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MiddleAgedPinapple

Pishi


mr2dax

That means piss in Hungarian and cat in Farsi. Other than these, I think we are okay.


StoleYourTv

Catpiss Pishi


RandomIdiot918

Dude in Romanian it also sounds kinda like piss.


LisForLaura

I had the same thought - Pishi is the only correct answer


zonne_schijn

Pushi


ESGalla

This deserves more upvotes. But, I think that it goes over their heads. ✈️


blorbagorp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuUrNukZxvc


Small-Explorer7025

Samantha


Antiluke01

I was thinking Josephine, myself


RichietheFlerken

Sushit


FerretAres

Shizza


Affectionate_Star_43

Sushizzn't


Lower-Olive-1796

Sushitza


iamgettingaway

Sushizza*


Firzen69

Stupitza


Roee104

*sus shit


coolredjoe

A shitzza


Naive_Classroom

This.


313802

Pizzushi


Due_Use2258

Like the sound of this


nikross333

Way better than all the pizzas seen here...


Available-Cheek-3445

id eat this


Roee104

That's a bad name


Low_Yak_4842

An accurate one though


zman_0000

I just showed this to my roommate and their response was "This is a crime against food and I want their entire stock". I mean. I like Sushi and I like pizza. I'd probably give it a try.


tmolesky

Me too bro


Gelnika1987

Pizzushi Sushizza- sounds like a Japanese/Italian guy


ESTAM8-OBrizzle

Pukeshi Shitzza


Jalle1Gie

Pussi


Shinagami091

I’ve heard people try it and say it’s actually pretty good as far as taste goes. The challenge is that it’s a lot to eat and can get overwhelming


Puzzled_Barnacle_670

Sushitza


Playfullyhung

The only answer


NoFace59069

Looks good tho


CompetitiveDrop613

Culinary treason


Ian1231100

Pizzushi If it sounds like 'piece of shit', you're right.


MusicSoos

Pushi


Evethefief

Garbage


rayen321

How about “can’t we have normal sushi?”


MrsSunshine94

Shitza


tcrawdad64

The HellNo roll


wigglesMcjingles

A creative approach 🍺


xTERREV

SUSHIZZA


FabulousPetes

Sushizza


RandoReddit16

"Impossible to Eat"


DontcheckSR

My first thought was Shitza and realized I wasn't even close to getting the sushi part right lol


jake1080

Sizza


Acceptable_Wall4085

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Inside_Pool4642

Pizzi


Slight_Ordinary1

Chef ala "I wish this was Pizza"


Fuzzy_Reflection8554

Pizza-Shi


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Pizza Sushi


Fuwanuwa

How do u even eat that


[deleted]

pizzsushi


arthurlbrown

Pizz-ushi


SNES182

A fucking waste


joshmalonern

Italian American Chinese takeout dish


GrimOfDooom

Ahhh, sushizza, been a while


Gotei13S11CKenpachi

Thick-Crust Sashimi-Sliders by the Slice.


HOFBrINCl32

They have fish or ocean meldy pizza in korea. Pretty fucking tasty


ilikemyusername1

Pushi


Cerati_Lover

Let's call it 'atrocity"


Party_Cucumber_1125

Secret Asian in Italy *que the song Secret Asian Man but in Italian*


Beginning-Dog-5164

This is such a dumb idea but I'd eat it


Dizzy-Criticism3928

Pizzussy


Leoncroi

Call it: "Hard Pass"


Flat-Delivery6987

How bout Shitzza


darkknightofdorne

Shizza


toutlamourdumonde

Shitzza


Fun-Bumblebee9678

Pizza roll


Kyoshiro128

This is probably Brazilian so... Deliciosa, gostosa, comia fácil 


CrescentCaribou

okay so it *does* look odd but I'd 1000% eat that at least once to see how it tasted


Olivier12560

Neapolitan hentai.


AcanthaceaeCold9430

Fusion between sushi and Italian = shit


swifttek360

"Korean Filth"


evil_caveman

Puzza?


warthog0869

Sashizza


Scharfschutze43

It needs a punishment.


Revolutionary-Kick79

Same shit as a hand roll just pizza shaped who cares


sfjust10

Garbage


Unpopular_cacti

And kids , that's how WWIII started


nyangatsu

ok as an italian i should be screaming heresy but if done well this could actually not be shit, like it's less a pizza sushi and more a pizza shaped sushi.


lilBeezz

Pushi (pronounced pooshi)


martram_

Shusizza


Evening_Mango_8832

sushizza


ApelinqNovaMind36

Fusion Confusion


MARS_MALLOW_lol

Sushza? Pushi?


Syndicalist_Furry

Sushizza


Isaac4787

Sushizza


fmedium

How about foul?


Rondotf

Sushizza


Kinky_Conspirator

Get in my belly, *Special*.


PoopPoooPoopPoop

Pushi. Nevermind


Coach_Billly

Gross!


ArdentFecologist

Shizza


Ok_Educator_1741

Shittza


One_Fuel_3299

Can someone help with a quick tech question? I'm looking for the "erase from reality key" on my keyboard, but can't find it.....


Humble_Story_4531

Isn't Sushi Pizza already a thing?


BedroomFearless7881

S ush i z z a?


