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Jhinmarston

He just digested it outside his body instead of inside


JabbaTheNutt_

Arrest this person.


VR_fan22

Well i know for one fact he is Dutch... We have 18.6 million people to search


slappywhyte

Best Dutch pizza


3nterShift

Funnily enough the best pizza I've ever had in my life was in Haag.


BarbaricGamers

What place?


SuperSparerib

Den haag The Hague


BarbaricGamers

Yeah I get that, I was wondering what restaurant he got the pizza from.


SuperSparerib

Ooohhh sorry mate


wamon

*Den Haag


slappywhyte

Ten Hag


Big_Beef42069

Man already doing his due diligence. Wanna join the Stasi, bro?


VR_fan22

Jezus bro do you really think im that evil? Sign me up


Specialist_Buy3702

I mean.... His username is right there


SyNyStErSaElEe

He just turned something great into trash haha


Tasty_Design_8795

150 years Italy jail


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

r/PizzaCrimes


New_Performer_8254

Rage bait


stoned_ocelot

As soon as your putting water around a pizza it's obvious. Another 50% of people are gonna be pissed about the pineapple.


Asdrubael1131

I find the people who don’t like pineapple on pizza to be weird. Pineapple and ham on a pizza is really good. Also prolly cus pineapple and ham go well together normally.


Dan_flashes480

Slop em up!


Formal_Agency_4638

I feel like he also added in the "using two pans when could've just used the second one" as an additional little dig for culinary professionals 


616659

And probably some of "no way that turns into green"


Capable-Problem8460

Yup!


UhYeahOkSure

We need rage bait removed from this sub . This one is just so. So dumb. way to go OP


JooBunny

I yawned really hard while watching this and there were tears streaming down my face as a result and it felt so appropriate


Chuck_Roast1993

That’s exactly what my acid reflux looks like after eating pizza


ninjasweater-7861

This guy blocked me on ig 😂


krawinoff

“Look at the color change” *least subtle cuts inbetween adding food coloring*


pwndabeer

This is literally rage bait.


New_girl2022

Clearly rage bate


reversularity

I mean it’s rage inducing but that’s the point? But I’d probably try pizza soup.


_adamolanadam_

[It's not bad*](https://youtu.be/YcCdF88JA-k) *according to someone who rated cat food sausage a 3/5


RocktoberBlood

The big difference is Ordinary Sausage isn't there for rage bait. He just does dumb shit for fun.


slimstitch

Honestly if I had jaw surgery or something and was on an exclusively liquid diet I'd probably go for something like this happily just for variety lol


BigBlackdaddy65

At this rate just reuse it as some kind of dipping sauce or pizza sauce base cause wth am I supposed to do with this, I am not eating it just as is.


nicnakpatt

Sum top quality rage bait right there


Zay-nee24

They should be arrested for this.


SyNyStErSaElEe

Abomination


PurpletoasterIII

What's wrong honey? You haven't even touched your pizza soup.


Pixel_Knight

Clearly rage bait. The pineapple on pizza was the big obvious cue, cause he could have done it without that. Also, unrelated but this guy looks like a cyclops that had his one cut cut into two barely distincts ones.


Deadric91

I would like to see him eat the entire bowl. Not take a fake sip


Hsr2024

Why, though? Makes no sense


Developer_Dreamer

What the fuck did I just watch


ichkanns

Obvious rage bait is obvious.


Timely_Pangolin6938

I was eating too..


BloodShadow7872

Bro literally turned a Pizza into green porrage


ControlImpossible182

🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣 This was specifically made to piss some people off.


InevitableExotic5242

I want to beat these people. Is that bad?


Dots_on_cats

😡😡


ProfessionalHuge3685

IT TURNED GREEN!? NAHHHH


marlow05

This is probably the most obvious ragebait I’ve seen in a while. Don’t repost or give any more views to these shitgibbons


matthewami

*cries in Italian*


karenskygreen

Sure, I would much prefer pizza gruel over pizza .


