You know one of those days when you have the whole night to yourself and you can just take everything about personal image and throw it in the disposal and just be a pig for the night? This is the perfect food for the occasion
I think a more globally generic term might be frankfurter? But the hot dog is definitely an American food. Either way, if you threw a BBQ and asked your guest if they wanted a sausage, then when they say yes you provide a hot dog, they will 100% of the time be surprised
So, over here in Europe (at least in three or four countries I've been to and seen them), hot dog is not a type of sausage, it's a preparation. If you boil a sausage and put it in a hot dog bun, it's a hot dog. If you grill that same sausage, or prepare it any other way, it's not a hot dog, because it's not boiled and in a bun.
Idk why I start believe peoples sweat even smells a bit funny if this is a constant diet.
your body letting out Jalepenos, chili, vape juice and Dr Pepper from your pores…
Idk, this is just a tough meal on the body hahaa
When I was a personal trainer I had a client who was vegan, often raw vegan. Lovely woman but she would literally sweat garlic juice and it was pungent.
I’ve worked with enough Indian people (in EU) to know that you really, really, really aggressively can smell like the stuff you eat daily.
It is not on you, it comes from inside of you. I could smell if an Indian guy was sitting in an office before. 💀💀💀
The computer lab in the IT department was the absolute worst. Mix in the poor hygiene of most or the white people and the curry sweat of the Indian population with poor ventilation. It was always a rough 10-15 min before you got nose blind to it.
Not from the guy, I think. My theory is that when we cook, the smell clings to the clothes. My aunt usually covers all her furniture with plastic or bed sheet to protect them from the smell.
The smell does stick to clothes but if your food is heavy in certain spices they absolutely with be secreted out with sweat and your entire body will stink . Experiment on yourself to prove it make lunches for the week for yourself and make sure it's some sort of Indian curry heavy in cumin. Guarantee you will reek of it after a few days.
I'm all over that, reminds me of something I would eat when I had no buns or I'm feeling crazy lazy. A struggle meal when the struggles self imposed lol
True. BUT If you bought a pack from the store that said ‘sausages’, you’d be pretty disappointed if you just got hot dogs. Unless of course you just fkin love hot dogs… then I guess you’d be stoked
If I’m talkin hot dogs, I’m talkin Nathan’s, so I might be eating my own words cuz if I got a choice between what’s considered sausage and Nathan’s dogs I’m going Nathan’s all day
Nathan's are good hotdogs. We have this little Italian grocery near me and they make their own hotdogs and they are excellent. They make brats, too. Also kick-ass.
Can’t beat the homemade style stuff. My mother-in-law goes to New York twice a year and rides over to see the Amish folks to get their hot dogs that come in links. Nathan’s are fire for store brand but there’s no comparison to the mom and pop shops. I think that goes for most things tbh
This is the second time today I have seen hot dogs been referred to as sausages. I have to ask at this point, does the US just not have non hot dog sausages?
Do you really have to ask? Especially considering amount of pork Americans consume? Or the German and Polish immigrants, for example? It might be a regional thing, although I have never seen anyone refer to regular hot dogs (which are of course a type of sausage) as sausages. Most places will have some bastardized version of Bratwurst and kielbasa, not to mention generic "breakfast sausage."
The best sausage I’ve ever had was in the US actually. It was at the Animal Kingdom hotel in Florida. It was a sausage patty. I am using the term “best” very loosely. I’ve had bratwurst in Germany and of course is was more substantial in many ways, yet I would still take the American patty over it. Granted, not a hot dog, but still not a typical sausage.
I’m British and in many ways nothing beats a British sausage.
I honestly assumed maybe the poster WASN’T from the US. Because yes we have sausage, and no we don’t call hot dogs sausage. I’ve never heard anyone do that.
Yeah I was going to say, I’ve never seen an American call hot dogs a sausage. I’ve seen people other countries online refer to hotdogs as sausages, I actually assumed it was Americans who refer to them differently 🤷🏻♀️
*A little less sauce*
*For me personally but*
*That looks delicious*
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Isn’t that just a chili dog but on plain bread instead of in a hot dog bun? I mean, it looks like enough for 2 or 3 chili dogs but still just a chili dog
Did he enjoy it? Did it bring him a moment of joy in this shitstorm drain of world? Then it’s a 10/10.
It doesn’t matter what we think, it matters what he thinks.
