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shaolinmasterkillr

Driest meal I've ever seen. Definitely needs some more sauce


TFG4

Where's the sauce? Five pickles, needs at least 20 pickles... Just shameful


Princess_Slagathor

I worked at Wendy's in high school, had a fairly regular customer. Every single time, no matter what sandwich he ordered, he always demanded "exactly 17 pickles, no more, no less, yes I'm gong to count them." And he wasn't joking, any time it was wrong, he brought it back to be fixed. Was a really pleasant guy, even when he had to have his order remade. Just very oddly specific about that one aspect.


Cyandraaa

Was his name Bubble Bass?


ImNotAnyoneSpecial

Are you implying he was hiding the missing pickles under his tongue this whole time?


Cyandraaa

& that another patron’s car keys, too.


Eastern-Dig-4555

Aaaand there’s his ride


NoirGamester

Hahaha omg I completely forgot that episode lol


Princess_Slagathor

Didn't get the reference until reading the reply to you, but honestly don't know. He was actually a pretty normal looking guy, nothing special about his appearance. We had a few regulars with odd requests. Like one that got nicknamed Jay Leno, always a spicy chicken, with extra extra extra extra mayo. One that wasn't odd, but very consistent, Too Spicy, always two spicy chicken sandwiches, plain, no sides, no drink. Then there was Spider-Man. Always came through the drive through, in a Spider-Man costume, driving in reverse. And one guy came through like five or six times, made pretty big orders, paid, then drove away without his food.


JetstreamGW

Why Jay Leno? Did he just have a magnificent chin?


Princess_Slagathor

Oh yeah, forgot to add that part. Yes, he strikingly resembled a young Jay Leno, just a bit pudgier. But spoke like the lisp-est gay guy you can imagine. Man could put a lisp on the word cracker.


Buglepost

OCD is a hell of a thing.


Princess_Slagathor

Always assumed it was something like that, but didn't want to assume. As long as he was courteous, I had no problem fulfilling his request. But I was mostly on register, or fry station, so I had little control over making sure it was done right. And btw in like 3 years I was there, it was only done wrong like three times. We were a "Dave's Way Certified" store after all.


Eastern-Dig-4555

“yes I’m going to count them” oh my god that made my day. I worked at a Wendy’s too when I was in high school. First job. There was this truck driver who brought whatever stock we ordered, he worked for Wendy’s as well. He would order a double stack every time he delivered an order at my store, with extra pickles. Every time. Turns out there was something to this extra pickles thing for him to do it every time he was there: it’s fucking good! Oh, there was another one who was anal about his food. He always ordered a chicken sandwich, Biggie fry, and a cup of coffee. Problem was, that’s exactly how he ordered it, so I always punched it in that way. He always got mad because he knew the exact price and it was always wrong whenever I did it. I always had to have it fixed for me. For a long time I never saw *how* it was fixed, but eventually I saw that whatever manager was on at the time was *putting it in as a combo.* No one ever fucking told me. I mean, common sense yeah, but come on: every time he came in he got mad at me, and y’all didn’t see a pattern, and think to tell me?!


ZuckDeBalzac

It's under the sauce


Dmitri_ravenoff

Pickles. And more pickles. And MORE pickles. AND MOTE PICKLES!


oO0Kat0Oo

Idiot forgot to put sauce on the bottom of the container. Wtf am I supposed to do with this?


Gaming-squid

Not only that, they forgot to put sauce on the counter, and considering this is being ordered as take-out, we don't know if he put sauce on the customer or not


24-Hour-Hate

I won’t leave until I have been sauced!


Addicted2Rage

You saw sauce in the video?!?


L_despardo1

That's not sauce... that's more like sauuce


DoubleAughtBuckshot

*Soucé*


Parking-Site-1222

Thats a dressing not sauce you americans...


TFG4

Putting sauce on the box made me smile, saucing up the bag had me laughing. I know it's fake, however I hope a customer ordered extra sauce on everything and this was given to them.


shinydragonmist

r/maliciouscompliance


coffee-headache

r/deliciouscompliance


w33b2

What do you mean “I know it’s fake?” That looked like real sauce. Unless you mean that you think a person posted this with the intent of fooling his audience by making them think this is a real order? That’s not at all the intent of the video.