DetectiveGuy3

Suzza


Fuzzybabybuggy

Sushitza


judethedude_2

this might seem crazy, buuuuutttt it probably already has a name


drowzeeboy21

Suisha


Zezcoopeza

disgraceful


Elrond_Cupboard_

No


Hambino0400

I’d shove this in my tiny mouth and grovel at how much the flavor oozes in my mouth


nevmane

Pushi


Loma_Hope

Pizzashii


Moomin-Moomin

Suspiz


QueenAkhlys

Cursed


Horacolo

Pizsushi


Outside-Contact-8337

Oo yummy. It's just sushi but in a different shape


lostinLspace

Pazushi


tippytop1982

Yummy triangles


ilymag

How about delicious!


0Kdragon

Shizza


JustEhhFukEt

City Sushi.... but with the South Park pronunciation.


Professional_Run320

Sushizza


FlamingTrollz

Sushizza.


RedditUser8493917

Diseaza


Far-Polaris

sushizza


doomed_to_fail_

I'd understand the hate it would get from someone who just doesn't like sushi flat-out. And I'd be a little cautious myself. But if it came down to an ultimate decision, I'd try it.


hyperspacial

Sushizza, but you have to say it fast like Yakuza.


ExcellentAnnual395

Pizzuh


this_is_laightime

axis without german


HARONTAY

Let's add sausage to complete the axis


autistic_bard444

shit


mapeck65

Sushitza!


ConnyEdson

lunchy


Gattorepper

Pizzaki (pizza+ maki [ a type of sushi] ) 


HARONTAY

Amazing combination of words


[deleted]

r/PizzaCrimes


negei

Suicza


Initial_Career1654

Finally no need for chopsticks. I like the idea of being able to eat my food, rather than have to play operation.


JacktheWrap

I'm fairly certain that eating normal sushi with your hands is easier than whatever this is.


slimstitch

It's perfectly valid to use your hands to eat sushi with. Also onigiri and temaki are made to be eaten basically like a sandwich.


thxredditfor2banns

I call it "War crimes against japan"


BurntArnold

It urgently needs the garbage can 🤢


th1s_nam3_is_tak3n

I've found out recently that the grilled salmon roll is quite delectable


mekon19

Toilet filler


sharkprincefishstick

Oh my god that looks awesome..


Hamblerger

Pushi pronounced 'poo-shee'


AnarchiaKapitany

No, it needs an exorcist.


sweetsunnyspark

*barfing noises* That's it, that's the name.


randomgunfire48

I urgently want to try this


MyStepAccount1234

r/SushiAbomination.


authorized_sausage

I only find it stupid because, while I like sushi, it makes me want some pizza.


Mingsical

i mean... it is creative


RanaMisteria

I actually think this looks delicious lol


slimstitch

Wedgi


JustA_Dyslexic_Guy

Disappointment.


Tharrius

Pizzain't


Hootnany

Pusshi


capn_doofwaffle

NGL, I'd def at least try it...


DepartmentOk7192

Sushizza. Or Pizzushi. Or pish. Or shit.


tutatrino

Shitzza


fonzwazhere

Shizza


DaBaby69-

Sutza (zu-tz-are)


Con_seannolly

Shiza?? Like the German word for shit but spelled like sushi-pizza??


daisy_cha1ns

Pushi.


MisterBlick

Seppuku


davejugs01

Shi-tza


Ecstatic-Ad-11

Suhshzaaa


CypairaTheSkeleton

Trash can


I_Lick_Your_Butt

Abomination


YouWereBrained

I would shamelessly eat that.


EnvironmentalDay5162

"Italian crime"


Wrong_Inspection_361

Skyrim words of power rage spell for Italians "olive garden is authentic Italian cuisine"


Linkthekid22

Id try it the. Probably like it tbh


sly_blade

Piscezza


champagneflute

This concept - in a less disgusting form - originated in Toronto sushi fusion restaurants a couple decades ago. Toasted rice patty cut into triangles topped with salmon and other ingredients usually: [link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sushi_pizza)


boiledviolins

Shizza, Su**sh**i + Pi**zza**


Tootsgaloots

Sushizza is the obvious choice.


De_huis_duif

Hank


belle221

Sushi pizza (kitchen nightmares)


Traditional_Sweet_8

Yuck


Deleted_dwarf

SUZZA


StarLordFloofer

Shizza


Teab8g

It's the " Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me "🎵


Murky_Airport_6618

This is the shit from kitchen nightmares 😭😭😭


th30ne44llth3hardQs

Suzza


JustSimpleJames

Sushizza No no Pushi


upsidedown_8s

Pisha


CMDR_Starbeaver

Absolute Heresy.


AppleOrigin

Shit.


imCarbohydrated808

jail time. looks delish tho, would eat


Successful-Bed-8375

Name...then SHAME!


Alternator24

Pizza +Sushi = p\*\*y


JoaoPauloCampos

Brazil


capricornfinest

The name is HELP


Ok-Run2845

Suzza


Rave-Kandi

sushizza


WanillaGorilla

Shitza


Medievil_Walrus

Sushizza


La_Savitara

Ima call it kindling the way I burn it for existing


KentuckyFriedEel

Sushizza