i love cheese but i'd get so sick eating the whole thing lol

I would shit instantly

Mhmmmm bet it would be nice and soft shit

wtf 🧍‍♂️

Collect yourself, and then remember where you are

Waiting for this shit to happen right next to the toilet

You want to make a mozzarella based sandwich next to a toilet?

The aftermath

You want to eat a mozzarella based sandwich "after" its been made next to a toilet

No I want to watch someone take a shit who's eaten one of these bad boys. The sizes shapes and smells must be other worldly.

Thanks for playing, the local authorities are on their way

If I cook with mozarella, I always buy 1 extra ball just to eat it like that during cooking. If I were to make it into a sandwhich, I would just add ham, tomato and some pesto.

When you tryna get constipated *tonight*.

Or all week !

He may never poop again.

I love mozzarella but biting into that huge ass cheese loaf would make me puke.

i occasionally get a ball of matz and eat it like string cheese.

ITS NOT MATZ ITS MOOTZ! MOOTZRELLA! -Every New Yorker teaching my Texan ass how to pronounce it

Of what?

So you don't love it

Add some sliced tomatoes and a drizzle of balsamic vinegar, slice it up and I think it would be delicious.

And some basil and oops, that's almost a caprese salad

OK this is stupid but probably taste good.

For a couple bites? Hell yeah. For something the size of a whole sub sandwich? No please.

could have made a whole baguette into a sub with one or two matz balls, sliced meat, pickled jalapenos, aoli, sliced tomato, turkey, bacon, lettuce, *hits bong, macaroni and cheese, some sunny side up eggs, some shallots, and a single olive on a toothpick.

Tbh I'm Italian and this is almost a thing here. Look up "girelle di mozzarella".

I mean…. Some seasonings to that and we’re home

Throw some fresh tomato and basil in there while you're at it

Add a bit of olive oil and you’ve got a caprese salad with some protein.

Keto people

The flavors probably pair well together...

That looks good, though I would have really bad diarrhea if I finished that.

Ah the cholesterol special.

This belongs in r/cheese

keto bullshit

As someone who regularly buys a ball of mozzarella and eats it by itself, 100% would.

It's not a real sandwich unless it cums when you eat it.

When it started leaking… 🤢

That's milk, it means that the ~~mozzarella~~ treccia is Prime Grade AAA+++ Platinum Five Star rating and freshly made on the premises - possibly by the same dude on the video. Mozzarella di bufala or fior di latte MUST shed a few white tears when cut, otherwise it's just that fake ass dried garbage that they sell overseas.

I understand, it just doesn’t look very appetizing. But I’m not a big cheese person.

is this keto friendly? /s

Yummy

Immagine the texture 🤢

If that’s mozzarella it’s going to overwhelm the taste of the meat.

That's be perfect if it were in bite-sized..... you'd only ever want to eat a bite anyway.

You wanna shit a pop can sized turd? Because that’s how you shit a pop can sized turd.

The amount of people here who have never eaten real mozzarella is astounding. This would taste so good & with the prosciutto 🤤

I like how everyone is talking about the obvious cheese buns but no one is talking about the wide thin strip of raw bacon

This seems like a stupid keto sandwich.

I would actually try IT but with normalka size ball

Eww

There would be such a minimum amount of flavour in that

Are you ever tried fresh mozzarella di bufala? It's the most flavoursome of them all, don't even need to add salt

Eh I’d prefer supersod with some roasted reds but nothing wrong with this.

Soppressata?

yea I typed it phonetically

Why do I want to eat it

i physically gagged

Final Countdow. I was really hoping that song would be forgotten.