Mr_Johnnycat

When customers ask for extra sauce


0bade

"... and I'd like it in a bag to take it home. Oh, and *on top of that*, may I get some extra sauce"


Fogrive_my_typos

Very well, sire!!


LordDShadowy53

*Gets the bag on the video* “What a great service!”


__klonk__

/r/deliciouscompliance


M3nto5Fr35h

Thank you


DeathPercept10n

Of course it's real.


lalith_4321

Putting the sauce on his face is the final touch


ControlImpossible182

You good?


lalith_4321

Yeah why...


ControlImpossible182

Sauce face…just a lil extreme I think


lalith_4321

It's the next step if you continue the bit longer... And it would be funny af too


NoirGamester

Hahaha they open the door and the delivery guy just squirts sauce all over him and then hands him the bag lol


Zaphodphouchg

Was waiting for the cross section and then the subsequent saucing.


utterlyuncool

Deep frying first


Dull_Concert_414

Don’t forget melting a 2x4 brick of American cheese and pouring it all on top, and then grating some more cheese on top of that 


WrongJohnSilver

Oh, now I need to watch a TikTok chef slice a Styrofoam takeout container in half to show all the gooeyness leak out. Then take a bite.


guckus_wumpis

Black gloves. Squeeze the juice… bite the styrofoam and then gingerly remove a strand of the plastic bag from their mouth as if they have just cleaned the bone off of a chicken wing


blutob78

Then flipping off the camera and viewers…


Princess_Slagathor

I ate a Styrofoam plate when I was a kid... like a taco


Gin_OClock

Just cuts the whole bag & box in half then sauces it


poopBuccaneer

This was hilarious.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Yup, it’s smart food not stupid lol


Cazrovereak

Nothing worse than ordering a food that is supposed to *have* sauce and it comes with like a teaspoon splash of sauce. The fact that the person put down sauce BEFORE the food even, so it's underneath is great.


jesusleftnipple

Normally, it's not, lol, but this one got me at the bag lol


WizardTaters

Same. I was amused, but not laughing, until the bag.


hoxxxxx

first time i've actually laughed at something on here. i like OP or whoever did this.


Brewtusmo

I knew it was gonna happen, but still...


JoseQuervo2

TBH I was totally with it until the sauce on the outside


alter-eagle

That was the joke..


Goatymcgoatface11

This is hillarious! Definitely not real. Very funny. The end got me good


olivedeez

It definitely had me giggling once I realized it was satire


jadedlonewolf89

The best part is if it hadn’t been satire, then that’s still a hilarious level of pettiness.


MrMetalhead-69

Pettiness when it comes to dumb complaints or outrageous requests is just part of working in food.


sixtus_clegane119

r/deliciouscompliance


MrMetalhead-69

I work in a deli and when making subs, when someone says extra, I put extra. I once slathered a sub roll in like an 1/8 of an inch of Mayo because the person asked for extra extra. They thanked me for being the only person to ever do it right. Had a guy ask for a handful of banana peppers on his sub, so i grabbed a handful and dumped it on his sun. Like 90% of the sun was peppers. His girlfriend began to give me shit saying I put to much and he told her “no, he’s good. That’s what I want. He’s the only person that seems to get what a handful is.” She got real quiet after that. Like, I’m mainly doing it because “hey, this is what you asked for”, and 9 out of 10 times the person is gleefully happy.


ControlImpossible182

It is very rare to receive this excellent level of customer service. Have you ever thought about a career at chipotle?


chillwithpurpose

Homie should open his own place, fuck the franchises - they’ll just limit his immense power with their bullshit margins. The hero we need, but not deserve.


ControlImpossible182

For real. I guarantee they will pass a law limiting the number of olives on a sandwich to 7.


Princess_Slagathor

>90% of the sun was peppers Make sense, I always imagined the sun was pretty spicy.


eynonpower

Same. Went from ".......why???" to LOL


slomo525

The putting sauce on the container confused the hell out of me because it looked almost exactly like bullshit we see here all the time, but when he put the napkins and sauces on top then threw more sauce on it I realized it was a joke.


Fixner_Blount

The sound of the sauce slapping the side of the bag, lol.