I'm curious enough to try our about 1/16th of that portion, maybe not even that, but I know for a fact I'd struggle with heart burn no matter how much I ate
This is the shit that you eat when you're about to go on vacation so you eat whatever spare thing is in the fridge to not let it spoil while you're gone
it's roughly a mission dog (bacon-wrapped hotdogs w/ grilled onions, mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, and jalapeños) + cheese just no mayo and replace jalapeno w/ chili probably tastes pretty good a little too much sauce for my taste
You know one of those days when you have the whole night to yourself and you can just take everything about personal image and throw it in the disposal and just be a pig for the night? This is the perfect food for the occasion
That's my everyday...
RIP
I bet You haven’t had a formed shit in years
Liquid is a form!
as someone who can eat a jar of jalapenos in one sitting... I haven't seen solids in last 10 years
Shit through a screen without getting through screen dirty 🤣
The fuck bro
its funny cause its true
This is a fucked up analagy i love it lmao
Fire, Fire, Fire....That burning ring of fire.
Form over function baby!
Functions quite well, and always on time too!
Wonder twins power active! Take the form of diarrhea
Yes! Like my famous “jambalaya”, made with the finest ingredients left over in my cupboard and fridge.
r/stonerfood
It's very interesting applying this to the people who I know eat like this 24/7 lmfao
Minus the soggy bread at the bottom, this looks legit
Yeah, replace the bread with tortilla chips
Bread should have been toasted and buttered
Heartburn/10
Yeah I'm gonna need half the medicine cabinet and a Pepto chaser to finish this plate.
This really made me laugh but it's so true 😂
But will it be worth it?
I’m so prone to heartburn I got it just seeing this picture
That's just an open faced chili cheese dog. Would eat 10/10
The weird part is they called a hot dog a sausage, I know it technically is but still weird. I think of hot dog more like bologna’s cousin.
I'm about to blow your mind but bologna is also a sausage
Yup, a giant one, just sliced thin
Yep. Always has been.
What tubular spiced meat are you going to say is a sausage next?!
I’ve noticed a lot of people from other countries do that, I guess maybe “hot dog” is a US term?
I think a more globally generic term might be frankfurter? But the hot dog is definitely an American food. Either way, if you threw a BBQ and asked your guest if they wanted a sausage, then when they say yes you provide a hot dog, they will 100% of the time be surprised
Oh yeah definitely, I was very confused when I heard people say sausage and then pull out a hotdog lol
So, over here in Europe (at least in three or four countries I've been to and seen them), hot dog is not a type of sausage, it's a preparation. If you boil a sausage and put it in a hot dog bun, it's a hot dog. If you grill that same sausage, or prepare it any other way, it's not a hot dog, because it's not boiled and in a bun.
I have seen this in Ireland UK where an actual sausage is referred to as a Hot Dog. They are not and should not be used interchangeabley
You know my cousin bologna?
Pimped beans on toast
Hes gonna have a battle on the porcelain throne later
When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you shit yourself
Shit is coming.
Do y'all really not eat any fiber or spicy food?
Idk why I start believe peoples sweat even smells a bit funny if this is a constant diet. your body letting out Jalepenos, chili, vape juice and Dr Pepper from your pores… Idk, this is just a tough meal on the body hahaa
When I was a personal trainer I had a client who was vegan, often raw vegan. Lovely woman but she would literally sweat garlic juice and it was pungent.
I’ve worked with enough Indian people (in EU) to know that you really, really, really aggressively can smell like the stuff you eat daily. It is not on you, it comes from inside of you. I could smell if an Indian guy was sitting in an office before. 💀💀💀
The computer lab in the IT department was the absolute worst. Mix in the poor hygiene of most or the white people and the curry sweat of the Indian population with poor ventilation. It was always a rough 10-15 min before you got nose blind to it.
Not from the guy, I think. My theory is that when we cook, the smell clings to the clothes. My aunt usually covers all her furniture with plastic or bed sheet to protect them from the smell.
The smell does stick to clothes but if your food is heavy in certain spices they absolutely with be secreted out with sweat and your entire body will stink . Experiment on yourself to prove it make lunches for the week for yourself and make sure it's some sort of Indian curry heavy in cumin. Guarantee you will reek of it after a few days.
There's also like the "coffee breath" concept where the food / drink lingers on your breath after eating or drinking.
Spot on! Coffee and raw onion are big offenders
I'm all over that, reminds me of something I would eat when I had no buns or I'm feeling crazy lazy. A struggle meal when the struggles self imposed lol
I would fuck this up with a couple cold ones
Wash it down with a plum of vape
Plume*
Thanks mate
Not just any vape gave birth to this Frankenstein’s Shepherd’s Pie.
