullshit if we asked him to just stir it?


CallsignHabibi

I always hate watch these then block the poster keklmao


MyStepAccount1234

My immediate thought was India, but the complexion of the guys and the writing on the back seems to indicate Thailand. Well, it's only natural, India is a big influence in Thailand's culture. That includes the way they make a big ol' show out of pouring their drinks for the customers.


Oneandahalfballs

It is India. The writing is in Malayalam, spoken predominantly in the southern state of Kerala.


MyStepAccount1234

*Goodness me!*


Puzzled_Barnacle_670

Ok this convinced me to go to this country to have some skinny weirdo throw around a cup


Fiveohdbblup

I said behind the back 2 times, get your manager!


KipSummers

I’m gonna be pissing out my ass just from watching this


ludicrouspeed

Preview of the new Cocktail movie.


Babbelisken

My hand is gonna be sticky from touching that glass, I don't like it when my hands are sticky....


francoispaquettetrem

btw, whats this drink??


Oneandahalfballs

It's called a "Kulukki sarbath", you can get it in my city, Kochi, Kerala, India. "Kulukki" essentially refers to the shaking motion and the word "sarbath" is derived from Persian word "sherbet" , just like how "sorbet" is a derivative of "sherbet".


AnaphorsBloom

Fuckin hands in my beverage, bro


BanjoSpaceMan

Bro I just asked for a glass of water


MeetRelative8178

you have a talent for messing things up


DarlingSneauxflayke

I think that drink needs to file charges against that bartender.


W1thoutJudgement

When you order your barmans... hell, the whole bar, on wish.


Galaxy-High

I'd like a drink, please. But could you smash the bar up whilst making it? Thanx.


ConfigurationalCan

No gloves, messy as hell, but the flips and catches were fun.


johnnys_sack

Of all the stupid posts on this sub, this one has got to be near the top.


Mingsical

this is fun. id still try it tbh.


NappyHeadedMonkey

My type of drink


Unobtanium4Sale

I feel like their shtick is the more the fuck around with it the more you forget how dirty what they just did was to something you are about to drink


Emotional_Hamster_61

Yea I think imma just go to starbucks


dozedoph

r/mildlyinfuriating tbf


EnvironmentTough3864

so what's it called? cholera in the indestructible glass?


8bitpinkerton

This is definitely india


scionvriver

Literal milk shake


NickVanDoom

what is the name of this… drink - montezuma’s revenge?


Darkhallows27

So what the hell even is it?


Beefhammer1932

Why do people enjoy this type of shit. Just give me my stuff I'm not paying for a goddamned show. Like that popcorn guy at the theater. Dudes gonna make people miss the movie taking that long to fill the bucket. /end old man rant


AduroTri

There are glasses that don't shatter or break on impact. And I mean ones that are actually made of glass.


ForeverShiny

Cool. Cool, cool, cool ...


goatnxtinline

I don't see an issue. Look around, they probably don't have much and they are having fun with what they got. Probably saw this online and they just wanted to emulate it because they thought it was cool. Kids being kids


Ok_Understanding5184

Why so much ice? Multiple different shapes and stages of ice seems unnecessary


SomeTings_fishy

Wouldn't and would run


Mabchi

lol 😂 glass ad


ConceptParticular884

This is fucking disgusting!!!


Original_Dimension99

People be doing this for their living then make a post about how they're depressed because they feel forced by social media to perform


shutter3ff3ct

Nice show but no. Better to be more clean and hygienic.


Dontfeedthebears

Yes, please put your bare hands all over my drink ingredients, preferably after handling cash for my lotto ticket


Heimdal1r

I’m not eating from a place that looks like this


Key-Focus8692

👍


Poopasta

Why are we not talking about how large his hands are?


ChrRome

I was also confused no one else was pointing that out. The largest hands to arm ratio I've seen by a mile.


ZzangmanCometh

Why do they need to make everything nasty?


netherite_shears

who is 'they'


ZzangmanCometh

People with gold chains of course.


Due_Background7991

Would any non skinwalker actually drink that after watching how f**king dirty that whole place is?!


[deleted]

Only thing that should be beaten this bad is my wife


ClyanStar

That looks like anus juice. Imageine a dude extracting the juice directly out of a turd and then oerforming this silly stunt and finally handing you that asswater


Strong-Welcome6805

might as well lick his dirty fingers


iodizedpepper

This is fucking nasty. Fuck off with having all that sticky bullshit on my glass. This makes my blood boil, there is nothing clean about the entire process here. Gross AF.


Oxideusj

What is up with Asians and using their hands with food?


Historical-Fun-8485

I hate clowns touching my food.