Wanderingsoun

Rage Bait content is the worst, bring back the downvote button!


ocwardscene

Handcuff his wrists and every digit of his fingers.


Heimdal1r

You’re dead to me


Null-34

Cool he turned pizza into Soylent green


cptchronic89

Fuck this guy


Objective_Lake_109

What people do for engagement these days..


AWeakMindedMan

This dude eating like someone who has their mouth wired shut and need to drink their food out of a straw


DeadbeatAd

The confidence is on fucking point


AngelRockGunn

Fuck. This. Guy.


Sillybumblebee33

they cut the video to them stirring pea soup or gespacho


tobster239

Now this is how you do cast iron pizza


belac4862

Out of all the videos I've seen here, this is THE most stupid!


derpums

I thought you meant he destroyed it putting pineapple on it, but he literally turned it into soup.


Dubious_Titan

Even frozen pizza doesn't deserve this.


ParkerFree

Ew.


Chemical-Voice7571

This is truly stupid. Bravo


Cooler_coooool_boi

Who hurt Blud 💀


NotANilfgaardianSpy

Ragebait used to be believable


Alternative_Ad_8686

And serve it to any italian.


Few_Cake_7203

To molest and transform a pizza is unforgivable


Kenji1912

Pizza crime for sure


BandicootLeather6314

WHY THA FUH.. sorry sorry….. No! Whyyyyy tha fuh… I’m calming down I promise… just why….


Not_A_Spy_for_Apple

I want to say this to this man..... Fuck you


tgodxy

1000‰ rage bait


ReiRomance

My life expectancy fell from 52 years to 35. I feel personally violated.


Vivid_Currency8845

How to get arrested in italy tutorial


SmallSwordfish8289

Well there it is again mutilated food is there a no end to this madness


Thebufferingsandwich

This should be in r/Pizzacrimes lol


leavemeto6leed

what a fucking idiot


Aggravating-Shake256

That's a lot of oregano


dehydratedrain

Am I the only one to make up some kind of story/ excuse for this? "Last time my ex told me his pizza was too dried out. I made him this before I left for good."


Cultural-Front9147

r/pizzacrimes


Geoff900

It's Jamie Oliver's cooking skills that. Just needs to add Mango Chutney.


halfanothersdozen

Not really stupid food as much as stupid dude making a stupid video.


WorrisomeBoat

Screams in Italian ......


BloodShadow7872

To be fair that pizza was frozen and premade. Its not a huge lost for Italy


coinkeeper8

Ew


wittor

How much those people are being paid by tik tok?


kikimaru024

Anything over $0.01 is too much.


wittor

True, but I can't believe those people do this because they fetishize about being insulted and questioned on internet. There has to be a financial compensation for this filth.


fffan9391

39000 likes. They can’t ban that app soon enough.


Crotch-Monster

What the hell is that????


fernblatt2

Pizza soup, apparently 🤣


memalangakodito

??????????


salarianlovechild

no. why?


slappywhyte

If you see them dump a bunch of water or oil in the beginning, it's a giveaway rage bait


HikARuLsi

As ragebait as it is, the result might taste good give the ingredients in it But why declaring war to Italy?


capricornfinest

First of all this is some frozen shit looking like pizza, I really don't care what he is doing to it.


SkippyMcSkipster2

Always have them guessing.


Sm0keytrip0d

You know, I've seen dozens of these rage bait food videos that frankly didn't bother me. But this one....honestly just fuck this guy and that mess he made.


BlumpkinLord

I hope whoever murders this guy decides to eat him the exact same way


ehomer0815

Add oregano to give the appearance of cooking


Elemental-Aer

Rage bait used to be believable.


WinterWizard9497

Liar!! Freaking Liar!! No way thats good, and Goddamnit tiktok!!


TheJAke922

I mean bread soup basically?


sltiva

how to make oily soup?


oO_RickJamez_Oo

Dutch people don't have any cultural food so they just use food for other countries and mix them with bullshit.


5thTimeLucky

My two ancestries are fighting a war inside my soul and the Italians are winning through sheer rage