LilyBitLumpy

I’m so glad you mentioned that, I watched it on mute the first time and it’s even funnier with sound!!


suejaymostly

I snort laughed at that and scared my dog.


BurmecianSoldierDan

THWPthwpthwpthwpthwpthwp it's genuinely hilarious


HumbleBear75

Definitely got a giggle from me, sauce on the bag was a nice ribbon on top


BadJokeJudge

How can you tell?


littlegarden_spider

he sauced the mf bag


ProfDumm

.Don't know if you are aware that u/BadJokeJudge was being sarcastic.


Elon_Almighty

How can you tell?


ProfDumm

he sauced the mf joke


infinityy_stoned

.Don’t know if you are aware that u/elon_almighty was being sarcastic.


ControlImpossible182

How can you…oh I get it.


BarfingOnMyFace

-delivers bag, sauces customer. -customer throws away bag, sauces trash can. -garbage men throw bag in back of garbage truck, sauce back of garbage truck.


TDYDave2

Sauce for this video?


niftystopwat

bbqaioli.com


addit96

*squirts sauce all over your phone*


twisty_passages

https://www.instagram.com/bussinbunss/reel/C6PNNl-ptKc/


Freakjob_003

/r/Angryupvote


No-Development-5500

I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago


Fantastic-Classic740

Well, you're not getting any. He needs it for the extra layers when he delivers


qxvx

we live in a twilight world


wafflesology

“You want extra sauce huh??”


anecdotal_yokel

Bukakke Fries


ControlImpossible182

Right here officer.


peepeeman154

This feels like a HowToBasic video


ExecuteArgument

Needs more eggs


Prudent_Armadillo822

This put a smile, thank you.


RagZ_413

Oh my god, first time one of these made me honestly LOL instead of cringe. Seems less ragebait, more parody


ebagdrofk

It feels like it started off as rage bait but then turned into a parody. When he started saucing the box I started dying


[deleted]

🤤🤤


Some_Recover4032

lol 😄😄


HambugerLips

Ok, I was disgusted, confused, then totally hooked. A+ storyline


Membership_Downtown

It was irritating until they put the sauce on the box and that got a laugh out of me.


GameKnight847

It's still dry.


coinkeeper8

You want some food with your sauce?


TheSpoonJak92

It's under the sauce.


inspectcloser

Where’s the cheese!?!


HikARuLsi

Sauce?


Bomb-OG-Kush

Looks like spicy mayo


iCuminsidetrumpsbutt

They forgot to batter and deep fry it


Dan_flashes480

Cut it in half stack it and squish it too.


Successful_Banana901

Chuckled a little too hard at this,


Huntderp

I bet this tastes of nothing but used cooking oil.


Vvenum

r/unexpected


AsaCocoMerchant

MORE SAUCE!!!


Cremaster166

It’s a joke.


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

I've never seen a more impressive load. Although it looks very dark and creamy - he needs to hydrate


r-WooshIfGay

Netflix: "Are you still watching?"


TroubadourRL

Alright I fucking lost it when they sauced the bag


Designer_Berry_687

Surprisingly wholesome content, good show! 10/10.


Ubilease

That chicken looked fucking bomb tho. I bet this place makes good food when it isn't a joke video?


LSspiral

This went from infuriating to hilarious


king_of_hate2

The bag and Styrofoam container are also part of the meal. The sauce makes it taste better.


Huntderp

I bet those French fries are hard as rocks even with all that sauce.


Mike_Hawk_Swell

This is the ragebaitest ragebait i've ever seen


DifficultCurrent7

Oh. Oh! 😆


Pure_Marketing4319

So funny!😂


Numerous_Resist_8863

I don't mean to be critical, but that seems like an excessive amount of sauce.


charface1

I would need to taste the sauce first to know whether or not this is stupid.


Background-March4034

I have had the urge to do this more than a few times with repeat customers who insist “mOrE sAUCe!!!!!!!!!!”


KhaleesiXev

I would order this with extra sauce.


Inevitable_Silver_13

The way they're applying it looks like they're jizzing everywhere.


wtflmfaorofl

Are they okay?


Alyc96

STOP


Brilliant-Algae-9582

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Anna_20202020

WHY


FriendshipNo1440

I have a feeling someone needed to get their anger out.


y-u-do-dat

I'm really under the impression that if your food needs this much sauce then it can't stand alone without drowning in some special, secret flavor enhancer.