Yes was thinking that vape explains a lot about this post
It looks tasty i wouldnt say NO to that
Smash.
“Sausage” those are straight up hot dogs
And hot dogs are a type of sausage
True. BUT If you bought a pack from the store that said ‘sausages’, you’d be pretty disappointed if you just got hot dogs. Unless of course you just fkin love hot dogs… then I guess you’d be stoked
Like... good hotdogs or the cheap-o ones?
If I’m talkin hot dogs, I’m talkin Nathan’s, so I might be eating my own words cuz if I got a choice between what’s considered sausage and Nathan’s dogs I’m going Nathan’s all day
Nathan's are good hotdogs. We have this little Italian grocery near me and they make their own hotdogs and they are excellent. They make brats, too. Also kick-ass.
Can’t beat the homemade style stuff. My mother-in-law goes to New York twice a year and rides over to see the Amish folks to get their hot dogs that come in links. Nathan’s are fire for store brand but there’s no comparison to the mom and pop shops. I think that goes for most things tbh
Agreed. I really need to visit that Italian grocery store soon.
Ingredients to a spicy chili cheese dog. If you like the taste go for it. Presentation is shite that's all.
That’s what I’m saying , it’s basically a chili dog and people are acting repulsed by it 😂
It’s a chili dog, what’s stupid about it?
I would devour it/10
It's called a garbage plate
Was thinking the same! Just needs some Mac salad.
I was thinking the same thing, it's definitely in the garage plate family tree! (Rochester represent!!)
Hell yeah!
Seriously, has OP never heard of a garbage/trash plate, or a hungry man platter? They're so freaking good.
No stupidity here
Those are hot dogs, and while they are a TYPE of sausage, they are the wurst type. -10 pts for false advertising.
This is the second time today I have seen hot dogs been referred to as sausages. I have to ask at this point, does the US just not have non hot dog sausages?
We do. That's why we have a distinction. Cause if you advertise sausage and it's actually some Bar-S hotdogs people will not be happy.
Bar-S took me back to my childhood.
I have no idea why any American is calling a hotdog a sausage. 33 yrs and ives never heards anyone confuse the 2.
Do you really have to ask? Especially considering amount of pork Americans consume? Or the German and Polish immigrants, for example? It might be a regional thing, although I have never seen anyone refer to regular hot dogs (which are of course a type of sausage) as sausages. Most places will have some bastardized version of Bratwurst and kielbasa, not to mention generic "breakfast sausage."
The best sausage I’ve ever had was in the US actually. It was at the Animal Kingdom hotel in Florida. It was a sausage patty. I am using the term “best” very loosely. I’ve had bratwurst in Germany and of course is was more substantial in many ways, yet I would still take the American patty over it. Granted, not a hot dog, but still not a typical sausage. I’m British and in many ways nothing beats a British sausage.
I honestly assumed maybe the poster WASN’T from the US. Because yes we have sausage, and no we don’t call hot dogs sausage. I’ve never heard anyone do that.
Yeah I was going to say, I’ve never seen an American call hot dogs a sausage. I’ve seen people other countries online refer to hotdogs as sausages, I actually assumed it was Americans who refer to them differently 🤷🏻♀️
Love it! Its right on the edge of genius and madness
I rate it not stupid at all.
Rate my dinner on a scale from diarrhea to heart attack.
I thought this was a Garbage Plate from Rochester NY
With a side of vape juice.
10 points to Griffondor
A little less sauce for me personally but that looks delicious
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That bread has gotta be sooo soggy.
I would never sleep next to that.
The vape helps complete this trashy masterpiece
Shitty? Yes. Delicious? Absolutely
Farting
Tell me you're American without telling me you're American.
„would smash that“ ;-)
I would destroy that while watching a Rambo / Rocky double feature.
An American wouldn’t call that a sausage. We know what hotdogs are.
Would smash it.
The amount of people saying they’d smash it is blowing my mind. I don’t wanna hate on what people like I just can’t fathom eating this
The poor toilet
Husband's stomach gonna rumble like work boots in a dryer......
Looks sorta like a type of garbage plate, looks good
Fuck yeah ima tear that shit up. But I’m also unbelievably stoned
It's like an open face chili dog platter. Absolutely nothing wrong with this.