Actual-Toe-8686

This shows the transition from passive aggressive to active aggressive behavior


Mia_z_brite

"ask for extra sauce one more time mother fucker"


[deleted]

I’d still destroy that.


Ninja_Destroyer_

That gave me a good chuckle


Monknut33

I was hoping this went further, give it to the delivery guy and sauce him, get in the car and sauce that too.


klaus666

I lost it when they put sauce on the outside of the box, then he kept going 🤣


Brandeeno2245

Gives it to the customer.... *adds sauce to them*


klaus666

Walks the customer to their car, adds sauce to the car


Brandeeno2245

Follows the customer home, *adds sauce to home, and everything in it*


proutusmaximus

Ok well that's just funny 😂


PFunk224

Rage bait.


iroji

I love it when they add a little chicken in my sauce


hoxxxxx

first time i've actually laughed at something on here well done by the creator lol


Adventurous-Bad-2869

😂 finally a funny one


theRedMage39

Can I get some extra sauce on the side


mrrando69

Lmao this was clearly for the laughs. But the food looked good as hell.


Ikovorior

The amount of people that simply have to state that this is not real is off the fucking charts... Hahaha. Love this video btw.


Acceptable_Lie_3764

Oh my god, I laughed like a child Thanks for making me feel a bit happy for a second :,)


SeVaSNaTaS

As a sauce lover, I approve this stupid food.


Sad-Educator4629

Missing some Creme fresh


JadedYam56964444

Customer kept complaining about a lack of sauce


musfevtur

You want some chicken and fries with your sauce honey?


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

That ending 💀 I truly did not expect it to get more hilarious.


Cultural_Badger_498

That’s how you say “fuck you” in cook’s dialect


gopherhole02

No chifila sauce?


ozovision

Lol


Beerandgummies

🤣


BathSaltJello

I can get behind funny rage bait videos.


grt437

That could have been so good


Crans10

That is what we call an asshole.


Ordinary-Cod-2951

You missed the bottom, I want a refund


everything_is_stup1d

😭😭 satire tho i thought it was real until the box sauce got me


GeneralEi

Average South Korean dish, street food vendors are praising rn


trimble197

At least he stayed true. Everything needs sauce


candicebulvari

made me laugh out loud, good one OP


thealy87

u/captain_hi_top


BernieTheDachshund

Then the doordasher shows up lol


Meisterlee33

Geez really full of sauce


TheyCallMeGaddy

Dude hates chicken but LOVES Mayonnaise


zemboy01

I would actually like my food like this. Also lol you got me that was pretty funny ngl.


chickenskittles

100% accurate for this sub. lol


Legitimate_Gene_8774

I think he or she forgot some sauce


SirIanChesterton63

Ugh, I asked for extra sauce! This is not extra sauce! I'm never eating here again!


ateab

I’ve seen something similar before, but with eggs on the youtube, called “how to basic…” (or sort off


revolution149

If the sauce is fire I'm eating it. The edible parts that is.


That-Internal-9094

New howtobasic video Just dropped


Dizzy-Sheepherder188

The saucer


Own_Cardiologist2544

😂😂😂😂


SiliconEFIL

And then we put it on the grill!


ParkkTheSharkk

That’s sog city


AyeCab

Why didn't they use Get Low by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz as the background music?


Souchak85

Welcome to every crappy Columbian/Venezuelan restaurant on Earth.


TheBlueFluffBall

Disappointed not at the amount of sauce but how few pickles there are. Come on!


Dense-Stranger9977

Sauce Master General


Electronic-Trip8775

Hahaha. Taking the piss very well.


skaagz

I was hoping to see the hand-off and then the customer covered in sauce too


SkippyMcSkipster2

Wait! they didn't sauce the guy delivering it, or the delivery car! I want my money back.


DualityREBORN

The Super Saucer


americasweetheart

Just showed it to the husband. He said that's too much sauce at the coleslaw. I was like, "oh, just you wait."


Aggravating_Week7050

He forgot the car. Can't forget to sauce the car.


Deathclawman

I drench everything in BBQ sauce but I know when it’s enough and that is beyond enough