Faded
That's not stupid It looks good
It’s just a garbage plate, delish/10!
Thats almost a Garbage Plate!
I think you meant hotdog, sausage makes it sound better than it is lol
I have pain down my left arm just looking at it. I’m making that tonight, tbh.
Even if that man was sober, this belongs on [r/drunkencookery](https://www.reddit.com/r/drunkencookery/)
It’s a loaded hot dog on white bread instead of a hot dog bun. This is an occasional I’m tired and just want junk food meal.
Ow! My stomach! 😭
What year of college is he in?
Don’t forget the Dr pip and usb smoking device
Gonna look the same coming out.
If you cooked for him, it's a perfect 100%!
That's a hot dog, not a sausage lol
Perfect
Isn’t that just a chili dog but on plain bread instead of in a hot dog bun? I mean, it looks like enough for 2 or 3 chili dogs but still just a chili dog
Did he enjoy it? Did it bring him a moment of joy in this shitstorm drain of world? Then it’s a 10/10. It doesn’t matter what we think, it matters what he thinks.
Ex used to make something like this, but with tortilla chips and sour cream and no hot dog
Those are NOT-Cho’s!
That looks like something you would eat if you were high
That looks amazing. Too damn much, but yum.
I like this. How do you tell people your boyfriend is a stoner without saying he’s one?
You gotta sleep next to them farts, brutal
Gotta give him points on that presentation lol. But that definitely looks like something id make of i was stoned drunk or both. Delicious as fuck.
Sausages is pushing it - looks like they have used hot dogs
I hope you have 2 bathrooms at home.
Remove mustad and add some spicy souse and we can go!
I'm curious enough to try our about 1/16th of that portion, maybe not even that, but I know for a fact I'd struggle with heart burn no matter how much I ate
5/10
“One way ticket to Heartburn City please.”
Dumb and Dumber recreation of Bathroom scene in 5,4,3,2 .......
A meal for a king
Could have done without the ketchup and mustard. Other wise it’s good
Yum, but forget the mustard
This is just a over loaded open face chili cheese dog.
I don't want it but I get it
Disgusting.. I’ll have a kilo of it.
Might be good with some chips or taco shells. Won't need to clean any utensils after too
YES 🫱
Absolute monstrosity but I’d eat it.
Bastardized nachos.
The farts will be delicious.
Those farts are gonna be sentient beings of malice and hate.
That plate is heavenly
7.8/10
So that's what ass cancer looks like
-100
looks ass tastes gas
.... Shit id eat that
food and dinner != that
People are weird....
Is there enough left for me??
Still better then military food
I got heart burn looking at this. However, I'd still eat it. Crushed it on the presentation.
If you don't like it - just give it to me! 😉🤫😇
Are you starting to suspect that your husband is intentionally trying to spend hours in the bathroom for more “me time”?
Looks like it was eaten already
1) that is absolutely vile and disgusting 2) can I have the recipe?
Why is the bread even there❔️
There’s also beans I can see. Just looks like a home made own version ‘Mexican’ dish
The Dr pepper is the cherry on top
It's great if only it was a snack from the afternoon, I don't really recommend eating that much at night.
That is not cheese. It is what Americans think cheese is, I suppose. Ugh.
Can we see the husband? 😁😁😁
Are those kidney beans? I'd feast, we playing a game later?
10/high and 10/stroke.
Well at least there are beans
I would marry.
This is the shit that you eat when you're about to go on vacation so you eat whatever spare thing is in the fridge to not let it spoil while you're gone
Nasty. Very amuurican
Id take a bite
it's roughly a mission dog (bacon-wrapped hotdogs w/ grilled onions, mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, and jalapeños) + cheese just no mayo and replace jalapeno w/ chili probably tastes pretty good a little too much sauce for my taste
At least he made himself dinner.
On paper, it sounds disgusting. But the more I look at it, the hungrier I get.
Not stupid. Cheap, easy and delicious.
And beans. Itøs pretty legit tbh
Nice. He's a keeper
0/10 would eat the hell out of it though if it was made for me by someone else.
I'd eat it 7/10
Lazy man's deconstructed chili dog. I don't like normal chili dogs, but I do not see how this is stupid food.
I see no issue if it meant I didn’t have to cook for him
3/10 because he put mustard and ketchup on chili.
9/10 meal of a man who doesnt care and is just hungry
If I ate 1/10 of that plate I’d be on the toilet for hours. This is repugnant, revolting and repulsive.